/tg/Station 13

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They appealed it, but then German said no, you're staying banned.

How much will this cost again?

$40.

Well, as far as I know by German law video games are children's toys and have to follow the same regulations.

Anyone who has any idea of vidya knows it's ridiculous, but most politicians are too old for gaems.

That relaxing feeling when you're a grown adult and these abhorrent games where people are killed (!!!!) are literally ruining your life but thankfully the government steps in and bans it from your country so that you are no longer forced to play it.

I'm still salty about the German/Australian release of Left 4 Dead 2.

Well good news for you, it passed in Emuland. Barely. They said Australian ratings were the worst part of certification.

The Aussie ratings company offers the ability to buy priority viewing, which they did. It was still a week after they got that before the Aussie's even said "ok, got it, we'll tell you when to send us stuff".

Are they sure it was the worst part when they didn't even manage to get it into Germany?

Thankfully adding the R18 rating to video games means almost all games get into Australia now unless they have rape scenes or pedoshit. Still kinda lame but it's not that hard to get around.

At least I'll be able to get my head punched off by big boy Jason if they ever release this game.

alright maybe i probably should have elaborated as I meant​ games like Hotline Miami 2 and Outlast 2, both rejected for sexual violence even though they play pretty minor parts in the games as a whole. It's lame that government organisations decides we're not allowed to play a game that most of the rest of the world doesn't have a problem with over minor aspects of the story.

I'm totally ok with pedoshit getting banned though it was just an example of what doesn't make it through. Guess you could call it a double standard on what I'm trying to say but eh.

This guy has pretty good beta footage if anyone wants to see some (old) gameplay.

[youtube]4vkoqEAg9ho[/youtube]

They're releasing lore stuff. It was written by the guy who came up with Friday the 13th.

[youtube]S45tXCb6F9M[/youtube]

how does one get into the shill business

NOW AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER ON STEAM

http://store.steampowered.com/app/43874 ... _The_Game/


obviously don't if you backed it

No longer banned in Germany. No cuts from the game were needed.

Comes out this Friday, where the hype at?

The latest reveal from the devs is hair physics. Goty.

I don't got money for this SHIT

Keys were sent out, preload is up.

IT BEGINS

Gameplay is out, looks so much better.

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"Failed to join leader's session!"

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I had a shit ton of fun last night but the servers are down now.

>playing the Jock
>running around with 2 guys
>Jason closing in, one out of stamina
>I stay and fight Jason, get wounded
>they come back with weapons and hold Jason off while I get first aid
>get injured again saving one guy
>tell them I will sacrifice myself, they get away
>instead, a stealth character comes up behind and chainstuns Jason for 20 or so seconds while I get away
>hear them scream in the background
>end up winning while hiding

>40 dollars
>3 maps

>30 dollars
>1 map
What game am I talking about slime?

Kor wrote:>40 dollars
>3 maps

It should be $30 but the maps are fine.

Doesnt seem like a very good game. Just another shallow "horror" deathmatch game that is trying to leech off the Jason series for some popularity.

Alex Crimson wrote:Doesnt seem like a very good game. Just another shallow "horror" deathmatch game that is trying to leech off the Jason series for some popularity.

It takes a different approach than other games in that how it's not supposed to be fair, and it's balanced this way too. Survivors every round? Most likely but never close to half of them escaping unless Jason is retarded

tl;dr your opinion is incorrect land creature

TheColdTurtle wrote:>30 dollars
>1 map
What game am I talking about slime?

woow rude

Kor wrote:>40 dollars
>3 maps

Overwatch!

Remember how they were selling the Savini Jason codes for $6?

They're worth $200+ on ebay, and they're selling like hotcakes.

Fuck me for not buying more of them.

>6 people walking to police exit
>Jason grabs 1
>new guy with a shotgun shoots Jason trying to make him drop them
>it kills the guy Jason is holding and 2 poor fucks who were walking right behind him
>they all just slump over dead and voice erupts with screams

I was laughing so hard god damn

I heard the game is horribly broken and lots of people can not even play it, care to comment?

my client pleads the fifth; if he were to answer that question he would lose his job

It is for most but I'm lucky.

scratch that they just fixed the servers they're running smooth

>get picked to be Tommy Jarvis
>find counselors who repaired a 2 seater
>gun them down, take their car and escape

Tommy saves the day again

First content update is tomorrow, 6/20.

- NES Jason w/unique music and kills
- 2 new clothes for all counselors
- 13k character points for everyone
- Double xp and cp from June 23-25

[youtube]OYZdSndmNwg[/youtube]

just going off of that video the devs seem super chill, must be nice

>devs
>super chill

They ignore anyone with criticism and leave shit broken. They called Jason's grab normal even though the range of the grab spans 1/3 of the average room size.

Thats chill
So chill they don't really give a shit about shit being broken

>buying early access abandonware

>patch broke the game on pc and ps4, microsoft refused to let it be merged on xbone

I love the game but fuck these devs, jesus

It's not early access but it feels like it.

Good music though.

[youtube]fu7jwI3YyFU[/youtube]

This game was abandoned by the producing company (Illfonic) to work on a new game. REEEEE https://gamerant.com/dead-alliance-illf ... -the-13th/

Yep, so don't expect any fixes for the massive amount of glitches and other shit still in it.
Or updates in general

nope

DrPillzRedux wrote:nope

We'll see

Togopal wrote:This game was abandoned by the producing company (Illfonic) to work on a new game. REEEEE https://gamerant.com/dead-alliance-illf ... -the-13th/

What everyone wanted...another zombie apocalypse game.

I'd play a zombie apoc game if it was actually fun to play
And also not cliche
Maybe the zombies are just a marketing excuse that's in the background while you race spike-covered cars through them

That necromancy bit reminds me of another reason why I liked Arcanum so much, before Kerghan came along the art was pretty respectable and it's still used for healing.

Revelations have come to light about the dev studio.

>medium sized for-hire contractual studio
>lays off staff
>keeps picking up games, is working on 5 games
>is looking to contract out their own MMO to another contract studio

lol why are people retarded