/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 9:44 am**

Bottom post of the previous page:

I should totally make spessargonians.

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 10:08 am**

DemonFiren wrote:>poly
>patriarchial
My dear friend, do you not know Poly is a girl?

he obviously misspelled parrotriarchial

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 10:10 am**

I'm just gonna roll patriarchal Polys I asked the wise sages of OOC and no one agreed the sacred parrot was a grill.

Ricotez wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:>poly
>patriarchial
My dear friend, do you not know Poly is a girl?
he obviously misspelled parrotriarchial

Wait actually that's better.

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 11:00 am**

>launch stream is still going
>cant download stellaris because steam hasnt unlocked it
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 11:17 am**

The game won't be out for about five hours.

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 12:19 pm**

And my check hasn't cleared. Lovely.

Whelp hopefully this won't be a one off game. Mind if I design a race to drop in with?

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 12:24 pm**

Do it anon has literally offered to do that.

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 12:28 pm**

Spoiler:

Boom. We enjoy what will clearly be a peaceful cooperative galaxy.

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 1:52 pm**

Do we have to give Anon our race data right now? Can't we just join the game with a race when it starts up? Because I still haven't finished my decision, wanted to wait until the game is out so I can mess around in the actual race editor itself.

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 1:57 pm**

If you aren't going to be there to join as soon as the game starts you can send me your race data and I will seed it into the galaxy as one of the AI's.

That way you can latejoin and the odds that your species will still be hanging around somewhere should be decent. Fingers crossed.
Even if you don't want to play in the game adding a race you made to the pool might be interesting.
Maybe they'll end up causing something fun to happen. Maybe something FUN to happen. Maybe someone will just put them in the galactic garbage can.

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 2:08 pm**

Well I already posted my race info above, who knows maybe I'll get in later. At least I can read about how my guys got conquered easily.

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 2:27 pm**

I likewise threw mine in. Figured we will see how good a peaceful science rush is.

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 2:31 pm**

Well I've been slowly converting all the races I made for Spore years ago into Stellaris empires, because that was the only time I actually seriously thought about this kinda stuff. I'lll post them in here when I'm done.

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 2:38 pm**

Well alright no work today for me. So now I just need this game to RELEASE!!!!

Made a race that seems kinda Dark Elvish but whatever. I just threw in what I wanted.

Spoiler:

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 3:18 pm**

WEll. Guess i'm stuck from downloading until I get home from work tonight. Any idea how big it is?

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 3:50 pm**

About 4gb.

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 4:00 pm**

It's available for download. About 1.6 Gigabigs.

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 4:05 pm**

Anyone planning to stream this game?

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 4:31 pm**

If a couple people wanted to watch I could set something up.

I'm going to have a weird hiccup where I need to run an errand at 5:00pm-ish but I'll probably just leave everything running so you guys can backstab my empire while I'm AFK.

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 5:18 pm**

I can't make it, start time is too late for me.

Maybe the saturday game.

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 5:41 pm**

Uuuuuurrrrgh why couldn't they just allow preloads fuuuuuck.

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 5:45 pm**

It's only a gig.

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 5:51 pm**

Yeah. It's not like most games these days that are about 25GB at least. Saying that though, if I was still on my old 'net, it would've taken about 15 hours to download instead of 15 minutes or whatever.

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 6:15 pm**

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{"currentEthos":"{\"fanatic_individualist\":\"fanatic_individualist\",\"pacifist\":\"pacifist\"}","currentFTL":"Wormhole Travel","currentGovernment":"moral_democracy","currentPlanet":"TROPICAL","currentWeapon":"Energy Weapons","empire":"The Funny Federation","ethosPoints":"0","excludedTraits":"[\"strong\",\"very_strong\",\"adaptive\",\"extremely_adaptive\"]","homeworld":"Clown Planet","portrait":"http://www.stellariswiki.com/images/thumb/9/9d/Fungoid_massive_13.png/74px-Fungoid_massive_13.png","selectedTraits":"[\"weak\",\"nonadaptive\",\"thrifty\",\"industrious\"]","speciesName":"Slippericus Clownicus","star":"Honk Mother","traitPoints":"0"}

edit: are any of you nerds gonna be streaming/recording? I probably won't "own" the game for a while but I'm not doing anything today and kinda bored.

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 6:20 pm**

maybe ill just make a race of space cowboys called the Creeds and name my star High Noon

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 6:24 pm**

Ricotez wrote:maybe ill just make a race of space cowboys called the Creeds and name my star High Noon

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{"currentEthos":"{\"fanatic_militarist\":\"fanatic_militarist\",\"individualist\":\"individualist\"}","currentFTL":"Warp Travel","currentGovernment":"military_republic","currentPlanet":"DESERT","currentWeapon":"Projectile Weapons","empire":"High Noon","ethosPoints":"0","excludedTraits":"[\"adaptive\",\"extremely_adaptive\",\"communal\",\"strong\",\"weak\"]","homeworld":"High Noon","portrait":"http://www.stellariswiki.com/images/thumb/6/6e/Human.png/89px-Human.png","selectedTraits":"[\"nonadaptive\",\"solitary\",\"very_strong\"]","speciesName":"McCree","star":"High Noon","traitPoints":"0"}

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 7:12 pm**

Don't forget to download the Blorg!

Don't download the blorg it may be causing version conflicts.

[hotlinking to them is busted whoops]

Also: if you're submitting a race to show up in the multiplayer game, please also include a portrait so I know what race/face you want.

For guest empires so far we have
Steelpoint, Grazyn, Colonic, and Wiznard

Looking through to see if I missed anyone, let me know if I did.

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 7:38 pm**

Here is mine.

Spoiler:

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 7:44 pm**

Any humanoid face will do as long as it isn't an outright furry

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 7:49 pm**

dezzmont wrote:Here is mine.

Spoiler:

Sorry missed that somehow. Added.

Okely dokely. GET IN THE TS DAMMIT!

(109.169.56.53:11247)

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 8:27 pm**

alright no need to add the race I can ready up

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 8:34 pm**

I'm probably going to, if able, make a human offshoot I call Homo Sapiens Diaspora. Or just The Diaspora. Loosely based on a universe I hope to write in some day.

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 8:41 pm**

I'll probably be on around 6:30 after I get home

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 10:07 pm**

as an antagonist race https://kaisersly.github.io/stellaris_r ... =7,8,23,24
prepare your ass

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2016 12:08 am**

Is everything just trying to get in my fucking way? Now I'm being begged to bring home benedryl on the way home, which could either be easy, or exceedingly difficult depending on a few factors.

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2016 12:42 am**

i'm having a good time enslaving rescuing the poor denizens of the galaxy from their own independence incompetence.

let it never be said that i am without mercy. they are better off under my iron-fisted benevolent rule.

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2016 2:09 am**

Ayy just impulse bought this game having no idea how to play. This should be good

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2016 4:34 am**

shoulda picked a different ftl type for this empire. Hyperspace is quick, but a rival empire is cockblocking an entire region by holding a choke point. And they're asshole zealots.

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2016 6:32 am**

The Solok Republic is vanquished. It took roughly 6k furries to knock down their doors and kill them. Sadly, The Word Of The Bird has been split in two.

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2016 6:35 am**

I warned you about those furries.

Meanwhile after 37 years of brutal sieges on my homeworld and other core planets K64 came to my rescue and kicked the shit out of my attacker.
The losses are innumerable. When I try to think about how many million penguins have gone into the grinder over the course of the war it's pretty fucking ridiculous.

37 years, multiple fleets and standing armies lost on both sides. I gathered so much scrap from my opponent my scientists eventually just reverse engineered their entire ship schematic and I started flying a slightly altered doppleganger ship in an effort to stay even with him. War is hell, man, holy shit.

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2016 6:37 am**

>only 6k

Fucking furfags.

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2016 6:44 am**

Parrots stand proud, sadly without their Sokol friends. I had just started deployment of my macaw cruiser line my heavy armour torpedo boat doctrine seemed to be holding strong. I was about to test it once more in a strike on the galactic league with a 3k fleet. The AI is annoying in some respects it has no understanding of sectors and deletes them FNR flooding your core worlds and will do retarded shit like withdraw the embassy that stops the local xenophobic isolationists purging you.

AIs are all butt buddies and the drat furries were fucking terrifying having the biggest coalition of all.
OH MY GOD THE IGN SHILLS GAVE IT A 6.3!

I'm DYING!

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2016 6:55 am**

"The problem is that alliances are built for war, and the diplomatic conception of war in Stellaris doesn’t work well at all. Essentially, the issue is that the goals you set before a war are too big: things like capturing or freeing an enemy colony or vassalizing an enemy empire. There are no options for something smaller-scale, like shifting a border star system into your sphere of influence in order to get that tundra planet for colonization. It all feels all-or-nothing. "

You..you could just pick smaller war goals. Don't go right for vassalization. Pick a single border world, if they have one.
if all you want to do is have a war over empty border system, smash their frontier outposts and shit then plunk your own down. Delcare a white peace afterwards.

I think this guy maybe plays too much RTS and the concept of playing and winning a game without a war at all doesn't make sense to him.
He complains during his review about the AI never wanting to fight him when he got all big and stronk.

Like goddamn we've been waiting for Cuba to try to invade us back for the last 60 years here in America what the fuck Cuba's AI is bugged.

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2016 7:21 am**

Let me know over steam when there's going to be a fresh new round so I can send you my factions data, my Spess Mareens are stonk and ready for deep strikes.

Also how does one send another person their custom faction data and edit the factions bio?

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2016 9:20 am**

>taking IGN reviews seriously

also I hope that after I left the AI did not fuck up my dreams of conquest

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2016 9:37 am**

Sorry I had to leave. It was a fun game and I learned alot. Next time don't enslave, vasilize!

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2016 10:12 am**

Ricotez wrote:>taking IGN reviews seriously

I was making fun of it. Were you bird is the word? They were cut like the Gordian knot last I checked

starmute wrote:Sorry I had to leave. It was a fun game and I learned alot. Next time don't enslave, vasilize!

Why do either? If you are willing to drop a governor and make some compromise where possible oh and have ample energy and influence these silly factions can just be cowed unless they are like your bizzaro opposite that hates all your ethos n stuff. Especially in the case of primitives a bit of tinkering and there best buds forever I can fill out a new colony type!

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2016 10:50 am**

I was Medbay, empire of the proud xeno loving Runtimes

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2016 12:19 pm**

Make sure the Soviet republic of Canada gets gen'd in the new world if we start again!

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2016 1:04 pm**

Ricotez wrote:I was Medbay, empire of the proud xeno loving Runtimes

Your faction's still about. Although Medbay Maintenance has broken off as their own independent nation now.

I'm surprised at how not-terrible I'm doing, considering it's pretty much the first game of its type I've played. Making the AI your vassal is insanely powerful though, since when you declare war, everyone who is your vassal blobs their fleet into your most powerful one. So while I only had about 1k fleet strength, due to having half the galaxy's sentients under my rule, it became like 5k at least.

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2016 1:09 pm**

K-64 wrote:Although Medbay Maintenance has broken off as their own independent nation now.

God damn greyshirts in my maintenance tunnels.

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