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>Andromeda is at the top of this years sales charts
>cost around 40 million to make, has made over 300 million

I smell a sequel.

It's the game that comes free with the Nintendo switch. It's a party game.

>free

Maybe it was bomberman that came free. Can't remember.

Back on topic, has anyone ever thought how $40 million is pretty small for 5 years of development?

A lot of the cost in game development is marketing. Half of GTA5's was marketing. I didn't see shit for Andromeda.

Because they know it would sell on brand name alone.

GTAV followed GTAIV which most people panned as being a bit shit and took itself too seriously.

GTA4's story was a bit too dark and serious for the masses.

Anyway, the first DLC is gonna be the Quarian ark, which launched right as Mass Effect 3 started. It was late to launch as it was being retrofitted to carry some of the other species like elcor and hanar (aka devs didn't have time). Aside from Ryder they're the only ones who know about reapers so that should be cool.

The whole reaper thing is interesting, because the direction chose to hide it, Ryder too and still:
-The threat is over for them one way or another, the reapers won't go to andromeda to chase after a bit over 100k organics.
-No matter what, they cannot help their milky way brethren, since, well, 630 years have passed, either the cycle continued, and right now the galaxy is silent, or Shep "won" and the milky way passed that war long ago.
-TELLING the colonists about the reapers would actually harden them and keep them loyal, there is a good chance that no one on the milky way knows they exist, even if they would make a super mass effect relay, they really shouldn't go home, since either the reapers won and they simply get them, or civilisation continued and they're time stranded outsiders.

I guess they apply the same reasoning as the council, believing Shepard about the reaper threat, but choosing not to do anything other than maybe reinforcing a BIT their armies and security measures, and denying any claim of giant robosquids about to kill everyone.

About the quarian DLC... sounds interesting, yeah, a new planet, I guess, some missions, but it either goes LotSB/Citadel (Excellent narrative, great fun, great combats) or Omega/leviathan (quick pandering, atrocious writing, and overpriced)

Omega wasn't all that bad, Leviathan was just a quick patch job in an attempt to make the story less shit.
Citadel had more pandering IMO.

I suspect Geth. It was always a tinfoil conspiracy of mine that they were the benefactors.

DemonFiren wrote:Omega wasn't all that bad, Leviathan was just a quick patch job in an attempt to make the story less shit.
Citadel had more pandering IMO.

Citadel was 100% pandering and fanservice, but it was well aimed, it had a lot of content, the comedy was great, the fights were excellent, and had the only interesting boss in the entire trilogy.

>the only interesting boss in the entire trilogy
okay maybe fight-wise

capi duffman wrote:

DemonFiren wrote:Omega wasn't all that bad, Leviathan was just a quick patch job in an attempt to make the story less shit.
Citadel had more pandering IMO.

Citadel was 100% pandering and fanservice, but it was well aimed, it had a lot of content, the comedy was great, the fights were excellent, and had the only interesting boss in the entire trilogy.

yeah citadel was obvious fanservice, but it was some of the best made fanservice I've ever seen and actually respected the series

What is not to like about lego worlds cosmic?

TheColdTurtle wrote:What is not to like about lego worlds cosmic?

i've only heard good things about it what's this nerd's problem with it

Elcor are the best

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Elcor are the best

Unsure: I am unsure if this is true

Geth are the best.

But elcor are pretty cool, too.

Badassfully: Get that synthetic nerd shit out of here

Geth are the only decent race.

The Geth are the only race that literally did nothing wrong

Which makes the Quarian quest arc even better. The asshole admiral in the second game turned out to be the hero in the third, and the choice at the end of the arc was even better if you didn't have the paragon/renegade options.

The admirals were even bigger idiots than the council.

And then I pushed that red button so hard I broke the setting.

No, seriously, the Geth could've left the planet at any moment, they didn't do so, instead butchering the assholish quarians, then proceeded to make an isolationist kingdom, shooting to kill everything that got near the Perseus Veil, and yet you're told that they didn't really wanted to go to war, and the quarians only needed to talk to them. Also they joined the reapers twice, you could understand the first time as being in awe of a superior machine or something, the second time they just wanted to get even with the quarians, not caring if the rest of the galaxy burned because they aligned themselves with the nazirobosquids.

The only good synthetic is the one you blow up, and then give the MMI to the tator chef.

I wouldn't mind a Citadel like DLC but I highly doubt they want to do more Tempest crew building until the next game. I feel it's needed though as a lot of people felt like they were starting to like the new squad by the end of the game and then bam, it's over. Still, they did pretty good with the amount of it that they had.

Also, the lead writer for Andromeda confirmed he's already working on a new project. I WONDER WHAT IT IS?

capi duffman wrote:And then I pushed that red button so hard I broke the setting.

No, seriously, the Geth could've left the planet at any moment, they didn't do so, instead butchering the assholish quarians, then proceeded to make an isolationist kingdom, shooting to kill everything that got near the Perseus Veil, and yet you're told that they didn't really wanted to go to war, and the quarians only needed to talk to them. Also they joined the reapers twice, you could understand the first time as being in awe of a superior machine or something, the second time they just wanted to get even with the quarians, not caring if the rest of the galaxy burned because they aligned themselves with the nazirobosquids.

The only good synthetic is the one you blow up, and then give the MMI to the tator chef.

t. salty because a geth beat him at vidya

he's gonna be even more salty when he finds out that

The geth were innocent victims and quarians should be genocided.

Legion was my favorite character from 2, beating out Garrus at a close second.

I never played 3 and never will.

I still think the Geth

Geth are the best by virtue of simply being (well-written) robots.

Turians are most aesthetic.

I still dislike how they had to find a way to make the best ending (red) in Mass Effect 3 less appealing by arbitrarily killing off the Geth and EDI for no reason at all.

Reminder that robots aren't people. I also absolutely hated the Joker, so killing his waifu was like a cherry on the top.

Destruction ending is best because any other option potentially keeps the retarded star-child alive.

InsaneHyena wrote:Reminder that robots aren't people. I also absolutely hated the Joker, so killing his waifu was like a cherry on the top.

>the Joker

stop

I am the Batman.

Ikarrus wrote:Geth are the best by virtue of simply being (well-written) robots.

Turians are most aesthetic.

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turian waifus are top quality

turian husbandos are
waifus are pillz-tier shit taste

I forgot you only like dick

Not true.
Turian females just aren't as pretty as turian males.

Gay.

That's the equivalent of saying dicks just aren't as good looking as vaginas.

but they're raptor-bird-things
they probably don't have vaginas

i like turians

>All these race traitors forgetting the First Contact War

>the bunny is pro-human

LMAO

DemonFiren wrote:but they're raptor-bird-things
they probably don't have vaginas

they give live birth so yeah they do

i cant get over pillz calling nier automata bad and then having 9001 posts itt and two consecutive ME avatars
sasuga pillz all the same but fuck you retard eat dick

I didn't say it's bad, I said all other Yoko Taro games are bad. You're also comparing a science fiction series with a vast background to a loony Jap game where pretty much everything in the games world is dead.

Despite being a Platinum game it's not that good compared to others like Revengeance and Bayonetta. For a Yoko Taro game it's amazing, but for a Platinum game it's okay. The music is godly but so is the music in Drakengard 3. The story has only been interesting in Drakengard 1 and Nier 1. Every other YT game it's pretty tame, and Drakengard 3 suffered heavily from light novel and comic bullshit.

Meanwhile, the only things I really like about MEA is the comradery and the combat. The rest is all mediocre to horrible.

call me when they make drakengard 4

DrPillzRedux wrote:That's the equivalent of saying dicks just aren't as good looking as vaginas.

I don't know man...
Smooth, sleek, streamlined vs clam shell overstuffed with kebab meat, from an aesthetic sense I know which one I'd say is the better looking.

DrPillzRedux wrote:

DemonFiren wrote:but they're raptor-bird-things
they probably don't have vaginas

they give live birth so yeah they do

Its probably still a cloaca, hopefully they have better valves than humans - otherwise turrian babies will be very smelly.

Dicks are not smooth sleek and streamlined. They're fucking veiny, hairy, spend half the time buried in a wrinkly skin sheath, and usually have little bumps on em. I bet you been jerking it to yaoi dicks which ain't nothing like a real wang.

That is why human hormones are so important for reproduction, from a purely clinical standpoint sexual reproduction is really gross and if our brains were not hard wired to want it near above all else we would probably not ever do it.