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Also a shame you couldn't send that fucking guido reporter out the airlcock. See her try to cake on the makeup in the vacuum of space.

> Base a character on an IGN reporter
> In a game famous for it's SFM porn community
They really didn't think this through

I know nothing about her simply because i immediately told her to fuck off every time I played the game

Wyzack wrote:I know nothing about her simply because i immediately told her to fuck off every time I played the game

Same here. The moment I saw her I knew I wanted nothing to do with her.

The funny part was how ugly they made her look in-game.

InsaneHyena wrote:> Base a character on an IGN reporter
> In a game famous for it's SFM porn community
They really didn't think this through

Probably enjoys the attention.

Wyzack wrote:I know nothing about her simply because i immediately told her to fuck off every time I played the game

She's ugly as fuck, her dialogue sucks, her character sucks, and Jessica's voice acting sucks.

Basically she sucks.

My manshep is too polite to throw anyone out.

Time to play girlshep again.

The entire story is getting leaked on /v/ already because dataminers.

Twists everyone expected.

That made me think of when i played Dragon Age 2 for a bit. I was friends with that mage guy and he tried to come on to me. I let him down as gently as i could be he still lost his fucking shit getting all mad because i was not into dudes. fuck off man

Hmmm. Pass for now. Looks like I'm getting nier automata instead.

The entire story is getting leaked on /v/ already because dataminers.

Twists everyone expected.

Who's Jaal? The black guy?
I wonder if he still does that, if Shrek is your love interest...

Wyzack wrote:That made me think of when i played Dragon Age 2 for a bit. I was friends with that mage guy and he tried to come on to me. I let him down as gently as i could be he still lost his fucking shit getting all mad because i was not into dudes. fuck off man

I don't get why you're upset, you're supposed to go the rivalry route with Anders.

It just felt like the game was trying to fucking guilt me for not banging a dude

Okay, I looked it up, and apparently Jaal is the purple Knuckles. Jesus, imagine those babies.

ThanatosRa wrote:Looks like I'm getting nier automata instead.

I hope you aren't getting it on PC because god DAMN does Nier run like shit on PC. Worst port I've seen, right by the Dark Souls 1 port.

Eh ill live I have a decent modern machine.

Is this the most embarrassing game of the year? Of the decade? How does the acting compare to the nu fallout games, you know the faces with stiff wooden planks as actors.

I hope press won't be able to cover up this blunder like they did with Cisquisition or DA2. I really want to see Bioware destroyed, because with Disney buying Star Wars, I'm absolutely terrified of the idea of

InsaneHyena wrote:I hope press won't be able to cover up this blunder like they did with Cisquisition or DA2. I really want to see Bioware destroyed, because with Disney buying Star Wars, I'm absolutely terrified of the idea of

Spoiler:

CURRENT YEAR!Bioware making KOTOR 3. Jesus Christ, it would be worse than the prequels.

i hope people lose their jobs for making a video game i dont like

Yes, I hope they do. They're clearly not qualified for their jobs, and I don't want them to shit on my favourite franchises any longer or push their political agenda through them. Companies were dissolved for less.

Qbopper wrote:

InsaneHyena wrote:I hope press won't be able to cover up this blunder like they did with Cisquisition or DA2. I really want to see Bioware destroyed, because with Disney buying Star Wars, I'm absolutely terrified of the idea of

Spoiler:

CURRENT YEAR!Bioware making KOTOR 3. Jesus Christ, it would be worse than the prequels.

i hope people lose their jobs for making a video game i dont like

Big fuckin' difference between "game I don't like" and "objectively garbage game".

InsaneHyena wrote:I hope press won't be able to cover up this blunder like they did with Cisquisition or DA2. I really want to see Bioware destroyed, because with Disney buying Star Wars, I'm absolutely terrified of the idea of

Spoiler:

CURRENT YEAR!Bioware making KOTOR 3. Jesus Christ, it would be worse than the prequels.

What's been in the trial is nowhere near as bad as Dragon Age 2 was. Trashing the human facial animations and weird movement is fine, but gameplay wise, it's definitely the strongest of the series.

Mass Effect was never supposed to be a third-person shooter, it was supposed to be an RPG. Writing matters to me more than shooting people, and from what I've seen? Writing is trash, and so is voice acting.

DrPillzRedux wrote:I hope you aren't getting it on PC because god DAMN does Nier run like shit on PC. Worst port I've seen, right by the Dark Souls 1 port.

Oh shit you made me look it up.

InsaneHyena wrote:Mass Effect was never supposed to be a third-person shooter, it was supposed to be an RPG

It still is though? And yes, it was supposed to be a third-person shooter, hence why every game has been from the third-person perspective. Arguing about the quality of the writing is fine, because it seems half of it is at least decent and the other half is complete trash full of overused cliches, or seem like they're written by a teenager. Old Bioware is dead and gone, but personally, Andromeda isn't anywhere near as bad as I thought it would be.

A significant factor is Hype though and disappointment that it didn't live up to it.
I'd personally felt that this would be what would revive and redeem the franchise after the mistakes of 3.
Guess not though.
I'm actually still tempted in a "What the hell why not." but That'll have to wait for a sale.

> With every game, Mass Effect becomes more and more like Gears of War
> With every game, RPG elements and writing suffer
Really gets that noggin' joggin'

I have to clarify that my favourite RPGs (and also my favourite games, period), Alpha Protocol and Vampire: Bloodlines, both had absolutely horrid gunplay, but it wasn't shooting that made them great.

InsaneHyena wrote:> With every game, Mass Effect becomes more and more like Gears of War
> With every game, RPG elements and writing suffer
Really gets that noggin' joggin'

I've found most of the problem.

ThanatosRa wrote:I'd personally felt that this would be what would revive and redeem the franchise after the mistakes of 3.
Guess not though.

Combat-wise I'd say yeah, they actually did a good job. I have a feeling they spent most of their time on that. Overall though it doesn't feel as bad as 3 from my 10 hour trial time up. I'm actually interested in the main story, it's not bad.

I would forgive their shitty animations if they had an actual dialogue system aside from a couple choices that don't affect the outcome. Instead of shaping your character like you did with Paragon/Renegade in the previous, Male/Female Ryder each have their own preset personality with different responses. You just get to pick which one. In that sense the roleplaying in RPG is extremely limited and disappointing. At least datamining has shown that some of the choices you make do cause big changes. Unlike before though, datamining shows no squad members can be killed (no awesome standoff like with Wrex in the first).

Here's hoping in 2-3 years that Andromeda 2 will fulfill.

Also Manveer "Shariah or die" Heir got fired for that.

Hope dumb poo in loo thinks he has n-word privileges around an actual black person and not paper-bag colored problem glasses "yaas queen slay can you not" college girl and gets his curry extracted manually.

DrPillzRedux wrote: Also Manveer "Shariah or die" Heir got fired for that.

I keep hearing that he got fired, but I haven't seen any proof. And even if he did, he's the symptom of the problem, not the problem itself.
Though it's still good news.

Also, I probably should clarify something. So, ark ships that you fly on? They've been launched somewhere during ME2, or maybe later. Point is - before ME3. So all those krogans that you're flying with? Yeah, they still have the genophage. Good luck dealing with that shit for the entire trilogy. Again.
The more I read about ME:A, the more I feel that someone in the Bioware (or maybe EA?) saw The Force Awakens or the Jurassic World, and said: "Yes, that's what we need. A soft reboot of the franchise. It'll still be a sequel, but at the same time, it won't be!"

Can't blame them. They fucked themselves so hard with the ME3 ending that they really couldn't have done much, maybe besides a story about fixing the relays or going through ones that still hadn't been activated.

What did he mean by this?

>the dataminer checks out the romance scenes
>female garrus and shark man have 7 fucking scenes with nudity
>seven fucking scenes of banging aliens EACH

this is what their budget went into, modeling shark dick so you can be a good goy and fuck aliens

DrPillzRedux wrote:>the dataminer checks out the romance scenes
>female garrus and shark man have 7 fucking scenes with nudity
>seven fucking scenes of banging aliens EACH

this is what their budget went into, modeling shark dick so you can be a good goy and fuck aliens

That's loco. Demonfiren will be happy.
Love your new avatar, by the way.

Why title this "women's studies majors make a video game"?

There's nothing extra-special-wrong with how romance/women in the game has been handled- the problem is that the game is just poorly written, animated, and voice acted in general.

AHAHA HOLY SHIT http://itsrevydutch.tumblr.com/post/158 ... stening-to

Drynwyn wrote:There's nothing extra-special-wrong with how romance/women in the game has been handled

>2 human options with less attention put into them than the alien ones
>nothing wrong

heretic detected

DrPillzRedux wrote:AHAHA HOLY SHIT http://itsrevydutch.tumblr.com/post/158 ... stening-to

Honestly, I didn't even blink. After Inquisition I have such low standards, that Bioware would have to implement literal cuckoldry into their games to actually disappoint me.

Why title this "women's studies majors make a video game"?

Because when EA was looking for the people to make their newest AAA title, they saw a bunch of gender studies majors, whose only marketable skills are inventing pronouns and making coffee at Starbucks, and said: "You know what? They'll do fine!".
I'm not fucking joking here. If you look up who the woman in charge of animations was, it will clear up a lot. Same with the writing.

Since Pillz insists that gameplay is decent, I guess Curry Thunder did a good job after all.

InsaneHyena wrote:Honestly, I didn't even blink. After Inquisition I have such low standards, that Bioware would have to implement literal cuckoldry into their games to actually disappoint me..

Funnily enough, datamining apparently revealed that you can sleep around with multiple people except the turian/shark guy, who require you to lock in to just them.

Ikarrus wrote:I may or may not have free copies of this game come release day.

Depends on how many people remember that I promised them a copy.

I'm actually kinda interested in the multiplayer for this regardless of whatever might be going on with the rest of the game if you wind up with a spare.

Timbrewolf wrote:I'm actually kinda interested in the multiplayer for this regardless of whatever might be going on with the rest of the game if you wind up with a spare.

If they fix the lag issues it's basically just updated ME3 multiplayer. Literally the same.

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What kinds of enemies are there in the multiplayer?

InsaneHyena wrote:What kinds of enemies are there in the multiplayer?

Exiles, the Ket aliens, and ancient robots.

Fighting the Ket is the worst because their boss is a floating guy with a shield orb you have to break before you can damage him. Plus he remakes the fucking orb like 10 seconds after you break it so you need everyone to take him down.

The robot boss is a giant metal dildo who shoots homing rockets and charges your group. It's so tall that if it goes through a doorway it smashes the top open (thanks frostbyte engine).

The exile boss is just the cerberus mech from 2/3 basically.

> Fighting the Ket
> Fighting the Geth
Almonds... Activating...

From what I understand, almost none of the staff from the original trilogy worked on this

Luke Cox wrote:From what I understand, almost none of the staff from the original trilogy worked on this

That and BW Montreal has no experience with the Frostbyte engine, which sucks at facial expressions. If Edmonton, the ones behind DA:I did it, it might be a bit better.

Also, there's a bug a streamer got that made Sarah look not retarded.

/v/'s "Sarah is autistic" memes made me appreciate her default look. No changes needed!

DrPillzRedux wrote: Also, there's a bug a streamer got that made Sarah look not retarded.

/vg/ think it's not a bug, but a fix. If that's the case, than I should be more careful what I wish for, because now I want my borderline retarded waifu back. If not, holy shit, dodged a bullet.

The "bugged" version just looks like it has a different shader. She just went from autistic to high-functioning autistic.