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I don't know how you can take a backstory like Widowmaker's and put a manic-pixie-dreamgirl spin on it.

Haha remember that time I got mindbroken and murdered my husband?
Let's all have fun shooting eachother over this pickup truck!

EndgamerAzari wrote:I got Winston's 'Explorer' skin. Guess I gotta learn how to GO APE now.

its pretty simple

press shift in general direction of enemies, hold down left click, watch everyone drop.

ColonicAcid wrote:watch everyone drop.

except people with armour, his weapon does fuckall to armour

>9 hours of big daddy

Jesus christ, I can image most of your deaths being from Hanzo, Genji or widow and maybe a smart mc cree who flash bangs > quick draw > roll out for auto reload > quick draw again. Insta wrecks any tank roll but road hog, you have to punch him a few times.


Also Hanzo and Genji animation made me shed manly tears.

speaking of "Dragons"...

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this was made before the official short came out

I gotta say though, the game really is itching for a Horde mode though. With a few different groups too. The asshole australian rebels, Talon Mercs, Rogue Omnics, the list is pretty big for it.

Don't forget lost meurtos

/tg/station needs heroes u bunch of monkeys

ill start playing in about half an hours time so join ts in the mean time

ColonicAcid wrote:/tg/station needs heroes u bunch of monkeys

ill start playing in about half an hours time so join ts in the mean time

I'm online

>>>도레미 is already cosplaying as Dva

m-muh dick.

>random heels despite d.va not having heels
>cheap costume material
>ugly ass 30 year old face

yeah no

s-she's 23 korean age

i agree with the high heels point tho no reason she should be wearing them.

ALSO

my boy pine is releasing highlights
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i got a new legendary skin

Well add me on battle net who ever has it, my latest power play was towards the beginning of a match with Hanzo I head shot widow on low ground and head shot tracer right after she blinked. Both shots were a very good distance far apart.

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ill be in the TS3 channel for a while if people wanna party up again

An0n3 wrote:Mei's a shortstack. Nothing wrong with that.

i constantly think about this post and get angry to the point where i need to fucking sit down and cool off for a minute

I see you still haven't outgrown the time-out corner.

I don't... why?

An0n3 wrote:I see you still haven't outgrown the time-out corner.

i am upset

this game is so much better if you play it with friends

i wish i had some

you have us crag

I have an elite stack of the hardest meta crafters in the community

Literally me

have you ever gotten most healing done on your team as roadhog? I have

TheWiznard wrote:have you ever gotten most healing done on your team as roadhog? I have

Dude, it`s 300 hp per 8 seconds

IT`s stupid easy

yackemflam wrote:

TheWiznard wrote:have you ever gotten most healing done on your team as roadhog? I have

Dude, it`s 300 hp per 8 seconds

IT`s stupid easy

wow way to rain on my casual parade dude

everyone in this game moves way too fucking slow
whenever im playing mccree i want to constantly roll just to move at a reasonable fucking speed but its on like a 12 second cd and if you get caught without it you're probably dead

sorry blizzard splatoon remains the best team-based shooter this gen

-adjusts glasses-

heh... splatoon.... nice try kiddo............

Started playing pharah again

Wanted to get good at pharah because she is my favorite character but the widowmakers really shat in my cereal. I got used to dealing with them and flanking them with pharah and now I feel pretty fucking unstoppable. McCrees are usually too awful to shoot me out of the sky and I'm typically outside of their damage falloff anyway.

Soldier 76 remains my go-to though. Sometimes you just wanna frag charlies.

Hanzo = Genji > Pharah

Wew boy that 150 Damage with Hanzo and Jump Slash / Deflect with Genji.

I never get sick of the fountain of bastion tears as I blow them the fuck up as Pharah. Got accused of cheating once

wat u really gotta do 2 tick off bastions is flank them with reinhardt and catch them in a charge.

사랑해 DVA ㅇㅅㅇ

friggin mcREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's high noon

^
this always ends up with the enemy mccree going "HUGGHH" as he gets fucked by an arrow with his name on it.


high noon more like shit noon

Post 'em.

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Based on all my metrics it seems like Symmetra is my best.

It's weird, given that I thought she was the only objectively "bad" character in the game when I started playing as her. Now I know.

Completely fucking useless on Assault but really good in every other mode. Depending on map she can almost singlehandedly shut out a team. I was wracking up POTG after POTG with her earlier just layering turrets and knowing when to chase with her gun. It seemed like most people didn't expect me to pursue them with the leash on them, and didn't know what the fuck to do when I did.

There's really not much you CAN do about it but try to run for health or move to a different Z-level to break the leash. If you can fly or jump, do that. If you can't, get fucked.

I'd put a couple turrets on the point, and then two or three more on the closest health pack. Would get a lot of kills from people running in to heal up and just getting tasered to shit.

Zarya is my best hero apparently. Right next to Lucio but that's a given since lucio is le afk heal man

My highest killstreak is 37 with Zarya and highest eliminations are 45. I know I got these stats from using her against total fucking scrubs though because I haven't used her since I hit level 30ish.

Highest streak is only 16 with Junkrat. 14 with Symmetra.
Most kills at once is a quad with Symmetra (entire enemy team pushed, and got their shit pushed in by massed turrets)
Most kills in a single game is 37 as Symmetra

its always the sniper on your team who tells everyone someone has to go healer

I've gotten a 23 streak with S76

Super Aggro Crag wrote:its always the sniper on your team who tells everyone someone has to go healer

Pretty sure that one game where I was playing as Tracer and people were bitching at me to go Mercy it was a Widowmaker player trying to play team captain in PUG.