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Why are you posting butt porn in... never mind

because this is every female TF3 character

Davidchan wrote:Why are you posting butt porn in... never mind

I was linked it and asked if I had anywhere to share it

So enjoy

mercy is the best: overwatch edition

poor symmetra's skin is fucking awful

Have they announced how they are gonna fix symmy yet? One of the devs said they were testing stuff in house like a month ago but I haven't seen anything about it since. She's an okay hero for pub matches but in competive she and torb just get rolled and spend most of the round waiting to spawn.

they said they're going to rework symmetra and that it's possible she'll be reworked by november, but that's nothing new

You can say what you want about the game itself- I'd say it's not even that great because I'm not into '6v6 matchmaking press Q to pretend you're skilled' stuff

But the brawl for halloween is pretty neat, though it gets repetitive
Basically TF2's MvM stuff. Except you don't have to pay to get shit out of it

Yeah, the cosmetics are kinda meh

But then most cosmetics have been meh all along so nothing new here

Remember back when people would tear up TF2 because "THE COSMETICS RUINED IT, IT USED TO BE A GOOD GAME BUT NOW IT BAD"?

Well how's your precious new game now that it has cosmetics too dummies

Overwatch has had cosmetics since it was launched though

Face stabs, Demoknights and flip-flop balancing patches ruined TF2. Pyros were about the best thing TF2 had.

I could never play sniper.
I was a halfway decent spy, but my true calling was medic and engineer.

In Planetside 2 I generally play infiltrator with a close quarters build.
Sniping is something I also do up close, at least compared to ordinary snipers.

Planetside 2 was nice. Shame it was pretty much just milked and discarded

to be honest nothing "ruined" tf2, it's still great, the only thing to really hurt it was the rough launch of matchmaking (which works pretty well now). definitely a lot of stupid bullshit though like random crits

Nah, the cosmetics being completely un-fitting pieces of junk was more damaging to it than a lot more than people realize

Aside from that, it was all about finding a good server with decent people in it. That was the hardest part, and without it you weren't going to have as good a time.

XSI wrote:Planetside 2 was nice. Shame it was pretty much just milked and discarded

It's honestly not that bad.
When did you stop playing?

DemonFiren wrote:

XSI wrote:Planetside 2 was nice. Shame it was pretty much just milked and discarded

It's honestly not that bad.
When did you stop playing?

After the first 3 or so months

Just wasn't worth spending more time on and whenever I look at it or come back to it, I just see that nothing substantial new has happened and there is no reason to play it for me

Hanzo got a new Halloween voice line.

"You are already dead."

everyone got new halloween everythings

mariachi reaper + eternal rest = ???

the reason i pointed out that voice line was that it's a fist of the north star reference you heathen

a lot of them are references u chonger

The halloween arcade is fun but I don't get why they picked mcree over reinhardt since they had two offensive heroes and the map is his fucking native map. Relying on ana for heals also reminds me just how bad at healing she can be if she doesn't have a bullet sponge infront of her

Is this game still really boring and are the maps still all garbage

Something has the Overmemers in a frenzy. Some bullshit about Sombra finally releasing? I don't really know.

There's a website that's been going for like 3 months now with a percentage counter sloooowly increasing (at around 1% a day). It finally hit 100, and what happened? Another meaningless Spanish sentence. People are going apeshit. Last time I've seen a community this riled up is Dead by Daylight. There was a huge ARG around this too, with so many tiny hints towards it (starting from binary code in one of the shorts) that led towards that website, and now there's literally nothing. The trail's gone cold.

Once people are hyped, it is easy to maintain that hype

This is something Blizzard is good at

Wowee! Blizzard has all that buildup for literally nothing! It's kinda like waiting for a beta invite all over again!

Has an arg ever panned out to something worth all that time? Everyone I've ever seen are just time syncs for the devs to work while fans build up hype and crypto nerds get to stroke their decoding boners

TF2 has done it pretty well.

Has anyone noted how Overwatch literally has MVM with less features now? Like nice job Bliznerd

It's an excuse plot. It really doesn't need any ~deep lore~ to explain some fun event type gamemode.

IIRC the castle was Eichenwalde or what ever the new level is called but it takes place in an alternate timeline. The actual castle isn't important but the 4 player characters are the only 4 defenders left.

It was a decent enough experiment and if blizzard makes more PvE scenarios and maps I wouldn't be disappointed as long as there was a bit more freedom in class choice as well as larger maps. Just have to keep an eye on future updates and see how balance changes roll out and if/when sombra ever gets released.

A popular fan theory is that Overwatch is just the future equivalent of WWE and that is why the plot is all over the place.

Its not as amusing as WWE though

>level up crate
>mercy Halloween skin
>a while later get another level up crate
>reaper Halloween skin

i dont want either of these :U

Deitus wrote: >mercy Halloween skin
i dont want either of these :U

mercy isnt that good as a healer and i dont play reaper so i just dont really want em. they're ok as skins i guess but ill never be using them

Mercy is a pretty damn potent healer and get a damage boost to boot. She could use a buff but her ult is so damn good in the right hands I don't see that ever happening. I'd rather have an okay Mercy on my team then a pro Ana.

Lucio is quote unquote the 'best' healer because of his theoretical 60hp/s with bursts to 240hp/s to the entire team which makes him great against Pharahs and Junkrats who might being a fair mount of aoe, but against high damage to a single target he's basically worthless and his team is better of sticking near the medkits.His ult isn't anything to write home about with it deteriorating so fast.

Zenn is a bad healer imo but a great secondary attacker with his debuff. Orb heal is only 30hp/s so he's somewhat better than Lucio for applying emergency aid but your target needs to stay in your line of sight or its only partial heal. Great for an offensive push as it lets your tank/primary hitter keep the heat on but past that he's at best a secondary healer. Though without mobility skills and his ult rarely being used by the team to push he's just an attacker who can target heal in my book.

Ana is in theory the best healer, 75 hp per shot and capable of 62hp/s sustained healing for short bursts which she can double with a biotic grenade hit, she's got a lot going for her. Problem is 90% of Ana's forget they are support and run around shooting enemies more than their allies so the only way to get healing is to block her shots with your body. That or they just can't aim for shit and all those healing bullets meant for you hit the guy next to you or the wall leaving you high and dry without hp. Lacking any kind of mobility also makes her harder to work with as getting out in the open for her to shoot you for heals means you're equally likely to be exposing yourself to enemy fire.

Ana is technically the best

In practice it's pretty hard to hit your own team because the idiots will try to dodge your shots as well.

stop fake-leaking sombra blizzard

What'cha gonna do when playing Sombra is actually playing a remote control Omnic she's using as a proxy?

another countdown

sombra ultimate is just gonna be a long countdown that resets at 100%

I took a break from overwatch for awhile, and then I watched the world cup and got super into it again and I'm having a blast trying to get good at the heroes I never used to play.

i pity the fool that has to do any sort of overwatch press release at blizzcon

mercy x5 rez on last point of hanamura a second after d.va ults

IT HAPPENED.
[youtube]Og5-Pm4HNlI[/youtube]

"bet you didnt expect that"

totally, mike

nobody fucking cares