Zelda - SpiderMan's Halitosis Edition

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 4:22 am #267281

We've all seen the commercial, and my opinion of the game is good. 7~8/10, my issues are they added little to no music and the only mildly hype music is during a boss battle. Nintendo tried to take a page out of shadow of the colossus and pull it off barely, the only way to get your Hearts up is to either kill the four bosses and/or compelete 4 shrines to get anal beads to stuff them up the ass of the goddess herself.

Besides that noise you can scale any wall no matter how vertical it may seem, just climb up until your stamina drains and you fall to your death while escaping pig men because your last weapon broke. Yes that's right; your weapons has durability, very shitty durability at that too. You'll use your weapons for a good 3 maybe 5 minutes tops and then it breaks, so that very kick ass elemental sword you just got? Broke - tought shit fuck you deal with it.

Either way I'm enjoying it, I often play epic western music because there is otherwise no music whatsoever.

Gameplay *Mute the sound and play the music below, because what you hear in the trailer is a lie*
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Recommended Music
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Tue Mar 14, 2017 4:30 am

I want this game real bad. Is it worth getting for Wii U, or should I hold off since I'm planning on shelling out for a Switch once Mario Odyssey comes out?

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 4:33 am #267285

It's up to you really, unless there's a very good switch only game coming out (which I think splatoon 2 might be) then I'd just get it now for the pee-u. Unless you'r out of the house long enough to not play a solid few hours of vidya but have plently of down time then I'd get the switch.

And I just checked on mario odyssey, if that's a game you're really itching to play then get the switch because it's switch only.

Quanti · Post by **Quanti** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 8:44 am #267325

game is really good

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 8:57 am #267326

>The fucking prince

Dear lord he is way too HIGH ENERGY

danno · Post by **danno** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 4:22 pm #267435

buy me a switch NOW

Quanti · Post by **Quanti** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:14 am #267804

I have over 40 hours in this and there's still so much more shit out there to do.

Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:15 am

Quanti wrote:I have over 40 hours in this and there's still so much more shit out there to do.

I'm jealous
What was the coolest non spoiler thing so far, if you have one?

Quanti · Post by **Quanti** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:25 am #267811

PKPenguin321 wrote:I'm jealous
What was the coolest non spoiler thing so far, if you have one?

Probably navigating my way by pure luck to the location of the master sword and subsequently the long journey it took to actually be able to obtain it, it's really well set up and a big moment when you actually get it. Either that or the challenge of visiting Hyrule Castle way earlier than you're meant to for some incredible loot and a memory spot. I spent 3-4 hours fighting my way through there in the middle of the night irl and used up pretty much everything I had and fought some of the toughest enemies in the game I've found so far but it was WORTH for the stuff I walked out with.

It's seriously a really good game, only wish that weapon durability wasn't a thing.

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:06 am #267832

PKPenguin321 wrote:I want this game real bad. Is it worth getting for Wii U, or should I hold off since I'm planning on shelling out for a Switch once Mario Odyssey comes out?

Buy a Wii U instead

Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:19 am

D&B wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:I want this game real bad. Is it worth getting for Wii U, or should I hold off since I'm planning on shelling out for a Switch once Mario Odyssey comes out?
Buy a Wii U instead

See the thing is I already have one (I never play it but still), and I think Mario Odyssey looks dope

DrPillzRedux · Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:34 pm

neckbeards and their child games smh

Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:46 pm

DrPillzRedux wrote:neckbeards and their child games smh

teleports behind u

Post by **Armhulen** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:51 pm #268141

PKPenguin321 wrote:
DrPillzRedux wrote:neckbeards and their child games smh
teleports behind u

Lowers your battery to 3 hours

DrPillzRedux · Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:55 pm

PKPenguin321 wrote:
DrPillzRedux wrote:neckbeards and their child games smh
teleports behind u

sword breaks

Post by **Armhulen** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:56 pm #268148

DrPillzRedux wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:
DrPillzRedux wrote:neckbeards and their child games smh
teleports behind u
sword breaks

switch breaks

Quanti · Post by **Quanti** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 11:36 pm #268204

they hate it cause they can't play it

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Tue Mar 21, 2017 10:13 pm #271204

zelda: we could only afford a piano for the OST edition

jokes aside this game is incredible holy shit

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Mar 21, 2017 10:59 pm #271235

PKPenguin321 wrote:
DrPillzRedux wrote:neckbeards and their child games smh
teleports behind u

flies out window

thanks nintendo

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Wed Mar 22, 2017 12:13 am #271270

>walk into a village
>"book of worries"
>read it
>"that guy who came into town looks like he's good with a bow
>I hope he knocks an arrow for me - it's been WAY too long!"

paraphrased but holy fucking shit a sex joke in a nintendo game the world is ACTUALLY ending

Luke Cox · Post by **Luke Cox** » Wed Mar 22, 2017 3:35 am #271325

I still can't justify going out and buying a switch without a few more worthwhile titles. However, I can honestly say that this looks like the first truly ambitious and innovative thing Nintendo has done since 2008-ish. Tacking on a shitty gimmick isn't innovation, THIS is innovation.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Mar 22, 2017 4:05 am #271333

Now if they could do the same thing to Smash, F-Zero and Stairfax it would be kinda neat.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Wed Mar 22, 2017 4:10 am #271336

>metroid is even left out of the list of ded titles

Dunno what you mean by smash though

@Luke if you can find a wii u used the differences between botw versions is negligible and there's a nice backloag of wii u games

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Mar 22, 2017 12:55 pm #271406

shit i knew i'd forgot someone

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Wed Mar 22, 2017 7:14 pm #271625

Spoiler alert - Ganon is a push over, you can beat him with a stick.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 12:41 am #271815

I don't remember what thread people were shitting on the puzzles but oh my god the puzzles certainly get harder than "put ball in hole"

I hope you have good spatial awareness/imagination

Luke Cox · Post by **Luke Cox** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 3:21 am #272276

How's the difficulty as a whole? Nintendo went though this weird phase where they were afraid to make anything challenging because "muh children"

Quanti · Post by **Quanti** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:08 am #272284

It's a lot harder in the beginning cause there's a lot of stuff that'll just own you almost immediately if you're not on point. Late game felt pretty easy though, all the powers, gear and items you get make you almost impossible to kill even against the final boss. I would say on the whole it's not as hard as previous ones but I get the feeling that all Zelda's were that way and I just don't remember cause i was 10 and shit at video games back in the N64 days.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 12:04 pm #272369

Luke Cox wrote:How's the difficulty as a whole? Nintendo went though this weird phase where they were afraid to make anything challenging because "muh children"

I had been oneshot within my first 5 minutes

It definitely respects your intelligence and expects you to realize what you're doing isn't working, but it's not brutally unfair or anything

The enemies just create natural gating, but if you're hardcore enough you can literally stroll into hyrule castle after starting and beat the game

tldr it's the best kinda difficulty

Quanti · Post by **Quanti** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 12:52 pm #272391

Qbopper wrote:you can literally stroll into hyrule castle after starting and beat the game

I actually really want to try this some time soon, literally everything can one shot you but damn it'd be fucking cool to pull off.

onleavedontatme · Fri Mar 24, 2017 7:51 pm

<Qbopper> I want to run around all of the map ...with the girl disguise on

Luke Cox · Post by **Luke Cox** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 8:07 pm #272651

Damn, you people are making me want to shell out 350 bucks now. I might just get a Switch once it has a bigger library.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 8:13 pm #272656

Trap Link has become an internet sensation

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 8:40 pm #272678

kor is hitler

Luke Cox wrote:Damn, you people are making me want to shell out 350 bucks now. I might just get a Switch once it has a bigger library.

the wiiu backlog is pretty good so if you can find a used one relatively cheap you're not missing out if you get that version, unless you REALLY want it to be portable

ShadowDimentio · Fri Mar 24, 2017 8:48 pm

Wyzack wrote:Trap Link has become an internet sensation

>Implying it wasn't before

Filthy degenerates smdh

Luke Cox · Post by **Luke Cox** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:11 pm #272702

Qbopper wrote:kor is hitler

Luke Cox wrote:Damn, you people are making me want to shell out 350 bucks now. I might just get a Switch once it has a bigger library.
the wiiu backlog is pretty good so if you can find a used one relatively cheap you're not missing out if you get that version, unless you REALLY want it to be portable

I wouldn't be at all surprised if the better Wii U games got ported over to the Switch. The Wii U sold horrendously meaning that few people already own the games, so that's easy money for Nintendo. Smash bros is supposedly getting ported over as it is.

Speaking of the portable bit, Nintendo would be much better off if they just went ahead and marketed the Switch as a gaming tablet. That's basically what it is, and that market has much less competition.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sat Mar 25, 2017 7:59 pm #273029

>tfw you know where the

Spoiler:

is but you can't get it yet

asdasd

Luke Cox · Post by **Luke Cox** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 3:25 am #273187

Thanks for the spoiler tags, I would have never known that the

Spoiler:

was in a Zelda game

For real though, it's cool how you can go and do this stuff without any artificial gates on it

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 3:34 am #273189

it was a post ironic spoiler tag :^)

but yeah I've gotten 2/4 (actual minor spoiler) done and I feel like hot shit but I'll probably walk into the castle and get fucking dunked on

Quanti · Post by **Quanti** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 4:48 am #273200

Qbopper wrote:it was a post ironic spoiler tag :^)

but yeah I've gotten 2/4 (actual minor spoiler) done and I feel like hot shit but I'll probably walk into the castle and get fucking dunked on

Get some good food and do it anyway there is PHAT loot in there.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 5:29 am #273207

Quanti wrote:
Qbopper wrote:it was a post ironic spoiler tag :^)

but yeah I've gotten 2/4 (actual minor spoiler) done and I feel like hot shit but I'll probably walk into the castle and get fucking dunked on
Get some good food and do it anyway there is PHAT loot in there.

actually I said "fuck it" and walked in, glad I did tbh

so apparently (not a spoiler for the castle)

Spoiler:

I hadn't done that one or the one on death mountain, I walked in the castle, smacked some guardians, walked into the throne room and

Spoiler:

then

Spoiler:

I'm really glad I skipped some of the stuff and went straight in because it was just a genuinely enjoyable challenge

Spoiler:

if you're at all competent at games don't be afraid to take ganon on early

Spoiler:

fucking 11/10 game and now I wanna make a new file and try to treebranch ganon to death

Quanti · Post by **Quanti** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 6:02 am #273229

>There's good loot in there
>I'll just beat the game instead
madman

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 6:08 am #273232

Quanti wrote:>There's good loot in there
>I'll just beat the game instead
madman

i'm just THAT GOOD

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 7:38 am #273248

dammit don't make me want to play a zelda game
i don't even own a console

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 4:19 pm #273330

DemonFiren wrote:dammit don't make me want to play a zelda game
i don't even own a console

technically you can emulate it with CEMU but I'm really unsure about recommending that (when it becomes actually playablie, I mean, it's not even close as is)

like, emulating dead systems is cool and I'm a fan, I use Dolphin specifically a ton, but when you're emulating a game that you could walk down to the store and buy it's just turning into piracy and that's a little strange to consider

(yes you could argue emulating older titles that are on virtual console/whatever is also piracy or that emulation in general is piracy BLAH BLAH no one cares I'm just talking about this specific case)

Luke Cox · Post by **Luke Cox** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:34 pm #273420

Qbopper wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:dammit don't make me want to play a zelda game
i don't even own a console
technically you can emulate it with CEMU but I'm really unsure about recommending that (when it becomes actually playablie, I mean, it's not even close as is)

like, emulating dead systems is cool and I'm a fan, I use Dolphin specifically a ton, but when you're emulating a game that you could walk down to the store and buy it's just turning into piracy and that's a little strange to consider

(yes you could argue emulating older titles that are on virtual console/whatever is also piracy or that emulation in general is piracy BLAH BLAH no one cares I'm just talking about this specific case)

Plus it's not even working fully on CEMU. I think it gets like 15 FPS right now.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 10:50 pm #273461

yeah it's more a hypothetical atm, it's just concerning since CEMU is progressing startlingly fast

Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:48 am

caved and got this on the wiiu, been playing it a bit today and yesterday, really good so far

Mon Mar 27, 2017 3:47 am

help i blinked while playing this game and the whole day irl was gone

Quanti · Post by **Quanti** » Mon Mar 27, 2017 4:17 pm #273663

I'm doing the challenge run where you just complete the tutorial and storm Hyrule castle right from the start and I've fucking reached Ganon's chamber. Took a few attempts to cross Hyrule Field without getting spotted and death beamed but eventually got inside the castle via boat. Had to fight black moblins with a bunch of fuckin sticks to try and steal their weapons and some planks for a shield that break in one hit. Coincidentally Link also breaks in one hit when he only has 4 hearts and a t-shirt what do you know.

Took a lot of creative sneaking, climbing, gliding and running/fighting for my damn life to get around all the death laser guardians, moblins and purple goo. As well as avoiding the fights with the Lynel's cause fuck that shit I don't have the weapons (or health) to fight them AND Ganon. Suffice to say I got pretty good at parrying guardians. It's getting late so I don't have time to try out the boss fight gauntlet, I know that every boss you haven't beaten yet shows up as well which happens to be every single one of them so I'm not sure if it's even going to be possible given that they could probably just breath in my direction and I'll fall over dead. But hell it's great fun I can recommend it to anyone who's beaten the game and is looking for a challenge. I just wish there was a death counter somewhere.

Potato picture of me in the end game room, nothing spoilery at all but it is the end game room if that matters to you.

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