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Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 7:09 pm
by Qbopper
Attorney Online is basically Ace Attorney multiplayer - join a server, pick a character, and go nuts. The community has a specific way of doing things, as the game is basically a glorified chatroom - you'll have a google doc that has logs of the testimonies/cross examinations, evidence, etc. Each player takes a role in the courtroom, like the judge, witness, detective, defense, or prosecution.

Cases are written by everyone involved, and since there's no objective win or lose beyond what the judge of the case rules, everyone tries to make the game fun instead of playing to win. There's always that one fucking guy (eg. "there's no finger prints on the knife because the murderer had GLOVES ON!!1!") but it's otherwise a good time

It's one of the funniest games I've ever played - some of the character animations combined with witty players can lead to some fits of laughter that lead to tears

[youtube]Y1_uTFb7iTg[/youtube]

highlight of the first(?) case I did with my friends

There's a link to the download here, along with some other useful links (this was made for the vidya server): https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ihs ... N78Qw/edit

EDIT: Even if you grab that client go here and update the game files - as of this post the latest version is 2.3.5, but the vidya pack is still only on 2.3.0

The client is actual ass and if you download the full game it's like 3.4GB thanks to all the dumb fucking music they include with the download, but the release of AO2 has certainly improved things on the usability side

It's super heavily dependent on who's playing it, but if anyone is interested I wouldn't mind a game or two with some /tg/ people

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 7:13 pm
by DrPillzRedux
Sounds fun but only if there's a dedicated objection button.

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 7:19 pm
by Qbopper
DrPillzRedux wrote:Sounds fun but only if there's a dedicated objection button.
>dedicated objection button not being in an attorney online game

technically you toggle your message saying OBJECTION/HOLD IT/the third one and then send the message, but ofc you can object/etc.

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 7:37 pm
by Armhulen
You're some kind of NORMIE if you don't go to qbop's channel and watch the 2 HOUR VERSION

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 7:44 pm
by Armhulen
MICROPHONE ACTIVATED

y wold u call de victim foist???

MICROPHONE MUTED

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:13 pm
by Qbopper
hah holy shit I forgot about that

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:18 pm
by Armhulen
Qbopper wrote:hah holy shit I forgot about that
There is so many great moments in the longer video, Gant is fucking GOLDEN.

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 2:01 am
by Qbopper
I just ended another fucking mess of a case

we started off strong before it devolved into endless misery and death

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 2:34 am
by cedarbridge
Qbopper wrote:I just ended another fucking mess of a case

we started off strong before it devolved into endless misery and death
>that ending

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 1:03 pm
by Qbopper
cedarbridge wrote:
Qbopper wrote:I just ended another fucking mess of a case

we started off strong before it devolved into endless misery and death
>that ending
I was going to have my meme verdict where just as Roundabout kicks in past the intro the verdict is shown but before it got to that part the defendant (played by the defense??) changed the song and wrote [escapes the courtroom]

it was about then I logged off for the night

The doc is kinda in shitty shape and it's missing the stuff at the end because things got super hectic and I was busy talking in game for a lot of it in a failed attempt to keep things on track so I'll do a quick writeup in a new post here

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 3:30 pm
by Qbopper
THE UNBEARABLE TURNABOUT

Genius Defense Attorney Phoenix Wright has been suspected of murder after a “secret meeting” ended in bloodshed. With every defense attorney refusing to defend Wright out of fear of failure, Phoenix is forced to turn to Larry Butz, an old childhood friend who just recently got his Bar against all odds, after following in Wright's footsteps. The Chief Prosecutor has assigned Sebastian Debeste to the case, in an attempt to make the trial “fair”.

On August 18th, at 10:02 PM, police received report of multiple gunshots coming from the Wright Anything Agency, and at 10:13 PM, the body of Will Powers was found with multiple gunshots to the body, as well as one to the head. Phoenix Wright was arrested due to the gun belonging to him, along with the fact that he was the only one on the premise when police got to the scene.


CAST:
Spoiler:
I didn't write this which is why some of these sentences are spelled wrong
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EVIDENCE:
Spoiler:
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Floor plans of the crime scene:
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Stenographer's note: the person speaking has been denoted with abbreviations such as PRO, DEF, or JUD. You can figure them out from context, I'd imagine. This transcript has also been heavily edited to save the stenographer's wrists/sanity. Of note is the term "asspull" - an "asspull" is when someone comes up with brand new evidence. Ideally, this is used if the case has been ground to a standstill, and the detective "asspulls" new evidence in order to move things along.

If only that were the case here.


OPENING STATEMENT:

PRO: Your honorable[sic], it’s really quite a simple case. Mr. Wright must be the murder because no one else could be.
DEF: WRONG
PRO: Why, when we found him, he was the only one at the scene of the cr-
[silence]
[both butz and debeste look on the verge of tears]
PRO: Anyway, there could be no other killer, plain and simple. The idea that Phoenix Wright is not perfectly 100% guilty is riddiculous[sic]! It is the best option! Verdict now!
[he didn't give a verdict now]

TESTIMONY #1: EMA SKYE, DETECTIVE

STAND NAME: Ema Skye
STAND OCCUPATION: "Detective", annoying

Before Ms. Skye's testimony, some light banter is laid down - the prosecution attempts to mock Ms. Skye, but she responds with some sick remarks about Mr. Debeste's age.

DET: At least I'm not a kid.
PRO: I'm no kid! I'm 17! [in tears]
DET: Yeah, 17 years from graduating.
[sick joke about second murder case]


TESTIMONY #1:
Spoiler:
1. So, here’s the lowdown. Will Powers, an actor, was murdered at the Wright Anything agency.
2. He was shot in the head once, and in the body twice...
3. We found a gun at the scene, which is owned by Pheonix Wrigt[sic].
4. Also, a door lock at the scene was found, and it appeared to have been forced open.
5. Along with that, the prosecution wanted me to bring this bottle of wine. Don’t know why.
CROSS EXAMINATION #1:
Spoiler:
RE: Statement 2.
DEF: From how far away was he, you know… blasted?
DET: Good question.
[debeste annoys the judge about the term used to describe being shot]
[butz apologizes for some reason]
DET: Yeah, he was shot, but “blasted” works too.
DEF: Was the body found face up or face down?
DET: Face up.
DEF: Was he shot from the front or the back?
DET: [audibly sweats]
DET: Oh, right, he was shot from the front. All three shots.
PRO: [presents map because the stickman on the map is an accurate representation of the corpse]
[the prosecutor's player yelled at me for the above line]

RE: Statement 3.
DEF: THE Phoenix Wright?!?! No way…
[shitposting about who Phoenix Wright is]
PRO: This is irrelevant!
JUD: u no it my man

RE: Statement 4.
DEF: Like, how…?
[irrelevant chatter]
DEF: Why would Phoenix have to force open his own lock?!
PRO: I can explain! [LOGIC]
PRO: [presents WIndows 10 logs]
PRO: Someone used keys, THEN the door was forced open. Thus, we can conclude that Mr. Wright is not the one who forced the lock.
DEF: Hey..! The gunshots were heard BEFORE the door! He died instantly, too! That means… we have a witness!
PRO: If you look again, Butz, you’ll see that the door was forced open… and then a loud noise was heard. Perhaps a body falling?
JUD: Detective, give us the autopsy.
DET: Will was shot in the head with the first bullet. The other two shots were after he died.

RE: Statement 5.
DEF: Why?
DET: [glares] Are you deaf?
PRO: It’s crucial to my case!!
DEF: Yeah, okay, but… why is that?
PRO: Haha wait and see lol!
The defense and prosecution both had requests for Ms. Skye.

DEF & PRO: ayy girl give me ur digits
DET: actually die thanks
JUD: jesus christ

PRO: Actually, can you find out if there's prints on the door lock?
DET: Sure.
[the stenographer is confused by this request as a. it's a DOOR LOCK and b. IT WAS SMASHED SO SOMEONE COULD BREAK IN but doesn't speak up]

DEF: also can i have your phone number
JUD: if either of you ask that again I'm laying down a verdict then and there

The detective returned after a shot recess before the next testimony - they found that there were three sets of prints on the lock belonging to the defendant, Phoenix Wright, along with the victim, Will Powers, and Jacques Portsman.

TESTIMONY #2: JACQUES PORTSMAN, BASKETBALL PLAYER(?)

STAND NAME: Jacques Portsman
STAND OCCUPATION: "Basketball player", annoying

Before Mr. Portsman's testimony, the courtroom was filled with terribly demeaning remarks towards the Canadian judge, and multiple people were threatened with being held in contempt in court.

TESTIMONY #2:
Spoiler:
1. Me and Wright go way back, to like the third grade. I dropped out to play basketball in the 4th grade, though[sic].
2. So I, you know, play basketball, throw the ol’ pigskin around, all that stuff.
[court is left speechless as this is the entire testimony]
CROSS EXAMINATION #2:
Spoiler:
RE: Statement 1.

DEF: Dude, were you really in our class!?
WIT: Sure as shitstick[sic], my dude!
DEFENDANT: (jesus christ)
WIT: Though, I’m not sure who you are - you’re pretty forgettable.
DFD: You liar - you aren’t in our class.
JUD: I told you to stop speaking up! Though… why do you say that?
DFD: I have a record of it - the 4th grade phonebook.
JUD: ...overruled.
[more shit that goes nowhere and on for too long]
JUD: Prove how this is relevant or shut up.
DEF: Okay, so Wright lets me into his office any old time, since we’re old 4th grade pals. If Portsman was also a 4th grade bro, he wouldn’t have his prints on the lock and he’d have no reason to force the lock open!
JUD: Are you fingering Portsman as the one who forced the lock?
DEF: Not only that - I’m implying that Portsman killed Powers!
JUD: ...got a motive to back that up?
DFD: uh, good luck pal
[Stuff happens, Butz claims Portsman has been bribing judges]
JUD: Prove that, too.
DEF: [presents mail]
[prosec tries to be smart but the mail was actually from Phoenix’s mailbox]
COURT: [tells debeste to fuck off]
DEF: Portsman must have been mad his defense request didn’t go through! He had no defense attorney, and who was to blame? Phoenix Wright!
PRO: You make this too easy. Suppose that was Portsman’s “motive” - he’d be angry at the defendant, right?
DEF: Sure!
PRO: But then who’s the dead one?
DEF: That’s easy - Mr. Wright!
[beat]
DEF: Wait…
[after defense recovers]
DEF: Killing Wright would be too easy - he had to frame him!
PRO: Uh oh, that makes sense!
WIT: WAIT NO
JUD: Alright then, testify about where you were and what you were doing.
DFD: Hold on, he isn’t going to be ready.
WIT: NAH I’M GOOD LET’S GO
TESTIMONY #2a:
Spoiler:
1. So, I was chillin, relaxin, shootin some b-ball outside of the school. I was takin’ it easy - see, I had an injury!
2. I had played too hard - too fast - my ACL had exploded. So, yeah, I was chillin’ outside the school - I wasn’t have been there at all!
CROSS EXAMINATION #2a:
Spoiler:
DEF: Is that even possible?
WIT: YEAH!
DEF: Oh, okay.
[beat]
DEF: WAIT, NO! YOU LIE!
WIT: WHAT?!?
DEF: No one could play basketball with a torn ACL!
WIT: You dork. I said I was taking it easy! You know… shooting some 3 pointers! I can’t just lay in bed all day!
DEF: You play in the NBA, they wouldn’t allow that! Not a chance!
PRO: WITNESS PLEASE STOP LYING THIS IS HARD ENOUGH AS IS
WIT: OKAY FINE I was maybe banned from the NBA for a little debacle but THIS IS IRRELEVANT!
DEF: Tell me, Portsman: if you’re banned from the NBA, what’s your job now?
WIT: Twitch streamer.
[silence]
[portsman has a dumb grin on his face and the court is in shock]
PRO: THAT’S DISGUSTING!!
WIT: Hey, it’s a living!
DEF: What’s your OS?
WIT: DELL!
JUD: How is this relevant?
DFD: Judge. Portsman… streams with me.
WIT: YOU SAID YOU DIDN’T KNOW ME!
DFD: We were streaming together on the day of the murder… meaning he has no alibi!
JUD: How does that mean he has no alibi?
[someone tries to asspull but it goes nowhere]
[more shit that goes on for FAR FAR TOO LONG, judge threatens to hold defendant in contempt for not shutting up]
[defense finally calls defendant to the stand]
[recess]
SURPRISE TESTIMONY #3: PHOENIX WRIGHT, FORMER DA

STAND NAME: Phoenix Wright
STAND OCCUPATION: Former legendary defense attorney, professional pain in the judge's ass, "streamer"

Before Mr. Wright's testimony, the judge noted Mr. Wright drinking from a large wine bottle. He asked Wright to approach the judge for a word. The judge asked him if he could have a swig.

Mr. Wright explained that his current profession was livestreaming on Twitch. Mr. Portsman, due to his injury, was also streaming with Wright.


TESTIMONY #3:
Spoiler:
1. It was the 18th of August, I had Portsman over to stream an interview.
[interjection by the defense]
DEF: Wow, you stream, cool!
WIT: fuck you
2. The interview was with a past client, Will Powers.
3. We were looking to add him to the stream team, when he declined...
4. That's when I told him to leave, so the stream could continue.
5. Portsman got up after him, and I heard 3 gunshots. Naturally, I called the police.
CROSS EXAMINATION #3:
Spoiler:
RE: Statement 5.
DEF: And they arrested you?
WIT: Yeah, there was nothing I could do - the gun was in my name and everything.
DEF: PORTSMAN DID IT!!
PRO: NO PROOF THIS IS ALL SPECULATION
DEF: YOUR HONOR WAIT
JUD: Sup?
DEF: Twitch keeps a log of past streams, right? Let’s check that! The facecam would prove it!
JUD: Eh, worth a shot. Baliff, go get a laptop.
PRO: OBJECTION! THESE LOGS DON’T MATTER!
JUD: Why not?
PRO: Look at the lock, gun, and wine - there’s no way Portsman did it! Phoenix had gloves on at the time!
JUD: prove that shit my man
PRO: Remember the forensic evidence Ms. Skye brought us? It proves that Portsman didn’t have gloves!
JUD: Uh, what? How so?
WIT: Hey, can I speak up a sec?
JUD: Uh, okay, since you asked nicely for once.
Recall the backbone of your theory - the detective’s testimony. She mentioned that my prints were on the case doc.
PRO: So? It was his house and his property…
[stuff]
WIT: Check the Twitch logs. We can prove that if I had gloves on, I am indeed guilty.
[ok let’s do the thing]
[Portsman deleted them]
[we go in circles for like 30 minutes]
[two people try to asspull and get shut down]
DEF: Do the bullets fired from the gun match the bullets in the victim?
DET: yeah mang
[court is shocked]
DET: THEY WERE COATED IN POISON!!
[court is shocked for very different reasons]
JUD: baliff please remove the detective from my life thanks
At this point, the court erupted into a never ending stream of personal attacks, wild theories, and complete bullshit. Eventually, the prosecution determined that unless Mr. Wright could prove one crucial fact wron-

Oh. Mr. Wright just admitted to the crime.


VERDICT: GUILTY

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:22 pm
by iamgoofball
holy shit how do i play

this sounds hillarious

does it come with prefabbed cases or is it all just spur of the moment shit?

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:25 pm
by Anonmare
I remember being itnerested in this back in '13 I think. I'm pretty sure I remember one guy who played Edgeworth's father fairly well, the phrase "Could I be retarded?" comes to mind

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:36 pm
by Qbopper
iamgoofball wrote:holy shit how do i play

this sounds hillarious

does it come with prefabbed cases or is it all just spur of the moment shit?
It's all improv, but you write up a case BEFORE you play, and if someone does the "haha i'm going to ignore the way people want to play this game and shitpost unfunny stuff all the time because there's no mods ahaha lol" someone will call a global admin and likely get you kicked, so there's some level of structure to things

the person who wrote the case above decided to use the quote unquote worst characters in the game for each role, fun fact

I play on a personal server with my pals because some of the public games can have cases that are (for lack of a better word) epics in length - they can take a fairly long time to finish depending on how complex things are/the people you play with

EDIT: forgot the "how do I play"

there's a popular public server that uses a fair amount of custom content - you can go to this google doc for downloads/guides/etc.

It's a much bigger download than the vanilla client but the vast majority of people use this thanks to the extra characters/etc. included. the majority of the download is just stupid music files and shit unfortunately

it's essentially "play Ace Attorney but with multiple people" though so if you know how that game's trials work you're set
Anonmare wrote:I remember being itnerested in this back in '13 I think. I'm pretty sure I remember one guy who played Edgeworth's father fairly well, the phrase "Could I be retarded?" comes to mind
dunno about edgy's dad but there's this

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Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 4:47 am
by iamgoofball
My first case ended with gloves.

I wrote a case with no gloves involved


https://docs.google.com/document/d/1q3i ... p=drivesdk peer review pls

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 3:37 pm
by Qbopper
non murder cases are tougher to do due to the way aa works fyi

seems like it's a little too in your face with the dildo humor imo

re: the hard-drive that's not how evidence works, you don't write down backup evidence - the detective comes up with something relevant in the heat of the moment and presents it in order to help the case out

seems like there's a lot going on which is cool if you want a longer case, lots of different stuff to explore

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 5:31 pm
by iamgoofball
Oh, alright. That makes sense.

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 5:35 pm
by Togopal
I played this game when it was first around, there was a lot of pony OCs

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 6:40 pm
by Qbopper
Togopal wrote:I played this game when it was first around, there was a lot of pony OCs
I haven't seen any of that shit thankfully though due to its nature it does seem to attract a lot of the weeb crowd

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 8:21 pm
by Armhulen
Qbopper wrote:
Togopal wrote:I played this game when it was first around, there was a lot of pony OCs
I haven't seen any of that shit thankfully though due to its nature it does seem to attract a lot of the weeb crowd
*ears perk up*

私は法律と私のアニメの猫とゲームをするのが大好き!

Okay but not to shitpost Qbopper please record more cases, they're great to watch

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 10:50 pm
by Qbopper
Armhulen wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
Togopal wrote:I played this game when it was first around, there was a lot of pony OCs
I haven't seen any of that shit thankfully though due to its nature it does seem to attract a lot of the weeb crowd
*ears perk up*

私は法律と私のアニメの猫とゲームをするのが大好き!

Okay but not to shitpost Qbopper please record more cases, they're great to watch
Glad to hear someone enjoyed it, I stopped recording them because of hdd failures and shit but I'll be sure to set up OBS again

(I lost my 1tb HDD and had to fall back on my dedicated video 500gb HDD for storage, so I'm kinda hosed for space compared to before)

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:02 am
by AnonymousNow
>Be playing this on and off a few months at a time for about a year
>Yesterday Goofball appears in the OOC Chat of the /vg/ Attorney Online server and I have a fucking heart attack

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:22 am
by Qbopper
AnonymousNow wrote:>Be playing this on and off a few months at a time for about a year
>Yesterday Goofball appears in the OOC Chat of the /vg/ Attorney Online server and I have a fucking heart attack
i'm sorry

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:33 am
by iamgoofball
AnonymousNow wrote:>Be playing this on and off a few months at a time for about a year
>Yesterday Goofball appears in the OOC Chat of the /vg/ Attorney Online server and I have a fucking heart attack
:^)

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:36 am
by Armhulen
so sorry

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:45 am
by AnonymousNow
Jokes aside, nice to see the communities mixing, though there's whispers that people from here are the reason why some cases have been crashing more in recent days.

I'd say get into Attorney Online Vidya and try to get into the spirit of cases there. In the past two weeks we've indicted a cockatrice, had a Highlander quickening battle and gone back in time, twice in one case, to save the life of a witness using ghost tricks.

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:46 am
by Armhulen
I'd love to do this but i forgot how cases go

like who does what

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:57 am
by AnonymousNow
Armhulen wrote:I'd love to do this but i forgot how cases go

like who does what
Our format in AOV is something like this, though subject to change when it makes sense.

>Acquire lead-def, lead-pro, judge, stenographer, detective, witness 1 & witness 2
>Optionally acquire witness 3, co-def, co-pro, support def, support pro, co-stenographer
>Case starts
>Prosecution's opening statement
>Detective gives testimony
>Testimonies play out with defense asking questions, witness responding, prosecution shooting 'em down etc.
>Until, with objections etc, enough doubt is available for the next witness
>Typically the detective has findings on evidence etc., can be given requests for more specific information before they leave, and a next witness after them is pretty much guaranteed
>Witness 1 testifies and is cross-examined as well
>Defense has to raise enough reasonable doubt for the judge to allow the case to continue
>Then detective's findings from earlier questions, usually involving dramatic asspulls
>Then a recess, usually.
>Then witness 2 etc.
>Repeat until game ends naturally, rarely go past wit 2.

This format goes wildly off the rails on a regular basis in an entertaining way. Just gotta play along with it.

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:37 pm
by Armhulen
AnonymousNow wrote:
Armhulen wrote:I'd love to do this but i forgot how cases go

like who does what
Our format in AOV is something like this, though subject to change when it makes sense.

>Acquire lead-def, lead-pro, judge, stenographer, detective, witness 1 & witness 2
>Optionally acquire witness 3, co-def, co-pro, support def, support pro, co-stenographer
>Case starts
>Prosecution's opening statement
>Detective gives testimony
>Testimonies play out with defense asking questions, witness responding, prosecution shooting 'em down etc.
>Until, with objections etc, enough doubt is available for the next witness
>Typically the detective has findings on evidence etc., can be given requests for more specific information before they leave, and a next witness after them is pretty much guaranteed
>Witness 1 testifies and is cross-examined as well
>Defense has to raise enough reasonable doubt for the judge to allow the case to continue
>Then detective's findings from earlier questions, usually involving dramatic asspulls
>Then a recess, usually.
>Then witness 2 etc.
>Repeat until game ends naturally, rarely go past wit 2.

This format goes wildly off the rails on a regular basis in an entertaining way. Just gotta play along with it.
alrighty, thanks

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:49 pm
by Qbopper
AnonymousNow wrote:Jokes aside, nice to see the communities mixing, though there's whispers that people from here are the reason why some cases have been crashing more in recent days.

I'd say get into Attorney Online Vidya and try to get into the spirit of cases there. In the past two weeks we've indicted a cockatrice, had a Highlander quickening battle and gone back in time, twice in one case, to save the life of a witness using ghost tricks.
I wasn't aware anyone other than goof had actually tried the game out from /tg/, that just strikes me as ridiculous but whatever

Unrelated: I'm going to be doing a follow up to my previous case tonight, I'll be sure to record it this time for the frog

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:52 pm
by Armhulen
liked and subcribed

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:53 pm
by AnonymousNow
Magic case soon, fellow stalkers.

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:08 pm
by Qbopper
AnonymousNow wrote:Magic case soon, fellow stalkers.
you + goofball should add me on discord or something if you're interested in playing with me as I could use more people

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:14 pm
by AnonymousNow
Qbopper wrote:
AnonymousNow wrote:Magic case soon, fellow stalkers.
you + goofball should add me on discord or something if you're interested in playing with me as I could use more people
PM soon, fellow stalker.

EDIT: Latest case doc.

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 1:58 am
by scoobydoo
AnonymousNow wrote:Jokes aside, nice to see the communities mixing, though there's whispers that people from here are the reason why some cases have been crashing more in recent days.

I'd say get into Attorney Online Vidya and try to get into the spirit of cases there. In the past two weeks we've indicted a cockatrice, had a Highlander quickening battle and gone back in time, twice in one case, to save the life of a witness using ghost tricks.
AOV is a circlejerking ERPing cessdump, do not

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 10:15 am
by AnonymousNow
scoobydoo wrote:AOV is a circlejerking ERPing cessdump, do not
Jokes aside, it is literally none of these fresh new memes.

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 1:19 am
by bman
i joined and it's a ghost town

what do

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 1:23 am
by Qbopper
depends

if you're on AOV they have a discord you can join to get a case going

if it's another server fuck if I know man

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2017 10:34 pm
by Qbopper
fuck my friends made me resintall it expect a case summary again

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2017 11:26 pm
by Armhulen
i love reading those

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2017 11:41 pm
by Not-Dorsidarf
Oh man AO is the shit. I think the last time I played every single person in the courtroom confessed to the murder over the course of the trial, which ended in the judge declaring himself guilty.

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2017 12:37 am
by Qbopper
quote from in progress case

[Wright immediately fucks up and forfeits his right to cross examine]

help me

edit: ok holy shit that went on for far too long and i got so tired i stopped writing down what was happening near the end

the defense was incredibly focused on minor details and that held us up

the first witness was literally completely useless and his testimony was thrown out because he said "lol none of tht awas true"

the defense and prosecution came together and truthfagged up a solution but the judge said mistrial because, and I quote, "I wasn't paying attention"

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 10:59 pm
by Qbopper
doublepost sorry

i've been roped into playing again but this time i'm the prosecution

fuck

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:29 am
by AnonymousNow
I played too much of this game and ended up making too many maps for it.

I'll probably go back before the year is through.

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:35 am
by calzilla1
So are the crimes randomly generated or what?

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:38 am
by Qbopper
calzilla1 wrote:So are the crimes randomly generated or what?
no, everyone comes up with stuff and you write the case together (usually)

I mean it depends on what you want to do, you could get a prewritten one or whatever, but the client is essentially just a chatroom, you usually use a google doc for details/evidence/logs

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:54 am
by calzilla1
Qbopper wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:So are the crimes randomly generated or what?
no, everyone comes up with stuff and you write the case together (usually)

I mean it depends on what you want to do, you could get a prewritten one or whatever, but the client is essentially just a chatroom, you usually use a google doc for details/evidence/logs
Hows the tone? Serious or I ACCUSE MR SHEKLEBURG OF BEING THE MEME THIEF

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:41 am
by lntigracy
Wrong google doc in OP

https://docs.google.com/document/d/13DD ... zHZ-4/edit

It changed to this one in May

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 5:09 am
by lntigracy
Also OP is a Mia player.

Re: Attorney Online, or "HE HAD GLOVES ON"

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:16 pm
by Qbopper
calzilla1 wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:So are the crimes randomly generated or what?
no, everyone comes up with stuff and you write the case together (usually)

I mean it depends on what you want to do, you could get a prewritten one or whatever, but the client is essentially just a chatroom, you usually use a google doc for details/evidence/logs
Hows the tone? Serious or I ACCUSE MR SHEKLEBURG OF BEING THE MEME THIEF
again, depends on your group, I usually play in my own games, but from what I understand the vast majority of games are pretty much the opposite of serious

like, there's the expectation that you'll play the game and not be that one douche ruining it for everyone, but beyond that it's essentially no holds barred
lntigracy wrote:Also OP is a Mia player.
look I know it's your thing to be rude to people as a meme but that's genuinely fucking hurtful