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Post by Deitus » #374024

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Nintendo is innovative.
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Post by MrStonedOne » #374053

The most innovative thing about that is the release date.

That is fucking perfect. A bunch of stoners are gonna buy some, fuck it up, and buy more.
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Post by calzilla1 » #374094

CosmicScientist wrote:IKEA but for children's adult's toys?

This is making me think of lego, maybe more the electronics, though with a tenth of the durability and zero expansive creativity (not that I probably did really anything outside of the instructions when not with a pick and mix box that lacked instructions).


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the new Metal Gear Solid is looking really innovative
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Post by Qbopper » #374138

$70

$60 for the game

$10 for precut nice cardboard

honestly seems fair enough to me
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Post by Armhulen » #374142

Qbopper wrote:$70

$60 for the game

$10 for precut nice cardboard

honestly seems fair enough to me
60 dollar tech demoooo
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Post by Deitus » #374151

Isn't that what people said about the Wii
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Deitus wrote:Isn't that what people said about the Wii
delete this

yes they did but this one is LITERALLY tech demos, one of them is two buttons jetpack dude or something i don't have amazing hopes for the content in these
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Deitus wrote:Isn't that what people said about the Wii
delete this

yes they did but this one is LITERALLY tech demos, one of them is two buttons jetpack dude or something i don't have amazing hopes for the content in these
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Armhulen wrote:
Deitus wrote:Isn't that what people said about the Wii
delete this

yes they did but this one is LITERALLY tech demos, one of them is two buttons jetpack dude or something i don't have amazing hopes for the content in these
these are straight up for kids they said so like 4 times already

if you're disappointed that a literal crafting kit for kids to play with and colour on doesn't have in depth gameplay then i mean

ok
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Qbopper wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
Deitus wrote:Isn't that what people said about the Wii
delete this

yes they did but this one is LITERALLY tech demos, one of them is two buttons jetpack dude or something i don't have amazing hopes for the content in these
these are straight up for kids they said so like 4 times already

if you're disappointed that a literal crafting kit for kids to play with and colour on doesn't have in depth gameplay then i mean

ok
give me a good reason to buy this over legos then huh pal huh huh??
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Armhulen wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
Deitus wrote:Isn't that what people said about the Wii
delete this

yes they did but this one is LITERALLY tech demos, one of them is two buttons jetpack dude or something i don't have amazing hopes for the content in these
these are straight up for kids they said so like 4 times already

if you're disappointed that a literal crafting kit for kids to play with and colour on doesn't have in depth gameplay then i mean

ok
give me a good reason to buy this over legos then huh pal huh huh??
lmfao with the price of legos right now $70 would get you a minifig and 4 2x2 bricks
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Post by Armhulen » #374160

Qbopper wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
Deitus wrote:Isn't that what people said about the Wii
delete this

yes they did but this one is LITERALLY tech demos, one of them is two buttons jetpack dude or something i don't have amazing hopes for the content in these
these are straight up for kids they said so like 4 times already

if you're disappointed that a literal crafting kit for kids to play with and colour on doesn't have in depth gameplay then i mean

ok
give me a good reason to buy this over legos then huh pal huh huh??
lmfao with the price of legos right now $70 would get you a minifig and 4 2x2 bricks
what the fuck did they do to legos
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Post by Qbopper » #374162

nothing

if they had done something to lego the price would have stayed the same and the bricks would have gotten shittier
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Post by Armhulen » #374164

Qbopper wrote:nothing

if they had done something to lego the price would have stayed the same and the bricks would have gotten shittier
well cardboard it is
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Post by cedarbridge » #374166

Qbopper wrote:nothing

if they had done something to lego the price would have stayed the same and the bricks would have gotten shittier
I remember buying my bodyweight in legos from a garage sale down the street for like 35 bucks
That was the best
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Post by Armhulen » #374168

this is lego thread now
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CosmicScientist wrote:this is a bionicle thread now
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CosmicScientist wrote:this is a bionicle thread now
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Post by Malkevin » #374614

What strange magic is this?
How does half this shit even work?
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Post by lntigracy » #374618

The switch joycons have IR sensors that to date were only used in one game.

Now they're making use of them.

The cardboard+game cartridge is 70 bucks, but you can get just the cartridge I think and then make your own cardboard.
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nintendo doing nintendo things
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this might push me over the edge to buy a switch honestly.
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this might push me over the edge to buy a switch honestly.
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Stickymayhem wrote:this might push me over the edge to buy a switch honestly.
children game with cardboard pushed you to buy a switch? not like, breath of the wild
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Armhulen wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:this might push me over the edge to buy a switch honestly.
children game with cardboard pushed you to buy a switch? not like, breath of the wild
Already played BotW on my Wii U. Mario Odyessey looks meh-k. This looks like something I can use to do fun projects with my 5 year old sister since she's already creepy smart.
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Stickymayhem wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:this might push me over the edge to buy a switch honestly.
children game with cardboard pushed you to buy a switch? not like, breath of the wild
Already played BotW on my Wii U. Mario Odyessey looks meh-k. This looks like something I can use to do fun projects with my 5 year old sister since she's already creepy smart.
i see yeah go for it
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Armhulen wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:this might push me over the edge to buy a switch honestly.
children game with cardboard pushed you to buy a switch? not like, breath of the wild
Already played BotW on my Wii U. Mario Odyessey looks meh-k. This looks like something I can use to do fun projects with my 5 year old sister since she's already creepy smart.
i see yeah go for it
no i won't now thanks for ruining her childhood
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Post by bandit » #374806

the real question is when the fuck is someone gonna code this for spessmen

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