/tg/Station 13

aka multiplayer door simulator

lowdown:
-shit nigger scp's are loose
-play as chaos insurgent, SCP MTF, scientist, d-class, or scp's 173, 106, 79, and 49
-chaos insurgent: go in and kill scientists/MTF, rescue d-class, get killed by scp's
-SCP MTF: go in and kill d-class/chaos insurgents, rescue scientists, get killed by scp's
-d-class: get the fuck out
-scientist: get the fuck out (has more access)
-scp 173: snap people's necks
-scp 106: stroll around the facility and transport people to your pocket dimension
-scp 079: open / close doors, fuck over everyone else
-scp 049: meme around and turn victims into zombies, create an army

other things of note include intercoms to spam your songs on, a nuke you can activate, scp 914 to get better gear, and other doodads

unfinished and buggy right now but its good goofy fun and its freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm always suspicious of SCP games. They always seem to just turn into slender-tier meme trash.

But SCP is already meme tier trash. It was fun in the beginning, but then autists started to take it too seriously and everything got ruined.

cedarbridge wrote:I'm always suspicious of SCP games. They always seem to just turn into slender-tier meme trash.

this one is fun because of the people you're playing it with, it's very barebones gameplay wise but if you have a group that tries to have some fun with it it can get silly very quick

also if you're an scp and you play it smart you can scare the SHIT out of people

>play as 049
>find a d class
>swiggity swooty comi'n for that booty
>notices me and runs
>locks himself in a room
>"what now you goth faggot its cozy as fuck in here"
>continues taunting me as radical larry shows up
>swooces on through the door
>taunts turn to screams and then to silence
>larry swooces back out and leaves without a word

my sides are in fucking orbit holy shit

Deitus wrote:>play as 049
>find a d class
>swiggity swooty comi'n for that booty
>notices me and runs
>locks himself in a room
>"what now you goth faggot its cozy as fuck in here"
>continues taunting me as radical larry shows up
>swooces on through the door
>taunts turn to screams and then to silence
>larry swooces back out and leaves without a word

my sides are in fucking orbit holy shit

Local assistant not so tough since being molested

This sounds like a fucking Half-Life mod.

ThanatosRa wrote:This sounds like a fucking Half-Life mod.

you look like a half-life mod

I watched bedbananas and crickens vids now my suggestions is flooded with trash beds kills me every time I see the 173 bit with mrlawlman

It dooooes. But I'm at work so all I can do is shitpost.

ThanatosRa wrote:This sounds like a fucking Half-Life mod.

half life mods have birthed some of the greatest games ever made though

this game is not one of the greatest games ever made but it's good for a laugh

You're not wrong. I'll poke when I get home.

I'd be down to play it with others but it doesn't sound like something I'd mess with on my own time.

thanks to citrus for his own recordings + there's a VOD of the whole thing on my channel if you want to see



itt: qbopper is brutally murdered by the entire server despite being a friendly wizard

misc citrus videos below:

https://feen.us/hdncf28n.mp4

https://feen.us/opwuquv5.mp4

https://feen.us/uteajsr9.mp4

https://feen.us/2vyj26xf.mp4

https://feen.us/omru2zpc.mp4

excuse the unfunny meme format i was tired and panicking

https://feen.us/omru2zpc.mp4

in this one i fucking scare the shit out of citrus and co.

https://feen.us/ms254rjl.mp4

loud laughing in this one

https://clips.twitch.tv/ShinyCogentAlbatrossBloodTrail

Qbopper wrote: in this one i fucking scare the shit out of citrus and co.

https://feen.us/ms254rjl.mp4

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

SMALL
EFFEMINATE
BOY

game is hilarious with friends

D-boys

I heard you can AI in this

Where do I sign up to open doors and/or bolt them?

the AI SCP has been removed pending a rework atm since it was really weak and getting it was essentially a death sentence unless there were 3 other SCPs, sadly

i am so getting this

fuck you pk i want my lizzers

DemonFiren wrote:i am so getting this

There is a non-zero chance it may contain lizards at a future date

cedarbridge wrote:

DemonFiren wrote:i am so getting this

There is a non-zero chance it may contain lizards at a future date

This is pretty neat. Had some decent rounds

-One guy reciting Woody's Got Wood over the intercom
-Getting the SCP that phases through doors, get told by the concrete-dontblink thing to go through a specific door. Find 12 or so D class and scientists, all unarmed stuck in a containment chamber talking about how they're fine as long as they don't open the door
-Surrounded by a bunch of zombies with my only weapon being a pulse grenade, pull trigger and yell for a snackbar

>guys stop delaying it's midnight and I gotta drive 2hrs tomorrow
>lul let me recruit the last D-class into our zombie posse

I can't believe its fuckin dead.

it's not dead tho there was an update yesterday

cedarbridge wrote:I can't believe its fuckin dead.

do you mean this game because it's gotten much better in the span of like a week and they have more content on the way

if you mean something else then it went over my head

>join the tg server
>get banned

ok faggots

Deitus wrote:>join the tg server
>get banned

ok faggots

1. it's not a tg server

2. it's not a /tg/station server

3. lol owned

Qbopper wrote:

Deitus wrote:>join the tg server
>get banned

ok faggots

1. it's not a tg server

2. it's not a /tg/station server

3. lol owned

you know what i mean, h*ck you guys what did i even do to get banned

my pc is done tues night, I can't be any worse than diabetus right?

https://feen.us/8ku45oss.mp4
https://feen.us/ksbwvwq9.mp4

Deitus wrote:

Qbopper wrote:

Deitus wrote:>join the tg server
>get banned

ok faggots

1. it's not a tg server

2. it's not a /tg/station server

3. lol owned

you know what i mean, h*ck you guys what did i even do to get banned

idk i don't host it

>get an 05 card as scientist
>juke 173 and make it out into heavy containment
>go up elevator, someone holding a plasma rifle thats clipping through the door
>"im a scientist don't shoot!"
>door opens to an entire squad of CI

WHY DID THEY HAVE PLASMA RIFLES ANYWAY

Deitus wrote:>get an 05 card as scientist
>juke 173 and make it out into heavy containment
>go up elevator, someone holding a plasma rifle thats clipping through the door
>"im a scientist don't shoot!"
>door opens to an entire squad of CI

WHY DID THEY HAVE PLASMA RIFLES ANYWAY

Because Fox team got their shit pushed in.

like am i glad he's in there and we're out here

Qbopper wrote:

like am i glad he's in there and we're out here

What I wanna know is, where's the Old Man?

they added 096 in the most recent patch, he's a S L O W B O Y E but when you look at him he becomes a F A S T B O Y E and can tear doors down
I still like 173 the most though, they're the most fun to play as and against. last night when an MTF spawned I hid in the corner of a room and every time an MTF would walk through I would snap their neck and go back, and then whenever another MTF would come through to look at the bodies I'd snap their neck too, it ended up with like four bodies lying in a pile it was great

THAT WAS YOU???
FUCK YOU I JUST WANTED TO GET RID OF MY SHITTY GUARD PISTOL

current mood


dare ye enter my magical realm

I don't know how long it is ingame, but I know that in the SCP article thingy it's "Until he killed everything that looked at it"

the people in my stream discord (for lack of a better term) have been completely addicted to this game recently and we play it all the time, if they maintain it with updates this game will be super fucking good, the inclusion of sad boy really made it better

XSI wrote:I don't know how long it is ingame, but I know that in the SCP article thingy it's "Until he killed everything that looked at it"

scps in this game don't work how they actually do in the canon for gameplay reasons

he has a relatively short angry peroid then a relatively short cooldown where you can safely attack him back and he won't get angry when he's looked at

the old man doesn't torture you for eternity he just sucks you into a room with some doors and if you pick the right one you get dumped out at his containment

the doctor doesn't speak or anything he just walks up to you and kills you and he can turn bodies into zombies

the peanut behaves the way he does in canon but blinking is a weird mechanic because blinking is synchronized (iirc?) if anyone else can see him + it speeds up when more people look at him, so he has a chance to kill people in a big group

or the entire fucking lump of d class people can TURN AROUND AND LET HIM KILL EVERYONE WHAT THE FUCK GUYS

XSI wrote:I don't know how long it is ingame, but I know that in the SCP article thingy it's "Until he killed everything that looked at it"

Which is strange since that would seem to just make it unkillable. What an odd choice for a game with already limited survival options.

cedarbridge wrote:

XSI wrote:I don't know how long it is ingame, but I know that in the SCP article thingy it's "Until he killed everything that looked at it"

Which is strange since that would seem to just make it unkillable. What an odd choice for a game with already limited survival options.

that isn't how it works in game my post was before yours and said that isn't how it works in game cedar what are you doing

CosmicScientist wrote:Can he attack you without being angry? That'd be fun if you had to bait out glances whilst making D classes more worried about frantically looking around for the statue.

no, when he isn't mad he walks around slowly and cries

that's essentially how you play him, you need to be smart and put yourself in positions where someone will be looking at you

computer scp wheeeen

>popnotes bans me for killing scientists as CI
>when it LITERALLY tells you that is your job as CI

totally fair and just admin 10/10

yo legit if I had to live knowing that the devs of the game actually implemented a force-override to give themselves admin powers to any server without exception I'd probably be a loose cannon too

This game is just fucking stupid deathmatch bullshit.

It'a great when people RP though.