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Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Timbrewolf » Thu Oct 16, 2014 5:20 pm #36608



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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Steelpoint » Thu Oct 16, 2014 5:29 pm #36611

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To be honest it does not seem that bad of a game, at least from the assumed gameplay being show, something to waste some time in. Might be worth a look so long as its not universally banned. As with anything only reviews and time will tell.
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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Timbrewolf » Thu Oct 16, 2014 5:36 pm #36614

It looks like a clone of the original Postal game but without any of the humor.
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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Comrade Leo » Thu Oct 16, 2014 5:38 pm #36616

inb4 fox news and copycats "doom made me kill" stories.
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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby paprika » Thu Oct 16, 2014 6:19 pm #36623

Is there such a thing as exploitation video games?
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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby miggles » Thu Oct 16, 2014 9:22 pm #36669

i was expecting a video game where you play as a 12 year old boy
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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Kraso » Thu Oct 16, 2014 9:59 pm #36688

miggles wrote:i was expecting a video game where you play as a 12 year old boy

nah sawrge is 9 remember
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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Maccus » Thu Oct 16, 2014 10:39 pm #36697

That was legit uncomfortable to watch
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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Broomstick » Thu Oct 16, 2014 11:05 pm #36706

Ahh. I can smell the controversy already.

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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby ExplosiveCrate » Thu Oct 16, 2014 11:57 pm #36717

I really hope this flies under the media radar so the devs can't cash in on the controversy dollars.
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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Septavius » Fri Oct 17, 2014 1:14 am #36738

what the fuck

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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby callanrockslol » Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:09 am #36758

Edgy: The Videogame

Holy shit I think I would rather just play Postal again and again then be an unfunny edgy clone
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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby nsos » Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:15 am #36762

is it that deep in poland

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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Big Faggot » Fri Oct 17, 2014 5:39 am #36795

if u look at the dev team on their website they are legit some of the biggest nerds i've ever seen. well they look pretty normal but the fucking descriptions they have for each team member just screams "im a huge faggot pls pls fuck my ass".

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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Timbrewolf » Fri Oct 17, 2014 5:47 am #36796

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FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD WE'RE MAKING THIS GAME AND YOU CANT STOP US
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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Maccus » Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:54 am #36819

>Cargo pants
>Awful metal t-shirts
>Dumb-looking goatees and mohawks
>Picture's in black and white for no reason

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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby kosmos » Fri Oct 17, 2014 11:01 am #36836

Holy crap this Postal ripoff is trying to be 2edgy and make all the moms mad, it should be named "Mom Maddening".

If they would have real balls they'd make the Serial Killer Simulator.

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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Kraso » Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:19 pm #36842

Maccus wrote:>Cargo pants
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Is there an edgelord bingo

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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Jacquerel » Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:48 pm #36844

ExplosiveCrate wrote:I really hope this flies under the media radar so the devs can't cash in on the controversy dollars.

The people who made this game are going to do their best to make sure media see it, the whole purpose of making a game like this is because the fact that it's edgy and stupid means loads of people will talk about it
that and so they can say "le epic troll lul"

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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Laharl Monthy » Fri Oct 17, 2014 1:21 pm #36847

Maccus wrote:That was legit uncomfortable to watch

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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Steelpoint » Fri Oct 17, 2014 1:23 pm #36848

I think its more amusing that if you replaced the people with zombies or demons it would most likely have gotten a better reception, or at least not be as noticeable.
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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Jacquerel » Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:26 pm #36868

I wonder why fewer people would care about a game where you indiscriminately murder unfeeling, murderous dead bodies than one where you indiscriminately murder regular, innocent civilians who are rendered to scream, cry, and beg for mercy as you do it
so weird

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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Steelpoint » Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:34 pm #36871

Jacquerel wrote:I wonder why fewer people would care about a game where you indiscriminately murder unfeeling, murderous dead bodies than one where you indiscriminately murder regular, innocent civilians who are rendered to scream, cry, and beg for mercy as you do it
so weird


Because its totally the first game to do it.

Either way, I'll wait and see how the game pans out, assuming its not banned everywhere before hand.
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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Kraso » Fri Oct 17, 2014 3:46 pm #36880

Steelpoint wrote:
Jacquerel wrote:I wonder why fewer people would care about a game where you indiscriminately murder unfeeling, murderous dead bodies than one where you indiscriminately murder regular, innocent civilians who are rendered to scream, cry, and beg for mercy as you do it
so weird


Because its totally the first game to do it.

Either way, I'll wait and see how the game pans out, assuming its not banned everywhere before hand.

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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Timbrewolf » Fri Oct 17, 2014 7:12 pm #36915

It's already been said but the best bet for this uninspired looking piece of shit to make money is to shove it in the media's face so they whine about it, and a bunch of xXx HARDCORE LIBERAL GAMERS xXx buy it on the principal that censorship = bad.

God I hope someone says something like "gee why can't violent games like this ever have a FEMALE protagonist!" this is so MISOGYNIST

EDIT: Actually fuck someone should make a Postal pseudo sequel called PMS and it should feature a crazy ass STRONG WOMYN CHARACTER just being a raving lunatic and murdering everything.
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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby nsos » Fri Oct 17, 2014 7:21 pm #36917

damn i had that same dark funeral t-shirt 3 yrs ago i sold it though

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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby XSI » Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:33 pm #36927

That was so over the top edgy I half expected the video to go "HAH! Fooled you!" and then show some scenes of a game about helping people and doing charity in a bright and happy world

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Postby srifenbyxp » Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:59 pm #36928

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Yeah the game is really senseless violence but hatred straight up reminds of the movie Rampage. It's coming out early next year but looks like a fun good. I'm wagering it'll have a low replay value and maybe be a 4 - 10 hour game but to those who likes getting their murderdick on this be the game for you.

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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Ricotez » Sat Oct 18, 2014 12:35 am #36980

this game would've worked so much better if it was black humour, this just looks like so much edge that you can't handle the disk without cutting yourself

I'm still hoping that the devs will pull a twist and it is black humour after all
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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby DrPillzRedux » Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:30 am #37002

I like it.
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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby miggles » Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:33 am #37003

DrPillzRedux wrote:I like shit.
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Connor wrote:miggles is correct though

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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby DrPillzRedux » Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:49 am #37005

Coming from the guy with a P2 avatar, literally the worst purse owner game. Shit even 4 was better.
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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby miggles » Sat Oct 18, 2014 3:55 am #37015

my avatar is from baccano you wrong person

you right now:
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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby DrPillzRedux » Sat Oct 18, 2014 10:42 am #37048

You wanna see edgy? This is edgy.

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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby miggles » Sat Oct 18, 2014 9:59 pm #37147

its not very humble to advertise your own videos
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Postby ColonicAcid » Sat Oct 18, 2014 10:00 pm #37148

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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Timbrewolf » Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:02 pm #64169

Okay now I have to admit that I'm actually starting to look forward to this:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa8sQb9nb7w

It's so fucking edgy it's become hilarious and the gameplay actually looks fun. Destructable environments. Flamethrowers. Getting the high score while the you get the high score.

Am I just fucking retarded or is this actually starting to look like something worth buying?

This game is pure fingerless gloves and chainlink necklaces. JNCO jeans and ICP albums.
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Postby Sum Ting Wong » Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:20 pm #64174

Ricotez wrote:this game would've worked so much better if it was black humour

Right? I thought the game was making fun of itself in the first trailer but it looks like the developers want the protagonist to be taken seriously. I can't tell if it's too self-aware or not enough.

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Postby tedward1337 » Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:28 pm #64177

So is this still in dev or?
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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Timbrewolf » Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:38 pm #64180

You can pre-purchase it now.
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Postby ExplosiveCrate » Thu Jan 29, 2015 7:05 pm #64189

Is it clear whether the game is trying to be funny or serious yet?
i dont even know what the context for my signature was

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Postby Kraso » Thu Jan 29, 2015 7:56 pm #64205

ExplosiveCrate wrote:Is it clear whether the game is trying to be funny or serious yet?

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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Sum Ting Wong » Thu Jan 29, 2015 9:42 pm #64234

I feel like I might get tracked down and harassed by soccer moms irl for playing this on steam. Like I'll be put on a special list or something.

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Postby Ricotez » Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:48 pm #64263

It might be seeking humour in audacity, playing the dark-and-edginess so straight that it becomes hilarious. Would be even better if it's unintentional.
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The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby miggles » Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:41 am #64283

it still looks disgustingly morbid to me
now its just disgustingly morbid, but you also have EXPLOSION PHYSICS!!
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Postby Drynwyn » Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:59 am #64290

Sum Ting Wong wrote:I feel like I might get tracked down and harassed by soccer moms irl for playing this on steam. Like I'll be put on a special list or something.

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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Sum Ting Wong » Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:04 am #64306

Drynwyn wrote:Don't worry. You're already on The List.

I knew my shitposting would come back to bite me in the ass one day.

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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby Timbrewolf » Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:15 am #64309

This game is like a "what if" where a bunch of antisocial high school fedoras were suddenly given programming knowledge and enough money to make their dumb deviant art poetry and trapper keeper scribblings into a real video game.

I'm surprised it doesn't have more BRUTAL METAL and HAIL SATAN 666 bullshit in it.

I think it's a great joke because it's not a joke. If it was intentionally this stupid I wouldn't want to play it. I want to play it and laugh at the idea that someone is supposed to take this seriously, that someone made this and thought people would identify with it.

I'm genuinely curious how stupid this can get. How deep does this shithole run?
Like levels. What notes will they hit?

Old Folks Home?
The White House?
Post Office?
Surf Boards?
Shopping Mall?
High School?
The Sewers?

Will you get to commit suicide and go to hell for the final level like Columbine RPG?
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Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Postby miggles » Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:22 am #64312

An0n3 wrote:Will you get to commit suicide and go to hell for the final level like Columbine RPG?

actually the devs intend for this to be the end goal after completing the game by doing it in real life
its genius really
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