/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Thu Oct 16, 2014 5:20 pm**

[youtube]RrX7G-1xPLs[/youtube]

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Posted: **Thu Oct 16, 2014 5:29 pm**

To be honest it does not seem that bad of a game, at least from the assumed gameplay being show, something to waste some time in. Might be worth a look so long as its not universally banned. As with anything only reviews and time will tell.

Posted: **Thu Oct 16, 2014 5:36 pm**

It looks like a clone of the original Postal game but without any of the humor.

Posted: **Thu Oct 16, 2014 5:38 pm**

inb4 fox news and copycats "doom made me kill" stories.

Posted: **Thu Oct 16, 2014 6:19 pm**

Is there such a thing as exploitation video games?

Posted: **Thu Oct 16, 2014 9:22 pm**

i was expecting a video game where you play as a 12 year old boy

Posted: **Thu Oct 16, 2014 9:59 pm**

miggles wrote:i was expecting a video game where you play as a 12 year old boy

nah sawrge is 9 remember

Posted: **Thu Oct 16, 2014 10:39 pm**

That was legit uncomfortable to watch

Posted: **Thu Oct 16, 2014 11:05 pm**

Ahh. I can smell the controversy already.

Posted: **Thu Oct 16, 2014 11:57 pm**

I really hope this flies under the media radar so the devs can't cash in on the controversy dollars.

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 1:14 am**

what the fuck

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:09 am**

Edgy: The Videogame

Holy shit I think I would rather just play Postal again and again then be an unfunny edgy clone

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:15 am**

is it that deep in poland

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 5:39 am**

if u look at the dev team on their website they are legit some of the biggest nerds i've ever seen. well they look pretty normal but the fucking descriptions they have for each team member just screams "im a huge faggot pls pls fuck my ass".

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 5:47 am**

FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD WE'RE MAKING THIS GAME AND YOU CANT STOP US

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:54 am**

>Cargo pants
>Awful metal t-shirts
>Dumb-looking goatees and mohawks
>Picture's in black and white for no reason

Is there an edgelord bingo

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 11:01 am**

Holy crap this Postal ripoff is trying to be 2edgy and make all the moms mad, it should be named "Mom Maddening".

If they would have real balls they'd make the Serial Killer Simulator.

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:19 pm**

Maccus wrote:>Cargo pants
>Awful metal t-shirts
>Dumb-looking goatees and mohawks
>Picture's in black and white for no reason

Is there an edgelord bingo

born in le wrong generation

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:48 pm**

ExplosiveCrate wrote:I really hope this flies under the media radar so the devs can't cash in on the controversy dollars.

The people who made this game are going to do their best to make sure media see it, the whole purpose of making a game like this is because the fact that it's edgy and stupid means loads of people will talk about it
that and so they can say "le epic troll lul"

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 1:21 pm**

Maccus wrote:That was legit uncomfortable to watch

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 1:23 pm**

I think its more amusing that if you replaced the people with zombies or demons it would most likely have gotten a better reception, or at least not be as noticeable.

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:26 pm**

I wonder why fewer people would care about a game where you indiscriminately murder unfeeling, murderous dead bodies than one where you indiscriminately murder regular, innocent civilians who are rendered to scream, cry, and beg for mercy as you do it
so weird

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:34 pm**

Jacquerel wrote:I wonder why fewer people would care about a game where you indiscriminately murder unfeeling, murderous dead bodies than one where you indiscriminately murder regular, innocent civilians who are rendered to scream, cry, and beg for mercy as you do it
so weird

Because its totally the first game to do it.

Either way, I'll wait and see how the game pans out, assuming its not banned everywhere before hand.

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 3:46 pm**

Steelpoint wrote:
Jacquerel wrote:I wonder why fewer people would care about a game where you indiscriminately murder unfeeling, murderous dead bodies than one where you indiscriminately murder regular, innocent civilians who are rendered to scream, cry, and beg for mercy as you do it
so weird
Because its totally the first game to do it.

Either way, I'll wait and see how the game pans out, assuming its not banned everywhere before hand.

>not banned everywhere

probs germany and 'straya

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 7:12 pm**

It's already been said but the best bet for this uninspired looking piece of shit to make money is to shove it in the media's face so they whine about it, and a bunch of xXx HARDCORE LIBERAL GAMERS xXx buy it on the principal that censorship = bad.

God I hope someone says something like "gee why can't violent games like this ever have a FEMALE protagonist!" this is so MISOGYNIST

EDIT: Actually fuck someone should make a Postal pseudo sequel called PMS and it should feature a crazy ass STRONG WOMYN CHARACTER just being a raving lunatic and murdering everything.

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 7:21 pm**

damn i had that same dark funeral t-shirt 3 yrs ago i sold it though

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:33 pm**

That was so over the top edgy I half expected the video to go "HAH! Fooled you!" and then show some scenes of a game about helping people and doing charity in a bright and happy world

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:59 pm**

HERE YE HERE YE, MURDERBONERS ONE AND ALL I PRESENT TO YOU THE GOTY

Yeah the game is really senseless violence but hatred straight up reminds of the movie Rampage. It's coming out early next year but looks like a fun good. I'm wagering it'll have a low replay value and maybe be a 4 - 10 hour game but to those who likes getting their murderdick on this be the game for you.

[youtube]NcIsEcZQrLc[/youtube]

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2014 12:35 am**

this game would've worked so much better if it was black humour, this just looks like so much edge that you can't handle the disk without cutting yourself

I'm still hoping that the devs will pull a twist and it is black humour after all

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:30 am**

I like it.

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:33 am**

DrPillzRedux wrote:I like shit.

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:49 am**

Coming from the guy with a P2 avatar, literally the worst purse owner game. Shit even 4 was better.

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2014 3:55 am**

my avatar is from baccano you wrong person

you right now:

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2014 10:42 am**

You wanna see edgy? This is edgy.

[youtube]_iMvqFryPdg[/youtube]

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2014 9:59 pm**

its not very humble to advertise your own videos

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2014 10:00 pm**

>

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:02 pm**

Okay now I have to admit that I'm actually starting to look forward to this:

[youtube]Pa8sQb9nb7w[/youtube]

It's so fucking edgy it's become hilarious and the gameplay actually looks fun. Destructable environments. Flamethrowers. Getting the high score while the you get the high score.

Am I just fucking retarded or is this actually starting to look like something worth buying?

This game is pure fingerless gloves and chainlink necklaces. JNCO jeans and ICP albums.

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:20 pm**

Ricotez wrote:this game would've worked so much better if it was black humour

Right? I thought the game was making fun of itself in the first trailer but it looks like the developers want the protagonist to be taken seriously. I can't tell if it's too self-aware or not enough.

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:28 pm**

So is this still in dev or?

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:38 pm**

You can pre-purchase it now.

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2015 7:05 pm**

Is it clear whether the game is trying to be funny or serious yet?

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2015 7:56 pm**

ExplosiveCrate wrote:Is it clear whether the game is trying to be funny or serious yet?

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2015 9:42 pm**

I feel like I might get tracked down and harassed by soccer moms irl for playing this on steam. Like I'll be put on a special list or something.

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:48 pm**

It might be seeking humour in audacity, playing the dark-and-edginess so straight that it becomes hilarious. Would be even better if it's unintentional.

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:41 am**

it still looks disgustingly morbid to me
now its just disgustingly morbid, but you also have EXPLOSION PHYSICS!!

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:59 am**

Sum Ting Wong wrote:I feel like I might get tracked down and harassed by soccer moms irl for playing this on steam. Like I'll be put on a special list or something.

Don't worry. You're already on The List.

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:04 am**

Drynwyn wrote: Don't worry. You're already on The List.

I knew my shitposting would come back to bite me in the ass one day.

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:15 am**

This game is like a "what if" where a bunch of antisocial high school fedoras were suddenly given programming knowledge and enough money to make their dumb deviant art poetry and trapper keeper scribblings into a real video game.

I'm surprised it doesn't have more BRUTAL METAL and HAIL SATAN 666 bullshit in it.

I think it's a great joke because it's not a joke. If it was intentionally this stupid I wouldn't want to play it. I want to play it and laugh at the idea that someone is supposed to take this seriously, that someone made this and thought people would identify with it.

I'm genuinely curious how stupid this can get. How deep does this shithole run?
Like levels. What notes will they hit?

Old Folks Home?
The White House?
Post Office?
Surf Boards?
Shopping Mall?
High School?
The Sewers?

Will you get to commit suicide and go to hell for the final level like Columbine RPG?

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:22 am**

An0n3 wrote:Will you get to commit suicide and go to hell for the final level like Columbine RPG?

actually the devs intend for this to be the end goal after completing the game by doing it in real life
its genius really

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