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Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)

Post by peoplearestrange » #45840

I haven't played this and will probably not ever, however I have to say, some of the reviews of this game have been hilarious!

This one from The Jimquisition
http://www.thejimquisition.com/2014/11/ ... ic-review/

And this one from 4chan:
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)

Post by THE MIGHTY GALVATRON » #45843

Yeah the game seems bad, but from what I saw of the game it doesn't seem Sonic 06 bad. Sega needs to learn they can't rush shit, never works in their favor it seems.
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)

Post by Ricotez » #45868

They never shut up. Why don't they ever shut up. Maybe the unstoppable barrage of one-liners wouldn't be so terrible if they didn't pull the writers from kindergarten.

SHUT UP
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I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)

Post by Skorvold » #45871

Doesn't match up to '06 at all, just a poorly executed game really. Where '06 isn't even a game.
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)

Post by cedarbridge » #45932

The only Sonic Boom that matters.
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)

Post by cedarbridge » #45933

Skorvold wrote:Doesn't match up to '06 at all, just a poorly executed game really. Where '06 isn't even a game.
The only thing good about Sonic 06 was the Solaris 2 Theme
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)

Post by peoplearestrange » #45982

cedarbridge wrote:The only Sonic Boom that matters.
Seconded. *sings* Meeeeeeeemorrrrrrrrrrrieeeeeeeeesssss...
Whatever
Spoiler:
oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment
miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly
WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.
Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.
TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...
NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.
Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!
Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!
Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING
Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch
Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...
Are you having a stroke
bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing
MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.
PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

OOC: Francinum: Five Rounds at PAS's
"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
(All-Access-Man, ShootyBlackCoat Man, ChloralHydrate Man, Singulo Man and TeleportArmor Man)"
I'm a box
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)

Post by Timbrewolf » #46097

Ha ha ha what are you guys talking about?

The last game Sonic was in was Sonic Rush.

They haven't made a Sonic game since I don't know what you're talking about you're making shit up.
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)

Post by Jacquerel » #46117

I thought colours and generations and whatever the wiiu one was were meant to be pretty ok, not ground breaking but alright.
Their real problem is that they just throw their shit out and reinvent the wheel every game, which leaves them with a bunch of shitty misshapen wheels.
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Post by peoplearestrange » #46122

Sonic Adventure was the last sonic game I actually enjoyed, when sonic decided it would be a 3D platformer...
Actually I have to say that Sonic 3D was a pile of shit too (though pretty amazing graphicly that it was on the MegaDrive/Genesis).

Fuck it I'm going back to playing Tails on Sonic 3...
Whatever
Spoiler:
oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment
miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly
WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.
Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.
TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...
NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.
Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!
Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!
Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING
Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch
Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...
Are you having a stroke
bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing
MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.
PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

OOC: Francinum: Five Rounds at PAS's
"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
(All-Access-Man, ShootyBlackCoat Man, ChloralHydrate Man, Singulo Man and TeleportArmor Man)"
I'm a box
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)

Post by Skorvold » #46475

Sonic Rush is great. Generations is great, Colors is good.
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)

Post by nsos » #46479

it was an interesting redesign of the sonic characters to the modern era and i particularly applaud Big Red Button entertainment for taking the courageous and progressive step to portray the Sonic Boom era Knuckles as an actual retarded person
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)

Post by Kraso » #46766

nsos wrote:it was an interesting redesign of the sonic characters to the modern era and i particularly applaud Big Red Button entertainment for taking the courageous and progressive step to portray the Sonic Boom era Knuckles as an actual retarded person
genuinely ayy lmao'd at this
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)

Post by LA MAYONESA » #46777

why do you people buy sonic games

what is wrong with you
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)

Post by Spacemanspark » #46787

Only played Sonic 3 properly. Not really my type of game, but it wasn't horrible.
Played Generations for about a half hour and fuck that shit is horrible.
Decided to Google and see just how bad these games are getting. God damn.
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)

Post by ColonicAcid » #46797

Generations was really good tho.
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Post by Spacemanspark » #46893

ColonicAcid wrote:Generations was really good tho.
I don't like games that play themselves, I guess you can say. The game was just too easy for me.
It's just personal preference.
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)

Post by FredNodoor » #47362

Well i played it and it is awful, it isnt even fun to make fun of. Broken walls, shitty animations, beautiful AI, bad writing, mostly bad voice acting, and overall just a bad expirence.

Level Design was eeeeeh, and the gimmicks were just there.

I wish Big Red Button wasen't picked to help with this to be honest.
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Post by FredNodoor » #47363

LA MAYONESA wrote:why do you people buy sonic games

what is wrong with you
We can dream of a good game, can we?
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