/tg/Station 13

I haven't played this and will probably not ever, however I have to say, some of the reviews of this game have been hilarious!

This one from The Jimquisition
http://www.thejimquisition.com/2014/11/ ... ic-review/

And this one from 4chan:

Yeah the game seems bad, but from what I saw of the game it doesn't seem Sonic 06 bad. Sega needs to learn they can't rush shit, never works in their favor it seems.

They never shut up. Why don't they ever shut up. Maybe the unstoppable barrage of one-liners wouldn't be so terrible if they didn't pull the writers from kindergarten.

SHUT UP

Doesn't match up to '06 at all, just a poorly executed game really. Where '06 isn't even a game.

The only Sonic Boom that matters.

Skorvold wrote:Doesn't match up to '06 at all, just a poorly executed game really. Where '06 isn't even a game.

The only thing good about Sonic 06 was the Solaris 2 Theme

cedarbridge wrote:The only Sonic Boom that matters.

Seconded. *sings* Meeeeeeeemorrrrrrrrrrrieeeeeeeeesssss...

Ha ha ha what are you guys talking about?

The last game Sonic was in was Sonic Rush.

They haven't made a Sonic game since I don't know what you're talking about you're making shit up.
YOU'RE MAKING IT UP YOU'RE MAKING IT UP YOU'RE MAKING IT UP THESE ARENT REAL THESE DONT EXIST EEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

I thought colours and generations and whatever the wiiu one was were meant to be pretty ok, not ground breaking but alright.
Their real problem is that they just throw their shit out and reinvent the wheel every game, which leaves them with a bunch of shitty misshapen wheels.

Sonic Adventure was the last sonic game I actually enjoyed, when sonic decided it would be a 3D platformer...
Actually I have to say that Sonic 3D was a pile of shit too (though pretty amazing graphicly that it was on the MegaDrive/Genesis).

Fuck it I'm going back to playing Tails on Sonic 3...

Sonic Rush is great. Generations is great, Colors is good.

it was an interesting redesign of the sonic characters to the modern era and i particularly applaud Big Red Button entertainment for taking the courageous and progressive step to portray the Sonic Boom era Knuckles as an actual retarded person

nsos wrote:it was an interesting redesign of the sonic characters to the modern era and i particularly applaud Big Red Button entertainment for taking the courageous and progressive step to portray the Sonic Boom era Knuckles as an actual retarded person

genuinely ayy lmao'd at this

why do you people buy sonic games

what is wrong with you

Only played Sonic 3 properly. Not really my type of game, but it wasn't horrible.
Played Generations for about a half hour and fuck that shit is horrible.
Decided to Google and see just how bad these games are getting. God damn.

Generations was really good tho.

ColonicAcid wrote:Generations was really good tho.

I don't like games that play themselves, I guess you can say. The game was just too easy for me.
It's just personal preference.

Well i played it and it is awful, it isnt even fun to make fun of. Broken walls, shitty animations, beautiful AI, bad writing, mostly bad voice acting, and overall just a bad expirence.

Level Design was eeeeeh, and the gimmicks were just there.

I wish Big Red Button wasen't picked to help with this to be honest.

LA MAYONESA wrote:why do you people buy sonic games

what is wrong with you

We can dream of a good game, can we?