No Man's Sky

Fri Aug 12, 2016 7:14 pm

Bottom post of the previous page:

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mrpain · Post by **mrpain** » Fri Aug 12, 2016 7:20 pm #202866

Oh boy it's another exciting "game developer has absolutely no idea of what they're doing on the PC" episode.

If this isnt patched out by tomorrow I'm refunding. I have a funny feeling they're going to pull an Arkham Knight.

Lumbermancer · Fri Aug 12, 2016 7:52 pm

PKPenguin321 wrote:

God damn you autist.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:32 pm #202893

i was already wondering if this could get any more hilarious

Post by **MMMiracles** » Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:41 pm #202899

I don't know why people spent $60 on this when you could of just bought Starbound for $15 and gotten a slightly less disappointing generated universe-explorer game.

Post by **MrStonedOne** » Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:49 pm #202906

lummoxJR wrote:If you were saving up for No Man's Sky but don't want to give your money to lying liars who lie, take Ter13's dare and donate to BYOND instead. We actually have multiplayer.

The Bants! They are starting!

Super Aggro Crag · Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:08 pm

Too bad the dev team doesn't have any pink haired boobygirls, then we'd get all the fun of jaming gournalists making videos calling us a bunch of pissbaby racists who play with legos and blaming the crashing on the fact that the game was not coded to be playable by white males.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:09 pm #202945

Last I checked positive reviews had climed to a staggering 38 percent positive, I guess it is all gonna be okay guys

IrishWristWatch0 · Fri Aug 12, 2016 11:33 pm

Christ if this game was $30 is would be great. but it's $60 so someone like me who was super excited for this, will not be getting it

Supermichael777 · Fri Aug 12, 2016 11:42 pm

Tried to become minecraft in space, failed

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 2:35 am #203027

Okay, I played it for a few hours

I haven't had any issues, but there's definitely not a lot there

I never bought in to the hype, so I'd like to think I'm fairly objective

Not worth 60 bucks, but not irredeemable horseshit either

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 2:43 am #203030

I requested a refund, here's my message.

"I was under the impression that No Man’s Sky was like Elite Dangerous, which it is too a degree but with the lack of actual multiplayer and after reading the following article at http://www.gamespot.com/articles/two-no ... 0-6442492/
I’d rather go back to elite dangerous I have 125 hours on it; in fact if my request for a refund goes through I plan on buying the complete elite dangerous expansion pack, that way I can do the same thing as No Man’s Sky, but with my friends and not a ghost. I know my game time falls short of the hours played, but this request is on day one launch."

I'm going back to elite dangerous.

ShadowDimentio · Sat Aug 13, 2016 3:36 am

It's on the front page of Steam, right at the top, and is getting fucking incinerated.

What pretty fire

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 4:33 am #203055

It burns brightly, half of the players hate it.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/27585 ... views_hash

As far as elite dangerous goes, at least it's more accepted; from what I've read only a third of buyers didn't like it compared to Nu Mans Skies half. Elite Dangerous does get it's grind on, dare I say close to FF11 in terms of Grinding.

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 6:09 am #203071

does this actually have multiplayer or not

asking out of morbid curiosity

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 6:39 am #203077

IcePacks wrote:does this actually have multiplayer or not

asking out of morbid curiosity

No

If you're the first person to discover something, someone else can maybe find it and they'll find whatever you called it

mrpain · Post by **mrpain** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 7:11 am #203080

Emailed support, went to work, read the scripted "WE'LL PATCH IT GUYS" statements from Goodbye Games, came home, saw no patch, no emails, game still wouldnt load. Put in for my refund.

What a fucking hilarious trainwreck. Lets see how long this shitpile manages to stay on the steam store.

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 8:44 am #203097

srifenbyxp wrote:It burns brightly, half of the players hate it.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/27585 ... views_hash

As far as elite dangerous goes, at least it's more accepted; from what I've read only a third of buyers didn't like it compared to Nu Mans Skies half. Elite Dangerous does get it's grind on, dare I say close to FF11 in terms of Grinding. At least you get to blow shit up and trade niggers right?

Elite had the same instancing issues (players unable to warp to the same game instance and see each other) for over an year, actually I don't think they have fixed it yet, the ability to form wings and basic multiplayer interaction was added after 5 months, I wouldn't use Elite as an example of a fun space multiplayer experience. Not to mention that it wasn't even supposed to have multiplayer and when it was announced they were gonna add it, a lot of people cancelled their pre-order because they wanted single player only

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 10:21 am #203105

Elite was always going to be an online game, but they'd said there would be an offline game too.
Instead they gave an online private solo mode, and thats why people cancelled.

Also most of the instancing issues are due to uPnP being badly supported by the shitty routers ISPs give you.

Lumbermancer · Sat Aug 13, 2016 1:38 pm

Try going into binaries/settings graphical settings xml something. Set gsync to false.

It gave me more frames.

danno · Post by **danno** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 6:21 pm #203142

how embarrassing

Jacough · Post by **Jacough** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 6:36 pm #203146

Sounds like I'm better off starbound

danno · Post by **danno** » Sat Aug 13, 2016 6:43 pm #203150

what a horrifying thing to say

Incomptinence · Mon Aug 15, 2016 12:07 pm

Why is the approval rating rising ugh lotus eaters backing up bad ports.

Lumbermancer · Mon Aug 15, 2016 12:11 pm

I've played it a bit more. And you know, despite the shallowness of the gameplay, I could see myself playing for 5-10 hours more and having fun. That is if the game didn't run like dog shit.

killerx09 · Post by **killerx09** » Mon Aug 15, 2016 2:54 pm #203507

Lmao Pillz you're on a Jimquisition video.

Marza · Post by **Marza** » Mon Aug 15, 2016 5:03 pm #203538

It's true. That's a fun coincidence. Thank God for Jim.

And Pillz too.

(As if Sterling is ever gonna read this).

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Aug 15, 2016 5:13 pm #203544

Played this a bit at my friend's house, really glad i did not buy it for myself.

Every single planet has swarms of these police killbots that send more killbots after you if you mine too much or something. They are literally omnipresent.

Other races are found all over the place, but never have any sort of civilization. You see their ships flying in the sky and you can meet one or two at special anomalies, as well as in spaceports but they feel totally dead.

The core mechanic of "mine to fill your seven different constantly depleting meters" is obnoxious and not fun

The only combat you really ever see is fighting the space cop killbots, fighting wild animals, and dogfighting the occasional space pirates that show up when you enter a system

Ships do not manouvre quickly enough to make space combat feel fun, and it seems to always devolve into flying directly at the guy and trading damage until one of you dies (although this may have just been because my ship was early tier)

As far as i know you cannot own ships big enough to walk around in which is a bummer

Animal life seems lazily randomly generated

These are just my main complaints, over all the game is pretty bad and i am not sure i will even get it on sale at this point

Screemonster · Mon Aug 15, 2016 6:40 pm

from what I've seen I'm not inspired that it'd be worth the time I'd have to sink into it never mind any actual money

Mon Aug 15, 2016 9:15 pm

killerx09 wrote:Lmao Pillz you're on a Jimquisition video.

pillz is officially the most famous person on /tg/

DrPillzRedux · Mon Aug 15, 2016 10:55 pm

I have almost 7 million views on Jewtube get on my level.

Screemonster · Tue Aug 16, 2016 3:40 am

[youtube]RvAwB7ogkik[/youtube]link in case embed doesn't work

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Tue Aug 16, 2016 6:28 am #203767

PKPenguin321 wrote:
killerx09 wrote:Lmao Pillz you're on a Jimquisition video.
pillz is officially the most famous person on /tg/

I've been on actual TV

Incomptinence · Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:40 am

Malkevin wrote: I've been on actual TV

[youtube]Grps91WkSVo[/youtube]

DrPillzRedux · Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:02 am

I was on my local news a few years ago. In the background.

Incomptinence · Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:43 am

morbidly curious as to how hideous this turd would be on a 970.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Tue Aug 16, 2016 3:03 pm #203823

Incomptinence wrote:
Malkevin wrote: I've been on actual TV
[youtube]Grps91WkSVo[/youtube]

Legit laughed out loud

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Tue Aug 16, 2016 5:59 pm #203865

>been on tv

it's current year, internet fame is the only kind of fame. As far as I'm concerned, knowing that a tg spaceman was able to rack up all that internet money on digg fills me with pride by proxy

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Tue Aug 16, 2016 6:49 pm #203879

Yeah, well I got to build a robot with lego.

Super Aggro Crag · Wed Aug 17, 2016 4:56 pm

I thought total biscuit and his wife's son both got ass cancer from eating too much garbage and died.

TheColdTurtle · Wed Aug 17, 2016 4:59 pm

They did get asscancer, but they did not die yet. Just wait a couple months for him to croak

Super Aggro Crag · Wed Aug 17, 2016 6:11 pm

I like when total biscuit said his diet has nothing to do with his ass cancer and then a year later his wife's son also gets it.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Wed Aug 17, 2016 8:41 pm #204196

I haven't seen the vid but minecraft first night vids do get the most views. It's just a thing that happens, even on the less known youtubers.

It's the 8-16 demographic that is interested in minecraft, but doesn't actually want to play it themselves(Those older and interested tend to just get the game themselves). Some youtube channels get big just because they do minecraft and attract a fanbase that way.

It's a thing that happens, but I'd be surprised if people can pull it off these days. Markets are saturated and all

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Wed Aug 17, 2016 9:19 pm #204205

Double post

http://jezebel.com/why-isnt-it-called-n ... 1785411230
https://archive.is/qROFX

Why Isn't it Called No Woman's Sky?

Screemonster · Wed Aug 17, 2016 9:36 pm

ahahah what

please tell me "bobby finger" is someone else pulling that "pretend to be a feminist just to see what bullshit can get published as long as it's vaguely in line with the rag in question's biases" trick like the sandy beaches thing

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed Aug 17, 2016 10:07 pm #204219

CosmicScientist wrote:They could just reeeeally like sitting on granite.

No thats piles.

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Thu Aug 18, 2016 4:52 am #204337

Screemonster wrote:ahahah what

please tell me "bobby finger" is someone else pulling that "pretend to be a feminist just to see what bullshit can get published as long as it's vaguely in line with the rag in question's biases" trick like the sandy beaches thing

gawker is being sold and no one gives a fuck anymore so 50% of everything they have published in the past week is them obviously trolling

except not obvious enough apparently

onleavedontatme · Thu Aug 18, 2016 5:06 am

bandit wrote:
Screemonster wrote:ahahah what

please tell me "bobby finger" is someone else pulling that "pretend to be a feminist just to see what bullshit can get published as long as it's vaguely in line with the rag in question's biases" trick like the sandy beaches thing
gawker is being sold and no one gives a fuck anymore so 50% of everything they have published in the past week is them obviously trolling

except not obvious enough apparently

Seriously. It's pretty obviously a plug for their other site mixed with some self deprecating humour.

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Sat Aug 20, 2016 9:56 am #204830

More like No Man's Buy, amirite

Steelpoint · Post by **Steelpoint** » Sat Aug 20, 2016 11:48 am #204832

This seems barely a 20$ game I would play while listening to a pod cast.

Glad I never bought into the hype, now its Spore: 2016 Edition.

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Sat Aug 20, 2016 3:38 pm #204856

Someone tell me when the rumored frigates get put in so I can re-yarhar it and see if I'll buy it then

That's probably another No Man's Lie though