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What phone games aren't shit?

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 9:20 pm
by knacker48
I just got a new phone but every fucking game on the app store is a fecking time or money vampire with microtransactions up the ass. Is there any phone games that don't make me feel the cold hand of entropy if I don't pony up the dough?

Re: What phone games aren't shit?

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 9:27 pm
by teepeepee
I used to play cardinal quest 2 and it was okay, no need to pay for anything and it isn't too grindy

Re: What phone games aren't shit?

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 11:13 pm
by Shadowflame909
Nebulous if you're into the agario craze.

Some interesting but pretty phone tier games would be any games from Mdickie like Hard Time (Prison Sim), School Days (School version of that with the same mechanics, slighty expanded) and Super City (Superhero Sim version of School Days) many many more.

Also might I recommend crossy road, or the pacman version of it?

Re: What phone games aren't shit?

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 11:38 pm
by SaveVatznick
gameboy or emulating DS games.

Hnefatalf if you have a significant other to play with on the train/bus

Re: What phone games aren't shit?

Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2019 3:20 am
by PKPenguin321
Top recommendations:
  • Downwell, its so fucking good and is actually perfect on a phone. I would recommend this game on its own regardless of if you are on a phone
  • Super Hexagon is another one and I have similar thoughts about it as I do for the above, but it's a much simpler and shorter game.
Casual ones:
  • Drawception is More of a browser game than a phone game, but it has a dedicated phone interface that works really well. I got really into it for a while. It's basically like the Chinese Whispers game but every other person has to play pictionary with what the last guy told them.
  • Had a friend who was really into Hearthstone and played that on his phone a lot. Never got into it myself but it seems solid
  • I picked up a game called Card City Nights which is pretty interesting but I'm not sure that it's for everyone

Re: What phone games aren't shit?

Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:57 pm
by srifenbyxp
Girls Frontline and Azure Lane.

Re: What phone games aren't shit?

Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2019 10:28 pm
by PKPenguin321
srifenbyxp wrote:Girls Frontline and Azure Lane.
reread the thread title

Re: What phone games aren't shit?

Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 12:19 am
by Farquaar
Favourites of mine:

(CYOAs)
Choice of the Dragon
Choice of Broadsides
Choice of the Vampire (Most elaborate of the three)

(Time-wasters)
Minesweeper
Steppy Pants

Re: What phone games aren't shit?

Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 11:50 am
by terranaut
just emulate some of the good old stuff
you have access to the entire handheld library and psx/n64 probably runs fine too

Re: What phone games aren't shit?

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2019 7:17 am
by Ispiria
SaveVatznick wrote:gameboy or emulating DS games
Drop ten dollars on a good GBA emulator and play Fire Emblem, that's been getting me through the bus ride to and from work. Just started Lyn Hard Mode (Sain sucks, what kind of knight doesn't even carry a sword).

Re: What phone games aren't shit?

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2019 4:42 pm
by D&B
>Paying for emulators

Re: What phone games aren't shit?

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:34 pm
by Lazengann
Ispiria wrote:
SaveVatznick wrote:gameboy or emulating DS games
Drop ten dollars on a good GBA emulator and play Fire Emblem, that's been getting me through the bus ride to and from work. Just started Lyn Hard Mode (Sain sucks, what kind of knight doesn't even carry a sword).
the lance is a metaphor

Bridge Constructor Portal is good if you like games where you construct bridges

Re: What phone games aren't shit?

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 8:42 am
by Tlaltecuhtli
d&d on whats app

Re: What phone games aren't shit?

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:46 am
by RiskySikh
Grand Theft Auto Series, if you are into those type of games.

Re: What phone games aren't shit?

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:42 am
by Plapatin
there was this old flash game turned phone game that i used to play a lot called jellycar that i remember being really fun. i haven't actually played any games on my phone in years and i don't know if it's still around, but i do remember it being good

Re: What phone games aren't shit?

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 4:19 am
by wesoda25
Battle Heart Legacy is a legitimately fun phone game thats on apple store, idk about android.

Re: What phone games aren't shit?

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:38 am
by cacogen
the most fun i've had playing a game on a phone was emulating earthbound on my old jailbroken 5s but it drained the battery too quickly
that said i was into archero for a while this year, it has ads and microtransactions but it was fun enough i could ignore that shit

Re: What phone games aren't shit?

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 10:11 am
by peoplearestrange
RCT Classic [Paid]
So they made a direct port of the orginal Roller Coaster Tycoon for the mobile and its legit good. Controls work well and nothing has been removed, even the original soundtrack and sounds are still intact.

Pixel Dungeon [Free]
A strat/RPG where you take on a classic dungeon diver, very hard and unforgiving. Rouge like.

YAPD (yet another pixel dungeon) [Free]
Based on the above game but modded with some other classes, some extra items and different bosses etc, slightly more playable in that it won't kick your ass constantly and you might have a chance of actually beating it.

Freeways [Free]
Do you like making really janky freeway/motorway intersections? Do you like really rough traffic sims? This game is for you! Its actually pretty fun to draw a line and try to make traffic not come to a gridlock.

Spaceteam [Free/Paid] Multiplayer only
A game where you are part of a bridge crew of an overly complicated space ship. Everyone has an instruction to shout out, but you never have the relevant button on your phone. Its truely manic and very very funny. Best played with 4 people. Works over a wifi network across platforms or via bluetooth if all on the same platform (i.e android or iOX)

Card Wars [Free/Paid]
Another trading card dueling game, this time its adventure time themed (based on one episode where they play the game). Its actually surprisingly good, but its a real battery hog of a game as it uses a lot of processing and screen time. Prepare to loose a lot of battery life and hours to it.

Minecraft [Paid?]
Yeah ok sure, meme's and whatever, the pocket version is actually fairly good and if you have a lot of time on your hands its a good way to waste it. Me and my brother played it taking turns to build stuff whilst we did a long road trip.

Re: What phone games aren't shit?

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 1:06 pm
by confused rock
I played jelly car as fucking wiiware

Re: What phone games aren't shit?

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 10:07 pm
by RaveRadbury
Infinitode and Infinitode 2 are fantastic if you enjoy classic tower defense.

Re: What phone games aren't shit?

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:24 pm
by zxaber
Hacked is fun if you're into programming.

Re: What phone games aren't shit?

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 1:57 am
by PKPenguin321
Robotek is a pretty unique game where you duel other robot master things through strategic use of what is essentially a roulette wheel. It's unique because it's a strategy game that's built almost entirely around luck mitigation and it can absolutely fuck you over with RNG but getting a good fight in can feel awesome.

Re: What phone games aren't shit?

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 1:20 pm
by Timonk
Pocket mortys