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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Zilenan91 » Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:30 pm #191408

Why does time pass so quickly with you just moving around? I spawned in a police station and walked a few rl minutes before I killed myself because I fucked up my build and it said I had gone a full season. Does it always say that if you've been alive shorter than a seasons length?

Edit: Also tfw you're climbing through a broken window and poke your eye
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby TheWiznard » Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:41 pm #191412

prison break start
hulks everywhere
secbot in between front door and me
passing lots of time waiting in the next room for it to move away from the front cell doors
suddenly zombie hulk out of nowhere
somehow came up the stairway
punches me through the doorway
hit the opposite wall hard
hurt like hell
move over a bit
no secbot in sight
try to crowbar cell doors to freedom
success
move to the front door
smash it down
run out into the field
grecks
grecks everywhere
mi-go in the distance fighting a moose
die
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Zilenan91 » Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:42 pm #191414

prison break is brutal
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Timbrewolf » Thu Jun 30, 2016 12:15 am #191423

DEEEP DEEEP down in another fucking Ice Lab

Hear in the distance "We don't know why it mimics us but it does" x 2

PANIC

...also I'm going to start experimenting with using a penumatic bolt driver to fire explosive crossbow bolts at things. This may be what causes me to have to start a new playthrough but oh well.
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby ColonicAcid » Thu Jun 30, 2016 12:17 am #191426

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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Timbrewolf » Thu Jun 30, 2016 12:47 am #191434

Okay my ghetto rocket launcher does explode okay for a decent amount of damage (about 30 in the 3x3 explosion radius) but it also deafens the shit out of me because of my yiffkin status
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby XSI » Thu Jun 30, 2016 12:56 am #191436

EndgamerAzari wrote:The problem with opening the door from an angle is that you might not be able to see far enough into the room then, and basically if you move into a targetable square while the turret can see you you're gonna get blasted a dozen times.


With all the items in this game, what it still needs?

Those telescoping mirrors from SWAT 4. Watch under a door or around a corner.

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Postby TheWiznard » Thu Jun 30, 2016 1:02 am #191438

XSI wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:The problem with opening the door from an angle is that you might not be able to see far enough into the room then, and basically if you move into a targetable square while the turret can see you you're gonna get blasted a dozen times.


With all the items in this game, what it still needs?

Those telescoping mirrors from SWAT 4. Watch under a door or around a corner.

you can just peek around corners with caps X and moving in the direction you want to peek
- wall
+ door
_ open door
@ you

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then if you just do X , 7 you move into the open door tile but you won't actually be on the tile but can still see everything around the corner without getting kerblamoed
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby John_Oxford » Thu Jun 30, 2016 1:04 am #191439

You could just strip behind a corner, and eat any move+ shit you have, then walk in the door way and walk back
you should have moved fast enough due to autistic ammounts of movement points, as such, the turret shouldnt shoot you.

and memehacks are fucking ridiculious if you are wearing heavy body armor. They'll hit you, when you go to hit back, they are already 4 tiles away on your attack move and you miss.
you just have to pray to rngesus that their ai decides not to move away from you after hitting for some god awful reason.
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Timbrewolf » Thu Jun 30, 2016 1:31 am #191444

Comfy.png


Sometimes you just want to relax, spraypaint "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" on someone's house, then throw a molotov through their front window. Just hanging out on a stolen motorcycle with the trunk full of a freshly looted mega gunstore. You're never going to live long enough to use all those grenades and once you're through the initial setup you'll never go house-to-house looting random shit again.

Enjoy watching it burn for a change.

If there was some way to put a vehicle inside of another it would be perfect. I'd love to build a giant LAND TRAIN but then also have a motorcycle that detaches from it for running around in the city streets.
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Postby TheWiznard » Thu Jun 30, 2016 1:49 am #191449

An0n3 wrote:
Comfy.png


Sometimes you just want to relax, spraypaint "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" on someone's house, then throw a molotov through their front window. Just hanging out on a stolen motorcycle with the trunk full of a freshly looted mega gunstore. You're never going to live long enough to use all those grenades and once you're through the initial setup you'll never go house-to-house looting random shit again.

Enjoy watching it burn for a change.

If there was some way to put a vehicle inside of another it would be perfect. I'd love to build a giant LAND TRAIN but then also have a motorcycle that detaches from it for running around in the city streets.


actually it would be fucking cool if actual trains/tracks where in the game that would be siiick fortifying a fucking train like some Kabaneri shit
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby John_Oxford » Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:28 am #191459

i wonder how hard it would be to implement planes/helicopters.
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Timbrewolf » Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:43 am #191460

I managed to rip a bunch of upgraded solar cells off a random electric car, finally have an energy surplus going on my RV. Running that fridge aint cheap, plus making all this fucking jerky kills the batteries too.
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby DemonFiren » Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:41 am #191474

Remind me again, are laser turrets in this iteration?

Last one I've played they were not.
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Zilenan91 » Thu Jun 30, 2016 11:22 am #191515

>spawn in thepolice station
>walk outside
>get blasted by 3 milsec turrets
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Wyzack » Thu Jun 30, 2016 2:38 pm #191574

God damn i have a regular electric SUV in near mint condition and it is a piece of garbage. One day in the sun is enough to charge the battery to 12ish percent, which is enough to drive like two kilometers. I really need a better car or some tools so i can add more panels and batteries. Also holy shit there have been so many god damn hostile survivors so far, i really need to turn their spawn down
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby EndgamerAzari » Thu Jun 30, 2016 2:42 pm #191576

The good part about hostile survivors is that sometimes they'll go aggro on you without any weapons and may have decent loot on them. The bad part is that they can take an insane amount of punishment (well over 20 9mm rounds at 5 feet away) and tend to be fanatically self-destructive when it comes to killing you (makeshift flamethrower at point-blank range. Inside a building).
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby DemonFiren » Thu Jun 30, 2016 2:59 pm #191578

That is why you go snoipah, mate.
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Postby Wyzack » Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:02 pm #191579

Rifle ranges in this game are actually completely fucking retarded. Even with decent skill it is damn near impossible to hit a human sized target who is more than 4-5 meters away from you, even with a scoped hunting rifle or sniper rifle. It makes no damn sense
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby EndgamerAzari » Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:04 pm #191581

No, that's why you run away, steal a truck, and hit them with it.

Last night I got a Jabberwock quest from a wandering NPC, and SWAT-armored katana-wielding moron that I was, I decided I was ready. I hit it with a grenade and a molotov while it was pounding its way through a wreck, and then thought I could take it in melee. I lured it into a burning bush and got a couple hits on it before it punted me into the next zip code. I was unable to stand up and it kept wailing on me--I was blocking some of the damage, but I couldn't fight back. In desperation, I drew my Deagle and headshot it with the first round, killing it. Super-cliche, I know, but my mental image of the scene was deliciously dramatic.
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Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
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yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
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Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
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miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
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Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Wyzack » Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:07 pm #191582

>Not using your vorpal sword to snicker snack

i suppose deagle brand deagle (tm) is as good an alternative as any. Seriously, guns make better melee weapons than most melee weapons
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Postby DemonFiren » Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:18 pm #191583

I guess I should go look for mods that fix rifles, then?
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Postby Wyzack » Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:20 pm #191585

Maybe? I have not used any in my current run and my last run was like 4 months worth of experimental builds ago at least so it may have been fixed since then. Also i think that one of the mods i enabled borked up world gen a little, apparently the game could not find an evac shelter in either of the worlds i genned so i had to use the missed scenario
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Postby Zilenan91 » Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:24 pm #191588

Stored a USP in a holster and it got eaten by the holster and I can't take it out G R E A T

Is it because I'm in pitch black or something because I can't get the gun out and my hands are empty. I'm also on 15980 experimental.
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Postby Zilenan91 » Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:27 pm #191590

Urgh nevermind I had two filthy holsters on and I was trying to activate the wrong one.
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Postby Wyzack » Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:28 pm #191591

I have also noticed that NPCs have a new fun bug. The game no longer tells me what weapon they are wielding when i examine them, and they do not drop said weapon on death. That does not stop them from shooting me with said weapon, and it still shows up on their sprite, but it is still really irritating. At least they still drop their ammo
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Postby Zilenan91 » Thu Jun 30, 2016 4:04 pm #191595

There was a random regular zombie and on killing him he dropped both a Glock-19 with a full mag of FMJ ammo and a USP with a full mag of regular ammo...? Was that a zombified survivor or something because I didn't know zombies could have loot that good. At least I have two new friends for Mr. USP #1 in my first holster that I've never used.
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Postby Zilenan91 » Thu Jun 30, 2016 4:07 pm #191596

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE NRA ZOMBIES

I killed 2 more and I got a .38 special and a bunch of ammo on another one
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Postby EndgamerAzari » Thu Jun 30, 2016 4:13 pm #191597

Survivor Zombies are a special type of enemy, so you'll know when you fight them. They usually have unusual-but-not-that-good equipment on them, like homemade armor. Sounds like you just got lucky. Like, stupidly luckily.
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Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
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yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Wyzack » Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:05 pm #191614

This new magazine system is incredibly tedious even if it is realistic. Oh well.
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Postby Zilenan91 » Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:07 pm #191616

Nah they were regular zombies. They had the usual zombie clothes. They were near a gun store though so maybe that had something to do with it. Oh yeah and after my last message I found 35 more .38 FMJ rounds on another zombie.

In the experimental you can make all magazines be the same for all guns to cut down on the tedium.
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Zilenan91 » Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:53 pm #191630

holy fuck boxing gyms are a fucking goldmine of liquids. There's like 10 bottles of sports drink in the locker rooms that quenches 60
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Zilenan91 » Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:28 pm #191672

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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby EndgamerAzari » Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:33 pm #191675

Enjoy finding a bunch of bullets that don't fit any of the guns in the store.
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Wyzack » Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:34 pm #191676

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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Zilenan91 » Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:39 pm #191677

I got like 100 spare bullets and about 4 magazines for my glock which is real nice. I also picked up an ammo pouch on a dead soldier zombie earlier so I have loads of bullets.
Something that confused me was that there was an extended Glock Magazine for .40S&W and I'm not sure if that only goes in .40S&W glocks or what since I couldn't load it into mine.
Other than the glock goodness there's a bunch of rifles without ammo that I left, and a double barreled and single barreled shotgun with plentiful ammo that I kept.

The only thing that's remotely bad now is that my morale is fucked because I murdered a survivor who was loitering around the hole I broke into the back of the gun store through. They're my guns damnit. The morale should clear up in a few weeks though.

If I can ask, is there any way to tell how long you've lasted?
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Zilenan91 » Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:56 pm #191679

Do Eyebots do anything by any chance? I've had one floating around my base for a good long time and a while ago it was attacked by a swarm of zombies and it seems to have either killed those zombies or run away from them somehow.
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Zilenan91 » Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:13 pm #191681

rip I died to a riot control bot and a cop bot who came down the stairs when I was putting shit away. Couldn't attack back due to the gas and lost everything.
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Postby John_Oxford » Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:24 pm #191684

Zilenan91 wrote:Do Eyebots do anything by any chance? I've had one floating around my base for a good long time and a while ago it was attacked by a swarm of zombies and it seems to have either killed those zombies or run away from them somehow.


Zilenan91 wrote:rip I died to a riot control bot and a cop bot who came down the stairs when I was putting shit away. Couldn't attack back due to the gas and lost everything.


yeah, thats because of the eyebot, it brings riot control bots and other shitty-one-burst-kill-you-forever-bullshit-droids down onto your position, it should have emoted "The eyebot takes a picture of you, emitting a flash!"
Once it takes a picture, killing it wont matter, you just gotta git as far as fuck away from it.
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Zilenan91 » Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:36 pm #191687

I wish someone had told me that god damnit.


Can you shoot the riot control bot?
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby XSI » Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:43 pm #191691

Yes

But it is well armoured

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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Zilenan91 » Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:50 pm #191694

I had like 100 bullets, could've shot for days since I was just as fast as it was.
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby XSI » Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:56 pm #191697

Chances are it would be better at hitting you than you at hitting it

But it is technically possible to wreck them

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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Zilenan91 » Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:22 pm #191706

Good lord prison break is stupidly brutal.

Avoid hulks and if you manage to do get by them congrats there's a security bot with a SMG camping the doorway in front and you're given no guns.
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Timbrewolf » Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:39 pm #191709

alpha mutagen why are you so fucking hard to make jesus crust

my current survivor is probably the strongest run I've ever had. I've managed to loot multiple labs, just ripped through a military depot and got some ID's so I can think about heading into a military base soon.

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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Zilenan91 » Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:41 pm #191710

So how do you get out of prisons anyways? I get to the room with the security bot before I seem to be at a dead end.
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Timbrewolf » Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:46 pm #191712

Never tried that start. Too busy hitting things with my survivor machete so hard they pulp and extra meat chunks come flying out of them.

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This was just like, an in-game hour of walking around the sewers obliterating everything I came across.

Yo FFS tho this weapon is insane. If you like cutting weapons and melee combat get one.
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Zilenan91 » Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:57 pm #191713

On my good run with the retarded amount of glock ammo I'd spawned in the survivor shelter and filled basically the entire basement with food and water. That was my first real time playing the game though so I intentionally went easy and made all zombies half as slow and just as durable. I've since made them far slower but far more durable to really be like George Romero zombies.
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Zilenan91 » Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:59 pm #191714

Also would you say the Stats Through Skills mod makes the game too easy or what because I haven't seen it to be too great considering you're 8 everything.
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Postby Timbrewolf » Thu Jun 30, 2016 11:02 pm #191715

Eh? I don't play with any mods and I don't alter the values of any of the enemies. Just turn on NPC's, Wander Spawns, crank the seasons up to more realistic lengths, and turn off that fucking skill rust holy shit fuck that system.

8's across the board, light step, quick, robust genetics, and either the survivor start or backpacker start.

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