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this is a thread in which i will post about my eve online adventure that is currently ongoing as my friend/euro wife (nitsah) shows me things

best wishes,
bobbahbrown

in my first business venture my friend/euro wife (nitsah) has showed me how to perform exploration

unfortunately a nice korean businessman decided that because i had ventured into his "wormhole" he was upset and would like to have words with me

to this extent, i was told by my friend/euro wife (nitsah) to "WARP OUT NOW" and i was very alarmed; i, however, survived unscathed

in the nearby system that i jumped to in my escape adventure, i met a man who had "park" in his name -- i knew there was a strong possibility this man was related to the recent korean surprise business venture proposal and so i proclaimed in local that i cannot trust anyone these days

i later, whilst selling my "haul", was sent a nice mail in-game from the park-man describing his support for my cause and distraught at what had occurred; so i sent him a reply and a small gift for his time. i have included these messages below.







in terms of capital on this business venture we are almost operating at a profit, i will report back with the latest numbers afterwards but this initial exploration jaunt netted 6-7 million isk in credits, which are against around a 14 million isk investment in this vessel

best wishes,
bobbah "bee" brown

Euro SCUUUUUUUM

can i join ur corp

Lumbermancer wrote:can i join ur corp

sure!!

TODAY'S UPDATE:
today i went out with the guidance of my euro wife (nistsah) and his husband (skoglol) and i was guided through another expedition into wormhole space; however, before this, i found an interesting discussion happening in amarr!





these people were having this discussion in front of an audience of 700 capsuleers, so we all had great fun! i also seemed to have scared someone in a mining ship with my boomer account even though im a small brain new player, as he ran away from me when we were in low sec together

today i can report there were no hostile contacts in the expedition; however, i did come across the aforementioned miner as well as someone who i did not manage to contact but did see signs of in wormhole space. they were probing around looking for exploration sites like me! perhaps i will make a friend in wormhole space some day...

overall record of capital today:
+12m isk from exploration (paid off the ship...)
+300m isk gift from my wifes husband (skoglol)
-4m~ isk from throwing a frigate into the pvp ffa thing that is going on to get the free skill booster

pretty good day!

best wishes,
bobbah "bee" brown

Hey do me a favor, if you see Radimir Lenin in Amarr tell him he's a vapid cunt

Also I played this game for like 10 years so by all means ask me literally anything

Vekter wrote:Hey do me a favor, if you see Radimir Lenin in Amarr tell him he's a vapid cunt

Also I played this game for like 10 years so by all means ask me literally anything

I feel this in my soul and I'm desperately trying to not fall back into playing this, because I won't get out. Joined in 2006 and the next few years with BoB/Goon sold me on staying for a real long time.

I joined in 2012, was in BL. was there for PL's war against solarfleet, that big war between HBC and CFC and the first Rev kill, good fun, fuck that game.

Misdoubtful wrote:

Vekter wrote:Hey do me a favor, if you see Radimir Lenin in Amarr tell him he's a vapid cunt

Also I played this game for like 10 years so by all means ask me literally anything

I feel this in my soul and I'm desperately trying to not fall back into playing this, because I won't get out. Joined in 2006 and the next few years with BoB/Goon sold me on staying for a real long time.

I sold my account last year. I am permanently out. I won EVE.

It feels to me like MMOs are a pointless treadmill

Rate my pilot. Guess skill points, who gets closets wins 500M ISK.

Lumbermancer wrote:Rate my pilot. Guess skill points, who gets closets wins 500M ISK.

8/10 face

130 million sp

bobbahbrown wrote:

Lumbermancer wrote:Rate my pilot. Guess skill points, who gets closets wins 500M ISK.

8/10 face

130 million sp

wrong, it's 110 million sp

https://eveskillboard.com/pilot/Oh_Rl'yeh

damn alex has won, I will deliver whenever I play eve again, so never
i actually forgot password, and character names, so I had to recover it by negotiating with eve support

Red is dead trust no one

This capitalism simulator seems addictive and like I want internet currency to mean something to me

Vekter wrote: ↑Mon Nov 02, 2020 11:31 am Hey do me a favor, if you see Radimir Lenin in Amarr tell him he's a vapid cunt

Also I played this game for like 10 years so by all means ask me literally anything

Not to necro a post but why don’t you tell me yourself, bitch.

By the way sorry we had to report the guy you sold your account to. He tried joining our corp twice. First time failed because he wouldn’t disclose alt characters that we could tell he had. Second time he got on comms and we knew his voice wasn’t yours. It was like dude. We know you’re not vekter. Stop lying and we would just probably let you join.

bobbah why did you stop? this is great, keep it going

Mandozer wrote: ↑Wed Mar 09, 2022 1:55 pm

Vekter wrote: ↑Mon Nov 02, 2020 11:31 am Hey do me a favor, if you see Radimir Lenin in Amarr tell him he's a vapid cunt

Also I played this game for like 10 years so by all means ask me literally anything

Not to necro a post but why don’t you tell me yourself, bitch.

By the way sorry we had to report the guy you sold your account to. He tried joining our corp twice. First time failed because he wouldn’t disclose alt characters that we could tell he had. Second time he got on comms and we knew his voice wasn’t yours. It was like dude. We know you’re not vekter. Stop lying and we would just probably let you join.

HA, that's the funniest shit. Sorry about that guy. I shoulda told you folks I hocked my account but I didn't really think about it. Glad everyone had a good head on their shoulders. Hope things are going well for y'all.

So-so. Man I’m still pissed. You talked up tdsin for years and I had an invite to join Hard Knocks. But I was going to fly with my tgstation bro.

Join and a week later you left. Jerk.

Nah for real it’s nice. We own r64s in lowsec. Got evicted by HK from wormholes. I now own a supercarrier, a bunch of caps, and one of those special edition black ops CONCORD ships

Hope things have been well for you.

bobbahbrown wrote: ↑Sun Nov 01, 2020 8:24 pm i also seemed to have scared someone in a mining ship with my boomer account even though im a small brain new player, as he ran away from me when we were in low sec together

Just to give you the headsup two years later, people can use other ships that they are in fleet with as warping points for an attack. So if a harmless mining ship comes close to you, it ain't a threat by itself, but if it's two buddies in torpedo bombers warp directly on top of you because of it, then it is. And that's not even considering the possibility that it could fit warp scramblers and lock you in place, so that you can't even warp out anymore.
Lot's of nasty surprises and bait that can be waiting for you in low sec space, so best be respectful of the many horrible ways you can die in space, and don't take a chance if you don't have to.


With aging regards
-BONERMASTER

Mandozer wrote: ↑Wed Mar 09, 2022 5:32 pm Got evicted by HK from wormholes.

TBF this is why I bailed. HK was getting to the point where they were growing way too big to not just roll over everyone in w-space and that's genuinely the only reason I was really playing. I kinda just felt like I'd done everything worth doing at that point and decided to win EVE. Sorry for bailing on you like that. I promise it wasn't anything personal.

Yeah no worries man. Eve has changed a ton. Played for a bit after our eviction when we allied with goons. That was actually a ton of fun tbh. But after the latest great war we went out separate ways and are now making our own little empire in solitude lowsec.