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Are you going to play The Elder Rings?

Yes, already preordered
4
17%
Yes, day 1 buy
2
8%
Yes, but I'm holding off until I know it's good
4
17%
Yes, but I'm holding off until a sale
2
8%
Yes, but I'm going to pirate it
1
4%
No, these games are overrated and babby's first 'hard' games for normies to brag over
2
8%
No, these games are a dull slog and the equivalent of beating your head against a wall
3
13%
Nope!
4
17%
Other
2
8%
Abstain
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 24

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Elden Ring

Post by cacogen » #631829

As we know, Olden Ring drops tomorrow.

Everybody loves these games apparently and J.R.R. Tolkien himself worked on this one.

So I think it deserves a thread, and I've created a poll to stimulate discussion.
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Post by tjatpbnj » #631834

that dude has been dead for longer than most people here have been alive.
look in the spanner box got no thing in there cant do go sailing in em
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Post by terranaut » #631835

tjatpbnj wrote: Thu Feb 24, 2022 6:31 am that dude has been dead for longer than most people here have been alive.
you're not very bright are you
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Post by tjatpbnj » #631836

terranaut wrote: Thu Feb 24, 2022 7:18 am
tjatpbnj wrote: Thu Feb 24, 2022 6:31 am that dude has been dead for longer than most people here have been alive.
you're not very bright are you
yeah its everyone here probably
look in the spanner box got no thing in there cant do go sailing in em
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Post by cacogen » #631856

tjatpbnj wrote: Thu Feb 24, 2022 6:31 am that dude has been dead for longer than most people here have been alive.
He’s been morbidly obese for longer than most people here have been eating solid foods, I think you mean.
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #632106

it seems a lot like dark souls
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Post by BONERMASTER » #632133

After 30 hours, I need a little bit of a break. These rotten lands have been the most agonizing experience so far, probably 10 of these hours have been sunk just fighting the dumb shit there, not to mention all the runes I lost. I loosely remember the devs saying, elden ring was supposed to be a little easier than dark souls? Because from how I am seeing it right now, I'm having genuinely the hardest time out of any of the dark souls games so far.

Definitely noticeable: There is a LOT more AoE shit packed in there, and these vary in their extremes to be either near-instant in their activation, or in their ridiculous size. Makes meleeing a lot more frustrating, to the point where I even started cheesing some of the worst offenders. I'm all for challenge, but when I'm feeling like I'm playing dance dance revolution instead of my beloved dark souls clone, maybe you overdid it.

Also worth noting, you'll be facing flying and horseback-riding enemies, and both of them have been very obnoxious so far. Both have in common, that you can't hit them for shit, one because it is hovering above you, the other because it is zooming around with formula-1 speed and will always break off the melee and spend a minute exploring elden ring, before coming back to land a single hit on you and repeat the process.
Hopefully, there won't be many more of these, or at least, implemented better.


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Post by cacogen » #632163

I'm still not convinced to waste money on this flick. Like hearing about it though!
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Post by terranaut » #632946

cacogen wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 3:21 am I'm still not convinced to waste money on this flick. Like hearing about it though!
its fun
i have 130 hours on my mario and completed the game with most side stuff
there'd be more if i could be bothered to replay the game and get all the other endings and some quests i missed the first time around
i'll probably make a luigi for low level invasions though and fuck around a bit
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Post by Jonathan Gupta » #633934

anyone know a good place to grind for runes???
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Post by terranaut » #633939

Jonathan Gupta wrote: Wed Mar 16, 2022 12:41 pm anyone know a good place to grind for runes???
if you're low level and need a few levels to get started, the giants up on the springstep jump thingie at the gatefront ruins
if you're higher level, that steep incline on the easternmonst grace at mohg's palace
if you haven't been there yet, either
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this is the current fit for my invader please rate it chloe thomas asked if was born in a cave and never saw sunlight
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Post by Jonathan Gupta » #636035

im level 30 somethin and im near the base of the erdtree, am I doing good dad??
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