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Post by Stickymayhem » #82070

WILL SET UP ONLINE THINGAMEES TO PLAYING TGSTATION

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Post by Cipher3 » #82086

>Actually having someone to play with

....Dang now I have to consider getting it again.
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We decrypting download now.
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Post by QuartzCrystal » #82100

You silly bastards, GTAV has been out forever now. I've already played it on two separate consoles.
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Post by Ahammer18 » #82102

If I get any urges to buy it and you guys commit to it I'm in.
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Post by DrPillzRedux » #82111

Oh my god.

Hop online and the game stutters like shit. Solo works perfectly.

It is fun though. I bought a corvette and added ricey shit to it. Some other guy in a porshe stopped by me at a red light so we raced up the twistys in the mountains. He ended up crashing into a tree so I got out, shot him, took a selfie, and stole his car, and drove it off a cliff.

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Post by Maccus » #82129

This town ain't big enough fer all of us, y'herd?

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Post by miggles » #82236

someone gimme 22 bucks for free
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Post by Laharl Monthy » #82238

Just started online, my Social Nick is RedLaharl, if anyone's interested.
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Post by Timbrewolf » #82278

Bought it, played it for a few hours, took advantage of the shitstorm going on to get a refund for it.

The only reason I want this is to dick around in GTA Online with bros but it feels incredibly shallow.
Driving around looking at the map of things to do:

Street race.
Death match.
Team deatchmatch.
Street race.
Team deathmatch.
Capture the objective type thing.

Fuck. What happened to all the cool game modes from GTA IV? Where's all the fun co-op shit? Is it only heists? How much of this crap do I have to grind before I get to play heists? Fucking seriously? There's only four of them what?

Mouse and Keyboard in this game controls like dogshit. My character suffers from some kind of weird nearsightedness where everything gets blurry beyond 15 feet.

What the fuck happened to the soundtrack in this game? They got a bunch of good hip hop channels and then everything else fucking sucks hard. Where're my retro 80's classics? Where's my metal channel?

I went from zero to buyer's remorse in like 3 hours. I'll pick it up again when it's down to like $20 or $30 but with Killing Floor 2 coming out next week like nah man nah. Everything you can do in this game feels like it was better done in like...bullshit Arma Roleplay servers.
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Post by peoplearestrange » #82317

Yeah I'm gonna wait untill price drop. £49 is just too much for a game right now.

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Post by Ricotez » #82350

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Post by oranges » #82601

An0n3 wrote:Bought it, played it for a few hours, took advantage of the shitstorm going on to get a refund for it.

The only reason I want this is to dick around in GTA Online with bros but it feels incredibly shallow.
Driving around looking at the map of things to do:

Street race.
Death match.
Team deatchmatch.
Street race.
Team deathmatch.
Capture the objective type thing.

Fuck. What happened to all the cool game modes from GTA IV? Where's all the fun co-op shit? Is it only heists? How much of this crap do I have to grind before I get to play heists? Fucking seriously? There's only four of them what?

Mouse and Keyboard in this game controls like dogshit. My character suffers from some kind of weird nearsightedness where everything gets blurry beyond 15 feet.

What the fuck happened to the soundtrack in this game? They got a bunch of good hip hop channels and then everything else fucking sucks hard. Where're my retro 80's classics? Where's my metal channel?

I went from zero to buyer's remorse in like 3 hours. I'll pick it up again when it's down to like $20 or $30 but with Killing Floor 2 coming out next week like nah man nah. Everything you can do in this game feels like it was better done in like...bullshit Arma Roleplay servers.
lmao what a bitch
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Post by QuartzCrystal » #82670

The sheer amount of white teens pretending to be black gangsters on voice chat is amazing.

I was playing last night and a kid was like "YEAH NIGGA, I'MMA POP YO ASS" and then me and 20 other people listened as his mother came into his room and absolutely tore him a new one for the language he was using and he sounded like he was crying as she started threatening to take away his PS4.
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Post by Timbrewolf » #82703

I got a $7000 bounty somehow and everyone keeps coming at me for it.

I've killed a lot of people by just spraying SMG into their windshield. It's 2ez.
Next time I see some of you guys on you need to come capitalize on it for an easy $7000.

I also found some fun standing near the edge of a cliff or ramp into oblivion while in passive mode. Idiots will come flying at you in their cars to try to ram you, only to go flying off the cliff passing harmlessly through you and then explode and die.

Proximity mines at the exits to someone's apartment building work hilariously as well. People will run inside to hide but they can't see anything going on outside. Put some prox mines by the door and then some down by the garage and just wait.
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Post by Maccus » #82723

Can speak on the effectiveness of mines. An0n3 was exiting a strip club when the entire entrance suddenly exploded.
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Post by Timbrewolf » #82759

Post your /fa/ggot ass characters:

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Post by Bluespace » #82761

He's also a white supremacist, which explains the evil look at the black car.
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Post by Jeb » #82777

I'm AdmiralStoopler on Social Club if anyone wants to play crime games.
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Post by oranges » #82812

The online so far has been okay, the load times are awful and a pain, and the heists with randoms are just pointless.

Luckily I have a group of people who are down to heist, so we've been organising times to get that stuff underway.
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Post by 420weedscopes » #82836

make sure that you don't have one of them miss out on a date, oranges
if any of you miss out but continue a setup, then the people that miss out also miss out on an extra $1m. that $1m is the bonus for completing all heists and setups with the same team members.

one setup. my friends couldn't wait on one setup.
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Post by Timbrewolf » #82885

If you don't listen to Radio Los Santos you're a fucking dumbass.

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Post by nsos » #82889

im just waiting for this game to fucking download
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Post by nsos » #82890

59 gb at a rate of 2.4 mbs per second
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Post by Timbrewolf » #82895

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VBR is acceptable too but really RLS 4 lyfe.

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I love playing multiplayer with people and they turn their car stereo to some bullshit station and I reach over and turn it right back to RLS.

No fucker we're listening to what I want to listen to you drive the fucking car.
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Post by QuartzCrystal » #82901

Uh...flylofm is where it's at.
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Post by Timbrewolf » #82902

QuartzCrystal wrote:Uh...flylofm is where it's at.
Just embrace your inner hipster and listen to Radio Mirror Park already.
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Post by Maccus » #82905

RLS, Rock Radio, or any talk show station is acceptable. Anything else is verboten for my car or bike.
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Post by Timbrewolf » #82906

I love asking people if I can smoke in their car, and they're like what the fuck?

Then I open the quick inventory and just start hammering the cigarettes so my character is just lighting cigarettes and dumping them all over the interior and they're like "what the fuck? how are you doing that?"

Pro-tips:

If you put "eat a snack" or whatever as your quick action you can just press capslock anytime you need a little health boost and your guy will eat a candy or whatever. You can hold down capslock to get a bigger health boost. If you go into cover you can press the button and just receive health without doing any animation. It's great.

H toggles your headlights on -> high beams -> off.
If you have a convertible, you can hold H while parked to open or close the top. Pretty nifty.

You can set your vehicle permissions. Best option is "Passengers". It prevents filthy Russian players from stealing your ride but still allows people to jump in and ride shotgun with you.

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The Futo and Blista Compacy get honorable mentions as well for "cars that are dirt cheap/stealable but fun as fuck to drive and will get you from A to B fast as fuck".

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Post by Stickymayhem » #82924

Non stop pop in my infernus bitch traction is just for scrubs who can't handbrake turn and drift
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Post by Grazyn » #82934

Sultan has been my fav car since gta 3

that and the mafia sentinel
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Post by Stickymayhem » #82936

hey anon where did you take that sultan picture that ramp looks like fun
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Post by Wyzack » #82937

I am a sucker for shitty muscle cars like the sabre turbo or the dukes. I should probably buy something super class just for when i gottagofast though. If rad bad /tg/ people are playing the PC version then i will probably buy it, i do not have a full heist crew of 4 on xbox
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Post by Timbrewolf » #82946

Stickymayhem wrote:hey anon where did you take that sultan picture that ramp looks like fun
I didn't take that, it's a random picture I found online.

If you look at shitty garages in the real-estate browser you'll see one of them has a big half-pipe next to it. There are a few of them placed around the map.

If you want a sick ramp there are two launchpads near the airport terminal that will send your car into orbit.
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Post by nsos » #82992

so far i've spent most of my time in this game getting into fistfights with bums on the beach 10/10 would recommend to friends
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Post by nsos » #83008

i think all the terrible online loading screens aren't even loading the game it's just the terrible matchmaking and netcode
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Post by Timbrewolf » #83011

Holy fucking shit seriously all these Russian players why.

Why?

I tried playing a mission earlier today and it was wall to wall slavs showing up to squat in a circle around my game and lag everything to shit. Fuck playing on the same planet, the lag was so bad I doubted we were even in the same dimension. Does Russia even exist or is it some kind of quantum shithole that only materializes in the space between matter?

Fuck off Russia though seriously. Get your own servers what the fuck. Playing games outside your region should get Interpol on you throwing you in dank cell somewhere. Remove Kebab. Remove Brazil.
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Post by DrPillzRedux » #83053

The huge problem is there is no region separation. So us US guys get stuck with the swarms of Russian and Chinese players.

This is good for me though. Kill em all.

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Post by Bluespace » #83061

just invite me to your missons/heists
my socialname is officerboris

also pillz that's amazing i love it. absolutely love it.
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Post by QuartzCrystal » #83110

I was playing the heist set up where you have to steal the plane from the drug cartel, and holy fuck it was the first time I've gotten mad at GTA Online.

Host/leader determines himself as pilot, which is fine. We get to landing strip and start popping off bad guys. The host/pilot keeps asking over mic if things are clear for him take off (we say no, they aren't, there are cars in the way). He flies out anyways and gets clipped by a car, gets shot.

We try again, the little kid in our group says "Hey man, just wait until we give you the go ahead, it'd also be helpful if you actually shot guys too." we all agree with the fucking infant.

Exact same shit happens, I die trying to move a truck out of the way cause the host/pilot is too fucking impatient to just wait for us to kill the dudes and move the cars when it's safe. We fail the mission.

Host starts bitching about how I need to be more careful, etc. I tell him that we could have done this already if he actually helped, or at the very least gave us enough time to do our jobs. He says that's what he's been doing.

We start up again, everything is going fine. We clear the run way, we give him the go ahead (he didn't help) and then he drives straight off the tarmac and blows up hitting a fucking pole. He then blames this on us because he was apparently trying to get around a car we forgot.
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Post by Timbrewolf » #83146

Playing heists with rando's is a magical experience.

Prepare to get blamed for everyone else's mistakes. It reminds me of the absolute worst elements of the Payday 2 community...except EVERYONE is like that.
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Post by Wyzack » #83176

I really wish they had better animal masks. They all look fucking retarded except for the ones from the July 1st event like the wolf mask, that i missed. I want to ride around in pillz van with a bear mask, eat pizza and grief russians
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Post by oranges » #83184

I made the mistake of trying heists in the first few days and now my bad boy behaviour level is so high from ragequitting in disgust
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Post by DrPillzRedux » #83196

Wyzack wrote:I really wish they had better animal masks. They all look fucking retarded except for the ones from the July 1st event like the wolf mask, that i missed. I want to ride around in pillz van with a bear mask, eat pizza and grief russians
Well, we could get a Hotline San Andreas going and start killing some Russians.

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Re: GTA 5 IS OUT

Post by Wyzack » #83209

It will have to wait at least a week, i am presently too broke to buy the computer version of the game
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Re: GTA 5 IS OUT

Post by Maccus » #83409

The Rasmus looks decent.
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Post by Timbrewolf » #83450

Whenever I'm on nobody in the Stankhouse is on, so no grouping up to slaughter Russians.

I did ride around with someone for a bit in my running gear doing dual drive-bys on random people from the back of a motorcycle.
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Post by Wyzack » #83452

Motorcycles are great because i love blasting fools with my sawed off shotgun while driving. As a side note it is pretty dumb that you are limited to only a few weapons when riding as a passenger in a car
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