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Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby LunchboxKilla » Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:14 pm #92484

http://store.steampowered.com/app/346110/

Like rust.... With Dinos

And you can shit manually if need be.

Also eat your own shit just in case

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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby DemonFiren » Wed Jun 03, 2015 10:56 am #92615

This game sounds like shit.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby tedward1337 » Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:18 am #92626

Can you apply said shit on your weapon and kill people with disease?
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby nsos » Wed Jun 03, 2015 12:46 pm #92652

this shit look not optimized

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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby Kot » Wed Jun 03, 2015 1:42 pm #92661

Saw it before, would play it if cheaper.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby DemonFiren » Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:54 pm #92690

Will probably check it out once it has a TVTropes page.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby ThanatosRa » Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:14 pm #92742

Am the only one who thinks that open world survival games are getting kind of old?
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby EndgamerAzari » Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:19 pm #92745

ThanatosRa wrote:Am the only one who thinks that open world survival games are getting kind of old?


Nah, I'm feeling it too. I mean, when you think about it, it's a genre with near-limitless potential, but a lot of developers realize that too and try to cash in with their own half-baked attempts, hoping that people will buy it based on that potential alone.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby Reyouka » Thu Jun 04, 2015 8:49 am #92882

The game already has more content than Rust and Reign of Kings put together, so there is that.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby Malkevin » Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:13 pm #92913

Open world = randomly generate your map, give players building tools, make them finish off your level design and charge them for it

Edit: Start naked? Is that the American underwear naked, the Japanese pixelated naked, or the German completely naked, penis flapping in the breeze Aryan Masterrace propaganda movie naked?
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Postby XSI » Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:47 pm #93015

Malkevin wrote:Open world = randomly generate your map, give players building tools, make them finish off your level design and charge them for it

Edit: Start naked? Is that the American underwear naked, the Japanese pixelated naked, or the German completely naked, penis flapping in the breeze Aryan Masterrace propaganda movie naked?


American underwear naked

I'd play if my computer could handle it
But firstly, laptop from 2010
And secondly, no optimisation on their part from what I've read

Looks like it has potential, but I'll see if it actually does something with it. Instead of Life is Feudal style "Here's a grindfest you can stare at. Also nothing is implemented yet, enjoy"

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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby DrPillzRedux » Wed Jun 10, 2015 5:17 am #94638

I've been enjoying it. They need to optimize this shit though, getting 30FPS max on my rig on all low when I can max every other game fine.

Some guy built a hotel where people pay to spend the night so they don't freeze. He'll take them to their room, knock them out, steal all their stuff, then throw them in the nearby lake with the megalodons.

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There was another guy who was catching people and locking them in cages in his basement. A wandering tribe came through and rescued them.

I'm guilty of feeding a guy to a megalodon.

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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby Loonikus » Wed Jun 10, 2015 6:38 am #94646

I'll get this once summer sales roll around. Of course, its price is low enough to where I'm tempted to just buy it now.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby Takeguru » Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:15 am #94656

I've played a bit, official servers with good ping to me are almost permanently full, private servers are too easy to use exploits in and even crash.

That being said, it is fun.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby Sabbat » Sun Jun 14, 2015 7:21 pm #95761

I have an i7 4790k(4.4Ghzturbo) and GTX 980 overclocked about 10%.

I get 20FPS or less on max.

Sick optimization.

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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby Takeguru » Mon Jun 15, 2015 2:02 am #95814

Huh, I'm working with an i5 and average 35 on a bit below max.

It doesn't even bake my PC when I play like some other poorly optimized games do
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby Sabbat » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:34 am #95904

It doesn't max my GPU or CPU, it just has shitty performance.

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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby srifenbyxp » Mon Jun 22, 2015 1:48 am #97790

so what server are all the cool kids playing on
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby DrPillzRedux » Wed Aug 19, 2015 9:46 pm #113335

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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby ThanatosRa » Mon Nov 02, 2015 9:39 pm #131277

Was on sale. Got it. A little optimized can run about max I think with only slight chug. Already a cannibal. But I have clothes so I'm civilized now.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby Malkevin » Mon Nov 02, 2015 11:12 pm #131291

Whats so good about this compared to the umpteen other open world survival games?

And don't say dinosaurs because those are a gimmick, they could be any other creature for the same effect.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby Incomptinence » Tue Nov 03, 2015 12:25 am #131305

I always got the impression it was trash.

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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby Reyouka » Tue Nov 03, 2015 12:58 am #131308

It has a surprising amount of content and depth for an early access game, and they've been consistently updating it. The only huge negative is they have no focused on optimization at all, which they have acknowledged.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby Timbrewolf » Tue Nov 03, 2015 3:01 am #131327

Reign of Kings is better.

For starters it's actually playable.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby Reyouka » Fri Nov 06, 2015 9:37 am #132077

Reign of Kings has less content and a rather shitty playerbase, though any pvp game has shitty players half the time.


Yes, the performance is an issue, but as it stands the game is somewhat playable and has shittons of content.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby Timbrewolf » Mon Jan 11, 2016 1:42 am #145843

Bump.

Picked this up cheap during the sale because fuck it why not.

Anyone actually playing this still on a server anywhere?
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby mrpain » Mon Jan 11, 2016 1:54 am #145844

Played Dinos N Chill for a while.

Taking a break until more meaningful content gets added.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Mon Jan 11, 2016 2:19 am #145850

open world survival games are dumb
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby Timbrewolf » Mon Jan 11, 2016 2:22 am #145853

Yes.

They're fun when you play them as a group though.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:38 pm #145964

which never happens because whenever you clowns try to get a game group going on one of you (usually an0n3) fucks something up and it doesn't work right and its off to the next pipedream videogame funhaven
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby TechnoAlchemist » Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:04 pm #146000

maybe u should have more dependable friends ;)

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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby Timbrewolf » Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:07 pm #146002

Super Aggro Crag wrote:which never happens because whenever you clowns try to get a game group going on one of you (usually an0n3) fucks something up and it doesn't work right and its off to the next pipedream videogame funhaven


Wow rude.

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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby ThanatosRa » Tue Jan 12, 2016 9:28 pm #146196

I fully admit to several times prezzing z with my back to an unconscious tribemate.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Jan 12, 2016 9:36 pm #146199

This smells like a good reason to update the old "Press F to pay respects" meme.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z

Postby Timbrewolf » Tue Jan 12, 2016 11:37 pm #146223

Holy shit this is fucking hilarious

I built the Fred Flintsone club of drubbing and yabba dabba'd the shit out of some random dude on the beach.
Then dragged their unconcious body into the river where they half-drowned half mauled by a bunch of gigantic piranha.

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