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Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby TrustyGun » Thu Jul 02, 2015 9:19 pm #101122

*actually called Gun Mettle Update

New Update for Team Fortress 2, called the Gun Mettle Update.

Reason for the title is that is the update adds cases and skins similarly to CS:GO. Also 3 community maps and a whole lot of weapon changes.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby ThanatosRa » Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:16 am #101188

>Obligatory hat joke.

Hat Fortress 2: Global Hat-fensive Hatdate.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby WJohnston » Fri Jul 03, 2015 5:19 am #101211

I really like it.

The engie's jag may be a tad OP. It's better at taking out sappers, upgrading, repair reaction time, and definitely setting up by a lot over the stock wrench.

Brass beast heavies are absolutely brutal. 20% damage resistance means you simply can't kill them fast enough, then you get completely shredded.

Dead ringer is apparently dead, but I haven't played spy with it yet so I wouldn't know. I'm happy that we don't have 3 spycicle/DR spies every single game, at least.

And both minisentry and loch n load are kill. Good riddance. Maybe they can be rebalanced in the future as something different, but I'm happy enough right now that they effectively got stomped into mulch.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby Vekter » Fri Jul 03, 2015 7:52 am #101240

You only get 2 contracts a week.

I want my 6 bucks back, Valve.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby Wyzack » Sat Jul 04, 2015 7:36 pm #101650

Force o' Nature still best gun, not even touched by nerfs. Good times.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby Ricotez » Sat Jul 04, 2015 10:46 pm #101689

I got a special skinned medigun from my first contract, not bad since I main medic
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The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby Ricotez » Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:51 pm #102261

I cannot believe I made it to Youtube

https://youtu.be/93mnRpmS7OI?t=2m30s

(I'm the Medic who gets blown up)
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

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#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs

Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them

peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."

DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".

tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person

CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.

Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby Miauw » Thu Aug 20, 2015 5:26 pm #113606

they added a new mode thats basically blood bowl meets tf2

AND ITS AMAZING
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby Skorvold » Fri Aug 21, 2015 6:33 am #113805

huh

too bad it's not as good as unreal tournament 2003's gamemode
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby Zilenan91 » Wed Jul 06, 2016 4:37 pm #193409

They just released competitive matchmaking http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby Zellion » Wed Jul 06, 2016 5:57 pm #193434

Too bad they released it 57 years too late

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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby paprika » Wed Jul 06, 2016 6:06 pm #193439

Overwatch is still better in every way
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby Lumbermancer » Wed Jul 06, 2016 6:14 pm #193440

Monkey with one arm could play Overwatch on a "competitive" level.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby Zilenan91 » Wed Jul 06, 2016 6:16 pm #193441

There's not a whole lot of skill involved in Overwatch. Most of the fights boil down to clicking on dudes until they get slightly too close then people pressing Q and they won the game.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby captain sawrge » Wed Jul 06, 2016 6:31 pm #193445

paprika wrote:Overwatch is still better in every way

they are both fucking terrible but tf2 is at least not literally made for casuals
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby ShadowDimentio » Wed Jul 06, 2016 6:50 pm #193453

>Overwatch is better

At least in TF2 if you play a certain class the other team doesn't have to counterplay you to win.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby paprika » Wed Jul 06, 2016 7:56 pm #193473

Lumbermancer wrote:Monkey with one arm could play Overwatch on a "competitive" level.

Zilenan91 wrote:There's not a whole lot of skill involved in Overwatch. Most of the fights boil down to clicking on dudes until they get slightly too close then people pressing Q and they won the game.

captain sawrge wrote:
paprika wrote:Overwatch is still better in every way

they are both fucking terrible but tf2 is at least not literally made for casuals

ShadowDimentio wrote:>Overwatch is better

At least in TF2 if you play a certain class the other team doesn't have to counterplay you to win.


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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby Zilenan91 » Wed Jul 06, 2016 7:58 pm #193474

I think Overwatch is a good game but I wouldn't enjoy it.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby Lumbermancer » Wed Jul 06, 2016 8:03 pm #193475

paprika wrote:I main reaper and when I do death blossom I feel like a real badass because i get people to die
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby captain sawrge » Thu Jul 07, 2016 12:17 am #193563

paprika wrote:
Lumbermancer wrote:Monkey with one arm could play Overwatch on a "competitive" level.

Zilenan91 wrote:There's not a whole lot of skill involved in Overwatch. Most of the fights boil down to clicking on dudes until they get slightly too close then people pressing Q and they won the game.

captain sawrge wrote:
paprika wrote:Overwatch is still better in every way

they are both fucking terrible but tf2 is at least not literally made for casuals

ShadowDimentio wrote:>Overwatch is better

At least in TF2 if you play a certain class the other team doesn't have to counterplay you to win.


spoken like true hat fortress manchildren

dang i have been extremely owned by the man that unironically purchases blizzard products
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby Maccus » Thu Jul 07, 2016 12:47 am #193569

Overwatch is more casual than TF2 tbqh because Overwatch is loads easier to master and probably the only real draw is (horribly grating) waifus
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby ShadowDimentio » Thu Jul 07, 2016 12:48 am #193570

Valve has unlimited money and a ton of TF2's stuff is made pretty much for free at this point.

TF2 is about as immortal as a game can get.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby captain sawrge » Thu Jul 07, 2016 2:21 am #193589

unironically. splatoon remains the best current gen competitive shooter.

feel free to disagree but youd be wromng
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby Maccus » Thu Jul 07, 2016 5:00 am #193612

captain sawrge wrote:unironically. splatoon remains the best current gen competitive shooter.

feel free to disagree but youd be wromng


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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby Steelpoint » Thu Jul 07, 2016 10:46 am #193654

TF2SS13 When?

It'll be quicker than a sequel.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby Zilenan91 » Thu Jul 07, 2016 7:23 pm #193769

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Re: Team Fortress 2: Global Offensive Update!*

Postby Lumbermancer » Thu Jul 07, 2016 7:28 pm #193770

I actually reinstalled the game and hell, it's still fun as fuck. Soldiers rocketjumping around, Demos flying too. Scouts fucking fucks sprinting around. Medics pushing. Matches last more than 5 minutes too.

I wish you could enable vanilla mode and disable the fucking hats (because I sold all my cosmetics so fuck you).

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