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Re: doter 2

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2015 2:19 am
by nsos

Bottom post of the previous page:

all i do is pick brewmaster anymore i cant be assed to do anything else pressing buttons other than q and w are too much effort

Re: doter 2

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2015 4:22 am
by cedarbridge
nsos wrote:all i do is pick brewmaster anymore i cant be assed to do anything else pressing buttons other than q and w are too much effort
So you don't use your ult then? Shit brew, would not party with.

Re: doter 2

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2015 2:07 pm
by Erbbu
Yeah Brew is a pretty simple hero right until you activate your ult.

Re: doter 2

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 9:47 am
by callanrockslol
Press ult win games, brew is fucking crazy once you get that aghs action going.

Re: doter 2

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 12:41 am
by Erbbu

Re: doter 2

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 1:09 am
by nsos
hey nice public lobbies i remember how it used to be in wc3 with them "US EAST DOTACASH -CM NO NOOBS NO LAG!"

Re: doter 2

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 10:08 pm
by ColonicAcid
the best part of that update are all the graphs.
more fun than the actual game tbh.

Re: doter 2

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 11:05 pm
by Vekter
I miss compstomp lobbies.

Also: lost a game as PL because I didn't get to snowball because our Lion decided he wanted to carry. I asked him (politely) to let me farm and he just said "lmao". I fucking hate this game.

Re: doter 2

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 12:57 pm
by M0nsoon
*Shilling Hots intensifies*

Been on a dota2 burnout so this game has been filling the void for me

Re: doter 2

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 5:48 pm
by ColonicAcid
>HotS

gay shit

Re: doter 2

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 3:19 am
by Erbbu
Reborn live boys.

Re: doter 2

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 3:48 am
by nsos
it good

Re: doter 2

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 12:48 pm
by CPTANT
Playing DOTA or LOL with random people is usually a rather unsatisfactory experience. In your team there is always either: 1 person that disconnects, 1 person that is a complete idiot, 1 person that shouts the rest of the team sucks while going 1/20 or 1 person that knows everything best and starts raging when people don't do as he says.

Re: doter 2

Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2015 7:29 am
by Vekter
some Dota Science news today, it's finally been confirmed that Pudge players are 85% more likely to beat their families and become alcoholics than other players

Re: doter 2

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:13 am
by ColonicAcid
SINCE ORANGES DELETED MY SINGULO THREAD I TAKE MY GREAT POSTING SKILLS HERE.

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GOD BLESS AMERICA THIS IS WHY WE HAD THE VIETNAM WAR
IN EVERY GOOK THERE IS AN AMERICAN TRYING TO WIN THE INTERNATIONAL 5

MVP VS IG 2-0
MVP VS NEWBEE 1-0
MVP VS EMPIRE 2-0

MVP GOOK KINGS OUR GUY MARCH AND GOD QO GOING TO WIN TI5
THE DREAM

Re: doter 2

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:18 am
by ColonicAcid
EMPIRE CHOKED HARDER THAN SASHA GREY

Re: doter 2 INTERNATIONAL 5 MVP WILL WIN EDITION

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 1:48 pm
by Tornadium
Fucking Na'vi

Re: doter 2 INTERNATIONAL 5 MVP WILL WIN EDITION

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:47 pm
by ColonicAcid
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MVP BETTER AT PLAYING RUSSIAN DOTO THAN RUSSIANS THEMSELVES

Re: doter 2 INTERNATIONAL 5 MVP WILL WIN EDITION

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 7:35 pm
by Scones
measured by order of magnitude

Re: doter 2 INTERNATIONAL 5 MVP WILL WIN EDITION

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:18 pm
by nsos
fy

Re: doter 2 INTERNATIONAL 5 MVP WILL WIN EDITION

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 8:36 pm
by nsos
ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ MY NAME IS LGD, I DONT BAN LESHRAC CUZ IM COOL ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ

Re: doter 2 INTERNATIONAL 5 MVP WILL WIN EDITION

Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 2:49 am
by Laharl Monthy
Spoiler:
EG wins!

Re: doter 2 INTERNATIONAL 5 MVP WILL WIN EDITION

Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 2:55 am
by Scones
USA USA USA

Re: doter 2 INTERNATIONAL 5 MVP WILL WIN EDITION

Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 4:09 am
by Vekter
THERE MAY BE MANY EARTHS

BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE

EARTHSHAKER


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Spoiler:
THE GREATEST MOMENT IN SHAKER HISTORY

UNIVERSE IS A GOD

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Re: doter 2 EG WON TI5 AND KICKED AUI WHY edition

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 4:54 am
by Vekter
>EG wins the first NA Aegis ever
>Mostly because Aui's presence made the Chinese ban techies and naga
>EG kicks Aui a week later for fucking Arteezy

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In more important news, has anyone else been lagging to fuck and back since Windows 10 came out? It happens rarely but it's fucking unplayable when it does.

Re: doter 2 EG WON TI5 AND KICKED AUI WHY edition

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 8:02 pm
by ColonicAcid
who cares chinks got btfo...

im still believing in QO and March.

may he lead his comrades in the army with his glorious victory cry.

Re: doter 2 EG WON TI5 AND KICKED AUI WHY edition

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 8:25 pm
by Erbbu
HEY PPD, I’M TRYING TO LEARN TO PLAY TUSK. I JUST HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE ITEM BUILD:  SHOULD I BUY AGHANIM’S SO THAT I CAN KICK PEOPLE LIKE YOU KICKED YOUR SUPP BUDDY,  OR IRON BRANCH WHICH I CAN JUST THROW AWAY LIKE YOU THREW AWAY EG’S CHANCES TO WIN ANOTHER TI, OR SILVER EDGE SO THAT I CAN APPLY BREAK LIKE YOU DID TO AUI’S HEART.

Re: doter 2 EG WON TI5 AND KICKED AUI WHY edition

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 11:22 pm
by 420goslingboy69
you get shadow blade bkb mkb daedalus you cant lose

Re: doter 2 EG WON TI5 AND KICKED AUI WHY edition

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 4:59 am
by callanrockslol
Build damage and cleave, kick a shit.

Re: doter 2 EG WON TI5 AND KICKED AUI WHY edition

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 5:58 am
by Vekter
The meme build on him lately is to get Solar Crest and Silver Edge, then popping SE, walking up to someone, and Walrus Punching for like 2k. Bonus points if you build into a Daed after that.

If you don't feel like telling the world how much you love cocks, go something like Treads -> Courage -> Blink (or Force) -> BKB if necessary, otherwise finish Crest OR rush Deso if they're high armor.

After that you can just go luxury. His aghs is actually really fun, especially if you're good at aiming the kick. Heart is always a good late game choice on him.

Alternate: If your team doesn't have a Cuirass (and you think you need one), Tusk isn't a bad carrier. Just remember it's gonna put you behind a good bit. Swap out the Deso for a Daedalus if you're feeling especially MLG (nothing is quite as funny and satisfying as a Walrus Punch crit).

Stupid Ymir Tricks: You can pick up most any mobile friendly unit in a snowball. Illusions? Check. Warlock babies? Yup. Forge Spirits? You bet. You can even pick up your own Sigil to get that little bit of extra damage. Oh, and you can grab spiders. It's like a pinata, but from hell!

You can't pick up Techies mines anymore, but Q into snowball with level 3 Techies is almost always guaranteed first blood. Allahu ackbar, motherfucker.

Re: doter 2 EG WON TI5 AND KICKED AUI WHY edition

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2015 2:24 am
by cedarbridge
Vekter wrote:Stupid Ymir Tricks: You can pick up most any mobile friendly unit in a snowball. Illusions? Check. Warlock babies? Yup. Forge Spirits? You bet. You can even pick up your own Sigil to get that little bit of extra damage. Oh, and you can grab spiders. It's like a pinata, but from hell!

You can't pick up Techies mines anymore, but Q into snowball with level 3 Techies is almost always guaranteed first blood. Allahu ackbar, motherfucker.
Centaur and Undying are especially satisfying snowball buddies.

Re: doter 2 EG WON TI5 AND KICKED AUI WHY edition

Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 1:42 am
by Erbbu
So how about that 6.85?

Re: doter 2 EG WON TI5 AND KICKED AUI WHY edition

Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 11:25 pm
by ColonicAcid
storm spirit's and leshrac win rate tanked

good patch/10

Re: doter 2 EG WON TI5 AND KICKED AUI WHY edition

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 6:59 pm
by Erbbu
ColonicAcid wrote:storm spirit's and leshrac win rate tanked

good patch/10
https://soundcloud.com/thehorseandthehammock/patch-685

Re: doter 2 EG WON TI5 AND KICKED AUI WHY edition

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 3:47 am
by cedarbridge
Who is best Dota girl and why is it Windrunner?

Re: doter 2 EG WON TI5 AND KICKED AUI WHY edition

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 3:57 am
by Xhagi
cedarbridge wrote:Who is best Dota girl and why is it Windrunner?
That's not how you say Lina.

Also >Windrunner

Re: doter 2 EG WON TI5 AND KICKED AUI WHY edition

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 12:38 pm
by Erbbu
Lina is a slut. CM is mai waifu.

Re: doter 2 EG WON TI5 AND KICKED AUI WHY edition

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 2:34 pm
by cedarbridge
Aliannera wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:Who is best Dota girl and why is it Windrunner?
That's not how you say Lina.

Also >Windrunner
Blizzard can eat a dick. She's still Windrunner.

Also,Erbbu is right. CM is the better sister.

Re: doter 2 EG WON TI5 AND KICKED AUI WHY edition

Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 1:14 pm
by ColonicAcid
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>when people genuinely don't believe that korea will make a monopoly on Dota 2 as well.

Just you wait, as soon as Kespa gets on dotas shit it's over.

all korean finals, no chance, china will die.

Re: doter 2 EG WON TI5 AND KICKED AUI WHY edition

Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 1:44 pm
by ColonicAcid
https://zippy.gfycat.com/RaggedBossyAvocet.webm

MVP pheonix measuring how best to fuck secret up.

Re: doter 2 EG WON TI5 AND KICKED AUI WHY edition

Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 2:19 pm
by Ricotez
his e-peen grew three sizes that day

Re: doter 2 EG WON TI5 AND KICKED AUI WHY edition

Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 6:38 pm
by Zilenan91
Gabe Newell personally called 2GD an ass and ended his esports career. It's all over digg.

Re: doter 2 EG WON TI5 AND KICKED AUI WHY edition

Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 7:02 pm
by Erbbu
Yeah he probably won't get any more Valve jobs but that's hardly his entire career.

Re: doter 2 EG WON TI5 AND KICKED AUI WHY edition

Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 7:28 pm
by ColonicAcid
i just hope mvp wins so i have an excuse to dump my huge korean sc2 pros folder


ARE
YOU
HYPED

Re: doter 2 EG WON TI5 AND KICKED AUI WHY edition

Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 7:30 pm
by Wyzack
>playing ASSFAGGOTS

not even once

Re: doter 2 EG WON TI5 AND KICKED AUI WHY edition

Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 8:34 pm
by Luke Cox
Valve has gone from being the anti-EA to getting pretty damn close to their level

Re: doter 2 MVP PHEONIX LIDERALLY GONNA WIN

Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 9:31 pm
by Lumbermancer
Explain.

Re: doter 2 EG WON TI5 AND KICKED AUI WHY edition

Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 9:35 pm
by nsos
ColonicAcid wrote:i just hope mvp wins so i have an excuse to dump my huge korean sc2 pros folder


ARE
YOU
HYPED
they lose to OG if they play in winners bracket finals

Re: doter 2 MVP PHEONIX LIDERALLY GONNA WIN

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:37 pm
by Laharl Monthy
This Major is such a trainwreck, even bigger than DAC.

Who would have guessed 2GD getting fired was just the tip of a gigantic iceberg of failure?

A lot more people have started raising their voice now too.

ODpixel's pretty done.
Game delayed by loss of keyboard.
Booths are not actually soundproof.
Venue's being closed before all games are actually finished.
Swindlez going ham.
That's one "VIP" room.
Ho, geeze.

What is even happening anymore?

EDIT : I know it's digg, but it's a good recap of everything that's gone wrong.

Re: doter 2 EG WON TI5 AND KICKED AUI WHY edition

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 3:51 pm
by ColonicAcid
nsos wrote:
ColonicAcid wrote:i just hope mvp wins so i have an excuse to dump my huge korean sc2 pros folder


ARE
YOU
HYPED
they lose to OG if they play in winners bracket finals
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excuse u

Re: doter 2 MVP PHEONIX LIDERALLY GONNA WIN

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 3:55 pm
by ColonicAcid
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