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Post by M0nsoon » #149203

DA WAAAAAGH!! IZ KUMMING TO DA ETERNAL CRUSADE, BOYZ!!!!

Seriously, it's out in early access now if anyone is down to play it. I'll be getting it soon and since there is no Black Templar or Salamanders, I'm going to have to join the orks.

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Post by onleavedontatme » #149211

>850 dollars of dlc, including special classes and vehicles, 2 years before release
>no longer open world
>terminators have been cut
>currently only marines vs csm, Space Marine multiplayer knockoff
>talk of buying consumables/boosters in a cash shop
>850 fucking dollars of pre-order dlc

Avoid. The game might be fun eventually but it has played out like a massive cash grab from the start. Promised the world, got the money, then the old project lead bailed and the new one was left to start walking back all those promises

I had a longer list of broken promises but it's been like a year since I got a Founders key in a giveaway and I can't remember everything from back then.

Been waiting for the NDA to lift so I could tell people to steer clear of it.
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #149224

Kor wrote:>850 dollars of dlc, including special classes and vehicles, 2 years before release
>no longer open world
>terminators have been cut
>currently only marines vs csm, Space Marine multiplayer knockoff
>talk of buying consumables/boosters in a cash shop
>850 fucking dollars of pre-order dlc

Avoid. The game might be fun eventually but it has played out like a massive cash grab anymore.

I had a longer list of broken promises but it's been like a year since I got a Founders key in a giveaway and I can't remember everything from back then.

Been waiting for the NDA to lift so I could tell people to steer clear of it.
thanks for the warning kor! fuck games workshop for making BAD GAMES and killing off WARHAMMER FANTASY and ruining their model lines with BLOAT. why does every faction need 6 walkers now, each one bigger and more strongerer than the last? And also more expensiver? British people are fucking UGLY AND DUMB, if you're from England EAT A DOO DOO
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Post by Wyzack » #149226

RIP warhammer fantasy, you will be missed. The Old World was one of my favorite fantasy settings and now it is GG no re ded. Age of shitmar is lolnorules and 40k is miserable to play because GW keeps releasing bigger and more powerful models that all the shitter munchkins cant help but buy and here i sit trying to eke out a handfull of wins against my powergamer friends with my humble imperial guardsmen. This hobby is goin down the tubes m80s
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Post by Lumbermancer » #149247

Kor wrote:>no longer open world
I thought it was supposed to be like Planetside? How does it work now?
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Post by onleavedontatme » #149251

Lumbermancer wrote:
Kor wrote:>no longer open world
I thought it was supposed to be like Planetside? How does it work now?
Instanced battles. So basically like every other shooter.
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Post by Lumbermancer » #149265

And not at all like MMO. But it still calls itself MMO.

This really grinds my gear.

Are the battles large at least? 64v64?
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Post by onleavedontatme » #149275

16 vs 16 currently, though they promise bigger eventually.
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Post by M0nsoon » #149292

O-oh my, I didn't realize they weren't even close to ready... It seems my dream of a good 40k game won't come to fruition, but there is always TW:WH to look forward too...
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Post by ColonicAcid » #149297

>he's waiting for a total war game expecting it to be good.

Who's going to break it to him?
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Post by Timbrewolf » #149303

The steam reviews are full of bullshit. Some of their claims about the features of the game are straight up lies.

Then you get shit like this
GREAT GAME, BUY IT NOW, PLAY IT IN 6 MONTHS
...and you realize that, no, that's not sarcasm. This guy is genuinely advocating you slap down all the cash now for a game that you then turn a blind eye to for six months because it's a "great game".
That is currently unplayable, for six months
But is still great

...and this is kinda why I hate all Warhammer fags in the first place. You guys slurp this shit up and rant about how great it is no matter how bad it is. You can't be trusted at all.
No matter how bad something is you'll find a reason to like it just because it has Warhammer on it.

Maybe not you guys, here, specifically, but in the greater body of people as soon as someone tells me they like Warhammer/Rogue Trader/40k/etc. I start apply large grains of salt to everything they ever say on anything ever again.
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Post by ColonicAcid » #149304

Hey no we may slurp shit but we do complain about it. Look @ Matt Ward.
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>implying things weren't already shit before Matt Ward
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Post by onleavedontatme » #149325

There were people on the forums making dumb posts ranging from saying shit like "pay to win is okay because realistically war isnt fair" damage control to complete delusion buying into promises.

I think they are targetting the deep pocketed, die hard tabletop fans here who have not nescesarrily dealt with Early Access before.

That or people just never learn
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Post by Maccus » #149333

>Not open world anymore

That was literally most of the appeal
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Post by M0nsoon » #149336

ColonicAcid wrote:>he's waiting for a total war game expecting it to be good.

Who's going to break it to him?
Jokes on you, I've always enjoyed my time on total war :^)
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Post by Zilenan91 » #149348

Yeah I'd have bought this because it was a 40k planetside. If they go back on all that then fuck this shit.
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Post by Zilenan91 » #149359

wtf they even removed F2P Orks and the game won't even be free anymore after this. What the hell is this dev doing
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Post by Timbrewolf » #149368

God dammit don't remind me of Planetside 2.

The most wasted potential of any game ever made.

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Post by Zilenan91 » #149369

I had a shitton of fun in Planetside 2. Rolled around as a combat medic in an outfit and was the most overpowered class in the whole game.
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Post by Stickymayhem » #149403

An0n3 wrote:God dammit don't remind me of Planetside 2.

The most wasted potential of any game ever made.

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Got what I wanted out of it
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #149408

My ideal warhambo fortykay game is an ork RPG on an ork planet u gotta grow up big and fight monsters and squigs and other irks till you get to be the war boss and invade an imperial planet
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Super Aggro Crag wrote:My ideal warhambo fortykay game is an ork RPG on an ork planet u gotta grow up big and fight monsters and squigs and other irks till you get to be the war boss and invade an imperial planet
That's actually a pretty wicked idea. Could have a class system and everything. Get Bigger as you level up and grow. Do you wanna be a Mek Boy, a Kommando, a Wierdboy(Puffy faggot psykers), good old fashioned shoota boy. NOW YOU CAN.
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #149506

CosmicScientist wrote:You might want to look up the old 40K side games that were discontinued, I think there's one that involves two ork warbands stranded on a planet constantly fighting one another.
its called gorkamorka
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Post by Zilenan91 » #149513

I think there was a pen & paper of that. I can't remember the name of it for the life of me, and Google isn't helping either. You were with a band of other player orks on this shitty desert planet that was about to be burned up by the sun and you had to level up get big, get mean and smash some gits so you could leave the place with your ork followers.

Edit : ^^^^ beat me to it
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Gorkamorka was basically a reskinned Necromunda with vehicles.

It was ridiculously imbalanced but still fun to play.
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Post by Zellion » #149541

Will there ever be a warhammer game that isn't shit? Also Kor are you serious about that 850 dollars worth of pre order dlc for an early access game? holy fuck
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Post by onleavedontatme » #149543

I tried to pull up the DLC store but it is apparently temporarily down while they transition to steam.

Not exaggerating at all though.
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Post by ShadowDimentio » #149547

Kor wrote:I tried to pull up the DLC store but it is apparently temporarily down while they transition to steam.

Not exaggerating at all though.
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Post by Zilenan91 » #149559

Zellion wrote:Will there ever be a warhammer game that isn't shit? Also Kor are you serious about that 850 dollars worth of pre order dlc for an early access game? holy fuck

40k Space Marine was fucking baller. Real great TPS. Dawn of War I was also good, as was Dawn of War II which are both RTS though both are very different as to how they play. I'd say DoW 1 is a bit better though since it's more traditional and I feel a lot more action packed even though it is kinda old by now.
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Post by Timbrewolf » #149611

Seconding for Space Marine being fun.
It's short but sweet.

Vermintide is fun. Gets repetitive and has some latency issues but provides some fun.

The Warhammer MMO had a lot of reskinned WoW stuff going on but was half-decent as far as MMO's go.
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Post by ThanatosRa » #149744

An0n3 wrote:Seconding for Space Marine being fun.
It's short but sweet.

Vermintide is fun. Gets repetitive and has some latency issues but provides some fun.

The Warhammer MMO had a lot of reskinned WoW stuff going on but was half-decent as far as MMO's go.
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Got what I wanted out of it
>spawn in an aircraft, fly to combat zone
>million fucking planes everywhere and dozens of guys with anti-aircraft launchers on the ground
>spawn in a tank, drive to combat zone
>100 friendly vehicles all stacked up on some weird chokepoint shooting at some weird angle at 100 enemy vehicles similarly hiding behind some other weird geometry in a massive clump
>spawn on foot in a squad
>everyone is a bullet sponge, gun one guy down to get gunned down by the guy behind him, who gets gunned down by the guy behind you, ad infinitum

Most fun to be had in the game was just going up in the hills with a friend as a two-man sniper team and harassing the shit out of enemy columns or forts. It was one of the only things that felt like it actually worked.
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Post by ColonicAcid » #149753

M0nsoon wrote:
ColonicAcid wrote:>he's waiting for a total war game expecting it to be good.

Who's going to break it to him?
Jokes on you, I've always enjoyed my time on total war :^)
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Post by capi duffman » #149755

Am I the only one who misses playing imperial guard in dark crusade and DoW retribution?

Seriously, fuck those spess mehreens and their spiritual liege, I want flashlight simulator 2016®, watching as millions of guardsmen get shit done by burying the enemy under thousands of enemies, until the basilisks turn them into fertilizer.

Make a game about Gaunt's ghosts and my money will be happily spent, instead of yet another Sm vs Csm or Sm vs orks.
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Post by ThanatosRa » #149756

capi duffman wrote:Am I the only one who misses playing imperial guard in dark crusade and DoW retribution?

Seriously, fuck those spess mehreens and their spiritual liege, I want flashlight simulator 2016®, watching as millions of guardsmen get shit done by burying the enemy under thousands of enemies, until the basilisks turn them into fertilizer.

Make a game about Gaunt's ghosts and my money will be happily spent, instead of yet another Sm vs Csm or Sm vs orks.
I played it. One of my favourite mods was the old Armageddon Steel Legion mod. And Hell yes. Bring back more Ghosts stuff!
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Post by Zilenan91 » #149772

Honestly there's only one way to play Planetside 2. If you just go in either alone or with friends you're gonna have a terrible time and it's gonna be boring. You need to join one of the guilds, there's dudes in there who will organize like 500 dudes to either go and do small ops and take tons of shit around the maps and just get shit done. I joined one a long time ago that I can't remember the name of and I had a fucking blast. Managed to fully cert out my Combat Medic and even get some cosmetics.
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Post by 1g88a » #149788

Zilenan91 wrote:wtf they even removed F2P Orks and the game won't even be free anymore after this. What the hell is this dev doing
The devs are a Canadian shovelware/indie company that made Naughty Bear and tons of licensed movie/cartoon games.
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Who's going to break it to him?
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Post by Zilenan91 » #149811

They were never in as anything but NPCs for the SMs
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Post by Wyzack » #149846

+1 one for the fighting man of the Imperial Guard. So sick of space marine this, space marine that. Give me a lasgun and some flak armor and let me die in the mud for my emperor
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Wyzack wrote:+1 one for the fighting man of the Imperial Guard. So sick of space marine this, space marine that. Give me a lasgun and some flak armor and let me die in the mud for my emperor
>implying the IG actually equips its troops
>implying they just don't use guardsmen as human munitions dropped on targets from low orbit
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Re: WAAAAAAGH!!!!

Post by ColonicAcid » #149888

thats the pdf
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Re: WAAAAAAGH!!!!

Post by Wyzack » #149891

Playing ig really gives the best stories though, just because they are perpetually the underdog. I have killed a tyranid trygon prime with a lasvolly. I have a squad of Veterans with shotguns charge an avatar of khaine and kill it with knives. I had a demolition squad drop a mother fucking detpack on a squad of Grey knights paladins (terminators with two wounds) back when Grey knights were super try hard and instant killed all but one, who later got stabbed
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Re: WAAAAAAGH!!!!

Post by onleavedontatme » #149897

>I have a squad of Veterans with shotguns charge an avatar of khaine and kill it with knives.

This is pretty much a daily occurence according to Ward anyway
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Re: WAAAAAAGH!!!!

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #149899

dawn of war 2 IG was okay even though dawn of war 2 is worse than 1 because of the catachans and their hilarious voice acting.
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Re: WAAAAAAGH!!!!

Post by ColonicAcid » #149902

only for the ultrasmurfs though.
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Re: WAAAAAAGH!!!!

Post by onleavedontatme » #210114

Since this is being "released" this month, a friendly reminder not to get suckered into buying it.

It's just a clunky lobby shooter/slightly worse space marine multiplayer knockoff, the MMO part has been entirely abandoned.

Glad I didn't pay for it, but I feel bad for the people who bought 500 dollar founder packs.
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Re: WAAAAAAGH!!!!

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #210215

I can't buy videogems anyway
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Re: WAAAAAAGH!!!!

Post by Drynwyn » #210224

I think it's fine. 40 bucks gets you all the gameplay-meaningful content. All I can say is that I bought it and haven't regretted it.
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Re: WAAAAAAGH!!!!

Post by onleavedontatme » #210245

Drynwyn wrote:I think it's fine. 40 bucks gets you all the gameplay-meaningful content. All I can say is that I bought it and haven't regretted it.
"Gameplay meaningful" content still changed from Planetside: 40k to Low Budget Space Marine But No Campaign during the course of development.
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Re: WAAAAAAGH!!!!

Post by Malkevin » #210283

I don't see the point of buying this when I already own Space Marine and could play the exact same multiplayer game, if I wanted.
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