What are you fucks playing?

Talk about video games here
User avatar
ShadowDimentio
 
Joined: Thu May 08, 2014 3:15 am
Byond Username: David273

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby ShadowDimentio » Tue May 24, 2016 1:01 am #179375

Duskers has ensured my mastery of pulling out early, I'm certain to never cause an accidental pregnancy now!

Seriously though fuck green slime. It always grows in power rooms where spacing is impossible and it always fucks my life up.

I really hate how sometimes the game tells you to just go fuck yourself. Had a solid run ruined by the aforementioned slime growing in a very cramped power room on a very difficult ship, an asteroid smashing into the room next door blowing the doors out and somehow two of me borgs getting thrown in the void and vanishing.

Salt was experienced
Spoiler:
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux

"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith

"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
-Malkraz



User avatar
DemonFiren
 
Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:15 pm
Byond Username: DemonFiren

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby DemonFiren » Tue May 24, 2016 4:53 am #179445

And got that stealth.

The fact aside that half my modules are breaking, I am now fully equipped for removal of kebab.
Image
Image
Image
ImageImageImageImageImage

non-lizard things:
Spoiler:
Image

Incomptinence
 
Joined: Fri May 02, 2014 3:01 am
Byond Username: Incomptinence

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Incomptinence » Tue May 24, 2016 5:35 am #179462

The initial start they give you with the non random starting system is probably much stronger than the actual random start.

Like I see so many interfaces but no interface so frustrating some ships have 3+ of the drat things.

User avatar
DemonFiren
 
Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:15 pm
Byond Username: DemonFiren

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby DemonFiren » Tue May 24, 2016 5:39 am #179468

Quite often all interfaces hook up to the same systems.
Image
Image
Image
ImageImageImageImageImage

non-lizard things:
Spoiler:
Image

User avatar
ShadowDimentio
 
Joined: Thu May 08, 2014 3:15 am
Byond Username: David273

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby ShadowDimentio » Tue May 24, 2016 6:17 am #179478

Shill along with me for a choose-your-own starting loadout in this link

http://steamcommunity.com/app/254320/discussions/0/364042262887711518/
Spoiler:
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux

"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith

"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
-Malkraz

User avatar
DemonFiren
 
Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:15 pm
Byond Username: DemonFiren

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby DemonFiren » Tue May 24, 2016 10:38 am #179578

Wait, when did you get out of the shed?
Image
Image
Image
ImageImageImageImageImage

non-lizard things:
Spoiler:
Image

User avatar
DemonFiren
 
Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:15 pm
Byond Username: DemonFiren

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby DemonFiren » Tue May 24, 2016 4:40 pm #179656

Also, the devs are memeing on you.

"The game is playable with any initial loadout."
Image
Image
Image
ImageImageImageImageImage

non-lizard things:
Spoiler:
Image

Incomptinence
 
Joined: Fri May 02, 2014 3:01 am
Byond Username: Incomptinence

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Incomptinence » Tue May 24, 2016 9:20 pm #179760

Well you need motion or stealth I think.

Stealth is more reliable but slower (JUST DON'T DO IT FROM A TINY NARROW ROOM) and motion is imperfect but still amazing.

Lure shouldn't be in the load outs at all its dog shit. OH COUNTING ON YOUR BUDDY LURE TO DO ANYTHING OH HELLO I'M A ROBOT.

User avatar
ShadowDimentio
 
Joined: Thu May 08, 2014 3:15 am
Byond Username: David273

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby ShadowDimentio » Tue May 24, 2016 10:46 pm #179818

Not having motion is hard. Not having motion or stealth is suicide.
Spoiler:
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux

"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith

"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
-Malkraz

User avatar
ShadowDimentio
 
Joined: Thu May 08, 2014 3:15 am
Byond Username: David273

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby ShadowDimentio » Wed May 25, 2016 4:22 am #179948

AT LONG LAST GUNGEON LET ME GET THE LAST BULLET PART AND THE ELEVATOR PARTS TO CHAMBER MAD AND DIDN'T CRASH

[LAUGHS MADLY]
Spoiler:
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux

"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith

"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
-Malkraz

User avatar
Ricotez
 
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:21 pm
Location: The Netherlands
Byond Username: Ricotez

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Ricotez » Wed May 25, 2016 10:30 am #180015

No matter which other games I play I always return to FFXIV to do a dungeon roulette or two, maybe help a few people out with difficult duties, and take another attempt at Sephirot the Fiend on Extreme difficulty.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs

Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them

peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."

DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".

tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person

CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.

Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem

User avatar
DemonFiren
 
Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:15 pm
Byond Username: DemonFiren

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby DemonFiren » Thu May 26, 2016 6:24 pm #180514

Fucked around with Big Pharma a little.

Cancer, AIDS, Alzheimer's...the only thing you can't cure in this game is autism, because you're supposed to keep playing.
Also, charging $8600 for a single syringe and still getting record sales feels good.
Image
Image
Image
ImageImageImageImageImage

non-lizard things:
Spoiler:
Image

User avatar
Ikarrus
 
Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:17 am
Location: Canada
Byond Username: Ikarrus
Github Username: Ikarrus

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Ikarrus » Thu May 26, 2016 7:17 pm #180530

Image
Former Dev/Headmin
Who is this guy?

User avatar
ColonicAcid
 
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:36 pm
Byond Username: ColonicAcid

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby ColonicAcid » Thu May 26, 2016 7:26 pm #180535

shrekeli did nothing wrong!!!
crack is whack but smacks got your back

User avatar
Timbrewolf
Rarely plays
 
Joined: Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:55 am
Byond Username: An0n3

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Timbrewolf » Fri May 27, 2016 2:09 pm #180833

I played through all of Dead Space 3 the other night.
People said it was the worst game in the franchise, it killed the franchise, etc. etc.
So I avoided playing it at all this entire time, despite being a huge fan of DS1 and DS2.

I thought it was pretty fucking great, actually.
That weapon customization is top tier and the weapons you play with are so satisfying to use.
It definitely lost some of the atmosphere of 1/2 but modern horror games are just like that. You can't make a scary, creepy game like that anymore because it's all been done to death. So I don't fault it for not trying, and instead it just gives you a ton of PLOT (and a lot of the questions it answers the franchise definitely needed) plus cool-as-fuck setpieces.

I also finally just got Revengeance. Yeah, it's like I'm reliving 2012/2013 lately in gaming between this, DS3, and Lost Planet 2. It finally was on sale just now ($8 on steam, all this weekend actually). I see why everyone fucking raves about the game and it's soundtrack. I can already tell it's a really short game but what is there is fucking great. I love jumping into a group of trash mobs, activating zandatsu, and slashing each guy once for the core then grabbing all of them. It feels better than just turning everyone into puree.
Shed Wolf Numero Uno

NSFW:
Image

User avatar
Takeguru
 
Joined: Wed May 07, 2014 5:20 pm
Byond Username: TakeGuru

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Takeguru » Fri May 27, 2016 3:21 pm #180850

My only advice is to make sure you get counters down

You will get reamed by the bosses if you never learn

I had the pleasure of watching my friend get the saltiest I've ever seen him after he lost for the 7th time in a row
Image

User avatar
ColonicAcid
 
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:36 pm
Byond Username: ColonicAcid

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby ColonicAcid » Fri May 27, 2016 9:12 pm #180948

DS3 was an okay game.

Nothing spectacular but nothing bad either. It's just does not have the similar vibe that DS1 and DS2 had. It's not very scary, and there's not much suspense. The story was kinda wishy washy but I thought it was a cool concept. The action and gunplay felt good though.
crack is whack but smacks got your back

User avatar
DemonFiren
 
Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:15 pm
Byond Username: DemonFiren

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby DemonFiren » Fri May 27, 2016 9:22 pm #180950

Done with Big Pharma.
After making the above-mentioned cure-all at (mostly) 100% efficiency and turning a profit margin of >90% there just isn't much left to do.
And it barely lasted three days.
Image
Image
Image
ImageImageImageImageImage

non-lizard things:
Spoiler:
Image

User avatar
Reyouka
 
Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 3:40 pm
Byond Username: Reyouka

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Reyouka » Sat May 28, 2016 2:05 am #181030

Takeguru wrote:My only advice is to make sure you get counters down

You will get reamed by the bosses if you never learn

I had the pleasure of watching my friend get the saltiest I've ever seen him after he lost for the 7th time in a row



Fucking last boss in the Sam DLC man.

EDIT - Also, Anon, there's certain side missions in Dead Space 3 you can ONLY do co-op. The entire game can be run co-op, and it adjusts itself accordingly. I love me some DS3 co-op, so yell at me on steam if you ever want to try it.
ImageImage

User avatar
One Seven One
 
Joined: Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:43 am
Byond Username: OneSevenOne

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby One Seven One » Sat May 28, 2016 6:14 am #181144

I've been trying my hand at this game.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/254320

Spoiler:


It's a loot and scavenge rouge-like.
You play as what might be the only human left in the entire universe.
How did this happen? You don't know.
What caused it? You Don't know.
What's trying to kill me? You don't know.

The only story you can put together is from uncorrupted logs on the ships you loot.

So far I've just been playing it overly safe and having my equipment's durability run in to the ground. So my run is looking like it's going to have to be reset before long.

User avatar
Okand37
In-Game Game Master
 
Joined: Sat Feb 20, 2016 5:37 pm
Byond Username: Okand37

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Okand37 » Sat May 28, 2016 6:20 am #181146

I've been playing a lot of DOOM after exhausting myself on dark souls 3 a bit, however another fun little steam game I've been waiting to update is roguelands.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/364420/

An absolutely amazing co-op rogue-like game with plenty of difficulty, tears, and fun. Although last I played it it was lacking an ingame chat system, it was being updated weekly. If you're ever played magicite, this is its predecessor and it is by far superior.

There wasn't much developed last I played, but there is quite a few fun things you can do. Plenty a variety of planets, enemies and bosses to fight.
Are you being the neighbour Mr. Rogers would've wanted you to be?

User avatar
Timbrewolf
Rarely plays
 
Joined: Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:55 am
Byond Username: An0n3

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Timbrewolf » Sat May 28, 2016 7:04 am #181155

Takeguru wrote:My only advice is to make sure you get counters down

You will get reamed by the bosses if you never learn

I had the pleasure of watching my friend get the saltiest I've ever seen him after he lost for the 7th time in a row


I love character action games. This game seems REALLLLLLLLLLY easy compared to some other stuff I've played. It's harder than bullshit games like God of War (seriously how does anyone ever have trouble beating those I don't understand it) but still easier than most of what I've played.

I've died because of random environmental hazards (the bridge that falls apart, the clocktower in the beginning) but not because of combat. The counter is really spammable and it's so easy to just tear someone apart for a full-heal. The most annoying thing I've found in the game so far was that the tutorial never teaches you how to lock on to enemies, I had to play through the beginning of the game just guessing and trying to spin the camera around a lot before I just looked up the controls for the game and noticed that, yeah there's a lock on button.

Reyouka wrote:EDIT - Also, Anon, there's certain side missions in Dead Space 3 you can ONLY do co-op. The entire game can be run co-op, and it adjusts itself accordingly. I love me some DS3 co-op, so yell at me on steam if you ever want to try it.


I'm unable to play the multiplayer for reasons *wink wink*. I would be up for trying it if that weren't the case. I noticed a few times doors that were locked off to me but said I could've gone in there if I had friends.
Shed Wolf Numero Uno

NSFW:
Image

User avatar
Malkevin
Confined to the shed
 
Joined: Thu May 01, 2014 4:33 pm
Byond Username: Malkevin

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Malkevin » Sat May 28, 2016 10:48 pm #181406

Been playing Battlezone 98 Redux.

Holy shit this game can be a hard bastard at times, I don't know if its typical "old games were made in an era when games were hard challenges" or if it running on modern systems somehow makes the AI a lot more intelligent than the game was balanced around.
This space intentionally left blank.

User avatar
Malkevin
Confined to the shed
 
Joined: Thu May 01, 2014 4:33 pm
Byond Username: Malkevin

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Malkevin » Tue May 31, 2016 8:00 pm #182496

Tried playing Vermintide again.

Now I remember why I stopped playing, because the hosting system is complete and utter gash.
Peer-to-Peer only, no dedicated servers - you got to the final boss wave and host gets fucked and rage quits? Well congrats on wasting 20 minutes of your life, because the game resets and you get nothing.

Seriously, the complete lack of any attempt of transferring the host to one of the remaining players is completely and utterly unforgivable.
This space intentionally left blank.

User avatar
Wyzack
 
Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:32 pm
Byond Username: Wyzack

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Wyzack » Wed Jun 01, 2016 7:28 pm #182882

My favorite mod for mount and blade just got an update after 2 years. Warsword conquest makes the whole thing warhammer fantasy themed and it is really fucking fun

New version is full of bugs and shit but a lot of the sprites are fucking awesome. I can finally live my dream of purging vamp scum/orc scum/chaos scum using a mile long line of dudes with rifles and gigantic moustaches. They also added a ton of the secondary human factions that do not have tabletop models like Kislev, Araby and Nippon
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!

Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.

EngamerAzari's real number one fangirl <3
certified good poster

User avatar
420weedscopes
 
Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2015 6:52 pm
Location: Bransford, UK
Byond Username: 420weedscopes

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby 420weedscopes » Thu Jun 02, 2016 12:18 pm #183128

the talos principle
Check out Phoenix Bucket!

TheWiznard wrote:jmad you read a book out loud to no one for two hours

original fanart by TheWiznard http://i.imgur.com/TTd3AFt.jpg
MORE http://i.imgur.com/335AGAS.jpg
Image

User avatar
DemonFiren
 
Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:15 pm
Byond Username: DemonFiren

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby DemonFiren » Thu Jun 02, 2016 1:18 pm #183139

Remember to flip of Satan and save the kitty.
Image
Image
Image
ImageImageImageImageImage

non-lizard things:
Spoiler:
Image

User avatar
Timbrewolf
Rarely plays
 
Joined: Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:55 am
Byond Username: An0n3

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Timbrewolf » Fri Jun 03, 2016 9:49 am #183455

I got Ninja Tits Adventures (Senran Kagura) without really knowing anything about it, just that /v/ always fucking talks about it and rumors that it's actually a decent game underneath all the weeb.

Well, I can say that everything about the game was understated.
Yes it's fairly decent hack and slash gameplay. There's no platforming or exploring to it, just jumping into rooms filled with enemies and maybe a boss character and trying to combo the shit out of everything (only two buttons, but you have some special moves and different forms to break it up).

But also it's probably the weeb-iest game I've ever played. It's so shameless I can't help but laugh my ass off at every ridiculous thing that's happening.

I started the game by beating the shit out of my childhood friend so badly her clothes got ripped off, but she did some kind of transformation and turned into an SS officer and started beating me with her bo staff so hard MY clothes started to rip off, so I transformed into some kind of Samurai and beat her ass so badly her tits popped out.

Then I got back to our ninja school and gave this shop keeper 100 yen to play the "lingerie lottery"
I won a sanitary pad I can wear like a bikini bottom.

Like, one of these:

Image

That my character can just affix to her vagina like a sticker and then happily go about her business.

I don't even.
I can't.

IN LEGITIMATE GAMING NEWS I also picked up Brigador, which is out of Early Access now. I'm a big fan of the old Strike series of games (Desert Strike, Jungle Strike, Urban Strike, Nuclear Strike, and to a lesser extent Future Cop LAPD) and this feels right at home with those games. Stomping around in a mech top down arcade style blowing all kinds of shit up while some REALLY SWEET SYNTHWAVE SHIT plays. Seriously, worth the $20 for the soundtrack alone.

https://soundcloud.com/makeupandvanitys ... igador-ost

Image

Check it.
Shed Wolf Numero Uno

NSFW:
Image

Incomptinence
 
Joined: Fri May 02, 2014 3:01 am
Byond Username: Incomptinence

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Incomptinence » Fri Jun 03, 2016 10:50 am #183469

Been playing a bit of starward rogue to commemorate the maybe not long for this world arcen games.

Sort of weird roguelite bullet hell hybrid plays pretty well and is sort of fun but coming out at roughly the same time as the more visually appealing and artistically tight enter the gungeon I see how it got slaughtered.

More fun than nuclear throne though, I guess having a non binary health upgrade system and other progression things helps me feel like I'm actually improving past the weak mook I was on level 1 rather than praying for level up options that do anything meaningful at all. Oh and like other arcen games I tried there are actual difficulty settings in case I eventually find it too easy.

User avatar
1g88a
 
Joined: Mon Oct 26, 2015 6:19 pm
Byond Username: Ig88A

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby 1g88a » Sat Jun 04, 2016 4:17 am #183653

An0n3 wrote:IN LEGITIMATE GAMING NEWS I also picked up Brigador, which is out of Early Access now. I'm a big fan of the old Strike series of games (Desert Strike, Jungle Strike, Urban Strike, Nuclear Strike, and to a lesser extent Future Cop LAPD) and this feels right at home with those games. Stomping around in a mech top down arcade style blowing all kinds of shit up while some REALLY SWEET SYNTHWAVE SHIT plays. Seriously, worth the $20 for the soundtrack alone.

https://soundcloud.com/makeupandvanitys ... igador-ost

Image

Check it.

I'd been following the development of this one for a while and its good. I happened to come across your stream on youtube while looking for reviews (one first impressions vid was just fifteen minutes of a guy dying in the second tutorial over and over). There's a lot of variety between the different combinations of vehicle, weapons, and specials. The three factions (for whatever reason the Loyalists don't show up in freelance atm, but the spacers and corvids are there) provide different challenges to fight against.

I especially like the Mongoose powersuit+ Carlos recoilless rifle/Donkey implosion device and optic camo.
DEAD: ADMIN(Hornygranny) says, "you play in my universe, normie"

User avatar
Alipheese
 
Joined: Sun May 01, 2016 12:56 pm
Byond Username: Daturix
Github Username: Daturix

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Alipheese » Sat Jun 04, 2016 4:34 am #183658

Wyzack wrote:Warsword

Oh boy, I bet you go to /mbg/ don't you?
Tell me how good or bad of an Admin I was!

Screenshots.
Spoiler:
Image

Image

Image

Image

Image

Image

Quotes.
Spoiler:
PKPenguin321 wrote:holy shit that engineering setup
that man deserves a medal


Anonmare wrote:Gee Engie, why does your mom let you have TWO singulos?


The Legend of Scrubs, MD
You are a traitor!
Your current objectives:
Objective #1: They mocked you in life, a lesser janiborg they said. Now they shall know terror.
Objective #2: Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.

Cuboos wrote:> That god damn engineer who let the singularity loose was a traitor and the only reasonable person on that whole entire station.

User avatar
ShadowDimentio
 
Joined: Thu May 08, 2014 3:15 am
Byond Username: David273

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby ShadowDimentio » Sat Jun 04, 2016 5:45 am #183673

I finally beat a past in Gungeon. The true battle was getting a run good enough to beat the Dragun and not have the game crash when entering the forge or the past.

Ironically I won on the worst character, the Convict. Now I never have to play them again! AHAHAHAHAHA!
Spoiler:
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux

"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith

"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
-Malkraz

User avatar
Timbrewolf
Rarely plays
 
Joined: Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:55 am
Byond Username: An0n3

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Timbrewolf » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:00 am #183687

I don't like to just bang the OLD GAMES WERE HARDER drum but Brigador really nails that element of what I liked about the Strike games. They're really, really fucking hard. You have to think tactically about how you approach everything in those games as well as manage your resources and it shows in Brigador.

Thankfully they omitted the whole "need to keep finding barrels of fuel" shit that plagued Strike games but otherwise it's a bullseye hit on a sub-genre of action game that hasn't had a sequel in a long time.
Shed Wolf Numero Uno

NSFW:
Image

User avatar
Wyzack
 
Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:32 pm
Byond Username: Wyzack

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Wyzack » Sat Jun 04, 2016 1:16 pm #183736

Alipheese wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Warsword

Oh boy, I bet you go to /mbg/ don't you?

Actually no, I only vg for dorf fort general, and also stardew valley general back when I still played. Do they talk about war sword? I will check it out
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!

Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.

EngamerAzari's real number one fangirl <3
certified good poster

User avatar
ColonicAcid
 
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:36 pm
Byond Username: ColonicAcid

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby ColonicAcid » Sat Jun 04, 2016 1:54 pm #183749

daily reminder i am still the undisputed dueling king in warband

ill beat anyones ass come @ me
crack is whack but smacks got your back

User avatar
Timbrewolf
Rarely plays
 
Joined: Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:55 am
Byond Username: An0n3

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Timbrewolf » Sat Jun 04, 2016 2:39 pm #183767

ColonicAcid wrote:daily reminder i am still the undisputed dueling king in warband

ill beat anyones ass come @ me



>not playing the cleaned-up-for-multiplayer version
>not slaughtering peasants so you can buy fancier swords with enameled shit on them
>not riding down shitters on your trusty steed
>not getting of gudde

It's a shame War of the Roses is probably dead as fuck now.
Shed Wolf Numero Uno

NSFW:
Image

User avatar
ColonicAcid
 
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:36 pm
Byond Username: ColonicAcid

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby ColonicAcid » Sat Jun 04, 2016 6:30 pm #183801

war of the roses was not even close to warband in terms of gameplay not even close get out of here heretic

it was a garbage game and it's combat system involved far more tincanning and your weapons having no real oomph to them. if I wanted a first person medieval game i would go play chivalry
crack is whack but smacks got your back

User avatar
Timbrewolf
Rarely plays
 
Joined: Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:55 am
Byond Username: An0n3

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Timbrewolf » Sun Jun 05, 2016 10:23 am #183964

I'm going to oomph this dagger into your fucking visor you whoreson.
The game had awesome hit location accuracy and variable armor.

>if I wanted a first person-

Dude it's third-person do you even play
Shed Wolf Numero Uno

NSFW:
Image

Incomptinence
 
Joined: Fri May 02, 2014 3:01 am
Byond Username: Incomptinence

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Incomptinence » Mon Jun 06, 2016 5:06 am #184157

Finally caved in and got gungeon.

Solid and charming so far.

User avatar
ColonicAcid
 
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:36 pm
Byond Username: ColonicAcid

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby ColonicAcid » Mon Jun 06, 2016 1:33 pm #184226

then if i want to play a third person medieval fuck fest i would go play warband.

why would i regress to war of the roses. irregardless though the only thing it did better was the hit detection which was offset by the fact that everything else was utter garbo.
crack is whack but smacks got your back

User avatar
Malkevin
Confined to the shed
 
Joined: Thu May 01, 2014 4:33 pm
Byond Username: Malkevin

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Malkevin » Mon Jun 06, 2016 8:07 pm #184317

Any competitive game which is a "I have better equipment than you because I've sunk more of my life/income into this game than you" (WotR/MMOs/Battlefield) is vastly inferior to a competitive game of the "I have better equipment because I've been blazing balls this round" (Warband/Counterstrike) sort.

Which itself is vastly inferior to the "Here's a toolbox of murder weapons. Have fun running around the map to get them before the other cunt gets them." (Q3/UT)
See TF2 at launch compared to the bloated PoS that it is today.
This space intentionally left blank.

User avatar
Timbrewolf
Rarely plays
 
Joined: Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:55 am
Byond Username: An0n3

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Timbrewolf » Tue Jun 07, 2016 8:49 am #184487

House of the Dying Sun looks like it was purposely made for me and I keep closing and re-opening Steam in hopes that it'll finally appear in Early Access and let me purchase it.

I've seen trailers for this before and I'm excited that it's finally becoming available to play.

Fuck I need this in my body.

Shed Wolf Numero Uno

NSFW:
Image

User avatar
Ricotez
 
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:21 pm
Location: The Netherlands
Byond Username: Ricotez

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Ricotez » Tue Jun 07, 2016 11:26 am #184518

Patch 3.3 hit Final Fantasy XIV, and with it came a 50% increase in land for housing. Housing plots are limited in their availability due to physical server limitations, and therefore at an incredible premium on the more populated servers. Players almost crashed the lobby server trying to log in as soon as the world servers came back online.

Somehow I got in at the tip of the wave, and was one of the first players to buy one of the new plots on the Gilgamesh server (which is the second highest pop server). I got the one I wanted too, right at the beach front. 10 steps out my door and I'm on the beach.

All new plots on Gilgamesh were gone within 15 minutes and the beach front ones within 3, so I probably used up all my luck for the next several weeks.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs

Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them

peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."

DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".

tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person

CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.

Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem

User avatar
IrishWristWatch0
 
Joined: Wed Jul 02, 2014 1:25 pm
Location: Vitals only.
Byond Username: IrishWristWatch0

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby IrishWristWatch0 » Tue Jun 07, 2016 12:19 pm #184526

An0n3 wrote:House of the Dying Sun looks like it was purposely made for me and I keep closing and re-opening Steam in hopes that it'll finally appear in Early Access and let me purchase it.

I've seen trailers for this before and I'm excited that it's finally becoming available to play.

Fuck I need this in my body.



Fuck that looks like my new favorite game.
╔═══════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════════╗

<Shaps> I still firmly believe a drunk kor is more responsible than a sober irish

Zoey Webb(Firecage): Irish. You can break any coherent discussion by mentioning 2 words

420weedscopes: I once proposed to a girl with my dick in her ass

Lzimann's best friend.

° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  ° ○ • .  .:  ★  ¸ .¸ ☆ ☾ °


╚═══════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════════╝

User avatar
Timbrewolf
Rarely plays
 
Joined: Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:55 am
Byond Username: An0n3

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Timbrewolf » Tue Jun 07, 2016 12:24 pm #184528

Ricotez wrote:Patch 3.3 hit Final Fantasy XIV, and with it came a 50% increase in land for housing. Housing plots are limited in their availability due to physical server limitations, and therefore at an incredible premium on the more populated servers. Players almost crashed the lobby server trying to log in as soon as the world servers came back online.

Somehow I got in at the tip of the wave, and was one of the first players to buy one of the new plots on the Gilgamesh server (which is the second highest pop server). I got the one I wanted too, right at the beach front. 10 steps out my door and I'm on the beach.

All new plots on Gilgamesh were gone within 15 minutes and the beach front ones within 3, so I probably used up all my luck for the next several weeks.


I have the CE for the initial XIV around here somewhere.
I played for a bit after the whole ARR do-over.

Honestly, I had more fun at launch because I was in the Penny Arcade linkshell (or whatever they call them in XIV) and sat around as a lalafell sewing shoes in a sweatshop so our guild could have good clothes. I was one of our premiere crafters for a bit, until everyone's appetite for the game waned a bit and real life happened.

I would play it again because it's gorgeous and has some fun mechanics, but I don't know anyone who plays anymore and finding a good guild is always really awkward.

IrishWristWatch0 wrote:Fuck that looks like my new favorite game.


Right? It was known as "Enemy Starfighter" up until recently. Comes out into Early Access at 1pm today. My boner is ready. I'll probably end up streaming it tonight for my Tuesday show if you don't immediately purchase it yourself and want to see what it's like.
Shed Wolf Numero Uno

NSFW:
Image

User avatar
Ricotez
 
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:21 pm
Location: The Netherlands
Byond Username: Ricotez

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Ricotez » Tue Jun 07, 2016 12:35 pm #184530

Hit me up if you ever start playing again, I'm M'shal Gauh on Gilgamesh. If you're also looking for a guild at that point I'm in a pretty good one for casual play, big and active without being super focused on anything, and most importantly it's almost drama free.

Keep in mind that to access most of the features of the expansion, you first have to finish the main story line up to that point. Which includes the parts that were added in all the patches between 2.0 and 3.0, which is a ton of quests, and several dungeons and boss battles. The story and content gets a LOT better in that part though. It ends on a massive bombshell with a cutscene that is an hour long (the game even warns you about that before you start it).

You can level past 50 as soon as you activate the code on your account, but most of the 3.X-exclusive stuff is locked behind that big chilly gate to Ishgard, and you won't pass through it until you reach that point in the story.

EDIT: Also, since you say you were a crafter, at level 55 you can unlock 3 crafter soulstones (similar to job soulstones) that you can assign to any of your crafting classes. With a crafter soulstone you can craft special gear that people without it can't, but you can only specialize that way in 3 of your crafting classes so you'll have to choose.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs

Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them

peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."

DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".

tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person

CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.

Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem

User avatar
Timbrewolf
Rarely plays
 
Joined: Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:55 am
Byond Username: An0n3

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Timbrewolf » Tue Jun 07, 2016 12:42 pm #184531

If I ever wander back I'll let you know
Shed Wolf Numero Uno

NSFW:
Image

User avatar
IrishWristWatch0
 
Joined: Wed Jul 02, 2014 1:25 pm
Location: Vitals only.
Byond Username: IrishWristWatch0

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby IrishWristWatch0 » Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:12 pm #184532

I've always got an itch for space combat games. Shame literally nobodies computer can run Star Citizen and Elite Dangerous is too boring. I'll probably get HoTDS just to hold me over until no man's sky comes out.
╔═══════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════════╗

<Shaps> I still firmly believe a drunk kor is more responsible than a sober irish

Zoey Webb(Firecage): Irish. You can break any coherent discussion by mentioning 2 words

420weedscopes: I once proposed to a girl with my dick in her ass

Lzimann's best friend.

° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  ° ○ • .  .:  ★  ¸ .¸ ☆ ☾ °


╚═══════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════════╝

User avatar
Timbrewolf
Rarely plays
 
Joined: Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:55 am
Byond Username: An0n3

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Timbrewolf » Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:22 pm #184533

I got Star Citizen running just fine but all there was to really do was roll around on the floor in the starport and crawl after people like some kind of sexual predator.
Shed Wolf Numero Uno

NSFW:
Image

User avatar
Ricotez
 
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:21 pm
Location: The Netherlands
Byond Username: Ricotez

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Ricotez » Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:25 pm #184534

An0n3 wrote:I got Star Citizen running just fine but all there was to really do was roll around on the floor in the starport and crawl after people like some kind of sexual predator.


Stalk Citizen
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs

Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them

peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."

DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".

tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person

CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.

Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem

PreviousNext

Return to Video Games

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users