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Post by Timbrewolf » #186570

Bottom post of the previous page:

Ghost Recon Wildlands looks good. Like a four player co-op MGSV.
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Post by Malkevin » #186573

Supposedly its been leaked that TES-VI will be in Valenwood.

Time to fuck up some elfs I guess.
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Post by Timbrewolf » #186574

Source? People have been "leaking" shit about TES6 for ages.
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Post by Drynwyn » #186579

Valenwood would be a cool place for a TES game, the elves live in giant moving trees which are p cool. Could open up a lot of options for adding some verticality to the game. I've heard rumors of it being in Valenwood for a long time, though, as well as rumors that it's in Elseweyr.

Personally I hope it takes place in Akavir, since the hero of Morrowind went there after the events of that game, according to the canon.
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Post by Ricotez » #186610

I heard a rumour that the next TES game takes place on Tamriel's moon.
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it's really easy to start rumours
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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Post by Malkevin » #186611

Didn't one of the oblivion DLCs have you on a mission that warps you to one of the moons?
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Post by Timbrewolf » #186614

>those fuckers who saw the Nirnroot in Fallout 4 and believe it's hard proof that Fallout and TES take place in the same universe
>not just accepting it as a funny joke or dumb reference
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Post by Malkevin » #186616

I wonder if autism really is on the rise or people are just too fucking stupid.
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Post by XSI » #186619

Why not both?
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Post by Timbrewolf » #186646

SONY GAVE US A LAST GUARDIAN RELEASE DATE

SHOULD YOU BELIEVE THEM? NO OR NO?
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Post by Drynwyn » #186652

An0n3 wrote:SONY GAVE US A LAST GUARDIAN RELEASE DATE

SHOULD YOU BELIEVE THEM? NO OR NO?
trick question, the answer is "IT'S E3, FUCKER, BELIEVE NOTHING."
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Post by Timbrewolf » #186653

KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Post by THE MIGHTY GALVATRON » #186658

New God of War featuring old man Kratos seems kinda cool, but I know that gameplay is going to be SQUARE SQUARE SQUARE with a touch of QTE's.
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Post by Timbrewolf » #186659

New David Cage game(?) looks good. If it's not him, it's in his style. Looks interesting.
The trailer didn't give a name but I think it's the Detroit game they talked about before.

Resident Evil VII trailer looked genuinely fucking terrifying. Capcom saw everyone talking about PT, saw Konami fuck everything up, and decided "We can do that."

Horizons looks really interesting too.

Damn Sony just went ham on showing really interesting and good looking games. They fucking did it again.

Don't really care for 1,000,000 VR EDITION ports of other properties but I didn't plan on buying Sony VR anyway.
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Post by oranges » #186662

edit this was about Ghost recon, I somehow missed page2

Yeah quietly excited about that shit, looks good from what we have seen. But we all know how different games can be at e3.

Also notch has been bringing the bants lately.
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Post by Timbrewolf » #186663

>you will never hang out with Notch at his huge mansion just talking shit about eachother while playing vidya
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Post by THE MIGHTY GALVATRON » #186667

Damn Beverly Hills, so close yet so far away.

I don't know why the new Call of Duty has me excited, must be all the IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE parts of it getting to me.
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Re: Electronic 3 Group Chat

Post by ShadowDimentio » #186671

Notch is quickly turning into the internet incarnate

One part videogames, one part shitposting, one part deadly insults.
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Post by Timbrewolf » #186672

His opener is 100% fire. He takes Gawker in one hand, Polygon in the other, and smashes their heads together like Conan the fucking Barbarian. It's pure savagery. He's a goddamn animal.
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Re: Electronic 3 Group Chat

Post by ShadowDimentio » #186674

Well they're both rotten to the core, so you could easily smash them together like rotten tomatoes.
Spoiler:
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux

"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith

"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
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Post by Zilenan91 » #186686

Notch has done some scummy stuff but I wouldn't say he's that bad.
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Just replace both their arms with chainsaws.

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Re: Electronic 3 Group Chat

Post by ShadowDimentio » #186693

I was talking about Gawker and Kotaku
Spoiler:
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux

"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith

"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
-Malkraz
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Post by Timbrewolf » #186726

Thanks /v/
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Post by Ricotez » #186740

I really enjoyed the "show, don't tell" approach Sony took this year, especially after Ubisoft just went on and on and on. Hideo Kojima with Dead "what did i just watch" Stranding was the cherry on top.

Overall, so far this E3 is... Well, not spectacular but not really bad either? Nothing that really blows my mind but at least nothing extremely embarrassing, except for maybe EA Games with their celebrities. Ubisoft kept most of their usual cringe limited to Trials Of The Blood Dragon and at least there it fits with the over-the-top theme of Blood Dragon.

I cannot wait for Nintendo to not shed any light on the NX again, and for Square Enix to show another gameplay trailer of a boss battle in FFXV played by someone who has the hand-eye coordination of a cold taco.

EDIT: Should've written XV, not XIV.
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MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Post by Drynwyn » #186769

Ricotez wrote:I really enjoyed the "show, don't tell" approach Sony took this year, especially after Ubisoft just went on and on and on. Hideo Kojima with Dead "what did i just watch" Stranding was the cherry on top.

Overall, so far this E3 is... Well, not spectacular but not really bad either? Nothing that really blows my mind but at least nothing extremely embarrassing, except for maybe EA Games with their celebrities. Ubisoft kept most of their usual cringe limited to Trials Of The Blood Dragon and at least there it fits with the over-the-top theme of Blood Dragon.

I cannot wait for Nintendo to not shed any light on the NX again, and for Square Enix to show another gameplay trailer of a boss battle in FFXIV played by someone who has the hand-eye coordination of a cold taco.
...Do cold tacos have noticeably less hand-eye coordination than hot tacos?
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #186771

Not as flexible.
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Post by Ricotez » #186800

god damn that new zelda game looks awesome
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Post by Wyzack » #186801

Yeah, friggin spears, wildnerness survival and plate armour? I hope it can live up to the hype
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Post by DemonFiren » #186805

I just hope it will have lizards.
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Post by Timbrewolf » #187184

Speaking of fat lizard asses this fucking Ever Oasis game looks good
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but also holy shit DAT ASS
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Post by ShadowDimentio » #187185

>Getting hype over E3

[laughtrack]
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-Not-Dorsidarf

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Post by DemonFiren » #187196

Yeah, /scaly/'s been all over that one.

I don't wanna have to buy nintendos, though.
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Zilenan91 wrote:fuck trenchfoot I don't care about that. But why didn't they just do a WWII game if they want people to run around with automatics
Because WWI is rarely touched in vidya gaems by mainstream developers so they can easily reskin BF4 and pretend they're making something unique because a couple of aspects here and there vaguely look like WWI. That's my guess anyway.
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Post by Drynwyn » #188287

Is anyone else Get Hype for Dishonored 2? The bit of gameplay we saw looks super promising.
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Post by Ricotez » #188308

I haven't played the first one enough to get hyped about the second one but many people swear by it so I don't think it will be bad.

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Post by Malkevin » #188313

Has anything been shown of star citizen?
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Drynwyn wrote:Is anyone else Get Hype for Dishonored 2? The bit of gameplay we saw looks super promising.
I'm enthusiastic. I'm playing through the first game again no alerts/kills. I really hope they don't mess up and make the game's ending completely different based on some goofball morality system again.

The game is at its best when you're killing everything. The combat is very finely tuned and you have a lot of really cool things you can do and combinations of things to try out. Stop time when someone shoots a gun at you, possess them, walk them in front of their own bullet, and then release them. Teleport all over the fucking place slashing the shit out of everyone. Etc. etc.

That the game then turns around and says "Shame on you! Here's all the worst endings and dialog because you're a horrible murderer boo hoo hoo!" is the worst fucking story choice ever. It's like one guy made a great game and then someone else got jealous and decided to try to make you not want to play it.

...and the stealth sucks. The movement through the environments is great but the stealth sucks. The distance people will see you at is kinda wonky. You can hide in shadows but only from a distance away. That distance is also wonky. You are often times just repeating sections over and over until you know where everyone is, then running a perfect line through it than sneaking around...because your ability to see people through walls is super limited and people spot you so fast it's easier to just sprint through the level blinking all over the place and getting caught over and over until you find the right route than it is to actually try to be sneaky. The environments are full of really open and expansive sections that are fun to teleport all over the place and climb all over no sweat. Then there is a blind bottleneck that you just have to quicksave and try to walk through and see if you were unlucky and some dude was standing around the corner staring at the doorway, too far for you to see him with darkvision but close enough for him to spot you. GG.

So I'm excited for Dishonored 2 but it has a bit of work cut out for itself if it wants to try to be perfect. It needs to stop trying to shame the player for using the combat system or make the stealth systems work in a way that is as fluid as the combat.
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Post by Malkevin » #188319

What if the Bad Ending was actually the canon ending?
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Post by Timbrewolf » #188338

It's not tho.

In the end Corvo used none of his amazing murder powers and instead peacefully stuffed everyone away into punishmets that were hellish and terrible but because nobody died everything is okay and everyone respects eachother's pronouns.

The moralfaggotry in Dishonored is probably the worst of any game I've ever played, if you stop and think about it.

1) It's wrong to kill people who murdered the love of your life, mother of your daughter, and framed you for it (nearly getting away with it). It's also wrong to
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murder the people who break you out and use you to ruin the aforementioned group of people, then try to discard you and murder everyone who helped them get thus far.
This is bullshit. I don't think it's possible to wave a finger at someone in that situation and say "but killing is wrong!". It's a quest for vengeance, but all that vengeance is justified. These people are murderers and political saboteurs. They're the worst of the worst.

2) There's no such thing as a fate worse than death. At least according to Dishonored. Shipping a woman away to live in captivity with a man who loves her (but it's implied she doesn't like him at all) is basically a lifetime rape sentence. You do that to someone and it's considered a plus. It's the "good end". Spending the rest of your life getting sexually assaulted by your kidnapper vs. relatively painless death. Cutting two dudes tongue's out and then shipping them off to work themselves to death as slaves in some mines. That is better than just being murdered? Like...what the fuck? How is this any less vengeful than just killing people? This isn't really justice either, you're still not sending anyone off to a proper trial and exposure in front of their peers/society. It's just weird alternative torture instead of a quick death...yet it makes all the difference between your daughter calling you Daddy or thinking you're some kind of ninja sociopath.
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Post by Timbrewolf » #188339

Dishonered overall just feels like some designers sat down and came up with some really solid ideas. "Let's combine Thief and Assassins Creed!." "Let's add magic stuff so you can have cool moves!" "Whalepunk!" "First person sword fights!"

And it was good. But then they needed some more plot and a story and they connected with some really grimy self-important writer who didn't care about the gameplay at all, saw the game, turned their nose up at gamers and spun up this whole story about how killing is always wrong and makes you the bad guy and the world is worse for it no matter what blah blah blah.

It's really plain and simple, to sum it all up:

Don't make a game about stabbing people, where the stabbing people part is really good and satisfying and obviously has a lot of care put into it...don't make a game like that and then turn around and make the story of that game "DONT KILL PEOPLE VIOLENCE IS BAD."
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Post by K-64 » #188343

What about stabbing people just a little bit? Is it okay if you give them severe organ ruptures, so long as they don't succumb instantly from it? Like is it okay to murderise them if you don't actually see them die?
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Post by Timbrewolf » #188345

Actually there are parts in the game where you get blamed for killing people if you don't get involved and save everyone. Like doing nothing somehow counts as you murdering people. Some people say it's a glitch but there's no proof that it's not working as intended.

Also if you get spotted your alternatives are really only:
A) Kill the guy
B) Run away like a pussy

The only weapon you have that can knock someone out once the fight has begun is your sleep darts for your crossbow, and they don't work on people who have been alerted to you unless you spend a bunch of money to upgrade them. Even if you do, you can only carry around 10 at most.

MGSV and Deus Ex both encourage you to beat them without killing people. Neither really penalize your gameplay or give you bad endings if you don't. Both games have fun alternatives to murdering people in combat: MGSV has all kinds of CQC techniques and stun weapons. Deus EX has non-lethal takedowns and a bunch of stun weapons as well.

Dishonored doesn't. If you aren't sneaking up on someone from behind and choking them or darting them unseen with one of your very-limited tranq darts...you don't play the game. If you get spotted, you prettymuch have to run away from everything because otherwise you're a horrible person for fighting.

EDIT: I forgot probably the greatest example of how fucking backwards this whole morality thing is

There's a part of the game where, if you're going for the "no kills" playthrough, you have to trigger something to happen and then IMMEDIATELY freeze time and RUN THE FUCK OUT OF THE AREA AS FAST AS YOU CAN. If you don't run away fast enough two characters get in a fight and one of them kills the other.

This counts as a murder for you, somehow. BUT if you just don't look directly into the violence and run like a motherfucker your virginity is protected and you can go on with the game.
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Post by Wyzack » #188504

That whole pile of morality dick prevented me from every trying the game out. I just want to have a good time fighting and killing evil dudes, dont try to fucking shame me for that
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Post by DemonFiren » #188508

Well, they're not necessarily evil.
You've got your run-of-the-mill Sec grunts, your run-of-the-mill assistants, and some poor bastards who've surrendered their minds to the Daudicate and really only need liberation.
Not cranial liberation.
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Post by THE MIGHTY GALVATRON » #188510

Malkevin wrote:Has anything been shown of star citizen?
Nah those guys don't really do E3. They'll be at Gamescom and they'll have their own Citizencon event in October.

An0n3 wrote: In the end Corvo used none of his amazing murder powers and instead peacefully stuffed everyone away into punishments that were hellish and terrible but because nobody died everything is okay and everyone respects each other's pronouns.
Other than the really flat acting and characters, the crazy-man morality was the worst part of Dishonored. "Murder is wrong, but sending people to become slaves in the hell mines is a-ok!" Heck I think one of the people gets sent off to be a plaything of a perverse rapist.
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Post by Bolien » #188511

Malkevin wrote:Has anything been shown of star citizen?
They were going to do some unveil at the PC Gaming show and have Chris Roberts on stage to talk about it but they pulled out last minute.
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Post by captain sawrge » #188737

when is the splatoon sequel
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Post by Malkevin » #188848

Bannor lord's looking good.

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Post by Drynwyn » #188898

The combat looks good, but it was the sheer variety of stuff you could do that made Mount and blade mount and blade, and we've no word on that.
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Post by Timbrewolf » #188920

Co-op pls co-op I just want to co-op with my friends.

This will be so sick if you can work together to build your own faction up out of nothing over the course of the game with your bro's. Leading your own Robert's Rebellion with your warbro's just fucking everything up.
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