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in which we watch the E3 presentations while yelling at our screens so loud it fixes the industry.

I'm "An0n3#9823" on Discord, which is the hot new app all the fucking troublemakers are using.
Send me a friend request if you want in on the shitshow and I'll add you to the server.

EA gets us going today at 3:30pm EST. Why not start things off with the company voted "world's worst" two (three?) years in a row.

Bethesda has an event afterwards at 9:30pm EST. They need six hours of buildup to double check their own lore for Elder Scrolls just so they can purposely FUCK IT THE HELL UP. Watch as Todd Howard DOES IT AGAIN. NO REALLY YOU CAN DO ANYTHING I PROMISE. Hate OR Love Newspapers!

50 bucks on there being a remaster of Skyrim as a announcement.

I'll be interested to see how EA's Battlefield 1 will be presented. I'm half betting that they'll fuck it all up by making LMG's and SMG's standard issue, maybe they forgot they are in WW1, not WW2. Well we'll see soon enough.

Sadly I doubt I'll be up for the EA start, that's about 5am for me.

COUNTER BET

They announce a Skyrim Remaster AND there's a completely-fucking-pointless-because-mods-exist PC version of it.

They better restore lizards to glory in that remaster.

What are you complaining about those were the best Argonians have ever looked.

discord sucks also we have a fully working teamspeak server

420weedscopes wrote:discord sucks also we have a fully working teamspeak server

It's true. It seems like Discord has become more popular lately but we can use that if people are more comfortable with it.

An0n3 wrote:What are you complaining about those were the best Argonians have ever looked.

Yeah, but no poison immunity? Come the fuck on, this is a disgrace.

Fuuuuuck, have a family barbecue today plus lots of beer to bottle. Someone should lost important updates to this thread

I sure hope that whatever Beth does is overhyped like F4, then falls flat on its ass just the same.

I'm looking forward to the FFXIV Live Letter event, hope Yoshida drops some hints as to where the story will go now they finally wrapped up what started in the last expansion.

Other than that I'm not really expecting too much of this year's E3. Low expectations are easy to satisfy and maybe I'll get pleasantly surprised.

DemonFiren wrote:I sure hope that whatever Beth does is overhyped like F4, then falls flat on its ass just the same.

Hey, it's worked for them from Oblivion onwards, so they must be doing something right with that strategy.

K-64 wrote:

DemonFiren wrote:I sure hope that whatever Beth does is overhyped like F4, then falls flat on its ass just the same.

Hey, it's worked for them from Oblivion onwards, so they must be doing something right with that strategy.

It only works cos modding, specially sex mods.

Actually speaking of: where's all that garbage for Fallout 4?

I'm surprised I haven't seen the internet flooded with pictures of giant supermutant dong.
Where's the mod that let's me rape a deathclaw?

UPDATE: here's the discord group link

https://discord.gg/014KyoQozY2DXgijT

An0n3 wrote:Actually speaking of: where's all that garbage for Fallout 4?

I'm surprised I haven't seen the internet flooded with pictures of giant supermutant dong.
Where's the mod that let's me rape a deathclaw?

UPDATE: here's the discord group link

https://discord.gg/014KyoQozY2DXgijT

>rape a deathclaw
>not get raped by a deathclaw
It's like you have no taste.

So ts or discord?

Discord

Why are the players running around in BF1 with automatic weapons...

because it's a battlefield reskin just like hardline

i didn't see anyone dying of trench foot, did you?

fuck trenchfoot I don't care about that. But why didn't they just do a WWII game if they want people to run around with automatics

they should make a battlefield that takes place...underwater

Battlefield: Aquaman

Am I weird for wanting a group desert survival game so we can role play fremen?

The real hero of that whole presentation was the insane amount of shit going on in the GB livestream chat.

THEY DID IT

THEY FUCKING DID IT

SKYRIM REMASTERED ON PC

It was inevitable.

Next prediction is them going to eventually allow mod makers on consoles to charge money for their mods.

FALLOUT SHELTER ON PC
I've been wanting to play that shit since it came out but I don't have any non-flip phones.


Edit: Also Quake. Dissapointed they're moving away from a singleplayer campaign the likes of Quake 4 since that was the best part of the game for me.

mediocre3

>skyrim remastered

BRB, visiting /tesg/.

Dishonored 2 looks cool. Makes me want to pickup the all-inclusive version of the first game and replay it all again.
Skyrim 2: The Remastering is pretty silly but the fact that you get it for free on PC if you have all the DLC already redeems it somewhat. Then you realize they didn't announce TES6 so they could shill Skyrim 2 and more TESO DLC and it's really not redeeming anything.
Fallout 4 DLC looks neat. I recently played through Far Harbor and it was decent enough. Nuka World should be interesting. Looks very "Bartertown"-esque MadMax.
This is not the Prey any of us wanted but there's a chance it wont be shit.
New Doom is supposedly really good. Maybe the new Quake can be really good too?

At least they didn't drag a bunch of sports celebrities and PROFESSIONAL MADDEN PLAYERS out on stage and fucking waste everyone's time holy shit.

I don't think anything in games is gonna top Dota 2 getting the dude who played Hodor to hold the door for one of the teams

I'm interested in seeing what's on offer for the next round of E3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe we'll get Halo for PC some time in the next 100 years. Likely not but one can dream.

I love how every time Microsoft goes running their mouth off about ""supporting PC games"" only for them to maybe release a mobile game for the PC eventually and them to never do anything again until the next time they profess support for PC games.

fuck i missed the ea presentation lemme guess it was like this:
[youtube]yJIiSm6sgrE[/youtube]

ThanatosRa wrote:Am I weird for wanting a group desert survival game so we can role play fremen?

I want this

That said, I've not even watched E3
Sounds like

CUT MY GAME INTO PIECES
THIS IS A CONSOLE PORT
AUTOAIMING, D L C
WHY THE FUCK ARE WE HYPED FOR E3?

Honestly, the whole Battlefield 1 match thing felt incredibly forced. "Look at all these famous people enjoying our game! ARE YOU EXITED YET?" That and the game as a whole needs to cut down on the contrast settings, bloody hell.

The airship thing still looks somewhat scripted. It went from what appeared to be full HP to crashing down in a very short amount of time. Gameplay looks like every other battlefield, including the constant running in circles.

I am not excited for PREY because every time I got excited for a PREY sequel it faded back into obscurity after maybe a single cinematic trailer

Yeah when your marketing strategy is to bring in a bunch of zany celebrities to play your game live it's not a good sign.
The game should be good enough that you can just show it to people and they're wowed. You shouldn't need the spectacle to get people's attention.

Calling on all this star power shows either a lack of confidence or an admission that people wont care about the game by itself and that there's a need to attempt to boost your signal strength.

So far the greatest thing to come out of E3 is this tweet from Notch
Fucking MURDERED HOLY SHIT

An0n3 wrote:So far the greatest thing to come out of E3 is this tweet from Notch

To be fair with the airship
Those things are essentially just big balloons. And you know what happens when you poke a lot of holes in a balloon

The new Xbox is called the Xbones.

Can they seriously not come up with a better name god damn.

SEA OF THIEVES LOOKS FUCKING AMAZING

I WANT THAT SHIT

FUCK

Johnathan Blow on suicide watch, absolutely blown the fuck out by Notch. God damn get that man in triage for his sick third degree BURN

Also tfw console babies will be paying money for a game that people who mod skyrim have been playing for ages.

It is a strange feeling. They have found a way to extract free money from console players without making pc gamers mad so good on em I guess

It's like, win/win

They get money, console gamers get better graphics, PC gamers get to point and laugh

Everyone is happy

Sea of Thieves looks like a more fun Guns of Icarus

When and if they ever make elder scrolls six where do you think it is going to take place? Do you think they are going to stick with the trend and pick another major province? Maybe Blackmarsh or High Rock? Maybe summerset isle so we can blow up the Altmari dominion? And are they going to continue the trend of casualizing the game more with each iteration? Was really hoping to get a glimpse at something really new for the Elder Scrolls series but it seems like they are dumping more money into that lore-molesting abortion of an MMO

Can we go back to Arena and Daggerfall days and do the whole world again?

Probably not.

Black Marsh or Elsweyr.

The franchise could use another drastic departure from the medieval castles and stuff. We need another Morrowind-esque game in the franchise.

In some bizarro world they would announce the next game takes place in Daggerfall and they've redone the whole map to modern specs.

afaik Skyrim Remastered is going to have a form of console mods available to them I think? I saw the trailer ticking off boxes representing mods and showing them off so it's likely more than just graphics.

Ghost Recon Wildlands looks good. Like a four player co-op MGSV.