Pokemon GO

[srifenbyxp]

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[420weedscopes]

my new phone arrived so naturally i went ahead and installed this video game
i was introduced by Professor Daddy and then i caught a squirtle because i super don't give a shit
the tutorial then told me to go to a pokestop
i looked around and found exactly no pokestops
i looked on an Online Map and the nearest one is five miles away
the app is now uninstalled

[Grazyn]

I thought this game was targeted at kids, but kids don't drive and sure as hell I hope that their parents aren't supposed to drive them off to a pokestop or pokegym or whatever 20 miles away. Yes, kids do ride bikes but even then, I tried that online map too and the nearest pokemon was still too far to be reached inside the 10-minute countdown even if you were riding a bike at top biking speed in a straight line.

I'm afraid that this app will end up making millenials use their car even more and contribute to pollution and energy waste, so much for the "green generation"

[Incomptinence]

Green?

Conceived by whale eaters, developed in a country where half the population thinks a late winter means things are still cold and played on phones made in the world's industrial septic tank.

All that added up I am surprised it doesn't require you to use cut in reality.

[Ricotez]

what kind of fucking backwater towns do you hicks all live in that you don't have pokestops nearby

there are several in my nowheresville, and one of them is right outside my house

[Takeguru]

I live on a military base in the middle of the Mojave
Inb4 Nuclear Winter

There is a single pokestop on post

Also, it took a fucking digg thread to tell me, but wild pokemon don't appear on military bases

[DemonFiren]

Can't catch more cos your bunker's on lockdown, Hardin?

[Wyzack]

I had the most brilliant marketing idea for this game and i am amazed it has not been done yet.

Make certain pokemon Safari Zone only, just like in the games. Then make it so that businesses with a large enough sized property can pay Nintendo money to rent a safari zone license. Nintendo makes cash, businesses get to capitalize further on the pokemans hype train, and they readd a nostalgic feature from the original games. Nintendo you can mail m gigantic royalty cheques directly to my house please

[DemonFiren]

BRB, stealing your idea and mailing Ninty now.

[Alipheese]

Closest pokestop&gym is 30/35min walk from my house. Then the next is another 30mins. I live in buttfuck nowhere.