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Anyone else here playing?
My username is 'Ratvar', my Eevee is named Narsie (no dashes in the thing)

It's been a good reason to go for walks between client calls at the office. Motivation to move out of my cubicle is always good.

I got it fam. Shits great. Add me up yo

I was when I was on vacation

Now that I'm back and there's literally no pokemon here, I'm probably just going to uninstall and forget about it

So some kid found a dead body while playing pokemon go.

On it. I joined Team Valor so I have the excuse to talk like Reinhardt.

GenCon is gonna be a bloodbath for this shit.

Pokemon GO will likely be looked back on as a watershed moment for augmented-reality because it motivated a bunch of shut in autists to go outside and cause traffic accidents.

I'm looking forward to all the people that wander into fatalities because of this and I will thank this game for each and every one of them. Pokemon is a game about evolving monsters, but Pokemon Go is helping the greatest monsters of all to better evolve.

In two weeks nobody will give a shit because they'll have exhausted everything there is to do with it. It was the same thing with Ingress. The only people who stick with it are people with really boring careers that work the routine of clicking on all the stuff into their daily commutes. Just like Ingress.

Like...remember Miitomo? Everywhere for one week and then suddenly disappeared?

See: GenCon is gonna be a bloodbath.

An0n3 wrote:The only people who stick with it are people with really boring careers

As a business analyst, I resemble this comment.

It's pretty fun but I rather be playing ingress. I got three gyms right ontop of my office

An0n3 wrote: I'm looking forward to all the people that wander into fatalities because of this and I will thank this game for each and every one of them. Pokemon is a game about evolving monsters, but Pokemon Go is helping the greatest monsters of all to better evolve.

legit lmfao

its a fucking phone app for children Chill out my dude

They're smart criminals

Other than getting caught and leaving a perfect log of their activity with Niantic, sure.

I have not installed it yet because I like having battery on my phone, but it's been pretty nostalgic/vaguely heartwarming to pass all kinds of people in the streets playing it. Feels like being a little kid again when pokemon was the biggest thing ever.

SWEET JESUS THE END OF DAYS IS NEAR

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While at work this morning just before I left I saw two kids on property playing pokemon go on a school day.

>Not available in Canada

Just to see if it's a fluke or not, I went biking around town to check

One pokestop
No gyms
No nearby pokemon to catch randomly

So, technically I /could/ play if all I did was hatch eggs from the pokestop, but that's rather boring

Ikky all my friends are playing it, so i am pretty sure you can get it here in canada

Ikarrus wrote:>Not available in Canada

Wyzack wrote:Ikky all my friends are playing it, so i am pretty sure you can get it here in canada

You can play the US version using a US itunes account or by just downloading the android apk file.

For us NEET Android lot, we can set "Allow Mock Locations" in our Android phone's developer options, then use a mock location app to feed Pokémon Go false GPS data. That way, none of us have to go outside and get run over, robbed, chased by murderers, search dangerous and deserted spots, kidnapped, or put up with large crowds!

Oh yes I am enjoying the Nowheresville experience. There isn't a GYM FOR MILES.

Oh what the fuck, I logged out after starting the game before picking a Pokemon and now I literally have no Pokemon

Armhulen wrote:Oh what the fuck, I logged out after starting the game before picking a Pokemon and now I literally have no Pokemon

Actually there's a secret unlockable for that. If you wander around a bit, a Pikachu should show up.

I uh got the game, and gonna grab my IRL friends and make a pokegroup and go around town, find others playing and challenge them. Yes we're fucking retards.

Alipheese wrote:I uh got the game, and gonna grab my IRL friends and make a pokegroup and go around town, find others playing and challenge them. Yes we're fucking retards.

Nah that's like the best way to play, steam roll those 5 year olds man. Let them know who runs this. You should just stand on a route somewhere and the first person you make eye contact with you should battle them right there on the spot.

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON wrote:

Alipheese wrote:I uh got the game, and gonna grab my IRL friends and make a pokegroup and go around town, find others playing and challenge them. Yes we're fucking retards.

Nah that's like the best way to play, steam roll those 5 year olds man. Let them know who runs this. You should just stand on a route somewhere and the first person you make eye contact with you should battle them right there on the spot.

Thats fucking perfect, cause like we're gonna go onto a biking/waling trail.
Just found out my sister is a gym leader somewhere from my bro.

0200 I was doing my rounds, some homely dude in a pick up truck parked right in front of the security office, for what? For pokemon, because I placed a lure on top.

It's weird. Nerds are actually going outside and socializing with each other as complete strangers. I made two new friends at like 2 AM this morning. Used to be when you see two gangly long-haired types coming towards you at two in the morning your first reaction is anything but "Hey, you Team Mystic? What's up?"

Maccus wrote: "Hey, you Team Mystic? What's up?"

No now go fuck yourself.

That would be your standard rival team. Fucking gang wars are going to start because of a childs game

whatever loser you don't roll as hard as my crew

come at me with that nonsense

>team mystic

i'm on TEAM VALOR. You know who else is on TEAM VALOR?



This handsome motherfucker. So maybe when you're bleeding from all your orifices because you got the SHIT beat out of you, you'll REMEMBER why you should join TEAM VALOR.

For whatever reason my facebook feed is fully of shitty image macros talking about how shitty team valor is. Is there any difference beside color and emblem picture?

Wyzack wrote:For whatever reason my facebook feed is fully of shitty image macros talking about how shitty team valor is. Is there any difference beside color and emblem picture?

no

I really want to catch a Gyrados and nicname it RYU WAGA TEKI NO KURAU

Using pokemon go as a motivator. I am gonna try to get in shape for once since high school. Whooo! Got like 20pokemon in an hour and a half of walking in gps deadzones.

Team valor used to be the security company I worked at until it sold out. So I'm valor

This game was made by the jews to get NEETs out of the house. There's fuckall to do but collect since basically no combat.

team /v/alor hehe xD we did it guys

I've got multiple 10km eggs and it's too hot to ride my bike for more than 5 minutes without literally, actually dying

Time to never hatch them ever

Literally autism: The article

If you don't want to talk, say you don't want to talk and walk away

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT

WAY TO COMPLETELY MISS THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE FUCKING GAME YOU OBNOXIOUS RANCID CUNT

THIS IS AMAZING THANK YOU, ROBIN WITH A Y

MORE LIKE POKEMON GO AWAY HAHA

original joke

Officially banned at my workplace. Bout time.

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