VA-11-HALL-A - cyberpunk bartender action

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qwert
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VA-11-HALL-A - cyberpunk bartender action

Post by qwert » #207714

So there is vidya gaem.
In the dystopian cyberpunk city Glitch lives a girl named Jill and she works as bartender. That is your character.
What you can :
1) work as bartender
2) try to complete retarded requests of clients and get unpaid because you cant understand their not clear requests
3) struggle to make your salary above house rent and food
4) Serve beer to genetically modified programmer corgi( who got genetically modified to outsource jobs to them)
5) Irresponsibly buy new video game or neon signs for your room and get thrown out of your flat for not paying rent
6) Enjoy people telling, that your bar smells with cat piss and shitty, and you are shit at your job.
7) While having COOL BOSS.
8) Spend all your free time on worthless browsing 4chan of the future
9) Return to the job you hate, knowing that there is no hope for better future.
and more
What you cant :
1) be sure about your finances
2) expect something to become better
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http://store.steampowered.com/app/447530 steam link for vidya
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TechnoAlchemist
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Re: VA-11-HALL-A - cyberpunk bartender action

Post by TechnoAlchemist » #207715

Don't pay money for this game just pirate it if you want it.

It gets old pretty fast and the characters aren't really that great, it's a good airplane game if anything.
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ShadowDimentio
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Re: VA-11-HALL-A - cyberpunk bartender action

Post by ShadowDimentio » #207718

It looked like Papers Please if you were in customers service rather than public service, and with a million times more anime.

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