/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Thu Sep 08, 2016 3:30 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

Id do more people if I played with them more to get a feel for them. Soon. Maybe.

Posted: **Thu Sep 08, 2016 3:47 pm**

I love those stats, that's great.

Posted: **Thu Sep 08, 2016 4:01 pm**

An0n3 wrote:I dont know why but I started to think about SPYAT BLYAT as a board game and statting up the skwad
Spoiler:
Remie Richards

+Go Getter: Remie hacks datacores 10% faster than normal and gains a 10% speed boost when in a room without xeno's.

-Mute: Remie does not count for determining number of marines in a room when the effect is beneficial to the marines.

Skorvold

+Wolfish: Skorvold gains 20% rate of fire and aim assist when in a room containing more xenos than marines.

-TRAILERS: Skorvold cannot close doors or activate fences when in LOS of a xeno.

People Are Strange

+Eager Cadet: PAS gets 20% movement speed increase when in a room with another marine. PAS hacks turrets 10% faster when in a room with another marine.

-Scaredy: All squad bonuses become penalties when in a room with more xenos than marines. PAS loses the friendly fire indicator when in LOS of a xeno. PAS deals double damage to marines
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Ahaha those stats are perfect! In both a gameplay way and what happens like 90% of the time.

You need some stats too:

An0n3

+Team leader: Anon Can move any one person within a room once a turn. This should not be counted as the players movement turn. Anon3 Repairs 20% faster.

- Point Man: Anon takes %50 more damage from Xeno's (maybe thats too much?) and will always be attacked first by xeno's

Also for kek's

Stickymayhem

+ Sticky's Mayhem: Deals 50% extra damage to ALL units (marines and xeno's). Collects ammo 20% faster.

- A liability: Unable to activate breakers. Will shoot friendly marines if they block his movement.

Posted: **Thu Sep 08, 2016 4:09 pm**

Allow me to stat myself

Wyzack

+ Last Man Standing: Takes 20% less damage from Xenos when he is the last surviving marine

- Permenant 5th Wheel: 80% of the time will be the 5th marine attempting to join a 4 marine mission, and will be forced to run one man suicide runs

Seriously though, might be able to do a few runs late afternoon EST if anyone would wanna play

Posted: **Thu Sep 08, 2016 4:13 pm**

C'mon maaan, you can't stat yourself!

But yeah I'd be down to play later today.

Posted: **Thu Sep 08, 2016 4:15 pm**

That was more for the joke of the group is always full when i try to play, i agree with you.

Posted: **Thu Sep 08, 2016 7:20 pm**

Funnily enough I had imagined myself pretty damn similarly to what you described:

An0n3

Fearless Leader: An0n3 can add or subtract two from the marine count of any room he is in at any time. Note that this cannot take the count below 1.

Loudmouth: All xenos move towards An0n3 when able. All xenos attack An0n3 when able.

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2016 4:31 pm**

i've just been busy
https://twitter.com/_phoenixbucket_/sta ... 3690261504

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2016 12:59 am**

just ain't having fun with it since people keep ditching for this beloved a-team
i'm aware it's a joke so it's super shitty when people continue pushing others out because of it

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2016 1:01 am**

But but... you were playing with me and Wyzack fine a few mins ago? I thought we were having fun ;_;

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2016 3:04 am**

i was for sure not having fun
i was having the same feeling i get from playing Counter Strike
that is i get yelled at and my night is thoroughly ruined because i took a video game seriously

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2016 5:46 am**

Maybe you just need better people to play with

People who wont yell at you for stuff

Speaking of, I have been told there's a demo for this. Cant seem to find it on steam, anyone point me to it?

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2016 7:34 am**

Nobody was yelling at you man, if you thought my teasing was me trying to be legitimately shitty then I'm really sorry.

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2016 11:05 am**

I didn't think anyone was yelling in seriousness? Its a game where you die a lot, and normally through rubbish placement of breaches. But you gotta just accept that you'll probably die and Remie will be the last one standing till she dies alone blocked by a wall of aliens just seconds away from the airlock.

But really, don't take it like CS, its no competitive at all. Its a team game where the most likely outcome is death. Just gotta scream a lot and pretend your in the Aliens movie.

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2016 2:00 pm**

Guys pls dont let video games become stupid drama. I cant take it.

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2016 2:53 pm**

Hey Im sorry you felt that way but at the same time if you're going to act like this when people play/dont play vidya with you it's sort if self-fulfilling, no?

You feel bad because you wanted to play with some specific people who were already playing by themselves, think about how the people you're pouting and refusing to play with instead feel.

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2016 4:28 pm**

Also if you dont like people yelling at eachother why would you ever want to play anything with me?

Im the most obnoxious fuck in space.

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2016 4:56 pm**

An0n3 wrote:think about how the people you're pouting and refusing to play with instead feel.

you will disappear and those same people will also disappear because they also wanted to play with you
i played with any stragglers left over (p much just wyzack and pas)
i asked several times in coolhole HEY WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO PLAY
guess who gets ignored again

An0n3 wrote:Also if you dont like people yelling at eachother why would you ever want to play anything with me?

because

An0n3 wrote:Im the most obnoxious fuck in space.

also because Being Blamed And Yelled At is vastly different to yelling shitties at each other
it's the difference between WOW YOU CLOSED THE FENCE ON ME YOU TRAITOR and HEY YOU FUCKING SUCK ASS AT EVERYTHING YOU DO I HOPE YOU FALL DOWN

Skorvold wrote:Nobody was getting yelled at you man, if you thought my teasing was me trying to be legitimately shitty then I'm really sorry.

thankyou for the apology

XSI wrote:Speaking of, I have been told there's a demo for this. Cant seem to find it on steam, anyone point me to it?

http://sbtf.nornware.com/
i don't think it will allow netplay to us, but playing it alone is alright

peoplearestrange wrote:Just gotta scream a lot and pretend your in the Aliens movie.

i will need some actual xenos for that
actually skorvold email the dev again inform him about that
one xeno that cannot be killed, only stunned

Wyzack wrote:Guys pls dont let video games become stupid drama. I cant take it.

okay

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2016 5:27 pm**

420weedscopes wrote: i played with any stragglers left over (p much just wyzack and pas)
i asked several times in coolhole HEY WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO PLAY
guess who gets ignored again

Hey! not nice to call us stragglers.
But seriously, you're taking a very small situation and extrapolting. Dude! Its not you! Its how pretty much all gaming on the discord goes! like a rabbled mess. Last time I was on I played Cleanup sim with a few people after hours of StickyMayhem asking everyone to play, and then he himself couldn't play. Then we spent another 2 hours of starting games up (SWAT4, Space beast, Viseral) and then never actually playing them as people changed their minds or dropped out. The only time we actually played again was when someone suggested baraotrauma and then EVERYONE joined in.
Put it this way, everyone has different tastes and mostly are all flaky as fuck. Trying to start a game is much like being in an event round of SS13. You have to be in the right place at the right time with mostly luck on yourside or a loud enough voice to keep asking over and over whilst at the same time not putting people off. And most of the time, people just don't want to play because they fancy playing something else.
No one has actually anything against you, in fact your one of the few people who comes across as a nice dude and not a dick.

So stick around, just jump into the mix and see what happens.

420weedscopes wrote:i will need some actual xenos for that
actually skorvold email the dev again inform him about that
one xeno that cannot be killed, only stunned

Actually that be pretty damn cool. Just one per level. It also have to spawn the other side of the station to give you a chance. Also what would it do if it hit the laser fence? maybe be stunned? hmmm

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2016 8:05 pm**

420weedscopes wrote:
XSI wrote:Speaking of, I have been told there's a demo for this. Cant seem to find it on steam, anyone point me to it?
http://sbtf.nornware.com/
i don't think it will allow netplay to us, but playing it alone is alright

Nope.

"Try the demo here" button leads to "Buy early access on steam!"

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2016 10:16 pm**

XSI wrote:
420weedscopes wrote:
XSI wrote:Speaking of, I have been told there's a demo for this. Cant seem to find it on steam, anyone point me to it?
http://sbtf.nornware.com/
i don't think it will allow netplay to us, but playing it alone is alright
Nope.

"Try the demo here" button leads to "Buy early access on steam!"

coming in the bomb ass assist, scroll to the bottom and the download is there

Posted: **Wed Sep 14, 2016 1:11 am**

Yeah the thing about the gaming Discord is that it's truly a gigantic clusterfuck of random pick up games. Nothing gets planned at all ahead of time. We go from arguing about whether thigh highs are better than vagina bones, Advance Wars series discussion, D&D theorycrafting, to all piling into a game of Barotrauma or Helldivers that fills up in seconds.

I do feel partly responsible, because I made the damn thing in hopes that people would just hang out and get into random games of shit together, and that's working. I don't think it's humanly possible to put any kind of order to that and it's inevitable that people will get left out when suddenly the idea strikes us to play something that only fits 4 people and there's like fucking ten times that many people idling in chat.

Posted: **Wed Sep 14, 2016 8:10 am**

I never see you people in discord, are you still using Irish's?

Posted: **Wed Sep 14, 2016 9:41 am**

Malkevin wrote:I never see you people in discord, are you still using Irish's?

Current discord most people are in is Anon's.
Bug Anon for an invite if you want to get in on the fun.

An0n3 wrote:Yeah the thing about the gaming Discord is that it's truly a gigantic clusterfuck of random pick up games. Nothing gets planned at all ahead of time. We go from arguing about whether thigh highs are better than vagina bones, Advance Wars series discussion, D&D theorycrafting, to all piling into a game of Barotrauma or Helldivers that fills up in seconds.

I do feel partly responsible, because I made the damn thing in hopes that people would just hang out and get into random games of shit together, and that's working. I don't think it's humanly possible to put any kind of order to that and it's inevitable that people will get left out when suddenly the idea strikes us to play something that only fits 4 people and there's like fucking ten times that many people idling in chat.

Not much point stressing about it in the end. We have enough people we can run multiple games of the same thing, it's just everyone might not get to play with their buddies all the time. Still, SBTF and Helldivers are like the two games we tend to play with 4 man limits. Barotrauma is however many people we can fit in a sub, Killing Floor has large servers, etc.

Posted: **Wed Sep 14, 2016 10:28 am**

Discord blows chunks until theres an option for permanent links to rooms.

Posted: **Wed Sep 14, 2016 12:53 pm**

i've noticed my playstyle

+ Internal Compass - Keeps constant track of the location and routes to the airlock and reactor rooms.
? Determined - When being attacked, most soldiers will move away and shoot. This one will move forward, thinking only of conquest. This has a 35% chance of survival.
- Unfaithful - Will do his best to split off from the team.

also have some recommended settings

Code: Select all

fences: less
rooms: filled
random breaches: on
difficulty: random each
power start: off
power failures: 1/32 chance

everything else is free for you to change

Posted: **Wed Sep 14, 2016 1:14 pm**

Malkevin wrote:Discord blows chunks until theres an option for permanent links to rooms.

That exists. You just make an invite link with duration permanent and infinite uses.

If you promise to keep as much socio-political ranting to our designated politics channel as possible I can get you an invite to ours.

Posted: **Wed Sep 14, 2016 2:11 pm**

I tried the demo of this and it seems amusing enough

Will get it whenever

Posted: **Wed Sep 14, 2016 2:12 pm**

I never mix politics with pleasure

Posted: **Wed Sep 14, 2016 2:25 pm**

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Posted: **Sat Jan 07, 2017 9:10 am**

I just got asked to make an official review of this

Who is up for some shooting aliums and probably getting killed?
Going to need to put in some work

Posted: **Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:16 pm**

Hit me up m8, i'm new to it and have no preformed opinions

Posted: **Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:52 pm**

I'd be up for helping out, just lemme know ahead of time.

Posted: **Sat Jan 07, 2017 6:58 pm**

XSI wrote:I just got asked to make an official review of this

Who is up for some shooting aliums and probably getting killed?
Going to need to put in some work

Where are you reviewing games for?

I'll play if you need some co-op.

Posted: **Sun Jan 08, 2017 3:31 am**

Aside from The Only Correct Opinion, and steam reviews
https://pcgamesnnews.wordpress.com/

It's not a huge site, but that makes it no less official. I'm going to try to play a whole bunch of SBTF and get a review ready at the end of the month. Or before the end anyway.

Posted: **Mon Jan 09, 2017 7:28 pm**

Ill be down to play if you need someone on the team

Posted: **Wed Jan 18, 2017 4:07 am**

Looks like there's a contest going for this
Prize- 5bux per teammate
Teams of 4

Seems like a good time to me, anyone up for that?

Spoiler:

Edit: might not even start, since it seems nobody has put in a team at this point and it needs 4 teams

Posted: **Wed Jan 18, 2017 4:11 am**

oh fuck dude, i kinda would like to try but i do not think i am good enough to be on the /tg/ A team

Posted: **Wed Jan 18, 2017 4:31 am**

Wyzack wrote:oh fuck dude, i kinda would like to try but i do not think i am good enough to be on the /tg/ A team

this

Posted: **Wed Jan 18, 2017 8:08 am**

I think ive got a good handle on some of the things this game throws out. The lack of astro creeps really helps tho. I'm able to sign up for a team.

Posted: **Wed Jan 18, 2017 2:25 pm**

"Random Breaches: Off"
"Power Start: On"
"Permitted Weapons: Rifle"
casuals in here tbh

Posted: **Wed Jan 18, 2017 3:09 pm**

>Easier plus
>no astro creeps
>no power outages

What the heck i could totally handle this easymodo shit

Posted: **Wed Jan 18, 2017 3:10 pm**

Eezy Peezy settings holy crap. I'm in for the contest as well as just playing more with others until they feel confident.

Posted: **Wed Jan 18, 2017 3:17 pm**

Thinking about it we could almost certainly field two teams with the spork borkers we have

Posted: **Wed Jan 18, 2017 3:29 pm**

Yeah, but see

The challenge isn't surviving that one
It's setting the fastest time.

It's not about surviving against the odds, it's a contest about running the seed the fastest

Posted: **Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:03 pm**

XSI wrote:Yeah, but see

The challenge isn't surviving that one
It's setting the fastest time.

It's not about surviving against the odds, it's a contest about running the seed the fastest

seems unfair given rng download upgrades.

Posted: **Wed Jan 18, 2017 9:32 pm**

How about a speed run to a specfic rank, as a whole team though. That would be less about the RNG (though it could help/be bad) and more about the teamwork.

Posted: **Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:43 am**

We could just cheese it on easy and get our upgrades p quickly. Then we could try the actual map

Posted: **Thu Jan 19, 2017 7:46 am**

The contest does NOT say you can not do that, so that is a legitimate strategy

You could farm download upgrades for everyone and then do the contest

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