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Gears of Whar

Post by srifenbyxp » #215871

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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #215882

I thought they killed all the cave lizards in gears one, but then there was glowing cave lizards in 2 and they drowned them all. I guess they did a shit job cuz there was more glowing lizards in gear 3. What's the enemy in gear 4? Red cave lizard? Did they ever explain why there are so many different fucking cave lizards and why they have a humans queen???
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Post by ShadowDimentio » #215894

>Plot in gears of war

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Post by Supermichael777 » #216545

WE DESTURBED CAVE LIZERDS BY DRILLIN FOR OIL. OH NO NUKE THE WELLS TO STOP CAVE LIZARD. OH NO NO MOR OIL WELL SHIT WE GENOCIDED THOSE GUYS FOR NO REASON.
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Post by DemonFiren » #216608

And that is why being nice to lizards is the only option you have.
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Post by aranamor » #217902

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Post by Armhulen » #245747

The lore of gears of war is fantastic, but they lizards keep coming back because humies are stupid and smelly

the first one was a lightbomb but the maps of the underground they had to map out where to bomb them was outdated and thus they only killed a few lizards

there's glowing lizzies in the second one because immulsion (evil oil) mutates lizards amd makes them go cray cray so the queenie beenie wanted to work with the humies (aka marcus's father) but i'll go into that later, it doesn't work out. anyways the humies kill a imulsion blobbie and flood the heck outta the lizards AND immulsions which makes her mad or something but they don't kill all because i totally forget

in the third one marcus finds out his dad isn't dead and his dad was working with the lizardos to kill the immulsions but the problem with that is that the superweapon built to kill all immulsions on the planie wannie also kills the lizards so the queen is like "no thanks" and tries to kill him but he's on some island full of pre-lizard factions or something and tensions are suprisingly low but don't worry the guy fires the superweapon that kills all the immulsions but oh no the dad injected immulsions into himself because he's a smelly humie idiot and he needed it for science so the superweapon kills him too

and in 4 the dead bodies come back as a new type of lizard with crystals that is smart or something?? i don't know, this kills the series so i stopped caring
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Post by DemonFiren » #245764

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Post by Armhulen » #245887

OH FUCK I NECRO'D
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