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[NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:43 pm
by ColonicAcid

Bottom post of the previous page:

why is
yuri in security






i only play her in chemistry u fucks.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:43 pm
by ShizCalev
Sishen wrote:
Kraso wrote:for a club in which there is only 1 male with the other 4 being females and one being a bully, I'm afraid to ask how they don't know eachother yet
implying she ever goes to club meetings and isnt out validseeking 24/7
truer words never spoken

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:27 pm
by Notaspider
Lets ruin my good name, because why not
Breasts: C
Club: Service

Figure (Place an X in the box to the left of the choice you want):
[ ] Delicate: Short, girly proportions fuccboi body.
[ ] Standard: Average Asian dude I guess. Not unattractive, nothing special.
[X ] Tall: You are tall and have abs.
[ ] Fat: Gaben.

Personality (Place an X in the box to the left of the choice you want):
[ ] Gentle: QT fuccboi personality.
[ ] Positive: Cool friendhaver personality.
[ ] Otaku: "THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES!" personality. Fuckin' neeeeeeeerd.
[X] Savage: Quiet dickass alpha male type. Mai husbando~
Spoiler:
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And for reference:
Spoiler:
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:34 pm
by paprika
>ban evades like shit
>literally admits to being fuzzle

Holy shit when are you going to be banned forever

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:38 pm
by Notaspider
paprika wrote:>ban evades like shit
>literally admits to being fuzzle

Holy shit when are you going to be banned forever
It was delt with, lets not have this devolve into shitflinging alright? Everyone with eyes knew anyway.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:45 pm
by paprika
I think it's more appropriate for other people to submit their characters because most of them don't actually fuck each other on the server anyway fuzzle. That's where the comedy comes from.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:49 pm
by Notaspider
paprika wrote:I think it's more appropriate for other people to submit their characters because most of them don't actually fuck each other on the server anyway fuzzle. That's where the comedy comes from.
Don't do this, you're only going to derail the thread and get your posts deleted. And invite more shitposting. So please stop

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:53 pm
by paprika
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:11 pm
by Kraso
ｊｅｓｕｓ ｃｈｒｉｓｔ

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:46 am
by Isane
I mixed up personality and character traits, can I be a huge bother and get switched to Cadet? That's the one that answers everything with "Roger that." right? My animu spessman needs to be perfect :<

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:47 am
by Psyentific
Isane wrote:I mixed up personality and character traits, can I be a huge bother and get switched to Cadet? That's the one that answers everything with "Roger that." right? My animu spessman needs to be perfect :<
Don't we have like, five Cadets already?

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 3:05 am
by Isane
I don't see any, I guess it's the moon runes symbol with the salute. Darn, that was totally my thing during the first run of this. Keep it manly then.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 3:40 am
by Sishen
Psyentific wrote:
Isane wrote:I mixed up personality and character traits, can I be a huge bother and get switched to Cadet? That's the one that answers everything with "Roger that." right? My animu spessman needs to be perfect :<
Don't we have like, five Cadets already?
Isane wrote:I don't see any, I guess it's the moon runes symbol with the salute. Darn, that was totally my thing during the first run of this. Keep it manly then.
Yes, we have like 5 cadets already.

Pap please stop minimodding in a thread you didn't even post, everybody is welcome here.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 3:57 am
by WeeYakk
Except Jim.
Report all Jimposts.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:12 am
by Sishen
WeeYakk wrote:Except Jim.
Report all Jimposts.
I'd accept him if he wasn't just trolling and actually submitted a character instead of dicking around, so..

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:22 am
by WeeYakk
Also Ellise you used half the dude sheet and half the female sheet. Pick a figure and height from the female section.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:32 am
by Notaspider
WeeYakk wrote:Also Ellise you used half the dude sheet and half the female sheet. Pick a figure and height from the female section.
I can't find the female part of it, can you copy paste it or show me where it is?

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:40 am
by WeeYakk
Spoiler:
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In the first post.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:52 am
by Notaspider
WeeYakk wrote:
Spoiler:
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In the first post.
Thin and tall

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 6:23 am
by WeeYakk
DAY 5: WEEKEND
Spoiler:
Azerthene steps off the train, Heather is there to greet here.
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STUPID. BITCH.

Azerthene pulls her weaves out yet again.
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The beating was so horrific Geist begs us to stop.

Others follow suit.
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But valids train knows not of brakes.

Nor does it know the chain of command.
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"Fuck you teach, I run this school."

Apparently it's a weekend, I guess no one has any changes of casual clothes. That means we only get two long periods to do stuff in today. Azerthene wastes most of the day at the track getting SWOLE AS FUCK.
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Ty comes back from more. Despite being in the security club it's frowned upon by principal-com to execute other students for repeat offenses. Guess Azerthene will have to put up with this shit forever. He's dunked just as easily.

The mere sight of Azerthene strikes fear into evil doers!
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The day off seems to fly by cause I barely got to do any fun stuff, perhaps cause Azerthene was busy at the track making gains.

I assume those moon runes say "bodily fluids" cause Yuri is a total lez for Azerthene.
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She's not done yet!
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You guys know what goes on at that place riiiiiight? ;)))))

Since today was so short let's pad this post with leaderboards!
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Also Geist sure can juggle relationships.
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Good job fucking up Kert x Marshall AI. We did all the work for you too!

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 6:46 am
by Sishen
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4ever 4th

;_;

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 6:50 am
by Thunder11
One day Azerthene's gonna try to bully Jazmin, and she'll get a nasty surprise. Oh yeah, and nobody's explained why day 4's lewd got censored.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:16 am
by Sishen
Thunder11 wrote:One day Azerthene's gonna try to bully Jazmin, and she'll get a nasty surprise. Oh yeah, and nobody's explained why day 4's lewd got censored.
hitler mods christian board

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:18 am
by RandPaulHeirApparent
I'm posting this for my friend Jim, who was banned from this thread by the admins.
Spoiler:
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-Yours in Christ

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:25 am
by BillWilson
Is it too late to submit a character? I for one find this hilarious and want to join - note I made my character asexual as he does not have sex.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:26 am
by Kraso
>operative nuke
WAY TO RUIN THE SURPRISE CHARACTER WEEYAKK

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:30 am
by Sishen
RandPaulHeirApparent wrote:I'm posting this for my friend Jim, who was banned from this thread by the admins.
Spoiler:
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-Yours in Christ
Sorry about your loss.
BillWilson wrote:Is it too late to submit a character? I for one find this hilarious and want to join - note I made my character asexual as he does not have sex.
Nope, go right ahead.
Kraso wrote:>operative nuke
WAY TO RUIN THE SURPRISE CHARACTER WEEYAKK
That's what I said too.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:31 am
by legality
Name: Marcel Marceau
Description: A very fat, friendly frenchman with short curly light-blue hair. He also has a curly mustache but since facial hair isn't a thing I don't think that matters.
Intelligence: High
Strength: Normal
Sociability: Highest
Fighting Style: Irregular
Virtue: Highest
Orientation: Homo
Sex Exp: No
Anal Exp: No
Traits: Always Hungry, Loyal Friend
Sexual Preferences: idk whatever

Figure (Place an X in the box to the left of the choice you want):
[ ] Delicate: Short, girly proportions fuccboi body.
[ ] Standard: Average Asian dude I guess. Not unattractive, nothing special.
[ ] Tall: You are tall and have abs.
[x] Fat: Gaben.

Personality (Place an X in the box to the left of the choice you want):
[ ] Gentle: QT fuccboi personality.
[x] Positive: Cool friendhaver personality.
[ ] Otaku: "THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES!" personality. Fuckin' neeeeeeeerd.
[ ] Savage: Quiet dickass alpha male type. Mai husbando~

EDIT: service club please

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:34 am
by Alzam
I'm bored as fuck and a hypocrite so I made a character, please add and thanks. Also put me in security

Spoiler:
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:34 am
by Sishen
legality wrote:frenchman
legality wrote:Orientation: Homo
no surprise there

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:36 am
by BillWilson
Sishen wrote:
RandPaulHeirApparent wrote:I'm posting this for my friend Jim, who was banned from this thread by the admins.
Spoiler:
Image
-Yours in Christ
Sorry about your loss.
BillWilson wrote:Is it too late to submit a character? I for one find this hilarious and want to join - note I made my character asexual as he does not have sex.
Nope, go right ahead.
Kraso wrote:>operative nuke
WAY TO RUIN THE SURPRISE CHARACTER WEEYAKK
That's what I said too.
Alright thanks.
This is my character, he is part of engineering and inspite of having a HUUUGE package, is asexual and does not know how to work his dick. He is looking for a big guy.
Spoiler:
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The card still works even if you draw on it.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:46 am
by legality
Sishen wrote:
legality wrote:frenchman
legality wrote:Orientation: Homo
no surprise there
I never really wrote down or established anything regarding Marcel's sexuality. It's always been a ~~mystery~~, but after playing him for four years it just makes sense to me that he's secretly a faggot. He has a really low sex drive, though, so it's never mattered.

The one time he ERPed was during april fool's two or three years ago and the other person involved (some medbay woman) ended up getting lost in his fat rolls and never seen or heard from again.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:04 am
by paprika
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why is he so based

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:10 am
by WeeYakk
Kraso wrote:>operative nuke
WAY TO RUIN THE SURPRISE CHARACTER WEEYAKK
I was going to play a gimmick day as him but it was a weekend in game. I'll do it tomorrow.
RandPaulHeirApparent wrote:I'm posting this for my friend Jim, who was banned from this thread by the admins.
Spoiler:
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-Yours in Christ
No Jims allowed.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:27 am
by Psyentific
Remember - Elise Fuzzle lactates because of a genetic condition.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:25 am
by Lo6a4evskiy
Let the Jesus into your heart my friends

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:26 am
by WeeYakk
Bill, your card fucked up. You have no hair, name, or portrait in game. Please rectify this by posting a non fucked up card.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:14 am
by Kraso
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speedops

also dude yuri just wants to meet you at the front gates of the school

so skipping class

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:00 pm
by ColonicAcid
BillWilson wrote:
Sishen wrote:
RandPaulHeirApparent wrote:I'm posting this for my friend Jim, who was banned from this thread by the admins.
Spoiler:
Image
-Yours in Christ
Sorry about your loss.
BillWilson wrote:Is it too late to submit a character? I for one find this hilarious and want to join - note I made my character asexual as he does not have sex.
Nope, go right ahead.
Kraso wrote:>operative nuke
WAY TO RUIN THE SURPRISE CHARACTER WEEYAKK
That's what I said too.
Alright thanks.
This is my character, he is part of engineering and inspite of having a HUUUGE package, is asexual and does not know how to work his dick. He is looking for a big guy.
Spoiler:
Image
The card still works even if you draw on it.
asexual in this game doesn't stop you from doing the dirty.
That would be high virtue and low sociability if you want to never fuck at all.
Asexual just decreases the affection someone gets when they use a lewd/love option on you.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:37 pm
by Psyentific
Hey.
Psst.
Hey kid. Y'wanna play some eroge?

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:52 pm
by Kraso
Psyentific wrote:Hey.
Psst.
Hey kid. Y'wanna play some eroge?
>there's futa mods

thanks, /hgg/

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:00 pm
by ColonicAcid
>implying we didn't know about that pastebin

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 5:31 pm
by Sishen
Kraso wrote:
Psyentific wrote:Hey.
Psst.
Hey kid. Y'wanna play some eroge?
>there's futa mods

thanks, /hgg/
I have the futa mod ready for the wizzard to unpack as soon as someone requests a spacefuta
;)

Also I'm going camping and won't be back for a few days, so PM me your characters or you can have yakk make them.
his characters aren't as good as mine though

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:28 pm
by RandPaulHeirApparent
WeeYakk wrote:
RandPaulHeirApparent wrote:I'm posting this for my friend Jim, who was banned from this thread by the admins.
Spoiler:
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-Yours in Christ
No Jims allowed.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:15 pm
by Kot
Psyentific wrote:Hey.
Psst.
Hey kid. Y'wanna play some eroge?
Just watch this fucking trailer.
This fucking trailer.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:46 pm
by Rumia29
Is there even a limit to the amount of spessmen that can participate?
I found this thread pretty hilarious, and I'd like to join myself.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:53 pm
by ColonicAcid
-foghorn- OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:05 pm
by Kraso
Rumia29 wrote:Is there even a limit to the amount of spessmen that can participate?
I found this thread pretty hilarious, and I'd like to join myself.
the roster is limited to 25 classmates

then again, someone could get killed/injured/transferred so I dunno

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 2:28 am
by Rumia29
Tch. Looks like I've lost my chance then. I'll stick my card here when I get it done then, just 'cuz.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:46 am
by srifenbyxp
Lets get R rated and take the geist route, but bewared! Symptoms of taking the geist route may contain loads of PTSD. PRETTY THICK & STRONG DICKINGS (PTSD)

Also lets get a live stream of this high school drama going on.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 4:36 am
by paprika
RNG is better. I want to see a day in the life of boris pepper myself.
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