also dude yuri just wants to meet you at the front gates of the school
so skipping class
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:00 pm
by ColonicAcid
BillWilson wrote:
Sishen wrote:
RandPaulHeirApparent wrote:I'm posting this for my friend Jim, who was banned from this thread by the admins.
Spoiler:
-Yours in Christ
Sorry about your loss.
BillWilson wrote:Is it too late to submit a character? I for one find this hilarious and want to join - note I made my character asexual as he does not have sex.
Nope, go right ahead.
Kraso wrote:>operative nuke
WAY TO RUIN THE SURPRISE CHARACTER WEEYAKK
That's what I said too.
Alright thanks.
This is my character, he is part of engineering and inspite of having a HUUUGE package, is asexual and does not know how to work his dick. He is looking for a big guy.
Spoiler:
The card still works even if you draw on it.
asexual in this game doesn't stop you from doing the dirty.
That would be high virtue and low sociability if you want to never fuck at all.
Asexual just decreases the affection someone gets when they use a lewd/love option on you.
Psyentific wrote:Hey.
Psst.
Hey kid. Y'wanna play some eroge?
>there's futa mods
thanks, /hgg/
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:00 pm
by ColonicAcid
>implying we didn't know about that pastebin
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 5:31 pm
by Sishen
Kraso wrote:
Psyentific wrote:Hey.
Psst.
Hey kid. Y'wanna play some eroge?
>there's futa mods
thanks, /hgg/
I have the futa mod ready for the wizzard to unpack as soon as someone requests a spacefuta
Also I'm going camping and won't be back for a few days, so PM me your characters or you can have yakk make them. his characters aren't as good as mine though
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:28 pm
by RandPaulHeirApparent
WeeYakk wrote:
RandPaulHeirApparent wrote:I'm posting this for my friend Jim, who was banned from this thread by the admins.
Spoiler:
-Yours in Christ
No Jims allowed.
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:15 pm
by Kot
Psyentific wrote:Hey.
Psst.
Hey kid. Y'wanna play some eroge?
Just watch this fucking trailer.
This fucking trailer.
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:46 pm
by Rumia29
Is there even a limit to the amount of spessmen that can participate?
I found this thread pretty hilarious, and I'd like to join myself.
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:53 pm
by ColonicAcid
-foghorn- OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:05 pm
by Kraso
Rumia29 wrote:Is there even a limit to the amount of spessmen that can participate?
I found this thread pretty hilarious, and I'd like to join myself.
the roster is limited to 25 classmates
then again, someone could get killed/injured/transferred so I dunno
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 2:28 am
by Rumia29
Tch. Looks like I've lost my chance then. I'll stick my card here when I get it done then, just 'cuz.
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:46 am
by srifenbyxp
Lets get R rated and take the geist route, but bewared! Symptoms of taking the geist route may contain loads of PTSD. PRETTY THICK & STRONG DICKINGS (PTSD)
Also lets get a live stream of this high school drama going on.
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 4:36 am
by paprika
RNG is better. I want to see a day in the life of boris pepper myself.
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 5:26 am
by WeeYakk
srifenbyxp wrote:Also lets get a live stream of this high school drama going on.
It would certainly be easier than my current method. How would I go about getting everyone's attention for streaming time though?
Kraso wrote:
Rumia29 wrote:Is there even a limit to the amount of spessmen that can participate?
I found this thread pretty hilarious, and I'd like to join myself.
the roster is limited to 25 classmates
then again, someone could get killed/injured/transferred so I dunno
Unless I missed somebody we're only at 24 right now + nuke op. Bill's card messed up but if you can submit your person before he fixes his card you're in.
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 6:34 am
by Psyentific
WeeYakk wrote:
srifenbyxp wrote:Also lets get a live stream of this high school drama going on.
It would certainly be easier than my current method. How would I go about getting everyone's attention for streaming time though?
Set a weekly time? Tuesdays and Thursdays, 4pm Pacific, 7pm Eastern?
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 7:05 am
by paprika
Your current method archives it for future generations though. And the way you set it up and narrate it is actually hilarious so I'll miss it.
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 7:50 am
by WeeYakk
DAY 6
After some testing I realized my plan to use nuke operative to eliminate people from the class so we could transfer in new people won't work because you can't force people into fights like you could in AA1. He'll stay as a placeholder for now.
Spoiler:
Azerthene has arrived early today. She starts the day with a visit to the statue.
Chicks and gay dudes are really into people who violate them apparently.
Finster decides to punch her right in the baby hangar for being such a shit to everyone. She will not stand for this!
But first Janny wants to do some stupid bullshit.
We take her to class and she just stands in the middle of the room doing nothing like some kind of assburger, okay.
Back to Finster and how she's not going to stand for taking old man fist to the uterus!
I guess she is going to stand for this because the game will not allow players to slap and he will not accept a fight with her. Fuck.
She goes to shower off after a morning of getting SWOLE AS FUCK and PUNCHED IN THE BABY HANGAR AS FUCK. Here she is introduced to Ellise in her natural state of undress.
Then she proposes that we massage her. That's not weird or nothin'.
Totally natural girl changing room stuff, Severn is sure she's not a huge slut or anything.
Azerthene steps out and Selene starts shit.
Selene is easily dunked. We'll have to bring the whipped cream if she tries anything like that tomorrow.
Azerthene makes Marshall show her crotch area as punishment or something.
Class begins shortly afterward.
As soon as the lessons ends my game lags. I come back to this. Ty starts feeling brave, luckily our pal and fellow club member Jazmin has Azerthene's back.
The camera unfocuses and LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE CLASS IS FIGHTING. Half of them have already ended because my toaster can't handle the RAGE CAGE.
After Azerthene leaves more fights but they happen so fucking often now that it's not even fun anymore. Azerthene is officially the highlander of NT Academy. Just assume between every image that some combination of Ty, Heather, Selene, and Marshall try to fight Azerthene and get dunked.
Recon loli, Yuri, gives us the scoop on things that we missed in the fighting.
Heather gets confessed to twice, Selene wants Azerthene's V. Nice.
Recon loli asks Azerthene some personal questions. She lies of course to protect the innocence of her #1 fan.
I have no idea how this relationship even works.
Then dismissal time comes around!
Boris is calling you out Azerthene!
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CHALLENGE THE HIGHLANDER, PEPPER.
...
It's over. Boris Pepper has officially won NT Academy.
Azerthene heads to the showers to gorge herself on chocolate.
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 8:01 am
by paprika
I CAN'T TELL IF TY OR BORIS IS MORE BASED
Spoiler:
THAT FIGHTING POSE ANDREWS
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 8:26 am
by Kraso
yo when did some faggot convince me to join cargonia
also well should roll a dice to see who gets picked every 3 days
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 8:52 am
by Lo6a4evskiy
Rumia29 wrote:Tch. Looks like I've lost my chance then. I'll stick my card here when I get it done then, just 'cuz.
I believe we had somebody put it multiple characters, we could sacrifice one of them.
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 9:27 am
by Pandarsenic
To my eternal regret, I'll accept Selene as a space futa if that's happening.
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 9:37 am
by Kraso
Pandarsenic wrote:To my eternal regret, I'll accept Selene as a space futa if that's happening.
"whipped cream" is now pandarslang for "space futa semen"
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 10:17 am
by paprika
How did you somehow make the whipped cream thing worse for yourself pandar
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 11:12 am
by Mat13295
With how the strapon models look, i just assumed every girl was a futa in this.
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 1:23 pm
by ColonicAcid
>loli
n-no
>#1 fan
i'll take that
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 2:07 pm
by Kraso
I just realized I got into a fight with Candice
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 4:32 pm
by Rumia29
WeeYakk wrote:
Unless I missed somebody we're only at 24 right now + nuke op. Bill's card messed up but if you can submit your person before he fixes his card you're in.
Sweet!
Spoiler:
EDIT: Woops got the wrong card. Fix'd.
Oh she'd probably be in the Security club, since I stereotype her being a security officer. It looks a bit full though.
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 4:49 pm
by Lovecraft
God Finster is an asshole
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 5:27 pm
by Pandarsenic
paprika wrote:How did you somehow make the whipped cream thing worse for yourself pandar
By doing what seemed most funny.
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 8:16 am
by WeeYakk
DAY 7
Spoiler:
As is now tradition every 3 days we change character, today the RNG has decided for us that we will be playing VOLKER WOLFF!
Like a good Quarterjew Molly is hoarding all the most valuable items from the class.
Jace's squiggles mean nothing compared to a good hat crate.
And here is what the class thinks of Mr. Volker
Fairly popular, he'll try to make a move on Jazmin perhaps.
But not right now, she's in the girl's bathroom fighting Leila.
Fighting is bad, especially when it's two officers. Volker will remedy this later.
For now he must come to terms with his super speed and how not to scare the shit out of people with it.
With great sanic comes great responsibility.
Even Volker is affected by the rumors!
Alas Volker is a good nazi and knows that his quarterjuden friend cannot help his natural need to spin lies. Yuri is a good girl, but she's no Jazmin.
Onto remedying that quarrel!
Leila agrees to bring it down.
Jazmin not so much. Oh well. He tried! Space Hitler would be proud of his effort nonetheless.
Oh no, now Jazmin hates Volker for walking in on her in the bathroom! Oh well, he tried.
Let's try to fix his relationship with Candice.
She does not accept his apology. Everybody hates Volker.
Suddenly, a clash of titans happens in the library. Volker breaks it off though.
Geist swears his vengeance upon Pepper as the two part.
Geist seems really fired up about the next fight.
More rumors, how to react?!?
Well that girl she went into maintenance with earlier seemed to think she was amazing. So Volker says yes, also because he's a nice guy and would never shit talk his classmates behind their backs.
He encounters Geist after some club activities.
He's cooking something up, BUT WHAT?!
What a day! Oh well let's go hang out with Janet now, she seems nice.
Honk!
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 8:53 am
by Mat13295
WeeYakk wrote:DAY 7What a day! Oh well let's go hang out with Janet now, she seems nice.
Honk![/spoiler]
LEWD!
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 8:55 am
by WeeYakk
In other news I fixed my install so we should be able to see Volker's super saiyan hair in game tomorrow.
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 9:38 am
by Higgin
Spoiler:
[youtube]sfp3gtQx-b8[/youtube]
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 10:09 am
by Kraso
WeeYakk wrote:DAY 7
Spoiler:
He encounters Geist after some club activities.
He's cooking something up, BUT WHAT?!
[youtube]Mr8glaM4ruM[/youtube]
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 10:17 am
by paprika
Fucking fritz piece of shit.
10/10 as always yakk
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 10:32 am
by Kraso
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 3:53 pm
by Psyentific
o-oh...
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 4:50 pm
by Notaspider
JanetxVolker
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 4:56 pm
by Alzam
Kraso wrote:
that's my face at all times, tbh.
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 4:59 pm
by moorden
MFW I saw the NSFW tag and clicked anyway
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 5:14 pm
by Kraso
Alzam wrote:
Kraso wrote:
that's my face at all times, tbh.
volker goes so sanic people orgasm immediately
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 9:31 pm
by Notaspider
Kraso wrote:
volker goes so sanic people orgasm immediately
Volker is too quick to find love. People get scared by his speed ;_;7
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 9:39 pm
by srifenbyxp
ku ku ku ku
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 10:12 pm
by Kraso
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 10:51 am
by Notaspider
Dat long ass name
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 11:14 am
by Kraso
so no update today or did weeyakk wake up really late
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 1:28 pm
by Notaspider
RIP spessmen academy 2
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 3:18 pm
by Sishen
Kraso wrote:so no update today or did weeyakk wake up really late
dead game
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 7:02 pm
by 420goslingboy69
ColonicAcid wrote:if you have any sense of both self preservation and a tiny, tiny bit of common sense you would know that putting your space man in this game is a bad idea.
But 90% of the characters are going to be from #2 so I guess both of those things are out of the window.
(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)
yo add autumn
Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 7:23 pm
by Sishen
420goslingboy69 wrote:
ColonicAcid wrote:if you have any sense of both self preservation and a tiny, tiny bit of common sense you would know that putting your space man in this game is a bad idea.
But 90% of the characters are going to be from #2 so I guess both of those things are out of the window.
(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)
