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Post by John_Oxford » #230695

http://itsalmo.st/#happening

Prepare.

Not like it's going to matter.

Sticky this if you dare.
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TechnoAlchemist wrote:you where always right john, you where always right
>implying the admin conspiracy wasen't just confirmed by a admin.
see, i told you motherfuckers.
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Re: Soon.

Post by oranges » #230698

Come for the king, you best not miss
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Post by Ricotez » #230845

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(what are we waiting for exactly)
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Re: Soon.

Post by Shadowlight213 » #230847

For me to perma forum ban oxford.
It's the countdown to his demise.
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Post by IcePacks » #230981

i don't know how you couldn't ban someone with a world's most interesting man avatar
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Post by Armhulen » #231110

i wouldn't be suprised if the world's most interesting man's name was john oxford

like, that's an interesting name
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Re: Soon.

Post by captain sawrge » #231174

WHERE IS IT JOHN_OXFORD
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Re: Soon.

Post by John_Oxford » #231191

watch the fucking clock you cuck

>t. post ominus clock with a ominous message
"ree wheres the memes at"
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TechnoAlchemist wrote:you where always right john, you where always right
>implying the admin conspiracy wasen't just confirmed by a admin.
see, i told you motherfuckers.
NikNakFlak wrote:this isn't a game you can't just post whenever you want
I don't even know what the fuck tg is.

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Re: Soon.

Post by onleavedontatme » #231199

.t poster who doesn't understand the proper use of .t at all
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Re: Soon.

Post by John_Oxford » #231203

Kor wrote:.t poster who doesn't understand the proper use of .t at all
.t why use something correctly when using it incorrectly makes people .t salty
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TechnoAlchemist wrote:you where always right john, you where always right
>implying the admin conspiracy wasen't just confirmed by a admin.
see, i told you motherfuckers.
NikNakFlak wrote:this isn't a game you can't just post whenever you want
I don't even know what the fuck tg is.

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Post by captain sawrge » #231206

John_Oxford wrote:
Kor wrote:.t poster who doesn't understand the proper use of .t at all
.t why use something correctly when using it incorrectly makes people .t salty
cause you give the impression of being a fucking retard
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Post by John_Oxford » #231265

captain sawrge wrote:
John_Oxford wrote:
Kor wrote:.t poster who doesn't understand the proper use of .t at all
.t why use something correctly when using it incorrectly makes people .t salty
cause you give the impression of being a fucking retard
careful sawfag, thats a deep rabbit hole with no ending at the otherside

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TechnoAlchemist wrote:you where always right john, you where always right
>implying the admin conspiracy wasen't just confirmed by a admin.
see, i told you motherfuckers.
NikNakFlak wrote:this isn't a game you can't just post whenever you want
I don't even know what the fuck tg is.

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Post by Anonmare » #231323

How deep does the rabbit hole go?
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Post by DemonFiren » #231340

With your avatar that's just plain wrong.
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Post by Deitus » #231345

Anonmare wrote:How deep does the rabbit hole go?
>rabbit hole
>posts with furryshit rabbit avatar

whats the next part of your master plan?
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Post by Anonmare » #231375

DemonFiren wrote:With your avatar that's just plain wrong.
Dumb Lizard poster
Deitus wrote:>rabbit hole
>posts with furryshit rabbit avatar

whats the next part of your master plan?
De-railing this thread.
WITH NO SURVIVORS.
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Post by Ricotez » #231385

i still dont know wtf we're actually counting down to
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Post by ColonicAcid » #231399

t. colonic acid perkele suomo :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD



none of you used it correctly you fucking cretinoids

i want to throttle every single one of you and then let the fucking finns piss on your corpses you fucking IDIOTS
crack is whack but smacks got your back
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Post by DemonFiren » #231403

t. triggered memelord
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Post by ColonicAcid » #231405

the degeneration of the meme ends now

unless u finnish or a finnposter u cant use the t. meme.

understood???
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Post by DemonFiren » #231406

t. meminazi
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Post by Anonmare » #231408

If Oxford doesn't deliver, he will go down in history as a fag.
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Post by Alipheese » #233115

We figure this out yet?

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PKPenguin321 wrote:holy shit that engineering setup
that man deserves a medal
Anonmare wrote:Gee Engie, why does your mom let you have TWO singulos?
The Legend of Scrubs, MD
You are a traitor!
Your current objectives:
Objective #1: They mocked you in life, a lesser janiborg they said. Now they shall know terror.
Objective #2: Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.
Cuboos wrote: > That god damn engineer who let the singularity loose was a traitor and the only reasonable person on that whole entire station.
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Post by Incomptinence » #233118

[youtube]5avAUSamXZo[/youtube]
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Post by captain sawrge » #235624

10 minutes op better deliver
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Post by Anonmare » #235634

John_Oxford is a no-delivering faggot.

I want my Happening now reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Post by DemonFiren » #235648

>the goyim don't know
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Post by John_Oxford » #235757

i have full control over server hardware and mso's account

mso is now dead, i killed him

in order to prove this i will delete this thread

every hour untill we have my version of gunsmithing i will permaban one random person

after 48 hours, i will permaban everyone including myself, i will permaban everyone if my access to the server is cut by a attempted admin coupe

long live the fourth reich of oxford.

get to coding fags
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TechnoAlchemist wrote:you where always right john, you where always right
>implying the admin conspiracy wasen't just confirmed by a admin.
see, i told you motherfuckers.
NikNakFlak wrote:this isn't a game you can't just post whenever you want
I don't even know what the fuck tg is.

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Post by Saegrimr » #235761

PERMANENTLY CONFINE TO THE SHED
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Post by John_Oxford » #235764

i am the shed, shedfag
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TechnoAlchemist wrote:you where always right john, you where always right
>implying the admin conspiracy wasen't just confirmed by a admin.
see, i told you motherfuckers.
NikNakFlak wrote:this isn't a game you can't just post whenever you want
I don't even know what the fuck tg is.

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Post by John_Oxford » #235784

acension has begun, it will all be over soon.
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TechnoAlchemist wrote:you where always right john, you where always right
>implying the admin conspiracy wasen't just confirmed by a admin.
see, i told you motherfuckers.
NikNakFlak wrote:this isn't a game you can't just post whenever you want
I don't even know what the fuck tg is.

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Post by Alipheese » #235799

John_Oxford wrote:acension has begun, it will all be over soon.
Nah. I dont believe you.

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PKPenguin321 wrote:holy shit that engineering setup
that man deserves a medal
Anonmare wrote:Gee Engie, why does your mom let you have TWO singulos?
The Legend of Scrubs, MD
You are a traitor!
Your current objectives:
Objective #1: They mocked you in life, a lesser janiborg they said. Now they shall know terror.
Objective #2: Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.
Cuboos wrote: > That god damn engineer who let the singularity loose was a traitor and the only reasonable person on that whole entire station.
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Post by John_Oxford » #262903

thats alllll she wrote
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TechnoAlchemist wrote:you where always right john, you where always right
>implying the admin conspiracy wasen't just confirmed by a admin.
see, i told you motherfuckers.
NikNakFlak wrote:this isn't a game you can't just post whenever you want
I don't even know what the fuck tg is.

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Post by John_Oxford » #262904

thats alllll she wrote
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TechnoAlchemist wrote:you where always right john, you where always right
>implying the admin conspiracy wasen't just confirmed by a admin.
see, i told you motherfuckers.
NikNakFlak wrote:this isn't a game you can't just post whenever you want
I don't even know what the fuck tg is.

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Post by 420weedscopes » #265409

who?
Check out Phoenix Bucket!
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