Dark eden is a very old korean game that got an english release
many moons ago, like 10 years ago and englished a few years later. It had a successful reboot a few years back but once again fell out of the norm, the studio that was in charge of it went under and the game jumped back and forth between slant eyes hand. Now the oringinal publisher once again has it and by some miracle made it's was onto steam. Granted the reviews are mixed but it's a good hold over until Dark Eden 2 comes out.
In the game there are three races~ dick sucking vampries, magical teenage girls, and
BASED HUMANS named Slayers. Why slayers? BECAUSE THEY SLAY DAT PUSSY LIKE KNIGHTS ON A DRAGON.
Vampires has vampire skills, magic japanese girls does magic things and Slayers has
TECHNOLOGY and it's been proven a bullet to the fucking skull is more effective than casting magical spells.
BUT WAIT THERES MORE Slayers do have two magic classes, so basically vampires and magic girls are utter shit due to slayers versatility. The only down side is that Slayers level up from weapon skill rather than your standard exp = level, and they can get fucked pretty easily when their HP dips below 30%, NPCs and vampire players can drain their blood which also stuns them leaving their asses wide open. Plus healing items isn't a instant heal it's a regen. Besides that noise slayers are just beasting in nearly everything, why? Because fuck girly vampire and magical school girls; that's why.
To dick ride slayers listen to this while reading the
single greatest PvP moment in my entire life since I went 60+/0 in battlefield 2142.
My greatest moment was a few years back during the reboot as a sword&shield slayer I was locked into
GLORIOUS combat with some vampire, whilst he was losing he had a friend come which I dispatched.
Cowering like a bitch he flees to the vampire side of the area, to my dismay
TWO more vampires came to aid him.
But I stood my ground and FOUGHT. The fighting went on for some time and more came at me,
MORE FUCKING VAMPIRES CAME AT ME. After being such the boss I am; killing one - three more of them shit got real,
quick. I soon found my self being zerged by
EIGHT OTHER FUCKING PLAYERS. I couldn't move at all they had me boxed in and I was mashing that heal item button something fierce. My HP constantly dipped between 5~20% range and I stood there and fought
LIKE A GOD DAM MAN. I killed one or two more of them and then finally it happened, some lucky slanted eye gook with what I suppose a super rare item/skill thing came at me.
This went on for some time now and after dam near running out of healing items and SLAYING two ~ three more people they scattered and ran. I then went back to the knight's building > logged off > and masturbated with the force of a thousand suns. In the end I fought 8 other players at the same time and fucking
won.
Granted it's an old game, it's still burddy fun. Plus it's on steam!
Dark Eden
~notice how when the slayers rode up on dem bikes, they fucking ran.
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Dark Eden 2 ~In the works~
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To be robust is not about combat prowess, it is the state of readiness for the situation at hand.
