Farm Boyz: Sweet Beets 4 LYfe

[Timbrewolf]

Shit's lit.

[Wyzack]

Truly my finest achievement

[XSI]

Neat.

Is there actual gameplay to this or is it just a more boring Stardew Valley type of thing?

[Timbrewolf]

It's a sandbox game. It has no plot or NPC's or quests or skilling up or any of that shit.

You do farm things to get money to buy more farm shit to do bigger farm things.

Last night we were doing donuts in our brand new field spraying fertiziler on everything in preparation for THE BEETS. Wyzack and I succesfully handed off a tree trunk between two lifters like it was an olympic torch.

It's relaxing but also very stupid and funny at the same time.

[420weedscopes]

this game is nothing BUT gameplay
we gotta do

sowing (of sweet beets, wheat/corn and trees), fertilizing, cultivating, baling (once we get the square baler+corn shit), managing vehicles, selling goods, beet pruning, grass cutting, and don't forget about the cash money logging operation
we have so much shit to do and only four slots for people to do all that shit
straight up timbre said in coolhole last night that just one person selling goods would keep them busy always

[Timbrewolf]

This thread title is a lie Im converting our operation over to a sileage production plant

[Timbrewolf]

If more people get this I would front the cash to get us a month or two of a dedicated server for 16 player mayhem

[Timbrewolf]

Actually turns out you can just run the client in some kind of server mode and do it that way.

[420weedscopes]

so long as we're making that fat $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
also i really want to see this game with just 8 players, i cannot imagine the insanity of 16 people.
a troop of tree slicers, a squad of tree grabbers, a squad of tree pushers
beautiful

[XSI]

What farm sim is it?

I've got 2015, but I dont think thats the one

[Wyzack]

Nah man we are on 2015. Join us

[XSI]

Double checked

I thought "Oh, I've got the old one I have so 2015"

Turns out, it was actually the 2011 one. Fuck I'm old

[Timbrewolf]

so long as we're making that fat $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
also i really want to see this game with just 8 players, i cannot imagine the insanity of 16 people.
a troop of tree slicers, a squad of tree grabbers, a squad of tree pushers
beautiful

The problem is you're limited at least by how many vehicles you have. When you're on foot the only things you can do are run eggs around and chop shit down with your chainsaw.

Just having a shitton of people join doesn't do anything if we can't acquire vehicles for everyone. But that's not an issue either at the moment as we have like easily a dozen different specialty vehicles.

[XSI]

Can't people just ride on your backseats or something?

[Timbrewolf]

Nope.

[Timbrewolf]

Shit is ten bux on humble bundle right now

https://www.humblebundle.com/store/farm ... search_bar

[Timbrewolf]

I upgraded the server for 16 people. Havent tested it beyond four yet though. We have a fucking ton of vehicles and money and shit to do now.

Corn fields aplenty for sileage. Big Boy harvestin' thangs fills up the second or third largest tipper in the game in minutes Jesus Christ.
Logging operation upgraded with MUH LAMBO', wood chipper, new trailer. More tractors with grabber claws.
PAS has headed up a new subdivision in lawn mowing technologies. New mower head, more tractors, new tedder, dedicated field, baler accessories. The first person to succesfully dunk four bales at once gets a $20 steam game.

[peoplearestrange]

Last night was fun. Hows my grass doing this morning (420 bale it)?

But wow that game is a time sink, im serious shattered now. I think I got 4 hours sleep...

[Timbrewolf]

I havent checked. You wanted that field so we could make more bales for THE CHALLENGE, yeah?

Also work will soon be underway on carving out a racetrack on one of our fields.

[peoplearestrange]

Y-yeah totally for the challenge... I h-hate just cutting grass and bailing it. G-good one!

Also for the race track you should just carve a new path with a plow. You can basically carve a new "field" anywhere with that thing... seriously.

[delaron]

This looks hawt. Got room for one more?

[XSI]

Yup, up to 16 slots

Related picture- Teamwork!

Spoiler:

[Timbrewolf]

There's more things to do then we ever have people available for. I think we own something like six or seven tractors plus two harvesters. Plus the tree fucker 6000, shit shoveler, and lil' shoveler.

We have sileage operation, which is like a three person job. Plus a constant crew of hired workers cultivating, fertilizing, and sowing all the fields we have.

There's a logging setup that two people can accomplish, or one person very slowly.

GRASS OPS can be done by just one person at an okay pace but if five people pile on it becomes an unstoppable convoy.

I just recently bought a herd of cows for our farm but managing that shit requires cooking cow meth and harvesting wheat strictly to make comfy straw beds for your cows to sleep on while they dream of a life beyond these walls.

So yeah even if we hit max capacity on the server with 16 people we can afford to purchase enough additional workhorse tractors and shit so that we would still have room for more workers.

[Quanti]

Just bought this today and am ready to make it the best $10 I've ever spent tomorrow. Got my broad rimmed hat and country music ready to go.

[Timbrewolf]

Welcome to the farm.

[Timbrewolf]

>give PAS admin for a day
>they sell our cultivator

And thus the admin password was immediately changed again.

[IrishWristWatch0]

>not being lumberjack bois and deforesting the entire map.

[peoplearestrange]

>give PAS admin for a day
>they sell our cultivator

And thus the admin password was immediately changed again.

It was on accident! I was going to sell both the seeder and cultivator for the combined one... Untill I was towing back the new one in which I realised it didnt plant corn...

So I got the seeder back then had to go to bed.
I did however feed the SHIT out of the cows, buy a tractor specifically for baling (it looks different), buy and set up the meadow for the grass bales for the cows. Move all the equipment over and shovel some silage.

So

[XSI]

So many vehicles

And I cant figure out what half of them do

[Timbrewolf]

I upgraded more tractors and made sure nobody should ever have to disconnect and relocate a tractor again.
Seriously stop "borrowing" tractors from shit. I logged in and like all the tractors I need to keep the main farm going were stricken to the far corners of the map stop that goddammit.

I changed around the configuration for the Krone X we have at the main farm to make it more fun to use. You can now drive it around and chop up all the corn yourself while offloading it directly into a tipper train. There's a green tractor nearby to help swap out tipper trains as the ones you are using fill up. Unfortunately it's also the only way we have of getting those things down the hill to the market, and it's not very powerful compared to how much weight those things. It's as good as it gets, but hopefully it's more entertaining to use than watching Miguel do it for you while chasing him in big red. Which I also sold.

Sheep were purchased and some shit was setup by Shadowlight and Rock to take care of them as well as sell wool. Good jorb boys.

I purchased plot 22 to begin construction of a race track in the center of the map for FUN. There's a rainbow array of five different little tractors to use for karts. The layout for the track I had in mind is basically just a long oval shape with two long straight-aways and then two turns at the narrow ends, if you get on and want to carve the shit into the field yourself then have a go at practicing.

Since nobody could DUNK 4 I've moved on to trying to come up with a winner's purse for the tractor races. We'll see how that develops. I'm not sure if I want to bolt a ton of weights to all the competitors tractors to make them harder to drive and more tippable yet or not.

[peoplearestrange]

awww man you sold big red?
Also we could do an "egg and spoon" race, each tractor has to haul around a bale whilst racing. Pick it up if you drop it etc etc. Could be a laugh.

[Timbrewolf]

Big Red became useless. It can't pull the new tipper trains we're using to haul shit from the main farm to different markets.

I also bought two more fields and planted more potatoes at them so we have more alternative crops. I brought our massive harvester up from the cow barn to work on actually harvesting stuff instead of just puree'ing it all into sileage.
We have a gorillion dollars sitting in the silos down at the biogas plant but nobody seems up to shoveling shit anymore so I'm thinking of other ways we can have fun making that dollar. Potato and Corn harvesting is nicer.

We're up to seven windfarms I think? 28,000 an hour just passive moolah or something like that.

[420weedscopes]

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[Supermichael777]

are you making vodka with that potato wiznard.(i know its just the games crap AA)