iamgoofball - im an unrepentant asshole who deserves to die per most people
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2023 4:16 am
vote goof 2024 i guess
i have done nothing but hurt people's enjoyment of things for over a decade, vote goof 2024
its the only thing i apparently know how to do, i've been a massive fucking asshole to so many people over the years, i am not being sarcastic or funny or ironic
i just fucking suck, if you vote for me, you are voting for someone who fucking sucks and is a massive fucking asshole
no campaign promises this year i dont really have it in me and ive run out of creativity after like 8 years and over 20 elections
edit: someone DMed me to ask if i was suicidal, i am not suicidal, i am far too chicken shit to ever be suicidal, sorry
edit 2: someone told me this read like a suicide note so i edited it a bit sorry for the confusion you guys are stuck with me until natural causes finally does me in
i have done nothing but hurt people's enjoyment of things for over a decade, vote goof 2024
its the only thing i apparently know how to do, i've been a massive fucking asshole to so many people over the years, i am not being sarcastic or funny or ironic
i just fucking suck, if you vote for me, you are voting for someone who fucking sucks and is a massive fucking asshole
no campaign promises this year i dont really have it in me and ive run out of creativity after like 8 years and over 20 elections
edit: someone DMed me to ask if i was suicidal, i am not suicidal, i am far too chicken shit to ever be suicidal, sorry
edit 2: someone told me this read like a suicide note so i edited it a bit sorry for the confusion you guys are stuck with me until natural causes finally does me in