/tg/Station 13

libbysnow Mary Typhoid
cedarbridge
Command Role Ban 3 WHOLE DAYS
uh it was placed yesterday fuck it i'll post an image
TG1 like that matters since you get banned from both reee
https://i.imgur.com/AviCLMw.png
ALL THE GLORY DETAILS.

So, I meticulously planned to murder all the greytide on station that had one scientist, QM and 8 tiders being tiders.
Or maybe more.
So this was lowpop murderboner jsut to get under your skin more.
FOR AN ENTIRE 3 MINUTES BEFORE THIS HAPPENED, QM had bought an supermatter shard crate.
"We should put it somewhere." was said by someone or one of my split personalities being shitler inside my head did.
Regardless;
So, after ENTIRE MINUTE of planning, i placed that supermatter shard right in front of Showroom on Box straight at the
intersection with most traffic, thinking that would most likely get all the Tide killed and land me a permaban.
It would be hilarious.
They were all tators anyway and i regretted nothing about this.
Radiating the entire station was unplanned tho, didn't think about that.
Bu all this falls under rule 1, it *was* hilarious as shit.
Admeme didn't think it was instead he was all sourpuss about it and went "weeooo people didn't think it was funny."

Yes it was.
People died in vidja.
That's funny.
I deserve a perma so people can go all like "Don't be a Mary you cunt."

At least compared to the usual MO of players on TG who go "memes" as an excuse to basically anything since they can't think of any better reason and then lie to admins.
Maybe i should have gone "memes" too and gotten off scot free and fish even more fucked up situation like buying ten more SM shards and detonated the whole station at later date.

INSTEAD THIS SCRUB ADMIN ROLE BANS ME FROM COMMAND ROLES FOR BEING IRRESPONSIBLE.
THAT SHIT WAS PREMEDITATED OKAY I DESERVE A PERMABAN AT LEAST.

Or you know unban my CE cus i'm not irresponsible as CE I just break into everywhere hoping to get perma'd so i can BBAll and annoy the living crap out of the Warden going "pls tell me ur unlock code" repeatedly and then get harmbatoned for spreading glowshrooms in perma.
But at least i can set up the SM without it detonating wew.

So, in short, permaban, unban CE or riot.

PS. Sorry for mistakes in possting, you are pretty hitler about your forum rules and i have an attention span of a gnat.

And people say the command role bans don't work.

cedarbridge wrote:And people say the command role bans don't work.

I dunno, how are they supposed to work?
YOU DIDN'T PERMABAN ME YOU CUCK.

Arianya wrote:Ban requests are closed

Also literally who are you

If i can post, they are open. wew.

Also literally who are you
You have shitposted
A/S/L?

This is quickly becoming a shitpost thread. Unless this is a command ban appeal, I'm locking this

Shitposts go in the hut. Moving this to trash.