/tg/Station 13

by **Shezza** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 8:23 pm #420693

Rocks fell

Everyone died

That's all you can remember, before you awoke in this dark, damp smelly room.

by **Uncle Bourbon** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 8:26 pm #420694

i dab

by **Shezza** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 8:28 pm #420696

Uncle Bourbon wrote:i dab

You try to get up, but you're still hazed from the impact.

You roll over on your back, you see a light on the ceiling.

You dab.

by **Uncle Bourbon** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 8:51 pm #420699

i grab the light

by **Shadowflame909** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 9:34 pm #420711

I start rapping about Chinese noodles

by **Thunder11** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:49 am #420892

I look around for a catgirl

by **Shezza** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 11:19 am #420917

Uncle Bourbon wrote:i grab the light

You try to reach the light from your prone position, but you cannot.

Shadowflame909 wrote:I start rapping about Chinese noodles

You rap about chinese noodles for a while.

Thunder11 wrote:I look around for a catgirl

You get up and look for a catgirl, you don't know why but you have hazy memories of a catgirl.

Unfortunately you cannot find any.

by **Thunder11** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:55 pm #420948

I check myself to see if I am, in fact, the catgirl

by **ComradeNecron** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 5:55 pm #421008

I read the bee movie script aloud backwards in an attempt to summon the ability to walk

by **GarlicBread** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 3:03 am #421187

Look the fuck around

by **Armhulen** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 2:00 pm #421275

Kill the caterpillar.

by **bman** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 4:00 pm #421301

Armhulen wrote:Kill the caterpillar.

man this made me laugh way too hard

by **ohnopigeons** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 7:06 pm #421356

I stare very intensely at the light in the hopes of developing a permanent afterimage.

by **PKPenguin321** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 7:06 pm #421357

collect wood

by **Boris** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 9:35 pm #421393

I stand up and try to grab the light

by **Mark9013100** » Thu Jun 28, 2018 1:02 pm #421771

anime anime anime Anime anime

by **Shezza** » Sun Jul 08, 2018 1:49 pm #424865

Thunder11 wrote:I check myself to see if I am, in fact, the catgirl

You check for typical catgirl attributes, and you cannot feel any.

ComradeNecron wrote:I read the bee movie script aloud backwards in an attempt to summon the ability to walk

You recite the bee movie script backwards from your memory, the ability to walk suddenly returned to you, it feels like it never actually left you.

GarlicBread wrote:Look the fuck around

You look the fuck around, you are in a cell there is a crack on the ceiling letting the light in.
You see a really old wooden door.
There's also a bucket.

Armhulen wrote:Kill the caterpillar.

You are overcome with a strange sensation, you want to kill a caterpillar.

ohnopigeons wrote:I stare very intensely at the light in the hopes of developing a permanent afterimage.

You try and stare at the light, but its too dim to do any damage to you.

PKPenguin321 wrote:collect wood

You find a stick lying around.

Mark9013100 wrote:anime anime anime Anime anime

You summon the powers of anime.

by **Shadowflame909** » Sun Jul 08, 2018 2:31 pm #424867

Shadowflame

by **Thunder11** » Sun Jul 08, 2018 11:44 pm #424938

I give the door a couple of firm kicks

by **GarlicBread** » Mon Jul 09, 2018 9:00 am #425012

Acquire bucket

by **ComradeNecron** » Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:28 pm #425051

poke the crack in the ceiling with the stick

by **PKPenguin321** » Tue Jul 10, 2018 2:39 pm #425232

collect wood

by **somerandomguy** » Tue Jul 10, 2018 6:11 pm #425243

Put door on head, walk through bucket

by **ohnopigeons** » Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:58 pm #428690

Inspect bucket

by **Shezza** » Thu Jul 26, 2018 3:10 pm #429317

Shadowflame909 wrote:Shadowflame

not enough mana

Thunder11 wrote:I give the door a couple of firm kicks

You kick the door a few times and the rusty hinges give way. The door is now on the ground.

GarlicBread wrote:Acquire bucket

You grab the bucket

ComradeNecron wrote:poke the crack in the ceiling with the stick

You pick up the stick and poke the hole in ceiling, nothing interesting happens.

PKPenguin321 wrote:collect wood

You collect some wood from the door.

somerandomguy wrote:Put door on head, walk through bucket

You place the remains of the door on your head and attempt to walk through the bucket.

It doesn't go so well.

ohnopigeons wrote:Inspect bucket

You see your foot in the bucket.

by **Thunder11** » Thu Jul 26, 2018 10:07 pm #429370

Look through the empty doorway

by **ComradeNecron** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 4:20 pm #429464

poke the bucket with the stick

by **PKPenguin321** » Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:59 pm #429693

collect wood

by **ohnopigeons** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:09 am #429788

poke the stick with the bucket

by **GarlicBread** » Tue Jul 31, 2018 6:38 am #430130

>walk through door
>examine room INTENSELY

by **somerandomguy** » Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:52 pm #431780

Throw a door fragment into the room to check for traps

by **Shadowflame909** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 6:11 am #452339

I've been grinding for this. So I cast necromancy on this thread

by **Shezza** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 3:36 pm #470224

Shadowflame909 wrote:I've been grinding for this. So I cast necromancy on this thread

You succesfully revive the thread

Thunder11 wrote:Look through the empty doorway

Looking thru the empty doorway you see a long corridor and other jailcells

somerandomguy wrote:Throw a door fragment into the room to check for traps

You throw a door fragment into the room, nothing interesting happens.

GarlicBread wrote:>walk through door
>examine room INTENSELY

You walk in and examine other jaildoors, at the end of the corridor is a spiral stairway, in a corner there is a broom.

ohnopigeons wrote:poke the stick with the bucket

You poke the stick with the bucket.

You feel kind of silly but you have gained some blunt weapon thrusting experience.

PKPenguin321 wrote:collect wood

You collect wood

You now have 4 chunks of wood they weigh 4 pounds.

by **PKPenguin321** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:45 pm #470235

collect wood

by **Shezza** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:54 pm #470236

PKPenguin321 wrote:collect wood

You collect wood

You now have 6 chunks of wood they weigh 6 pounds.

by **PKPenguin321** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:54 pm #470237

collect wood

by **Shezza** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:57 pm #470238

PKPenguin321 wrote:collect wood

You collect wood

You now have 8 chunks of wood they weigh 8 pounds.

by **PKPenguin321** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:57 pm #470239

collect wood

by **Shezza** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:29 pm #470257

PKPenguin321 wrote:collect wood

You grab the last pieces of wood.

You now have 10 chunks of wood they weigh 10 pounds.

by **Shadowflame909** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:53 pm #470260

Call for Help

by **PKPenguin321** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:27 pm #470270

collect stone

by **Vile Beggar** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 12:25 pm #470475

steal pk's wood

by **PKPenguin321** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:33 pm #470541

Vile Beggar wrote:steal pk's wood

kill vile beggar with stone

by **Vile Beggar** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:11 pm #470576

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Vile Beggar wrote:steal pk's wood

kill vile beggar with stone

pull out a no u card

by **bandit** » Sat Jan 26, 2019 5:50 pm #472089

by **Big Faggot** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:57 am #476540

go whence i came

by **Vile Beggar** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 6:33 pm #476598

collect wood