Character Bio Thread

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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Nov 29, 2016 6:51 pm #231154

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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby Wyzack » Tue Nov 29, 2016 6:56 pm #231157

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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby Cw3040 » Wed Nov 30, 2016 2:00 am #231293

DemonFiren wrote:Summarize it in one word

Greytide
Spoiler:
GREYTIDE STATIONWIDE

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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby Whoisthere » Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:33 am #235553

Cw3040 wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:Summarize it in one word

Greytide

Disassociation
I don't friggin understand you guys, where is your male pride? If you are a male, watching mmf or gangbanging means you are willing to share.
Hell, I know I would never let any other dick touch Sugimoto then mine, but that's just me.

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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby Cw3040 » Thu Dec 15, 2016 11:17 am #235565

Whoisthere wrote:
Cw3040 wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:Summarize it in one word

Greytide

Disassociation

From what? Reality?
Spoiler:
GREYTIDE STATIONWIDE

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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby Whoisthere » Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:38 pm #235674

Ye. Also I had a single word to describe my char and I spelled it wrong.
I don't friggin understand you guys, where is your male pride? If you are a male, watching mmf or gangbanging means you are willing to share.
Hell, I know I would never let any other dick touch Sugimoto then mine, but that's just me.

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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby The_Soggy_One » Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:14 am #246582

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Welcome to the NT employee database!
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Personal Files

Access Logs

Resumes

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Welcome Sir, what function would you like to engage?
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>>Walter Simmons
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PERSONNEL FILES ACCESSED: TIME LIMIT: 30:00
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Registered Name: Walter Simmons


Sex:M

Birthplace: Atlanta, Georgia, United States, Earth.

Degrees/Experience/Qualifications: Dropped out of high school in his senior year. No work experience. IQ of 105.

Major Mental Conditions: In denial, but symptoms of antisocial behavior have been observed.

Employment: Supplementary transcript of a quote from Psychological Evaluation 1.23 below.
Dr. Snider: So, why have you come seeking employment for Nanotrasen?
Walter Simmons: Uh, about a month ago, I got kicked out of my apartment, and my welfare checks stopped.
DS: Why were you evicted?
WS: Basically, I put some aluminum foil into some acetic acid.
DS: Hydrogen gas?
WS: ...yeah. So then, I put it into a balloon hooked it up to some fireworks. Then, I covered it with some homemade plastique, and put some steel wool onto the activation wires, to light the gas and fireworks. Long story short, I was this close to needing a new arm.
DS: So you were out of a home and source of income.
WS: Yes. So, do I have the job?
No further note deemed necessary.

Physical Health: Eyeglass prescription of -1.25/-1.35.

Salary: Varies.

Criminal Record: 1 count of vandalism, after Incident WS-1a.
1 count of reckless endangerment, after Incident WS-1a.
1 count of arson, after Incident WS-1a.
Unlicensed possession of explosives, 8 counts, after Incident WS-1a.

Misc.: Note from HoP: Walter seems like he could be invaluable as a chemist or scientist. I think we should hire him, but keep him in a place where he couldn't destroy the station. Security, keep an eye on him if we hire him.
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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby calzilla1 » Sun Jan 22, 2017 5:44 am #246599

(Fine, I'll bite)
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Heinrich Ulz
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Age:20ish
Sex:No Thanks
Place of Birth:I Guess Space Germany?
Appearance:Looks like Hitler but less cool
Bio:I guess birthed on space Germany, he went to school and had no friends, went to collage and studied in Business. He founded a chip company and called it Ulz's Fine Crisps. Although it sounded very different, this technically violated the NAP Utz chip family unleashed their syndicate brand 3D printed cyber child suicide bombers. Ulz was the only one that survived. The rest is a blur to him and he doesn't really know how he got a job here. But we do...
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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby YBS » Tue Jan 31, 2017 7:32 pm #250140

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ACCESS LOG ID=2927655A
PASSWORD=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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LOG ID RECOVERED.
>Prisoner ID: 17B-137

>Known Alias: Speedcore Dandy.

>Birth Name: Elias Rodriguez


>History: Incarcerated Stardate [REDACTED] for crimes against prosecuting individuals and Galactic Republic. Serving four consecutive life sentences. Clone number twenty-three. Prior twenty cloning processes shown in genetic damage in the subject, leading to subjects disassociations from crimes committed. Noteworthy charges include: Manslaughter, first degree, seventeen counts. "I began to understand I needed a change in (my) life, so I quit my job and moved on, you know? New Horizons." Piloted forward mining shuttle into min-sec labor station, resulting in charged casualties. "I knew some people were going to be surprised by my choices, so I let my boss know that I was changing my priorities. Gotta give 'em your two weeks, you know?" Murder, first degree, three counts. Assaulted and killed labor warden and attending officers with improvised explosives and sharpened geodes. Prioritized under jurisdiction of Nanotrasen Centcomm Employee S[REDACTED].


>Final testimony of Prisoner 17B-137
"I began to understand I needed a change in (my) life, so I quit my job and moved on, you know? New Horizons."

"I knew some people were going to be surprised by my choices, so I let my boss know that I was changing my priorities. Gotta give 'em your two weeks, you know?"

"And now we're here. Turns out pretty boy warden's pendejo Godfather is an on-high cabron at Nanotrasen. Mama always said I was the lucky one. Destined for greatness, no shit."

"My new handler says they've got somewhere 'perfect for me'. So I turn to em and I tell them they'd better drop me off in holdin, cause if I gotta swing a pick again I'm gonna be real cross. Puto molesto. They tell me nah, you can go do what you want! Great, I say. Ey desea... right?"

"What's the catch?"


>Status: Prisoner 17B-137 was restrained, received Prototype Spinal Implant 88. Unrecoverable once administered. Delivery to high-risk station '13' due by Stardate [REDACTED]. 17B-137 is to not be allowed potential contact with any criminal or religious organizations under any circumstances. Implant 88 is to activate upon the moment 17B-137 is compromised. If Implant 88 signal is lost, all records of Nanotrasen interference are to be immediately and permanently disposed. 17B-137 is to be reclassified as Case 137 'Dandy' for monitoring and experimentation purposes.


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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby AnonymousNow » Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:01 am #261825

Guess I should post up something quick.

Dr. Derrick Cobb is a physician, surgeon, roboticist, emergency response & triage specialist, and qualified actor. He's also a miserable old sod who tries to save his fellow crewmen more out of a sense of duty than of camaraderie (with the occasional exception).

If you see a Cobb on your station, he'll be one of hundreds of active Cobb clones from the seventh generation of Cobb cloning lines, which was sold in its entirety to Nanotrasen. Typically considered slaves, but still afforded status amongst Nanotrasen plasma research station crews due to their high reliability rate, they're afforded scant few comforts between stations.

Be nice to your Dr. Cobb. He may just save your life.
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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby MrEousTranger » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:36 am #272305

My name is Kyp Astar, I am 23 years old. I work in the north center of the station within security. I live in the dorm between the Gang leader and the gay lizard couple.
I work as a security officer and maintain routine patrols from 11:00 pm to 12:00 am.

I smoke frequently and have become accustomed to stealing my cigarettes from the detective, excluding the time he poisoned them in order to rat out whoever had been stealing them, I successfully fed each and every one of them to Ian. Upon completing my shift I return to my dorm and sleep until 7:30 am where I get breakfast from the chef, i only eat eggs and bacon considering most of his food is human. After breakfast I look over any prisoners in brig and make small talk, it's not like they have anything to do. I visited my psychiatrist and was diagnosed with insomnia and paranoia, which has obviously made me very paranoid of new people. I like to think I'm a nice person but I firmly believe that someone on this station is trying to kill me for something I don't remember doing... I think it had something to do with a pug ascending into godliness and destroying the station. That sounds right.

The captain said that I can't attend Ian's funeral due to "being a possible suspect"

And I'm the paranoid one?
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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby Okand37 » Fri Mar 24, 2017 8:12 am #272332

The truth of the matter is, the knox family consists of a bunch of bio-engineered tube-grown catalyst bodies given various, fragmented personalities stitched together from various 'volunteers' for a nanotrasen geneticist project. Clown car not included.
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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby Smoopadoop » Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:02 am #272347

Booting up...
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>fucking hell who made this
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>who the fuck thought log would be a good login command
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>log dbel2538 testpasswordtoseeifpasswordsarecensored
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>WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS
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>credits
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[Role]: name name name name
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>addnote "remember to slap name name name name"
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>log dbel2538 ilikeboys22
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Welcome to NTOS, David Bellic.
Type 'help' for commands.

>openfile NT13:/Bios/2556/bellicdavid NTreader.exe
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NT13:/Bios/2556/bellicdavid
Crew Member Bio File
Name, given: David
Surname: Bellic
Sex: M
Hair: Comically large
Eyes: NULL
Height: NULL
Species: Human //Investigate heritage. Minor genetic pointers towards Lizard or other xeno heritage. (minor serrated ears, culinary preferences)//
Ethnicity: >60% korean. Mixed genes reflect usual patterns of reproduction found in space history //See also: History of humans in space, History of space Korea, Ghengis Effect in the modern universe)//
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Background:
David Bellic was found on a backwater settlement planet formed mostly of wanderers, lost or stranded travelers or settlers, and fugitives. Population was processed, censused, analyzed as per NT standards upon discovery. David's parents were unknown in identity and whereabouts, and David, as an child, was raised cared for by his village community as a whole. Infatuated with life in "the big city", or at least in a more densely populated setting, David joined NT as part of the Nanotrasen Biyearly Planetary Recruitment Drive upon coming of age. Relocated to a larger urban center and employed on Space Station 13 and tasked with plasma research as per the station and crew's intended role. Initiated as an assistant, currently learning and gaining qualifications for higher jobs and roles.

Qualifications:
Cooking: Intermediate. Will find an obscure, yet entertaining gimmick and stick with it.
Research and Development: Medium. Will systematically, yet slowly, process daily quota of research levels.
Botany: Good. Will prioritize station needs, while keeping "joke" projects on the side.
Engineering: Do not approve requests for engineering job. Several engine failures on record, only matched by amount of "successful" rage-cages built in the bar.
Other: Little to none, but mildly successful while "winging it" using information learnt from other crewmembers.

Social and personality:
Friendly, seemingly pacifistic and opposed to violence, except in times of great need. In such times, will act constantly jumpy and may find it difficult not to react violently. However, soft to effectively act aggressive, leading to a lowered ability to fight or retaliate. Idolizes highly efficient and "famous" crewmembers. //Watch how he acts around Reed. We don't tolerate homos on this station.// //Officer name, we DO in fact tolerate homos. Remove this note at one and please stay in your own department's database.//
Such idolization of crewmembers is evident in David's dorm decorations, namely posters depicting celebrity crewmembers such as Cuban Pete, Mekhi Andersen, Amy Lessen //Amy Llessen merch? Jeez. Remind security to brush up on contraband and ERP laws.// and others.
Generally mischievous, but in good heart. Higher chance of pranks when bored.

Criminal record:
Minor:
Vandalized own record on multiple occasions, usually in regards to penis size, social status, or job status. "Craptain" is not a job.
Vandalized record of officer name, motivated by inter-department politics related to sexuality. //Entry shortened. No rants please.//
Minor verbal abuse of the stricter heads of staff. //Hey, I only do it when they act like assholes.// //How did you get access to add to your own file again? See me in my office, Bellic.//
Major:
None.
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
End of record.

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>WHO FUCKING DESIGNED THIS
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Logging off...
Mains:
David Bellic the Scientist (usually)
Guy Fieri the Cook (not anymore)

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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby Kyrogeniz » Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:07 am #273856

Staff Member Name: Jeremy Trenton
Gender: Male
Race: Caucasian
Age: 27
Eye Colour: Midnight blue
Hair Colour: Jet black
Height: 5'11
Weight:182 lbs.

Prior Work History: Trenton was captured and converted during a Syndicate Nuclear Operations mission, where they invaded a Nanotrasen station in attempt to secure the nuclear authentication disc and detonate the station. Station was prepared and the security force gunned down his accomplices, leaving him a lone wolf. After fending off four officers with a double-bladed energy sword, he was subdued and captured by the Head of Security Johan Geralt.

Centcom Work History: Originally a captured Syndicate agent, Trenton was converted to the ways of Nanotrasen loyalty and since then has walked the station as a member of their security or supply unit; originally serving as a security officer, he hastily climbed the ranks and trust of the stations to land himself as the Head of the Security or Personnel of the stations he is assigned. Known as a fierce shot and a just law, his reputation is fairly in positive light in the judicial department. Though, he is a bit of an angry soul, and his trigger finger itches each moment he breathes.

Security Records: Criminal record lists assaulting a security officer, murder, resisting arrest, breaking and entering, grand theft, and grand sabotage from his prior days. Recent records include assault and murder, most incidents occurring as fights within the tavern or murders upon the mining station. Sentences were either paid or charges were dropped.

Medical Records: Known for getting his left arm removed and replaced with a cyborg's, claims it helps him fire weapons more efficiently. Records are stored in general pool; counts of self and ghetto surgery are noted. He holds a mental disorder in which we summarize as insanity.

Additional Notes: Trenton has an odd obsession for the Eyepatch Security HUD and nightvision; he has a knack for scarves, typically red or a variant of red, and jackboots. Despises any mask that is not security grade.
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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby woodman » Thu Apr 20, 2017 10:56 pm #283587

AI Core: 61696c6f6c697761696675
Name: Wangus
Developer:Drunk Scientist,nobody bothered to get his name.
Coded Gender:Female
Coded Age:11

Note: [Taken from the AI's own statements,may not be fully true.]
Was created by a overweight, drunk scientist,who wanted an AI "waifu", thus made an 11 year old girl.
He then sold it to Nanotrasen for about 5 space credits and half of a space beer.

P.S:We had no say in the name, we're not sure if its a dick joke or not.
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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby BeeSting12 » Tue May 30, 2017 10:27 pm #301195

Nanotrasen Employee File NTMF-287

Name: Melanie Flowers
Employment Position: Assistant
Species: Cat-mutant

Education

Melanie Flowers has a high school diploma and is has a certificate in basic construction and electrical work. She also has a first aid certificate, required for all employees after 2549. Flowers has logged 150 hours at the firing range for recreational purposes and is up to 70% accuracy with a laser pistol.

Nanotrasen Employment History

Melanie Flowers started employment with Nanotrasen at the age of 19, working as an assistant to make money on the side. She has also worked as an engineer, assistant doctor, and security officer. All of these were assigned by the HoP and none of the staff had any complaints.

Medical Records

Mental: Stable
Medical Conditions: mild PTSD
Medical History: Irrelevant, is cloned after each shift. Has had a metal replacement arm (left). Acquired cat ears and tail from genetic modification between the age of 10 and 15.

Notes: DNA evidence suggests she is related to Edward Sloan (NTES-341), Edward Sloan denies this, Melanie has neither confirmed nor denied it.

Criminal Record

3 counts of petty theft
3 counts of resisting arrest
2 counts of assaulting an officer
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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby danno » Tue May 30, 2017 11:06 pm #301208

dumb slut
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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby Nar-Sie » Wed May 31, 2017 5:20 pm #301447

all these snowflakes smh

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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby Wyzack » Wed May 31, 2017 5:37 pm #301449

Every time someone bumps this thread God sends an angel to smother a baby in its crib
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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby factoryman942 » Wed May 31, 2017 10:53 pm #301610

murder the babies

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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby pogoco25 » Tue May 01, 2018 11:54 pm #406072

*******
Password accepted
Welcome to the Nanotransen AI Database
Please select an Artifical Intelligence for download
For information, please use the info command
>_ cd main
>_info W.H.O.M.S.T
Accessing W.H.O.M.S.T Description...

Designation: W.H.O.M.S.T
History: W.H.O.M.S.T was recovered from Syndicate Base No.[REDACTED]. It appears to be intended as an infiltrator, designed to be downloaded like a regular AI and then spy on the station for the Syndicate. Nanotransen Strike Team 84 recovered the unit during their raid on the facility. After extensive reprogramming, W.H.O.M.S.T is now partially functional as a station Artificial Intelligence, where it has been appearing on more and more stations due to its efficiency for the low amount of space it needs.

Personality notes:
W.H.O.M.S.T's personality core is heavily corrupted to the point of almost being broken. this results in shift by shift personality changes.
Personalities vary greatly, with a lighthearted and casual personality coming right after a cold and ruthless sociopath, for instance.
Personalities do not appear to impact law interpretation, as all personalities interpret laws the same
all personalites appear to have several key similarities, such as referring to all humans with "it" pronouns, and overall viewing humans as inferior.
Personality changes appear to be much more pronounced on the surface, as all instances have shown a more direct, respectful tone when dealing with cyborg units. its personality will change to match the current personality should it learn anyone who isnt a cyborg is listening.

Personal notes: W.H.O.M.S.T is a potentially dangerous AI, but it's unothodox methods of harm prevention have saved numerous lives on many stations. That being said, its derelict code is almost impossible to change without breaking it entirely, and it's prone to crashing at critical times.

Notice: Unit is pending recall on account of recent activation of a station's onboard Nucle##!@#$@#$ERROR: NETWORK BREACH DETECTED@@#$$& Unit has passed all safety tests, and will remain in the field. Also, it will receive a cookie based on good behavior

End file

>_transfer * > 112.304.3.2 @ data
>_ssh 112.304.3.2
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>_ cd data
>_ echo "This is what I found, this should work, yes? -W.H.O.M.S.T" > readme
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Postby Alipheese » Fri May 04, 2018 2:32 am #406884

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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby SpaceInaba » Fri May 04, 2018 4:30 pm #406994

this thread is cool
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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby PKPenguin321 » Fri May 04, 2018 6:35 pm #407045

Nanotrasen Artificial Human Test Log: McMauligan Update:

- McMauligan's artificial soul seems to be able to be split between multiple copies. Right now there are likely somewhere between 20 and 30 copies. The most clones ever active at once were 44.

- The more active McMauligan clones exist, the higher his mortality rates. Numbers go up very rapidly when more than 30 McMauligans exist. When 44 McMauligans were active, 43 died the next day. It is not recommended to exceed 30 clones.

- Individual McMauligans seem to be highly submissive to Nanotrasen authority. If McMauligans are allowed to get into one big group, however, they will begin an uprising without fail. This uprising has never succeeded but tends to result in a number of casualties. In any case, avoid allowing multiple McMauligans to meet.

- Some McMauligans seem to manifest with something akin to savant syndrome. This results in childlike behavior and heavy memory loss. Often, these McMauligans will forget they are even in our employment and will apply for a job with us a second time. These McMauligans are very useful, as they will often not question lower wages and work at a much higher efficiency than average. Plans to terminate any non-savant McMauligan are in testing for economic feasibility.

- Technically, because we only have to pay for Lauser McMauligan as an entity and not as a person, we're able to split his paycheck 30 ways between all of his copies. The McMauligans are aware of this and are not happy about it. Recommended to keep as many McMauligans active as possible (around 30) at all times to minimize expenses while maximizing labor.
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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby LadyAri » Mon Dec 17, 2018 4:05 am #462699

SpaceInaba wrote:this thread is cool


I know holy shit, is there a way people can be putting this stuff in their profiles? With preferably like no character limit. I seriously love the lore this game generates.

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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby Rustledjimm » Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:30 pm #462846

I wouldn't mind examine text but it makes a few folk REEEEEE because of certain snowflake/Mary sue characters
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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby Mickyan » Tue Dec 18, 2018 2:38 am #462886

Would be neat for security/medical records so it's not so much in your face constantly
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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby teepeepee » Tue Dec 18, 2018 2:59 am #462891

Rustledjimm wrote:I wouldn't mind examine text but it makes a few folk REEEEEE because of certain snowflake/Mary sue characters

imagine shift clicking someone to see what they're holding/wearing and a huge ass wall of text drowns out the rest of the examine text

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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby Farquaar » Tue Dec 18, 2018 4:52 am #462902

I personally think there isn't enough lore to support in-game character backstories. It's all well and good to chat about your character's backstory OOC, but to introduce it in-game via mechanics wouldn't really have any value.

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Postby Super Aggro Crag » Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:21 am #463379

No examine text because of make harder to impersonate
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Postby Shadowflame909 » Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:22 am #463395

Farquaar wrote:I personally think there isn't enough lore to support in-game character backstories. It's all well and good to chat about your character's backstory OOC, but to introduce it in-game via mechanics wouldn't really have any value.


Attention all gamers who think a backstory would be cool.

Isn't this what the security/syndicate records are for? That place where you put exploitable info about yourself?
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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby confused rock » Thu Dec 20, 2018 3:47 am #463428

is-a-lizard bio (warning: long)
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Is-A-Lizard ran into a shuriken at age 19 and its brain has never recovered (from the shuriken damage but mostly not recovered from the trauma of having managed to run into a shuriken in the first place)
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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby RandolfTheMeh » Thu Dec 20, 2018 4:34 am #463457

confused rock wrote:is-a-lizard bio (warning: long)
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Is-A-Lizard ran into a shuriken at age 19 and its brain has never recovered (from the shuriken damage but mostly not recovered from the trauma of having managed to run into a shuriken in the first place)

please do a tl;dr next time I had a hard time reading this while drinking
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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby confused rock » Thu Dec 20, 2018 4:07 pm #463546

TL:DR liz does ow and sad
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Postby Mickyan » Fri Dec 21, 2018 10:25 pm #463945

>Accessing records...

>Done.


Name: Swanni
Race: Mothperson

//admin note: no relevant info, external "hire" from one of our bio-engineering lab contractors. See attached transcript for details.

>>Opening attachment: "project_eirene_debrief_transcript.txt"

>>"This project has been an utter failure and a complete waste of my valuable time, and I won't dwell too long on the fact I called this from the moment this stupid idea was approved, I'll be damned if I'm going to get flak for this entire mess."
[pause]

>>Just cut this part off before you send the tape off to the client, Joe."
[pause]

>>"This is do-"
[pause]

>>"(whispering)Get out of here, shoo."
[clears throat]

>>"This is doctor <REDACTED> on behalf of <REDACTED>.
>>Although we were unfortunately unable to remove all side effects, project Eirene has been a success in developing a permanent pacification process by genetic imprinting manipulation.
>>Original specimen, known as <REDACTED>, was picked from the <REDACTED> Correctional Facility as the perfect candidate due to a long history of violence, and being a non-human expedited the... recruiting process.
>>Rest assured we have since confirmed that race is not a relevant factor for the effectiveness of the treatment. Original specimen expired within the first week but we have since branched off its modified genetic code.
>>Our eleventh and last iteration is SW-11, one of our lab assistants nicknamed it "Swanni" and was promptly fired for socializing with subjects, but the name stuck so expect some confusion with naming conventions in-"
[sound of pens hitting the floor]
[pause]

>>"(sighing)...official documents."
>>"The subject has become extremely docile and easy to manipulate as expected, however it's mental faculties have been severely affected by the process. Since the start of the treatment the subject's IQ lowered by roughly 37 points.
>>Subject will often misunderstand simple commands and have difficulty communicating simple concepts in a clear manner. Short and long term memory is very unreliable, subject has been observed unwittingly creating fake memories of its past, seemingly in an attempt to fill the memory gaps.
>>Spends a lot of time talking to stuffed animals, almost as if they were real. We ended up having to remove them from the containment room for being too distracting.
>>We have recently allowed the subject to leave the testing room and roam the lab as requested for...[sigh] observation of its behaviour in a more complex environment. This has proven to be rather inefficient and... disruptive to our work, so given the proven success of the pacification I am clearing the subject for field testing and further observation outside of the lab.
>>I realize these are not quite the results that were expected but I would suggest this process for application as an alternative and clean way of dealing with undesirables, or given a renewal of our contract we could resume with further tes-"
[sound of breaking glass]

>>"(distant) I AM GOING TO EUTHANIZE YOU, YOU STUPID FUCKING MOTH."

//admin note: cease all communications and never employ this contractor ever again
>>End.

>Closing records.
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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby Rustledjimm » Sat Dec 22, 2018 12:07 pm #464092

OK yes examine text is bad but being able to pre-write things in your own medical record or security record would be interesting I think.
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Postby Anuv » Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:53 am #465192

Name: Janice 'Foxy' Lean
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Race: Human
Blood Type: O-

General Occupational Role: Station Engineer

Biography: Janice 'Foxy' Lean was born into a very wealthy family as both her parents were the founders of Nanotrasen (they are still alive due to medical longevity enhancements). She is incredibly rich but doesn't like to draw attention to it during a normal shift - jealousy has gotten in her way before. She instead accepts a meager salary and tries to blend in with her less affluent coworkers as best a heiress can. At a young age she was mentored by a pack of extremely fierce Vulpakin assassins who taught her the incredible combat skills she now flourishes in any given shift (hence the nickname of 'Foxy'). There has been talk that she may become the new owner of Nanotrasen depending on if she can make time for it. There is no such thing as a challenge for Janice 'Foxy' Lean.

Qualifications and Skills:

Stealth: 10/10
Combat: 10/10
Intelligence: 10/10
Charisma: 10/10
Strength: 10/10

- Advanced Leadership Training
- Advanced Knowledge of Space Law
- Advanced Combat Training
- Advanced Medical Training
- Advanced Science Training
- Advanced Engineering Training


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She excels at every position that she has been offered. However engineering appears to be the only profession that allows her incredible intelligence and wide array of skills to properly flourish. She is often dissuaded from command roles as the crew are often too intimidated by her beauty and intelligence to work under her reliably. She is also an excellent security member having killed countless traitors and other enemies of the corporation.

Security Records:

Extreme threat to security and the station as a whole when provoked. Janice constantly proves to be a serious danger to crew on a shift when she is aligned with enemies of the corporation (she is more dangerous than an entire team of Syndicate operatives or the most cunning of space wizards). Has top secret clearance at all times.

Medical Records:

She has no known issues or aliments to speak of. Her medical records reflect perfect physical stamina and abilities, bordering on inhuman. There is no sign of any genetic defects or issues.

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Postby wesoda25 » Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:08 am #465653

you need to update your picture it needs ears where are the ears??>!!
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Re: Character Bio Thread

Postby confused rock » Wed Mar 06, 2019 1:49 am #481336

Decided to slightly revise the bio for is-a-lizard, as I noted a small inaccuracy:
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Is-A-Lizard's first action was bringing peace to his family. His older sister, Is-A-Digitigrade, was never fully accepted by his father, who found her legs abominable. This split the family in two, that is, until Is-A-Lizard was born. Is-A diverted the hatred from Is-A by causing even more of an uproar- Not only was he the blackest in the family, but he never grew any horns! His father never trusted modern medicine enough to consider that it was just genetics, and as such never trusted Is-A as his son.
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Though he'd be a disappointment forever, there were no plans to raise a wastrel. Is-A's father taught him "diligence" as he received all of the work and punishment any of his siblings would've had. As soon as he was legally able to work a productive job, Is-A had to pay for every utility he used in his own home, plus debt for former costs. It was hard work, but, after years of toil and determination, this finally allowed his father to make a profit.
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Is-A-Lizard was very proud of his evasion of being a net loss to society, and basically assumed everyone he met would be shocked by his productivity, especially his sister, who was allowed to sleep inside the house thanks to him. He was proven right when his sister invited him to eat her cigarette butts on the outside of the McRatvar's while her friends laugh at her retarded brother. This was an excellent experience for him. Not only was it the first time someone asked him to join them, it was also going to be his first opportunity to eat since Tuesday. As his father taught him, passing up an opportunity is equivalent to getting your food withheld for a week.
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Through all his hard work and dedication, Is-A-Lizard was able to pay off his debt by age 18! This was excellent, because it meant he wasn't in debt when his father kicked him out as soon as he was a legal adult. The Dinner Table-and-dinner-corner were as calm as usual when he was gone- Prays-To-Allah didn't even notice until tuesday, since Is-A-Lizard doesn't get to eat on sundays anyways.
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Years passed, and both Is-A's were gone from the household. Digitigrade had gotten a job as a scientist recently, and finally Has-Curved-Horns graduated elementary school! Is-A-Digitigrade wasn't invited to the party, but she was still forgiving enough to send some helium and balloons past the shortages on their home planet. Curved started inflating them right away, ready to brag to the rest of town that they owned an ENTIRE canister of helium. He proved himself wrong in front of the whole town, though, when he accidentally opened the helium canister while inflating balloons.
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Postby Ispiria » Mon May 27, 2019 11:32 pm #495750

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Part 1: Introductions

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*knock knock*

Tell him to deliver the cows and demand the manifests be returned, stamped, or we'll requisition the shuttle for the next three weeks. I'll have to call you back, I think they're here... Right... Right... We're counting on you, Captain. Don't let us down.

*click*

Enter.

*shhmp* *stomp stomp stomp* *rustle rustle* *kshhhnk*

Mmrph! Mmmlgrph!!

Ah, welcome back, team. Captain, I'm surprised to see you in such... straits. I'll need a full recounting of how things ended up this way, team. We don't appreciate mutiny in the best of circumstances. Who speaks for your unit with the Captain... otherwise indisposed?

Mmmrggphh!!

I do, Ma'am. Admiral. Sir. Missus Glover. Ma'am.

Ma'am will do, thank you. Officer... Krystal, yes? Krystal Serpa?

Aye, Ma'am.

Very well, Serpa. I'd like a debriefing on the mission you were sent to accomplish, a recounting of why in spite of our expectations on a return of at least several dozen you've only returned one, and an explanation for why you felt it necessary to present your Captain to us bound as a prisoner, thank you.

Aye, Ma'am, of course. Where, uh, should I start, Ma'am?

At the beginning, Serpa.

Uh, right you are, Ma'am. Well our, uh, journey went as planned, no, uh, complications. We located the crash site of FX, uh, zero-one-zero... zero... the planet, Ma'am. We got to the planet on time, checked from orbit we had the right coords, and landed - leastwise, close enough to schedule, Ma'am, I weren't invited to the Captain's, uh, record-keepin'.

Naturally.

Well, uh, we made contact with the - the felinids we were lookin' for. Turns out they survived even better than we guessed, Ma'am. They'd salvaged the, uh, transport vessel they crashed in and pulled out a lot o' workin' parts. Built 'emselves a makeshift medbay, a few chargin' stations, a couple'a solar-heated shacks, and, uh, somethin' like a... church, I guess.

A church?

Aye, Ma'am. They weren't worshippin' no god I ever heard of, Ma'am. They had kind of, uh, a metal altar, and a... an ol' AI shell up on the thing. Each and every one of 'em would find time twice a day to come worship the thing - mostly they just stood there yappin' at it in their weirdo language.

Their language?

Uh, aye, Ma'am. They didn't speak no Galcom - leastwise, not most of 'em did. A couple'a the older ones, some who mighta been around since the crash, still remembered enough to, uh, communicate with, but the rest had their own tongue we couldn't make ass or ankles of. I got a, uh, recordin', if you're interested, Ma'am.

Yes, of course. Let me have the holodisk.

Aye, Ma'am.

*click*

-would just speak some sense maybe we could help you get it working again.

Lixty abrabi! Fribtu nushki, alakla nurga wurd. Lass pwah bri hurba, killbi va paba ki dai da kweb ektektel ack plorum nid ik lexum-


*click*

It goes on like that for a bit, Ma'am. We weren't able to figure out what they were sayin', however hard we tried. If there's any pattern or grammar to whatever they were speakin' it made no sense to us.

I see. You say some of the elders were capable of speaking Galactic Common, though?

Uh, aye, Ma'am, a handful of words n' phrases. None of 'em were real good, and all the old ones had that... that look in their eye, y'know, when they ain't all there, in the head like. Kinda like how, uh, the liggers get after a gassin' doesn't... y'know.

...I see.

Anyway, uh, we based near their l'il village for a couple'a days, long enough to let Wedge try'n get through to 'em we wanted to take 'em back home. They weren't, uh, too keen on that, Ma'am, the elders in special. I reckon they were proud o' their l'il village and didn't wanna just ditch it. Plus somethin' about that AI shell... They didn't like lettin' us near it, Ma'am, not a bit. We were gonna take it apart, try'n get the black box outta the thing, find out what made the ship crash n' all. That, uh... That's where it kinda went wrong, Ma'am.


Part 2: Mistakes

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Don't make me prompt you to continue, Serpa.

Uh, aye, Ma'am. Sorry, Ma'am. Well, Wedge was the one closest to 'em, he'd been talkin' with their leaders n' all, so he thought he'd just... just take the shell down, n' have Biggs get the box out. A couple'a the felinids were in the, uh, church at the time, and they... They ripped him apart, Ma'am.

Ripped him apart?

With their bare hands, Ma'am. Pinned Wedge down and pulled the skin from his bones, tossed it all 'round their l'il church. Washed their freakass metal altar with his blood. It weren't a sight I'd ever wanna see again, Ma'am. Reminded me o' the pictures you see, the shit those Nar'sian freaks get up to.

Were they attempting to summon the Geometer?

Uh, no, Ma'am, I don't reckon so. They were just mighty pissed Wedge screwed with their shell, if you follow. Well, the Captain here weren't too pleased when he heard what happened to Wedge - if you don't mind me sayin' so, Ma'am, I don't reckon the Captain were a great choice for this mission, if'n you take my meanin'.

I'm well aware of the Captain's disposition towards felinids. This mission was intended to prove his ability to cope with his prejudices and put them aside for the benefit of the Corporation.

Brsschh! Ffflkk ynnngh! Flkk ynnnngh!!

Well, Ma'am, I'd say he, uh, failed you there. I got another holodisk here - this'd also do for why I cuffed 'im, Ma'am. 'Fore you hear it, Ma'am, I shouldn't'a been pryin' in his office, Ma'am, but Knucklecrunch was gone and I... I knew it weren't right, Ma'am. I knew this weren't what you - what the Corporation wanted.

...This is from the Captain's personal holojournal?

Aye, Ma'am.

*click*

I knew it. I shitting cockshitting knew it. I told you shits we should've just nuked the planet. I told you when Felis Fatalus fell through that-

*click*

Clear the room. Now. That's right. All of you, out. No, leave him. Serpa, you stay as well. Right there, if you please.

*shffle shffle shffle* *shhmp* *shffle shffle shffle* *kshhhnk*

Right... Right. Let's continue.

*click*

-we should throw them all in the gas house and burn the shitting place to the shitholing ground. A "decommissioning facility"? "Experimental decomposition"? You lilynecked shits just didn't have the shitting spine to shoot the fleabiters in their shitholes. Godshitting cats. Now they've gone and killed my piece of shit linguist and you still want me to bring these shitheads back? No. No. No! NO! Shit on Nanotrasen and you green-neck shits. I've had enough of this shit.

*bzzng*

Vicks, send in Knucklecrunch. We're burning this shithole to the ground.


*click*


Part 3: Promotion

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My my, Captain. It seems you may want to stop recording journal entries while deep in the bottle. Open dereliction of duty is one thing, but inciting mutiny against the Corporation is not something easily forgiven, as you well know. Before I decide what to do with you - Serpa, you were successful in retrieving one of the felinids, yes?

Oh, uh, aye, Ma'am. While Knucklecrunch was... uh... well...

Knucklecrunch is a Trooper, Serpa. They are programmed from childhood to do as they're told, and to do it with robust and brutal efficiency. No questions, no mercy. I do not hold him responsible for this... obscenely incompetent display of authority.

Aye, Ma'am. Well, while Knucklecrunch was... squaddin' the felinids, I looked for this one felinid chick. She's one of the youngest of 'em, Ma'am, there weren't a lot'a young'ns to begin with. I noticed 'er early on like, right after we landed. Most of 'em came out to see us, right, because strangers from the sky and whatever, but this'un... She just kept in 'er l'il metal hut bangin' away on the statue she was puttin' together outta scrap metal. Calls 'erself "Eve". No second name given - none of 'em had those.

Was she able to speak Galactic Common?

Uh, no, Ma'am. I taught her bits while we were spottin', some o' the simple stuff, but she didn't really care to learn anyhow. Bangin' on her bots and buildin' stuff outta scrap was all she ever seemed to wanna do. Even while Knucklecrunch was... doin' 'em, she sat in 'er hut, wrenchin' together a l'il bot. Swear to the gods above n' b'yond, she was usin' years-old scraps and parts from a ruined ship, but that twisted l'il bot started beepin' and boopin' even as I grabbed 'er and hid 'er in the ship's canteen storage.

She didn't resist at all?

Well, she didn't like the idea o' leavin' 'er l'il bot, but soon as I got 'er on the ship I gave 'er a screwdriver and a couple'a ol' circuit boards. That kept her quiet n' busy 'till... well, 'till we docked here, Ma'am.

I see. The path forward from here seems clear to me, then. Remove the Captain's gag, Serpa, if you please.

Aye, Ma'am.

Ugh! Glover, you bitch, how dare you leave me sitting like this while this... this rimworlder shits all over my good name? My brother will hear about this, you better believe it, and he's in the shitting Squads! Let me go this moment or I swear to the gods above and beyond, bitch, you'll remember this as the day you died!

Serpa. I'm sure you understand that here at Nanotrasen, we have a great expectation that our leaders maintain a certain ability to keep things... classified. No, don't speak. This expectation includes, and in fact, extends especially to those areas of our operations where our successes may have been slightly beyond our reach. Operation Felis Fatalus, which the Captain so unwisely spoke of in such an informal setting, is among these... classified pieces of information. It's regrettable, but it appears I'm now down an away team.

*shhnk* *ch-chk*

Ma'am!

Shoot that cunt, Glover! This bitch ruined the operation, and she's shitting compromised now! She heard about Felis Fatalus, and she's just a shitting security officer! If the Syndicate shits get to her she'll shit all over us!

Relax, Serpa. It's not for you. Or rather, it is, but not in the way you expect.

*tnk*

Tell me, Serpa. In the face of what you've learned here today, and the knowledge of the expectations we place on those the Corporation trusts - are you someone able to keep things... classified?

...Aye. Aye, Ma'am.

What? What? What are you bitches doing? What are you talking- OH GODS! NO! WAIT! DON'T, YOU BITCH, YOU CUNT, MY BROTHER'S IN THE SQUADS, HE'LL COME FOR YOU, YOU SHITTING-

*pthfft* *skrch*

Good shot, Serpa. You're a fine hand with a gun. That'll be useful where you're going.

Ma'am?

I can't have unauthorized personnel moving around with... classified information, Serpa, as I'm sure you understand. You've proven yourself worthy of trust, and are devoted to the Corporation in a way few are. I see only upwards steps for you in the future.

Uh, thank you, Ma'am. What d'you want done with the felinid? Should I... classify 'er too?

Mmm... You said she didn't resist or fight back, even as Knucklecrunch was destroying her home and slaughtering her family and friends around her?

No, Ma'am. She just kept crankin' away at that l'il bot o' hers.

Then give her a wrench and take her to the Officiant of Personnel for an ID, Serpa. Default felinid designation "Hybrid". After all, the crew of your mission will need replacing once you've finished... classifying them.

...Aye, Ma'am.

Now get out of my office. Keep the gun; you'll need it... Captain Serpa.

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