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lizards wearing wigs

Postby Space Panda » Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:41 pm #576305

What's up with all those Nanotrasen lizards pretending to have human hair? Lizard's shouldn't have hair.

Stop trying to adhere to anthropocentric beauty standards. Embrace true scaly beauty. Fuck those furry-headed smoothskins (figuratively and literally).

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Re: lizards wearing wigs

Postby wesoda25 » Mon Sep 14, 2020 10:31 pm #576314

I agree but for different reasons.

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Re: lizards wearing wigs

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Tue Sep 15, 2020 1:55 am #576325

wigs keep your head warm dumbass
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Re: lizards wearing wigs

Postby Misdoubtful » Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:17 am #576342

Super Aggro Crag wrote:wigs keep your head warm dumbass


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Re: lizards wearing wigs

Postby Farquaar » Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:21 am #576344

Super Aggro Crag wrote:wigs keep your head warm dumbass

Lizards are cold-blooded. For them, wigs keep heat out just as much as they keep heat in. Ever wonder why you've never seen a furry lizard?

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Re: lizards wearing wigs

Postby Tlaltecuhtli » Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:25 am #576360

if lizards need to keep heat why dont they grow hair n shit? evolutionists btfo

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Re: lizards wearing wigs

Postby confused rock » Tue Sep 15, 2020 12:18 pm #576365

Farquaar wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:wigs keep your head warm dumbass

Lizards are cold-blooded. For them, wigs keep heat out just as much as they keep heat in. Ever wonder why you've never seen a furry lizard?

finally another intellectual
clothing does nothing to keep lizards warm because it preserves body heat, body heat lizards can't make.
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Re: lizards wearing wigs

Postby Mickyan » Tue Sep 15, 2020 4:25 pm #576375

people in this thread just want to ban lizards from wearing clothes, nice try weirdos
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Re: lizards wearing wigs

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:18 pm #576383

Farquaar wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:wigs keep your head warm dumbass

Lizards are cold-blooded. For them, wigs keep heat out just as much as they keep heat in. Ever wonder why you've never seen a furry lizard?

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Re: lizards wearing wigs

Postby Space Panda » Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:55 pm #576388

Super Aggro Crag wrote:
Farquaar wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:wigs keep your head warm dumbass

Lizards are cold-blooded. For them, wigs keep heat out just as much as they keep heat in. Ever wonder why you've never seen a furry lizard?

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nice picture of an extinct animal that went extinct because its body was unfit to survive

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Re: lizards wearing wigs

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Wed Sep 16, 2020 4:36 am #576456

Actually it evolved into other species dude
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Re: lizards wearing wigs

Postby Farquaar » Wed Sep 16, 2020 4:42 am #576457

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Actually it evolved into other species dude

Yes. Endothermic species that were no longer reptiles.

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Re: lizards wearing wigs

Postby Armhulen » Wed Sep 16, 2020 5:57 am #576462

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Actually it evolved into other species dude

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Re: lizards wearing wigs

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:26 am #576492

Farquaar wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Actually it evolved into other species dude

Yes. Endothermic species that were no longer reptiles.

Its a pterosaur

Saur means lizard
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Re: lizards wearing wigs

Postby Space Panda » Wed Sep 16, 2020 12:12 pm #576503

Super Aggro Crag wrote:
Farquaar wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Actually it evolved into other species dude

Yes. Endothermic species that were no longer reptiles.

Its a pterosaur

Saur means lizard


he's talking about birds. he's still wrong though, cuz birds didn't evolve from pterosaurs, they evolved from dinosaurs

and you're wrong again cuz birds are still dinosaurs, even though they're not lizards anymore

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and all pterosaurs are dead cuz they suck

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Re: lizards wearing wigs

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Wed Sep 16, 2020 3:10 pm #576512

I never said pterosaurs evolved into birbs i said dimorphodon evolved into other pterosaurs

I posted a fuzzy lizard and you keep shifting the goal posts knock it off
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Re: lizards wearing wigs

Postby Space Panda » Wed Sep 16, 2020 3:33 pm #576513

Super Aggro Crag wrote:I never said pterosaurs evolved into birbs i said dimorphodon evolved into other pterosaurs

I posted a fuzzy lizard and you keep shifting the goal posts knock it off


yes and the fuzzy lizards died because lizards shouldn't have hair

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Re: lizards wearing wigs

Postby Sheodir » Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:10 pm #576562

Actually I'm pretty sure SS13 lizards are warm blooded, be it through genetic modification or something else
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Re: lizards wearing wigs

Postby RaveRadbury » Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:19 pm #576566

Sheodir wrote:Actually I'm pretty sure SS13 lizards are warm blooded, be it through genetic modification or something else

Cold blood lizards were added in Better species environment handlers, and custom race body temperature, before this they had offset temp thresholds.
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Re: lizards wearing wigs

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:51 pm #576575

Space Panda wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:I never said pterosaurs evolved into birbs i said dimorphodon evolved into other pterosaurs

I posted a fuzzy lizard and you keep shifting the goal posts knock it off


yes and the fuzzy lizards died because lizards shouldn't have hair

fuzzy lizards died because of a space rock a drillion years ago

who is to say that it is now not a good time for fuzzy lizards in the year of spacemen
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Re: lizards wearing wigs

Postby IcePacks » Fri Sep 18, 2020 5:57 am #576712

hi just stopping by to say that i'm blown away to see "anthropocentric" used in /tg/station discourse

i am ambivalent towards this thread just swinging by to say this
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Re: lizards wearing wigs

Postby Critawakets » Fri Sep 18, 2020 4:50 pm #576746

lizards wearing clothing make it so that they keep in heat from the areas where they were in good temperatures, since they wont be going outside to Winter Hell Land for too long, giving them ample time to reheat.

Wearing wigs is still stupid though. It looks creepy like you want to scalp a human to imitate them. And if its for "Keeping Heat" you should wear hair all around your body then
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Re: lizards wearing wigs

Postby wesoda25 » Fri Sep 18, 2020 11:44 pm #576783

Don’t give them any ideas


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