/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Sun Jun 11, 2017 5:56 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

you stick your hand in the gross fountain water

you start swirling it around looking for... something, I guess, when something nips at your hand

you yank your hand out of the hellspawn evil demon fountain fuck my finger ow ow ow

Posted: **Sun Jun 11, 2017 6:39 pm**

Use rake upside down as a makeshift filter to get stuff sitting in the bottom of the fountain.

Posted: **Sun Jun 11, 2017 6:42 pm**

I KNOW THIS ONE

I KNOW THIS ONE

Search the broken egg there's probably like a jewel or some shit inside it

Posted: **Sun Jun 11, 2017 6:48 pm**

yeah my creature killing is not without reason and rhyme

Posted: **Sun Jun 11, 2017 6:53 pm**

Contemplate the fact that you just killed a bird-to-be
That birds mother probably had ye flask
And you killed its kid
You monster
You'll never get ye flask back now

Posted: **Sun Jun 11, 2017 7:40 pm**

bandit wrote:I KNOW THIS ONE

I KNOW THIS ONE

Search the broken egg there's probably like a jewel or some shit inside it

you go back to the shattered egg

it's just fucking yolk and shell lying on the ground

the yolk has begin to seep into the cracks between tiles

Armhulen wrote:yeah my creature killing is not without reason and rhyme

you try to delude yourself into thinking this was the correct course of action

factoryman942 wrote:Contemplate the fact that you just killed a bird-to-be
That birds mother probably had ye flask
And you killed its kid
You monster
You'll never get ye flask back now

you don't know if this will affect your changes of getting ye flask

it didn't help, though

D&B wrote:Use rake upside down as a makeshift filter to get stuff sitting in the bottom of the fountain.

you stick the rake into the murky water and sift around a bit

you don't pick anything up but plant matter and shitty gross water that's nearly a solid

Posted: **Sun Jun 11, 2017 7:47 pm**

wedge the rake into the tile which the yolk is seeping into and remove it from the ground, why not?

Posted: **Sun Jun 11, 2017 8:01 pm**

Let's make some progress, open the cellar door even though it's probably locked

Posted: **Sun Jun 11, 2017 10:08 pm**

is the wall tall enough to use the rake to grab the top and then climb on the rake?

Posted: **Sun Jun 11, 2017 11:18 pm**

Can we tell where the sealed door inside the house goes?
IE: is there a window we can go through to bypass the door?

Can we even tell what's keeping the door closed (latch, lock etc?) If it's a simple latch we can probably lift it by sticking the rake in and pushing it up. We could try levering it with the rake if that doesn't work.

Is the shed close to the wall?
Is is high enough that we could get over it if we can climb onto the shed?

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 2:17 pm**

bman wrote:wedge the rake into the tile which the yolk is seeping into and remove it from the ground, why not?

you try to further defile the innocent egg by scraping its remains out of the tiles

it's a rake, though, so you don't have much luck

John_Oxford wrote:is the wall tall enough to use the rake to grab the top and then climb on the rake?

the wall is tall enough that even if you climbed on top of the house and this magically worked (how would the rake stay hooked to the top it's a RAKE) you still wouldn't have enough reach

lumipharon wrote:Can we tell where the sealed door inside the house goes?
IE: is there a window we can go through to bypass the door?

Can we even tell what's keeping the door closed (latch, lock etc?) If it's a simple latch we can probably lift it by sticking the rake in and pushing it up. We could try levering it with the rake if that doesn't work.

Is the shed close to the wall?
Is is high enough that we could get over it if we can climb onto the shed?

the closed door in the house remains a mystery to you at this moment

you didn't examine the knob super closely beyond noticing that it felt like it moved a little bit when the knob was turned and you pushed on it

the shed is by the wall but no you can't hop the wall sorry

bandit wrote:Let's make some progress, open the cellar door even though it's probably locked

you walk over to the cellar door and give it a pull expecting nothing

Spoiler:

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 2:26 pm**

toss the rake in the chron-o-john

Bernard needs it to get the Super Battery to fit into Hoagie's chron-o-john plug

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 4:05 pm**

Qbopper wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
Qbopper wrote:you decide to ignore the voices in your head until one of them contributes to your quest to retrieve ye flask

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:13 pm**

Keep using the rake as a fucked up spoon to see if I can bring up to surface whatever nipped my hand.

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:21 pm**

make sure that lamp's lit and head down to ye cellar

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:27 pm**

bandit wrote:make sure that lamp's lit and head down to ye cellar

seconded

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:45 pm**

D&B wrote:Keep using the rake as a fucked up spoon to see if I can bring up to surface whatever nipped my hand.

you start swishing the rake around

it comes back out missing some of the (spokes? pieces? rails? fuck what do you call the individual things on a rake)

bandit wrote:make sure that lamp's lit and head down to ye cellar

you do that

it smells damp down in the cellar - you're probably going to breathe in some shitty mold and cut decades off your lifespan

as you enter the cellar you note there's a lantern bolted to the wall keeping the place illuminated

you see a table with various pieces of paper on it

there's also a bookshelf, but it doesn't look like it has anything on it

what do you do

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:55 pm**

read the paper

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 6:32 pm**

bandit wrote:read the paper

various pieces of paper on it

you walk over to the table and take a look

most of the pages have been ruined by water damage (fuckin' mold, man, it's gonna get you) but one is still legible

Code: Select all

note to self: get rid of the thing on the outside doorframe stopping the door from opening outwards

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 6:44 pm**

Qbopper wrote:
bandit wrote:read the paper

various pieces of paper on it
you walk over to the table and take a look

most of the pages have been ruined by water damage (fuckin' mold, man, it's gonna get you) but one is still legible
Code: Select all
note to self: get rid of the thing on the outside doorframe stopping the door from opening outwards

read that

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 6:45 pm**

save game

exit game

go to browser

type in "ye flask walkthrough" on google

press enter

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 6:46 pm**

hmmm

maybe

get rid of the thing on the outside doorframe stopping the door from opening outwards

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 6:50 pm**

Armhulen wrote:read that

iamgoofball wrote:save game

exit game

go to browser

type in "ye flask walkthrough" on google

press enter

ye flask is not a game

ye flask is life itself

bandit wrote:hmmm

maybe

get rid of the thing on the outside doorframe stopping the door from opening outwards

you consider doing this and then realize you would have to be on the other side of the door

Spoiler:

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:01 pm**

get ye lantern

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:03 pm**

move up, move up, move down, move down, move left, move, right, move left, move right, say B, say A, say Start

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:08 pm**

bandit wrote:get ye lantern

there's a lantern bolted to the wall keeping the place illuminated

iamgoofball wrote:move up, move up, move down, move down, move left, move, right, move left, move right, say B, say A, say Start

you jump around and talk to yourself

it doesn't help

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:09 pm**

pull on the lantern, maybe it triggers a secret passage

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:19 pm**

drink from the fountain

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:49 pm**

bandit wrote:pull on the lantern, maybe it triggers a secret passage

you pull on the lantern

nothing happens

you feel a little silly

factoryman942 wrote:drink from the fountain

...you sure?

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:56 pm**

check inventory

identify what an inventory is

ponder the inventory

ALSO

check Magic menu

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 9:02 pm**

Qbopper wrote: ...you sure?

yes

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 9:12 pm**

factoryman942 wrote:
Qbopper wrote: ...you sure?
yes

you walk back outside, rethinking your life choices

you tentatively cup your hands and dip them into the shitwater

you slowly lift them up to your mouth

you drink

Spoiler:

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 9:42 pm**

let's check out that bookshelf, can you push it, maybe something is behind it

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 10:58 pm**

put the lantern in the fountain

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2017 11:36 pm**

wait no
use the oil flask to pour oil on the fountain to make a layer
then light that shit up
burn the heretic

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2017 12:25 am**

factoryman942 wrote:put the lantern in the fountain

Qbopper wrote:
there's a lantern bolted to the wall keeping the place illuminated

factoryman942 wrote:wait no
use the oil flask to pour oil on the fountain to make a layer
then light that shit up
burn the heretic

i'm like 99% certain fire doesn't work this way (assuming you're trying to burn the shit inside the fountain)

bandit wrote:let's check out that bookshelf, can you push it, maybe something is behind it

you go back into the cellar

you don't see anything on or under the bookshelf

it moves nicely enough when you push it, but there's nothing behind it

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2017 1:01 am**

get the bookcase out of the cellar if we can, and use it as a stepping platform to hop the wall

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2017 1:34 am**

I roll to determine the anal circumference of the flask

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2017 2:08 am**

bandit wrote:get the bookcase out of the cellar if we can, and use it as a stepping platform to hop the wall

it's not tall enough - the wall is easily twice the size of the house

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:48 am**

when is my queued action going to be answered?

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:24 am**

Go back to basement and hold lamp high. As best as I can walk straight down the middle of the basement; probing side to side in front of me with the rake and see if I find/hit anything interesting

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2017 10:27 am**

factoryman942 wrote:wait no
use the oil flask to pour oil on the fountain to make a layer
then light that shit up
burn the heretic

this works remember those oil spills where the oil caught fire then all the fishies died because of the heat

burn the heretic

edit: yes toxicity kills them not the heat i know this dont pedant me

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2017 2:37 pm**

Qbopper wrote:
bandit wrote:get the bookcase out of the cellar if we can, and use it as a stepping platform to hop the wall
it's not tall enough - the wall is easily twice the size of the house

ponder who the fuck has giant stone walls around their house that are 30 feet tall literally settle the fuck down ancient donald trump

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2017 3:17 pm**

John_Oxford wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
bandit wrote:get the bookcase out of the cellar if we can, and use it as a stepping platform to hop the wall
it's not tall enough - the wall is easily twice the size of the house
ponder who the fuck has giant stone walls around their house that are 30 feet tall literally settle the fuck down ancient donald trump

you consider who made the walls before god himself descends from the sky

He asks if you know about far cry 4

you reply yes

He asks why ajay didn't just fucking let the crazed tyrannical dictator bring him to his mother's shrine instead of killing a billion people oh right because there'd be no game otherwise

GarlicBread wrote:Go back to basement and hold lamp high. As best as I can walk straight down the middle of the basement; probing side to side in front of me with the rake and see if I find/hit anything interesting

You go back to the basement and do that

You don't see anything but the displaced dust where the flask was

bman wrote:
factoryman942 wrote:wait no
use the oil flask to pour oil on the fountain to make a layer
then light that shit up
burn the heretic
this works remember those oil spills where the oil caught fire then all the fishies died because of the heat

burn the heretic

edit: yes toxicity kills them not the heat i know this dont pedant me

I mean okay

You pour some of the oil in (not much) and try to ignite it

It catches fire

The fountain is now relatively metal

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2017 4:36 pm**

Stab wildly into the water until whatever nipped me dies or my rake becomes a spear.

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2017 4:51 pm**

D&B wrote:Stab wildly into the water until whatever nipped me dies or my rake becomes a spear.

the fountain is currently on fire, this is probably a bad idea

Continue y/n

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2017 4:57 pm**

I'VE GOT IT

Go back to the door, use the rake as leverage, then use the non-rake end of the rake to jostle away the thing preventing the door from opening

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2017 5:02 pm**

Qbopper wrote:
He asks why ajay didn't just fucking let the crazed tyrannical dictator bring him to his mother's shrine instead of killing a billion people oh right because there'd be no game otherwise

if you wait long enough he literally comes back and does that and the game ends.

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2017 5:19 pm**

bman wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
He asks why ajay didn't just fucking let the crazed tyrannical dictator bring him to his mother's shrine instead of killing a billion people oh right because there'd be no game otherwise
if you wait long enough he literally comes back and does that and the game ends.

Yeah I loved that they acknowledged it

bandit wrote:I'VE GOT IT

Go back to the door, use the rake as leverage, then use the non-rake end of the rake to jostle away the thing preventing the door from opening

I genuinely don't understand

also please go back to the previous attempts to open the door and study my responses carefully I was trying to be coy but this non puzzle has gone wildly out of control

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2017 5:33 pm**

go to the fountain and see if the devil is dead

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:03 pm**

Turn the knob and pull the fucking door

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