/tg/Station 13

Bottom post of the previous page:

GET DAT DISK
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Have the entire nuke ops go in melee while admins play Rules of Nature.ogg, Esword a Secborg and baton wielding dead shirts to death. Ravish in 360 no scope head shot with dual swords.

PROTECT DAT DISK
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Leave a hand written, stamped, and signed "please do not touch" next to the disk in the office. 2 out of 3 times it actually works. It seems to always work.

How do you fair with my flawless stratagem?

look around the captains room and see his arcade machine with the newest game defeat drugslord and play it (attack attack heal heal recharge attack)

peoplearestrange wrote:

looping wrote:I'm going to hug the innards out of that other tomato, mano el mango.

[1]YOU RUN TOWARDS THE OTHER TOMATO, SLIPPING ON THE REMNANTS OF THE PREVIOUS TOM-DEATH. THE KILLER TOMATO JUMPS YOU AND BEGINS TO BITE YOUR LEGS. YOU TAKE BRUTE DAMAGE BRINGING YOU DOWN TO 50% HEALTH.

Time to attempt to destroy and consume the tomato.

Ok I ACTUALLY finished the post was making last time (https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... 193#p43193)

Please read it and change your answers if you wish. Especially if you are:

• Kraso who's role I totally fucked up (thought they were a syndi for some reason).
• Ezel who I miss read your dice roll as a 6 (overshoot) instead of the actual perfect 5.

(Crew, corrupt warden)
I take all the lasers from armory and break into hops office to take his armored jacket.

Buy a emag from my bounced radio and emag beepsky

Latejoin as roboticist.
Make a dozen drone shells.

Join as drone, proceed to repair the station by walling off major hallways.

(crew, latejoin as chef)

I run fast to the bar, with clear intentions to grab Pun pun and stock on easy meat and knives.

Centcomm announces that a routine centcomm inspector will be stoping by. They announce that they have an egun (disabler/kill) and to not fuck with them.

I join the station via the aux shuttle in arrivals. The first thing I hear over comms is FUCK YOU SHIT EATING ASS FUCK. YOU MAN EAT A DONG. EAT PENISES IN YOUR FUCK FACE AND SHIT OUT ABORTIONS OF FUCK AND DOUCHE IT IN YOUR ASS YOU COCK MONKEY SHIT FUCK ASS RAMMER FROM THE DEPTHS OF SHIT as the rouge beepsky arrests someone. I begin to walk to the bridge in search of the captain.

Im seeking clothes to disguise as a greytide under all the chaos and move with the greytide hordes to the disk

GAME OVER.

(Theres a new thread Miauw is running)