ye flask

I cast magic missile at the darkness

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Re: ye flask

Postby bman » Tue Jun 13, 2017 5:33 pm #307880

go to the fountain and see if the devil is dead
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Re: ye flask

Postby GarlicBread » Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:03 pm #307890

Turn the knob and pull the fucking door

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Re: ye flask

Postby Qbopper » Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:08 pm #307919

bman wrote:go to the fountain and see if the devil is dead


it's still burning

GarlicBread wrote:Turn the knob and pull the fucking door


all of a sudden a moment of genius strikes

striding confidently back to the door you couldn't get past, you turn the knob, and pull

the door swings open

what do you do
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Re: ye flask

Postby bandit » Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:18 pm #307940

Send a salty prayer to the writer of the note for fucking lying about something blocking the door
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Re: ye flask

Postby Drynwyn » Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:24 pm #307942

realize that the individual things on a rake are called "tines"

then look through newly open door
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Re: ye flask

Postby Qbopper » Tue Jun 13, 2017 10:30 pm #308003

bandit wrote:Send a salty prayer to the writer of the note for fucking lying about something blocking the door


okay what the fuck let me explain

>try to push door open
>hanging thing above door blocks it from being pushed open
>pull the door
>there's nothing in the way

EDIT: and yes I know most doors irl don't work this way it was for a dumb gag

my friend who I ran through this with actually figured it out by mistake

I even drew a damn picture AAAAAAAAAAA

Drynwyn wrote:realize that the individual things on a rake are called "tines"

then look through newly open door


you feel grateful to the voice in your head granting you the wisdom to know what tines are called

giving a cursory look through the open door, you see a fair sized courtyard

ivy is also on the walls here, and the flowerbeds have begun to spill over with flora - you can hear the hum of insects in the bushes

obvious exits are to the south (a large gate) and west (a door to another room in the house)
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Re: ye flask

Postby iamgoofball » Tue Jun 13, 2017 10:34 pm #308005

FUCK IT ITS A CHAIR PROPPED UP AGAINST THE HANDLE ON THE OTHER SIDE

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Re: ye flask

Postby factoryman942 » Tue Jun 13, 2017 11:16 pm #308024

eat a random plant

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Re: ye flask

Postby factoryman942 » Tue Jun 13, 2017 11:16 pm #308025

if eating cannot be achieved set it on fire

more fire is good

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Re: ye flask

Postby GarlicBread » Tue Jun 13, 2017 11:19 pm #308028

Thought pulling the door was a bit too obvious, but you said it was a dumb nonpuzzle soo...

Anyway armed with this new knowledge of gaining egress past doors go to ye door in the west and attempt to open it

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Re: ye flask

Postby Qbopper » Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:17 am #308053

factoryman942 wrote:eat a random plant


you pick off a leaf and chew on it

you don't drop dead

GarlicBread wrote:Thought pulling the door was a bit too obvious, but you said it was a dumb nonpuzzle soo...

Anyway armed with this new knowledge of gaining egress past doors go to ye door in the west and attempt to open it


yeah it was a gag and I was hoping people would pick up on the slightly larger font size on PUSH but we got sidetracked

you walk over to the door

it's slightly ajar and a faint light is visible through the crack

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Re: ye flask

Postby GarlicBread » Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:27 am #308062

Breach and clear, kick open the door and rush the room tacticooly with ye rake

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Re: ye flask

Postby Qbopper » Wed Jun 14, 2017 2:02 am #308108

GarlicBread wrote:Breach and clear, kick open the door and rush the room tacticooly with ye rake


you're trying too hard, it's just a normal rake

that being said you BOOTFUCK the door open with no regard for whatever is on the other side and charge in, rake raised

BOOTFUCK tally: 1

you see nothing that immediately wants you dead

there is a fireplace on the back wall, in front of it sits a large ornate rug

the fire crackles in greeting

there is a table in the corner, but you can't see if there's anything on it from here
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Re: ye flask

Postby GarlicBread » Wed Jun 14, 2017 2:09 am #308112

I dunno might be able to stab someone with the tines and give them tetanus or something

Approach table cautiously and examine room

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Re: ye flask

Postby Qbopper » Wed Jun 14, 2017 2:14 am #308114

GarlicBread wrote:I dunno might be able to stab someone with the tines and give them tetanus or something

Approach table cautiously and examine room


I was referring to the fact that you're calling it "ye" rake, the rest was fine

you walk up to the table slowly

the fireplace crackles at you as if you're behaving oddly

you see a shard of metal on the table

it looks almost like the head of an ice pick, though it's a bit too small for that
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Re: ye flask

Postby GarlicBread » Wed Jun 14, 2017 2:45 am #308122

Berate self for heresey

Also acquire contents of table into stash with a magpie-like obsession and walk over to the fireplace and see if there might be anything interesting hidden in it or behind it

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Re: ye flask

Postby John_Oxford » Wed Jun 14, 2017 3:37 am #308136

use the metal shard to chop off the rake part of the rake, leaving you with a wooden pole

then take the metal shard and cut a notch down the middle, then go outside, use the metal shard to cut down some ivy, then lash the metal shard to the end of the wooden pole

use some of the ivy for a grip too for extra rake action
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Re: ye flask

Postby bandit » Wed Jun 14, 2017 5:35 am #308168

oh, the zork room

someone's already done "search the fireplace" so I'll follow it up with the other part of the puzzle "look under the rug"
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Re: ye flask

Postby Grazyn » Wed Jun 14, 2017 9:13 am #308209

>examine bushes

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Postby XDTM » Wed Jun 14, 2017 1:54 pm #308267

Look under the table, maybe there's a small ice pick stuck from below
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Re: ye flask

Postby Qbopper » Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:42 pm #308379

GarlicBread wrote:Berate self for heresey

Also acquire contents of table into stash with a magpie-like obsession and walk over to the fireplace and see if there might be anything interesting hidden in it or behind it


you get the metal shard

the fireplace crackles as if it's happy for you

you walk over to the fireplace and take a look

the fireplace crackles as if happy to see you

there's not much there but a fire

John_Oxford wrote:use the metal shard to chop off the rake part of the rake, leaving you with a wooden pole


you consider attempting to hack the rake end off of the pole like a retard before noticing the head screws off

bandit wrote:oh, the zork room

someone's already done "search the fireplace" so I'll follow it up with the other part of the puzzle "look under the rug"


you lift the rug, sighing at the cliche as you find a trapdoor underneath

the fireplace crackles its assent

XDTM wrote:Look under the table, maybe there's a small ice pick stuck from below


considering the fact that you already grabbed the metal shard, no, there isn't

you begin to question this voice in particular, wondering how the ice pick in question would even have penetrated the table like that

you see a piece of chewed gum stuck to the underside of the table

Grazyn wrote:>examine bushes


you head back outside

walking over to one of the overgrown areas, you accidentally kick something

shoving some brush aside you see a very low bench underneath all the bushes and shit

the buzzing is much louder over h-fuck did you just sallow a fly oh my god fucking gross

quickly recoiling and considering the likelihood of that specific bug having some deadly disease you note that there isn't much there but some plants and the aforementioned bench (which is pretty much a slab on two stump sized pillars)

John_Oxford wrote:then take the metal shard and cut a notch down the middle, then go outside, use the metal shard to cut down some ivy, then lash the metal shard to the end of the wooden pole

use some of the ivy for a grip too for extra rake action


uh

you can do that but I guarantee you it won't be as sturdy as you think it is

confirm y/n
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Re: ye flask

Postby Grazyn » Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:53 pm #308388

>examine gate

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Postby XDTM » Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:55 pm #308392

open the trapdoor and look down with the lantern
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Re: ye flask

Postby Qbopper » Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:14 pm #308407

Grazyn wrote:>examine gate


you stroll over to the gate

it's fit very snugly into a hole in the wall, and there's not enough room to squeeze through the bars/over/under/whatever

it's got a comically large padlock on the latch with a comparatively tiny keyhole

XDTM wrote:open the trapdoor and look down with the lantern


as you turn from the gate you see the courtyard from a new angle

there's a grate to the east of the door you came from that you didn't see - it looks set into the ground, but you can't make out much detail from here

you see a young tree growing behind some of the bushes

you head back to the rug and attempt to pull open the trapdoor

to literally no one's surprise, it won't open

you note that a lock is set into the trap door
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Re: ye flask

Postby bman » Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:21 pm #308413

stick your dick in the keyhole and try to kachink it open
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Re: ye flask

Postby bandit » Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:39 pm #308428

Pull the ABC gum off the table and chew it again so it is sticky enough to stick to shit
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Re: ye flask

Postby bandit » Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:41 pm #308433

OH SHIT WAIT NO

Scoop up some of the water from the fountain with the empty flask, then use it to put out the fire, and search the ashes
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Re: ye flask

Postby Qbopper » Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:42 pm #308434

bman wrote:stick your dick in the keyhole and try to kachink it open


no

bandit wrote:Pull the ABC gum off the table and chew it again so it is sticky enough to stick to shit


wondering what you've done to deserve this, you attempt to pull off the gum to have a snack

you unfortunately succeed

bandit wrote:OH SHIT WAIT NO

Scoop up some of the water from the fountain with the empty flask, then use it to put out the fire, and search the ashes


the flask still has about 1/4th left of oil, sorry, I thought I said that
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Re: ye flask

Postby bandit » Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:44 pm #308437

Let's go check out that grate
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Re: ye flask

Postby Qbopper » Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:41 pm #308465

bandit wrote:Let's go check out that grate


You walk over to the grate

Closer examination shows that the grate is cemented into the ground

The space between the bars is wide enough to stick your arm through

you can't quite see the bottom in this lighting

also there's a caterpillar on the grate
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Re: ye flask

Postby Armhulen » Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:42 pm #308466

kill the caterpillar

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Re: ye flask

Postby Qbopper » Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:45 pm #308468

Armhulen wrote:kill the caterpillar


hard r n word

no
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Re: ye flask

Postby Armhulen » Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:46 pm #308469

Qbopper wrote:
Armhulen wrote:kill the caterpillar


hard r n word

no

cmon do it just kill it

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Re: ye flask

Postby Grazyn » Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:56 pm #308474

>pick trapdoor lock with pick

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Postby XDTM » Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:58 pm #308476

stick the gum to the caterpillar, then stick the gummed caterpillar somewhere so it doesn't run away
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Re: ye flask

Postby Armhulen » Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:59 pm #308478

kill that fucking caterpillar

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Re: ye flask

Postby GarlicBread » Wed Jun 14, 2017 10:33 pm #308507

Go to young tree and recon it and surrounding area

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Re: ye flask

Postby bman » Wed Jun 14, 2017 10:39 pm #308510

put caterpillar on tree
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Re: ye flask

Postby Armhulen » Wed Jun 14, 2017 10:56 pm #308519

im not fucking joking you kill that insect right fucking now

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Re: ye flask

Postby Qbopper » Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:06 pm #308526

Armhulen wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
Armhulen wrote:kill the caterpillar


hard r n word

no

cmon do it just kill it


you raise your foot to squash the caterpillar

it wiggles

Grazyn wrote:>pick trapdoor lock with pick


like, lockpick it?

dude it's like twice the diameter of the keyhole

bman wrote:put caterpillar on tree


you change your mind and put the caterpillar on a nearby leaf

it wriggles as if thanking you

XDTM wrote:stick the gum to the caterpillar, then stick the gummed caterpillar somewhere so it doesn't run away


you change your mind and put the gum on your shoulder

you stick the caterpillar on your shoulder

the caterpillar squirms as if questioning your mental faculties

GarlicBread wrote:Go to young tree and recon it and surrounding area


"young" as in like, it's a sapling

Armhulen wrote:im not fucking joking you kill that insect right fucking now


you stare murderously at the caterpillar attached to your shoulder

the caterpillar wiggles
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Re: ye flask

Postby Armhulen » Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:07 pm #308527

eat it, circle of life

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Re: ye flask

Postby Armhulen » Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:08 pm #308528

it, as in the caterpillar

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Re: ye flask

Postby bman » Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:13 pm #308530

dont kill it put the caterpillar BACK ON THE TREE RIGHT NOW
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Re: ye flask

Postby Armhulen » Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:22 pm #308535

kill it

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Re: ye flask

Postby Xhagi » Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:25 pm #308538

Sing a tale of the journey you have set upon, tales of ye flask and your adventures, showing pride and why thou desire so ye flask to the caterpillar.
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Re: ye flask

Postby Armhulen » Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:26 pm #308539

kill the fucking caterpillar

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Re: ye flask

Postby bandit » Thu Jun 15, 2017 12:13 am #308546

Stick the rake down the grate, try to fish some shit up
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Re: ye flask

Postby GarlicBread » Thu Jun 15, 2017 1:11 am #308556

Examine > sapling

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Re: ye flask

Postby Armhulen » Thu Jun 15, 2017 1:44 am #308572

Smush the Caterpiller

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Re: ye flask

Postby bman » Thu Jun 15, 2017 2:43 am #308591

control the urge to kill bug once and for all
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