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GarlicBread wrote:Browse books and see if there is anything of interest

most of them are beat up to shit and you can't make out anything interesting, but you see a bright blue book on one of the shelves that you take

you hear a small click

bandit wrote:Look under the chair cushions

there's some lint and a coin

i get ye flask

Nilons wrote:i get ye flask

cease

Take the coin

bandit wrote:Take the coin

you pick up the coin

holding the lamp up to it, you see that it's just an ordinary penny

Put the blue book back and attempt to locate the source of the click as it clicks again, presumably.

spam Adminhelp with stupid shit

The Clowns Pocket wrote:spam Adminhelp with stupid shit

>:(

ShadowDimentio wrote:Put the blue book back and attempt to locate the source of the click as it clicks again, presumably.

you put the book back and listen closely, but don't hear the clicking noise

you take the book out but still hear nothing

the caterpillar wiggles in confusion

Now move the bookshelf

bandit wrote:Now move the bookshelf

what do you not understand about the bookshelves are set into the wall aaaaaaaaaaaa

here's a diagram

ponder why your spine has separated from your crotch

then read the book

Check the porticullis/gate thing that was locked from earlier and see if our aimless stumbling has unlocked it

bandit wrote:ponder why your spine has separated from your crotch

then read the book

the diagram was just to illustrate the scenario with the wall

no spine separation has occurred

the book is fairly heavy - heavier than it should be - but all the pages are blank

you wonder what kind of fucking library this is

GarlicBread wrote:Check the porticullis/gate thing that was locked from earlier and see if our aimless stumbling has unlocked it

you head back outside and look at the large gate

you contemplate your quest and how ye flask lies beyond

the caterpillar wiggles

the gate is still locked though

>attack book with pick

walk through all the places we have been, looking for obvious changes. try all locked doors.

Use the heavy-ass book as a battering ram to break the gate

Also check the fireplaces and that other underground library place by the fountain

Grazyn wrote:>attack book with pick

you stab the book with the metal shard

you sorta stab the cover a little bit but it doesn't go through much else

like have you ever tried to rip apart a lot of pages at once? shits hard

Drynwyn wrote:walk through all the places we have been, looking for obvious changes. try all locked doors.

you quickly head out to check for any significant changes, but see nothing

the gate is still locked

bandit wrote:Use the heavy-ass book as a battering ram to break the gate

you hit the lock with the book

it clangs off the gate

GarlicBread wrote:Also check the fireplaces and that other underground library place by the fountain

the fireplaces are not crackling at you and have nothing in them but some ash

you go back to the other underground room with the papers on the desk (let's call it the study)

there's nothing there but moldy papers and shit

Check to see if there's anything else in the shed

also ask ye caterpillar for ye fucking hint

bandit wrote:Check to see if there's anything else in the shed

you go back to the shed

there's nothing but the remains of the eggs you heartlessly smashed

the caterpillar wiggles as if shocked by your remorseless killing

bandit wrote:also ask ye caterpillar for ye fucking hint

the caterpillar wiggles towards the book you were smacking the gate with

Open the book instead of smacking shit with it like some illiterate caveman.

MMMiracles wrote:Open the book instead of smacking shit with it like some illiterate caveman.

you guys already did that I think but

you open the book instead of smacking shit with it like an illiterate caveman

the cover feels oddly heavy but otherwise it's just a blank book

Slice the book cover open with the metal shard to try and see why it's so heavy.

MMMiracles wrote:Slice the book cover open with the metal shard to try and see why it's so heavy.

instead of stabbing the cover like an illiterate caveman, you attempt to cut it open with the metal shard

a small key falls out

UNLOCK YE GATE

you bring the key to the gate

the padlock clicks open

you slide it off and open the gate

stop saying fucking YE for everything GOD

make ye mental note to visit ye doctor for ye overdose of ye salt

then open the gate and head through it

bandit wrote:make ye mental note to visit ye doctor for ye overdose of ye salt

then open the gate and head through it

you consider committing suicide to silence one particular voice in your head but think better of it and move on

you push on the gate

it doesn't open
you walk through

there is a long dirt road that goes into a nice looking forest

you can't see the end because it curves around some trees

proceed down road

*ye road

Drynwyn wrote:proceed down road

sure

DemonFiren wrote:*ye road

no

you walk down the road

it's a nice day out, you can hear the chirps of birds and the hum of insects as you walk

you come upon a small shack next to the road, and you can see a grey building in the distance

Ponder about how the world has just opened up to you and how this could only end badly for the GM

Proceed to walk aimlessly off into the forest to live as a tribal with the caterpillar

Hold the spear you have over your head and yell UNGA BUNGA into the forest

Gather lumber for burning in the fireplace

as tribal with ye spear, of course, you are immediately drawn to grey
get to ye building

Ponder upon your rudeness then check the shack

bandit wrote:Ponder upon your rudeness then check the shack

Your new tribal instincts take over,
LOOT THE SHACK

ShadowDimentio wrote:Ponder about how the world has just opened up to you and how this could only end badly for the GM

Proceed to walk aimlessly off into the forest to live as a tribal with the caterpillar

Hold the spear you have over your head and yell UNGA BUNGA into the forest

Gather lumber for burning in the fireplace

this voice seems insistent on metagaming being absolutely insane what the fuck is it saying

you deicde not to get lost on the whim of this voice because the other voices have better ideas

you do yell unga bunga though

DemonFiren wrote:as tribal with ye spear, of course, you are immediately drawn to grey
get to ye building

civilization is no stranger to you, but it's funny to pretend to be a caveman

unga bunga

bandit wrote:Ponder upon your rudeness then check the shack

right?

anyways you go to the shack

GarlicBread wrote:

bandit wrote:Ponder upon your rudeness then check the shack

Your new tribal instincts take over,
LOOT THE SHACK

you're still not a caveman but anyways

upon closer examination, the shack is a mess - it's falling apart, covered in mold, and basically barely a shelter at this point

one of the walls has collapsed and brought a large chunk of the roof with it - it's a bit dim inside and your eyes can't adjust from out here

nsos wrote:i am a heron i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

this isn't the hut actually stop please

Turn on your lantern and explore the ntr hut

Climb onto the roof through the hole

Shitpost in the hut

Weep over your inability to make progress toward getting ye flask

I'm assigning qbmax32 to this thread

i got shot irl

update soon fellow stalker

what the fuck really

bandit wrote:what the fuck really

no my psu died

you climb into the hut

there's nothing inside but more rubble, a few pieces of wood cobbled together in what could maybe considered a table, and some plants growing in through the floor

Salvage the wood and wander towards the next building.

Also inspect wood whilst we gaily trot towards that other building we noticed

ShadowDimentio wrote:Salvage the wood and wander towards the next building.

you consider taking some of the rotted and shitty table parts before realizing it wouldn't exactly be easy to carry

you could maybe grab a piece or two, but you'd have your arms full and

GarlicBread wrote:Also inspect wood whilst we gaily trot towards that other building we noticed

it won't be good for burning or anything - it's practically falling apart

Examine > Grey Building

GarlicBread wrote:Examine > Grey Building

you being to stroll towards the grey building in the distance

as you pull up you see it appears to be some kind of castle wall

a massive wooden double door is set into the wall

the doors are wide open

it is very dark inside, but torches line the wall, giving it some atmosphere - a large red rug covers the floor

you can't see too far inside from here

>shout