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Grazyn wrote:>cry for help

you let out a muffled "hyaaaagthh" since you have a burning ye flask stuck to your tongue

everything goes white

then everything turns to nothing

...















































you awaken

everything is very bright and the ground is soft

as your eyes adjust, you decide that you;re hallucinating, because all you can see is the sky, clouds, and what appears to be a large caterpillar dressed in a flowing robe

Laugh because the caterpillar looks ridiculous in clothes

ShadowDimentio wrote:Laugh because the caterpillar looks ridiculous in clothes

you burst out laughing at the sight of a caterpillar dressing itself up as jesus

it wiggles a little bit and says "what's so funny?"

YOU HAVE ONE LAST CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF KILL IT

>realise you touched the supermatter and this was you having a bad trip thinking you were finding ye flask but you were actually a tider trying to delam the sm

>ask caterpillar for directions

naltronix wrote:>realise you touched the supermatter and this was you having a bad trip thinking you were finding ye flask but you were actually a tider trying to delam the sm

you don't know what this voice is talking about

Grazyn wrote:>ask caterpillar for directions

you ask the caterpillar for directions

he laughs and asks "have you not figured out where you are yet?

this is what you wanted

this is where great beings go once they obtain ye flask

I suppose you could call it heaven if you want"

Armhulen wrote:YOU HAVE ONE LAST CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF KILL IT

the caterpillar tilts his head and asks you "do you really want to kill, as you so eloquently put it, "caterpillar jesus"?"

Qbopper wrote:

Armhulen wrote:YOU HAVE ONE LAST CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF KILL IT

the caterpillar tilts his head and asks you "do you really want to kill, as you so eloquently put it, "caterpillar jesus"?"

yes

have sex with caterpillar jesus

Ask for fire jesus

>pray to CatJesus for deliverance

>ask catjesus if im actually a greytider that drunk too much pan galactic

Armhulen wrote:

Qbopper wrote:

Armhulen wrote:YOU HAVE ONE LAST CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF KILL IT

the caterpillar tilts his head and asks you "do you really want to kill, as you so eloquently put it, "caterpillar jesus"?"

yes

bandit wrote:have sex with caterpillar jesus

GarlicBread wrote:Ask for fire jesus

the caterpillar laughs and asks what you mean by this

Grazyn wrote:>pray to CatJesus for deliverance

he's not a cat that shortening is pretty bad

he says "you're already here, aren't you?"

naltronix wrote:>ask catjesus if im actually a greytider that drunk too much pan galactic

the caterpillar sighs and grumbles something about OOC commands, but you have no fucking idea what he's talking about

>adminshop for a different admin god

Make.a god complaint

>make an ahelp

Jack off into ye flask

nyaa at cat jesus

Remember you have a crippling phobia of caterpillars

Call for the other sentient being you encountered in your journey ie. the fireplace

Got ye flask