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Re: flask
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 6:02 pm
by Qbopper
Bottom post of the previous page:
Qbopper wrote:Qbopper wrote:you decide to ignore the voices in your head until one of them contributes to your quest to retrieve ye flask
Re: flask
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 6:13 pm
by bandit
but dennis is an obvious exit
Re: flask
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 6:16 pm
by Qbopper
Qbopper wrote:Qbopper wrote:Qbopper wrote:you decide to ignore the voices in your head until one of them contributes to your quest to retrieve ye flask
EDIT: to clarify I appreciate the reference but dennis is not an obvious exit
nor is not dennis
Re: flask
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 6:25 pm
by bandit
take inventory
Re: flask
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 6:43 pm
by Qbopper
bandit wrote:take inventory
you have:
lit, filled lamp
half full oil flask
flint
shitty bent nail
there is also some shitty dried up boards lying around from the door you smashed
Re: flask
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 6:49 pm
by Anonmare
Qbopper wrote:bman wrote:stick your wooden plank in the seam of the door, get a runner up from across the room and kick it.
you try to lodge a plank into the seam between the door and frame to do some flying jump kick shit
there's not really enough room to wedge something into the space, though, so you just try the flying kick to make yourself feel better
the door doesn't budge
Turn door handle AND then push it
Re: flask
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 6:58 pm
by Qbopper
Anonmare wrote:
Turn door handle AND then push it
you get the smart idea to turn the knob before pushing the door
it still doesn't budge, but it did seem to move a little bit more than before
Re: flask
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 7:15 pm
by Wyzack
Douse door in remaining oil. Strike flint off bent nail to make sparks and ignite it. Time to burn our way out boys
Re: flask
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:33 pm
by bman
Wyzack wrote:Douse door in remaining oil. Strike flint off bent nail to make sparks and ignite it. Time to burn our way out boys
are you trying to burn the metal door with oil
Re: flask
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:34 pm
by Armhulen
OH
BURN THE FUCKING WOOD WITH THE OIL YOU FOOLS
Re: flask
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:46 pm
by Qbopper
bman wrote:are you trying to burn the metal door with oil
Qbopper wrote:you go back to the solid door
it's made of ... wood
Wyzack wrote:Douse door in remaining oil. Strike flint off bent nail to make sparks and ignite it. Time to burn our way out boys
Armhulen wrote:OH
BURN THE FUCKING WOOD WITH THE OIL YOU FOOLS
do you guys mean the wooden door or the planks on the window
Re: flask
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:49 pm
by factoryman942
Burn the wall
Re: flask
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 9:07 pm
by bman
BURN THE HOUSE TO THE FUCKING GROUND.
Re: flask
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 9:52 pm
by Qbopper
factoryman942 wrote:Burn the wall
bman wrote:BURN THE HOUSE TO THE FUCKING GROUND.
the voices in your head begin to cry out for
blood arson and property damage
you consider fulfilling their wishes for a moment until realizing that the walls appear to be made of stone
Re: flask
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 10:07 pm
by factoryman942
Lightly scorch the wall then
Re: flask
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 10:08 pm
by bandit
turn the knob then try to shove the door open using the loose boards as leverage
Re: flask
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 10:15 pm
by Qbopper
factoryman942 wrote:Lightly scorch the wall then
you hold the lamp up to the wall in an attempt to appease your inner pyromaniac
it doesn't do much
bandit wrote:turn the knob then try to shove the door open using the loose boards as leverage
despite the door feeling a little bit more loose when you turn the knob and
push, there's still not enough room to jam something between it and the doorframe
Re: flask
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 10:22 pm
by bandit
I meant use the boards as a battering ram/extra force to push with
Re: flask
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 10:23 pm
by Qbopper
bandit wrote:I meant use the boards as a battering ram/extra force to push with
whoops sorry
you grab a plank and start
pushing the door as hard as you can, but it doesn't want to move
Re: flask
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 10:34 pm
by John_Oxford
take the bent rusty nail and examine it
if its shitty soft nail, take the nail and place it between the door frame and bend it to where its easy to use the head of the nail as a flathead screwdriver
- if its a hardcore rusted unmovable nail, run around in circles for a bit, building up a sweat, then take off your shirt and use the parts of your arm pit thats doused in sweat to hold the bend point on the nail, then use some of the dry and less sweaty portions of your shirt to hold it behind the sweaty portion, then hold the nail over the flame on the lamp untill the bend point is red hot, then bend it appropriately, quench it with your spit to harden it once you've done this.
use some of the oil from the oil flask on the hinges of the metal door to lubricate the screws holding it
take off your shirt and tear a strip from the bottom, wrap the strip around the back of the screw to gain more leverage and not damage your hands as much
attempt to turn the screw holding the hinges to the metal door
if the door doesn't have hinges punch yourself in the mouth for wasting so much time without bothering to look and see if the door had hinges with screws holding them on
(im sorry guy's you've been in the same fucking room for a day now come on step your shit up)
Re: flask
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 10:41 pm
by Qbopper
John_Oxford wrote:trying too hard
your elaborate plan is ruined when you realize that this is some shitty medieval house and screws aren't a thing
also there was another valid plan someone else had but when I asked people to specify if they wanted to try lighting the door or window boards on fire no one responded
Re: flask
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 10:46 pm
by bandit
"AI open Law 2"
Re: flask
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 11:08 pm
by Qbopper
bandit wrote:"AI open Law 2"
the voices are getting worse
Re: flask
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 11:27 pm
by bandit
test the door for any weak areas
Re: flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 12:31 am
by Qbopper
bandit wrote:test the door for any weak areas
you give the door another once over, but it's well made and you won't be able to bash it down
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 12:35 am
by Armhulen
WINDOW BOARDS
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 12:36 am
by Limey
Figure out why I want ye flask and how far I'm willing to go for it
What do I have to become?
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 12:37 am
by Armhulen
Limey wrote:Figure out why I want ye flask and how far I'm willing to go for it
What do I have to become?
change it back right fucking now
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 12:38 am
by Limey
Armhulen wrote:Limey wrote:Figure out why I want ye flask and how far I'm willing to go for it
What do I have to become?
change it back right fucking now
not fucking happening
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 12:46 am
by Qbopper
Limey wrote:Figure out why I want ye flask and how far I'm willing to go for it
What do I have to become?
a voice in your head begins to question why you would want ye flask
you quickly silence it
get ye flask
Armhulen wrote:WINDOW BOARDS
this voice is probably on to something
not that you'd know because all it said was "WINDOW BOARDS"
it's probably like the monkey with a typewriter theory, it happened to spout something relevant
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 12:49 am
by Limey
Light the window boards on fire
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 1:06 am
by Qbopper
Limey wrote:Light the window boards on fire
taking the flask of oil, you pour it as best you can over the boarded up window and try to hold the lamp's flame to it
it catches and begins to burn
you've probably got a minute to kill
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 1:15 am
by Anonmare
Qbopper wrote:Limey wrote:Light the window boards on fire
taking the flask of oil, you pour it as best you can over the boarded up window and try to hold the lamp's flame to it
it catches and begins to burn
you've probably got a minute to kill
Consider the job benefits to being thy dungeonman
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 1:19 am
by Qbopper
Anonmare wrote:Consider the job benefits to being thy dungeonman
pros:
-ye flask
cons:
-hard to get ye flask
the boards look like they're beginning to properly catch
what do you do
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 1:31 am
by Armhulen
twiddle my thumbs and try to imitate a frog
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 1:34 am
by Qbopper
Armhulen wrote:twiddle my thumbs and try to imitate a frog
you try to croak as if you were a frog
you inhale a whiff of acrid smoke from the window
it's burning pretty well
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 2:13 am
by Armhulen
do a lil jig
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 2:14 am
by Qbopper
Armhulen wrote:do a lil jig
you do a little dance
the planks have burned off and you're mildly confident that you can climb through without lighting yourself on fire
what do you do
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 2:14 am
by Armhulen
look through
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 2:17 am
by Qbopper
Armhulen wrote:look through
you can't see everything immediately, but
the backyard is covered with tiles - weeds have begun to poke through the cracks
there is a huge stone wall surrounding the backyard - ivy has begun to grow on it
there's no good footholds, the ivy is young and weak, and the wall is very tall, so you're probably not making your way over it
you see a shed in the corner of the yard
what do you do
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 2:20 am
by Armhulen
will this fall incapacitate me?
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 2:21 am
by Qbopper
Armhulen wrote:will this fall incapacitate me?
you tell me
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 2:21 am
by Armhulen
hop on through and head towards the shed
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 2:22 am
by Qbopper
Armhulen wrote:hop on through and head towards the shed
you climb on through, avoiding self immolation
you note a cellar door in the other corner connected to the house
there's also a fountain directly in front of you that
i forgot to describe you didn't see
there's a bird's nest on the roof of the shed
the door to the shed is ajar
what do you do
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 2:28 am
by Armhulen
I see shed. I enter shed.
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 2:34 am
by Qbopper
Armhulen wrote:I see shed. I enter shed.
you push the door open
a bird flutters out a small hole in the roof
there is a rake inside
what do you do
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 2:39 am
by Armhulen
acquire rake, destroy bird's nest.
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 5:34 am
by bandit
Search the fountain for coins or some shit
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 4:33 pm
by Qbopper
Armhulen wrote:acquire rake, destroy bird's nest.
you get rake
you shamelessly beat the shit out of the birds nest with the rake (awkwardly)
an egg falls out and shatters on the ground
that's a fucking fetus you just killed
bandit wrote:Search the fountain for coins or some shit
you go to the fountain wondering what fucking crazed personality in your head would make you do something like that
as you approach you can see that it is filled with murky green water\
that shit's probably been building up algae and shit for years, if you stick your hand in it'll probably be like a goddamn pile of dirt
do it anyways y/n
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 5:51 pm
by Armhulen
Qbopper wrote:Armhulen wrote:acquire rake, destroy bird's nest.
you get rake
you shamelessly beat the shit out of the birds nest with the rake (awkwardly)
an egg falls out and shatters on the ground
that's a fucking fetus you just killed
bandit wrote:Search the fountain for coins or some shit
you go to the fountain wondering what fucking crazed personality in your head would make you do something like that
as you approach you can see that it is filled with murky green water\
that shit's probably been building up algae and shit for years, if you stick your hand in it'll probably be like a goddamn pile of dirt
do it anyways y/n
DO IT
Re: ye flask
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 5:56 pm
by Qbopper
you stick your hand in the gross fountain water
you start swirling it around looking for... something, I guess, when something nips at your hand
you yank your hand out of the hellspawn evil demon fountain fuck my finger ow ow ow