Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Post by J_Madison » #320926

Bottom post of the previous page:

DemonFiren wrote:you're so deluded i'd run out of greentext arrows describing you
that's rich coming from someone whose name can't be googled. Ad homs aren't the way to go, but saying "Google demonfiren" in OOC is enough to get you banned for posting porn in the chat.
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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Post by Qbopper » #320937

i take back what i said in the hut

THIS is the worst thread on the forums
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Post by DemonFiren » #320987

J_Madison wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:you're so deluded i'd run out of greentext arrows describing you
that's rich coming from someone whose name can't be googled. Ad homs aren't the way to go, but saying "Google demonfiren" in OOC is enough to get you banned for posting porn in the chat.
it can be googled
just at your own peril :^)

besides that doesn't have anything to do with delusion
unlike you i know i'm a degenerate and i wouldn't want it any other way
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Post by J_Madison » #321015

Case 18;
Just following orders.
Blood cultists began to amass followers causing a panic on the station.
Our deconversion was working, but our perceived threat of the cult was far greater.
We were in good position to regain control of the station, but we could only work on what we knew.
And what we knew was far more terrifying than what was actually going on.
A Borg reports cultists has overrun science. We had to make a plan to keep control of as many areas as we could.

Science had to be secured to prevent bombs and other threats.
But our resources and manpower was low. We were stretched thin.
Tensions were growing as we planned a raid into cargo. We all felt a chill knowing we were losing.
Until one volunteer put his hand up with a plan. To rapidly assault two departments at once.
I had no other choice. We thought this was the end. I gave him the order and equipment needed.

As he positioned himself for the duo assault, we were just getting equipped for an assault.
When the cultists mounted a sword charge against us. They were poorly prepared for the immediate counterassault.
All hands on deck I ordered, and my team began standing our ground. Caught cultists vanished behind a testudo of riot shields and into the brig.
My volunteer asked if we needed help. No. We didn't. And he took my signal to assault science.
Everything went quiet. We regained control of the situation and the cultists made a rout.

Seeing the base of the cultist, it was insultingly close to the brig.
Every man was a tight link and we surrounded all exits of the cult base.
Once more into the fray race men, once more.
Entrances sundered as the last cultist is shot down from all four sides.
In all this chaos, I never knew what was brewing by my one man commando.

When he had came back, he was bloodied and weary, scarred and furious.
"They're all dead HOS. They wouldn't surrender. I think I've done something terrible".
I shake him out of his shock. Slow down. What happened?
He explains that on entry, the first scientist charged at him and refused to surrender.
And every other science staff scattled and in the panic he opened fire.

We try to clone what remains of the dead.
Few of them were cultists.
He hands over his guns in shame.
And has this blank look on his face knowing that the innocents he promised to protect he killed.
He was the monster of this shift.

At Central command we go under review.
My one man army faced a plethora of charges and was threatened with lengthy dismissal from security positions and employment itself.
The evidence racks up, but the jury is hung.
"Orders are orders, I was only following my superior, just following orders".
He isn't punished, but thoroughly warned.

I fully expected a punishment for putting the orders forward.
But we were under duress, they have no right to tell us about our mistakes.
Mistakes happen in war.
My name is cleared of wrongdoing.
I'm given medals and promotions for my valiant defense and service.

I throw these medals away, I will not hold a medal for being what I despise.
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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Post by Togopal » #321052

Less sexual undertone this time around, you're getting better!
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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Post by Screemonster » #321731

J_Madison wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:you're so deluded i'd run out of greentext arrows describing you
that's rich coming from someone whose name can't be googled. Ad homs aren't the way to go, but saying "Google demonfiren" in OOC is enough to get you banned for posting porn in the chat.
you see when people call you a creepy motherfucker

this is why people call you a creepy motherfucker
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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Post by bman » #321801

he wasn't lying about the porn NICE
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #321854

Lol no more stories cuz h got bannd
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Post by Jacough » #321870

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Lol no more stories cuz h got bannd
Assuming he wasn't banned from Citadel he can write about how much he loves sucking jizz out of ecigs.
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Post by ColonicAcid » #322415

j mad is the dr manhattan of the ss13 world





or so he THINKS
crack is whack but smacks got your back
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #322495

ColonicAcid wrote:j mad is the dr manhattan of the ss13 world





or so he THINKS
Except jmads penis is blue and never erect because he never stops strangling it
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Post by ColonicAcid » #322520

im the rorschach of tgstation


i fucking STINK and im deranged and i do stupid self monologues in my journal about inane shit
crack is whack but smacks got your back
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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Post by Qbopper » #322530

does that mean jmad will blow you up
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Post by ColonicAcid » #322544

oh hell blow something alright ;) ;) ;)
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Post by J_Madison » #322838

Case XX;
Mish-Mash Sec
It's All Over Now, My Sec.
This is Not the End.
You will see "HOS Diaries" Return Someday!

Well, this is the end, beautiful friends. After more than 18 cases, this is the final issue of HOS diaries.
It's been a lot of fun, and I'd like to thank each and every one of you who made this journey with me.
HOS diaries wouldn't have been painful and punishing without you.
Hopefully, I've left you with some good memories.
So, until I brig you again, stay safe. We're gonna arrest that Clown.

Case Closed.CLOSED

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Post by Alipheese » #322877

But its not closed... just a cold case

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Post by bandit » #323055

can I commission a pain and punishment diary of jmad's ban
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admin feedback pls
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Update when
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[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
[20:26:39]ADMIN: PM: [censored]->[censored admin]: Alright, no problem. I have some input. Fuck my boy pussy.
[20:27:06]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Okay then. Have fun.
[20:31:29]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Excuse me?
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The future is tonight.
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Post by J_Madison » #327641

The Esculap.
A woman came to my quarters begging for my help and medical expertise.
Her hands were rotting away fromm a disease, she was helpless and in terrible agony.
Begging me for help, she wanted the rot to be cured from her hands before it spreads further.
I cure her hands of the rot, cleansed from the dirt and pus.
She thanks me for my service, but I can tell her guilt and fear are boiling her alive.
My services cost money. There is money to be made, supplies to be replenished.

But she had no money or worldy possessions.
Her ring had her fate in the fortress. She was Soiler, born of the soil, and works in the soil
No obols to her name, and with fewer options by the minute, my Karambwan was poorly cooked.
There are alternative ways to pay people in the fortress, especially if you have a Karambwanji.
I tell her what I want. I want her Karambwanji, and the few obols she has, and some fruits.
I am a generous man of noble blood. But my Karambwan is poorly cooked.

I want her raw Karamwanji.
She harvests her jute fibres, and I grab her by the arm into the surgery room.
I notice the glint in the one way mirror.
It's my Serpent, he's watching and learning.
I press her down and put my Karambwan into her Karambwanji.
My Karambwan is properly cooked now. I fill the vessel with a raw Karambwan.
The debt is paid, and we both feel happier with this fishing level up.

Business as usual.
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Post by J_Madison » #327657

The Merchant.
I order some goods to barter and sell.
Outside of my warehouse, some bums bum around.
"money plese?"
"got any food to spare?"
The Censor arrives to acquire new equipment.
He smashes one bum in the face, knocking many of his teeth out.
Whimpering pathetically, the bum retreats.
He grabs another bum, a female bum, and drags her away.
Bums aren't human.

I don't question what fates behold those that are owned by the Censor.
Bums aren't human.
The bum that was beaten, starts scurrying, stares at me.
But too beaten, he runs to a corner and removes his soft leather.
He squats and releases several pieces of sweetbread.
And he eats all of it.

Such is business in Evergreen.
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Post by J_Madison » #327658

also not all stories are mine, some are based on the stories of other people
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Post by J_Madison » #327740

The Cerberus
I am a dog.
Guards of the Baron, subordinate to the Censor.
Few men on within the castle can match me.
We are the best the castle has to offer.
Amongst the people living in the fortress are the potatoes.
A quiet whisper in the fortress says it is freebie night on the potatoes on the pusher - the enforcer of the potatoes.

I want some potato.

I finely chop up some tuna into a bowl.
I bake some sweetcorn and chop it up into the bowl of tuna.
The potato is baking and ready.
The potato spreads butter and cheese on them.
I spread my bowl of cooked tuna and sweetcorn onto the baked potato with butter and cheese.

It's all inside.
When I feel a massive weakness form in my soul.
My cooked tuna and sweetcorn is on the butter and cheese.
The potato was a succubus and has stolen my soul.
I live to serve and serve to live the potato.
I will force my squires to put their sauce onto the potato.
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Post by J_Madison » #328190

The Mortus.
The fortress is powered by pain. The lifeweb.
We require a constant stream of pain and suffering to gain power.
People aren't willing to do this. Volunteers won't be easily found.
The dregs of the fortress - bums - are the first to be power.
I take the crowbar and hide it in my pockets.

A bum is looking sad, and hungry.
Money? Food?
Just a tavern of blackbirds for him.
I grip the crowbar in both hands and land it on his leg with a terrifying crack.
He screams in pain. No bleeding wound. Just pain.
I bring the tavern onto his other leg with a terrible blow.
He screams. Nobody will answer him.
Bums aren't human.

Prognosis; two legs broken, in severe pain.
I drag him to the lifeweb.
I break his teeth.
His wretched scream echos in the room.
Diagnosis; two broken legs, teeth completely smashed.

A steady stream of power begins to pump into the batteries.
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Post by calzilla1 » #328459

How the hell do you even join lifeweb anyways?
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
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Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?
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Post by J_Madison » #328477

calzilla1 wrote:How the hell do you even join lifeweb anyways?
party starts friday afternoon
ends sunday evening
old byond account required
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Post by Armhulen » #328498

man i have not had any time for this, sorry to my lifeweb friends
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Post by J_Madison » #328533

The Censor and his son.
Soulbreakers have come to enslave the fortress inhabitants.
Women and children first.
The Soulbreaker eunuchs collect any stragglers for their harem.
I am a match for them, but no match fairly.
He has come for me.

My son and squire is afraid.
Father what will we do?
Father don't let them take me!
I grab him by the arm tightly.
And I hurl him at the Soulbreaker.
My son impacts him and injures himself.
The Soulbreaker is knocked off balance.
I strike at his foot, where his heavy armour cannot protect him.

My son climbs onto my back.
A Soulbreaker confronts me. Nowhere to run.
He fires a hail of bullets as I crouch.
My son takes the impact of every shot.
And I take my shot with my gun.

The Soulbreaker falls to the floor exhausted.
I break his foot, and I throw him into the cesspit.
Gurgled screams and an impact arise from the septic pit.

Children are the first line of defense.
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Re: Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw

Post by Qbmax32 » #328646

J_Madison wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:How the hell do you even join lifeweb anyways?
party starts friday afternoon
ends sunday evening
old byond account required


You used to be able to shill out 15 bucks to play but now the owner (a drug addicted Russian) only takes bitcoin payments
my admin feedback thread


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wesoda25 wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 5:02 am Qbmax32 is quite literally one of the dumbest individuals I have ever had the misfortune of coming into contact with. He has zero redeemable traits, and honestly I have to suppress my gag reflex every time he shows up in a conversation.
Malkraz wrote:YES
DRINK THE PISS QB
angelstarri wrote:qbmax is a retard
imsxz wrote:mythic please stop you’ve hit rock bottom and you KEEP DIGGING
deedubya wrote:I'll defend to the death your right to scream "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" on a constant basis, but I'll also equally defend the right of people to call you a fuckin' pillock for doing it.
datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?

Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.
Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit
Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)
Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores
Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate
BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.
feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing
Anonmare wrote:Each post in this thread can't settle on what it wants to be, but yet, each one is more cursed than the last.
Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.
Vile Beggar wrote:i don't like this thread
imsxz wrote:nervore
FantasticFwoosh wrote:I will whisper sweet nothings that will confuse and perhaps scare you a little, but enhance the experience no-less.
afelinidisfinetoo wrote:By the way, the person who posted that catgirl porn on the github page was me. If anyone wants my private stash just PM me
Nervere wrote:Anything for a femoid.....
Qbopper wrote:I'm a dumb poopy butthead
CitrusGender wrote:god i love it when people feed me my own fried legs
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Post by J_Madison » #329500

"Randy hates you."
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Post by Qbmax32 » #329897

gud thing I shilled out 15 bucks before he stopped taking cash
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wesoda25 wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 5:02 am Qbmax32 is quite literally one of the dumbest individuals I have ever had the misfortune of coming into contact with. He has zero redeemable traits, and honestly I have to suppress my gag reflex every time he shows up in a conversation.
Malkraz wrote:YES
DRINK THE PISS QB
angelstarri wrote:qbmax is a retard
imsxz wrote:mythic please stop you’ve hit rock bottom and you KEEP DIGGING
deedubya wrote:I'll defend to the death your right to scream "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" on a constant basis, but I'll also equally defend the right of people to call you a fuckin' pillock for doing it.
datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?

Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.
Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit
Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)
Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores
Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate
BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.
feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing
Anonmare wrote:Each post in this thread can't settle on what it wants to be, but yet, each one is more cursed than the last.
Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.
Vile Beggar wrote:i don't like this thread
imsxz wrote:nervore
FantasticFwoosh wrote:I will whisper sweet nothings that will confuse and perhaps scare you a little, but enhance the experience no-less.
afelinidisfinetoo wrote:By the way, the person who posted that catgirl porn on the github page was me. If anyone wants my private stash just PM me
Nervere wrote:Anything for a femoid.....
Qbopper wrote:I'm a dumb poopy butthead
CitrusGender wrote:god i love it when people feed me my own fried legs
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Post by nsos » #330525

u wild if u paid any actual money for lifeweb
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Post by nsos » #330526

this thread makes me want toend my life
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Post by Qbmax32 » #330853

do it cuckold your shitposts are worse then the clowns pockets
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wesoda25 wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 5:02 am Qbmax32 is quite literally one of the dumbest individuals I have ever had the misfortune of coming into contact with. He has zero redeemable traits, and honestly I have to suppress my gag reflex every time he shows up in a conversation.
Malkraz wrote:YES
DRINK THE PISS QB
angelstarri wrote:qbmax is a retard
imsxz wrote:mythic please stop you’ve hit rock bottom and you KEEP DIGGING
deedubya wrote:I'll defend to the death your right to scream "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" on a constant basis, but I'll also equally defend the right of people to call you a fuckin' pillock for doing it.
datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?

Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.
Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit
Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)
Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores
Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate
BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.
feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing
Anonmare wrote:Each post in this thread can't settle on what it wants to be, but yet, each one is more cursed than the last.
Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.
Vile Beggar wrote:i don't like this thread
imsxz wrote:nervore
FantasticFwoosh wrote:I will whisper sweet nothings that will confuse and perhaps scare you a little, but enhance the experience no-less.
afelinidisfinetoo wrote:By the way, the person who posted that catgirl porn on the github page was me. If anyone wants my private stash just PM me
Nervere wrote:Anything for a femoid.....
Qbopper wrote:I'm a dumb poopy butthead
CitrusGender wrote:god i love it when people feed me my own fried legs
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Post by J_Madison » #330874

Station Engineer.
I awake from Cryo, not too old, not too young. I'm greeted by another person.
The station is dark and cold. It is empty and lonely. Rumours that a killer clown with an axe had been loosed accidentally.
Little sounds echo through the station.
I am not alone.
I go down to suit up and setup solar power.
I can only hear my own breath, when the lights go on.
Someone else has set up the power?

I walk this darkened station, torch in hand.
I'm asked to look around the maintenance shafts for items.
Torch in hand, I crawl around, terrified of the clown or something lurking around the corner.
I find medical kits and batteries, and vital equipment.
I leave the shaft and find a doctor. She is bloodied and beaten.
I take her to medbay, and witness them strap her to an insane chair.

I crawl back in to rescue a cloning technician from her own pod.
I crawl around to repair vital areas of the station, all whilst afraid of that clown.
Meteor alerts yell out across the station as shields are put up.
Little rumors of a traitor abroad the station.
The Charon arrives, with plenty of ore.

Such is life abroad the orbital shuttle.
The traitor is found and singled out.
Will TNC come to recover us?
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Re: Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw

Post by J_Madison » #331247

Merchant.
Goods for sale.
I order the basic needs of every fortress dweller.
Bags and money bags.
Sheaths for daggers, knives, and swords, and quivers.
I am a man of business.
And my business needs protecting.
Bums bum around near my freighter train.
They arrive here, and bum around.

Food they beg. Money they beg.
None for them.
Bums aren't human.
One bum sneaks his way onto my freighter.
The crates are locked.
Bums aren't human.
They don't deserve to be here.
I draw my sword. It was a considerable investment.
I grip it with both hands, and with a mighty force I swing it at his leg.
The blade passes through, cutting arteries and breaking it.
I bring the blade onto his other leg as be begins to crawl away.
Screams echo out of the station.
I am bathed in his blood.

Bums aren't human.
He crawls away desperately, heavily bleeding.
Bums aren't human.
I shove my sword toward his neck and land on his chest. Shattering his ribs.
Bums aren't human.
He dies now.
A few eyes glint toward us. I have little time.
Bums aren't human.
With a twirl, my blade glistens on his throat.
Slitting it.
Only gurgles come forth him as I make a dash back toward my freighter train.
Bums aren't human.
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Re: Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw

Post by stoovan » #332201

I was a migrant
I decided to follow my group since its pretty much suicide if you don't know where your going
We than found our way across a river stream. So pretty much we all talked about it for a while and made the weakest go first (note: the river is very deep)
So they went for the weakest of the group
They all thrown me into the river and hoped I floated or know how to swim. But luckily I was able to find my way back onto shore by a piece of ground blocking my journey threw the stream.
I got back up and I was unable to relight my torch. Good news is that everyone was able to hear me by a mile away since I screamed like a little child
me: "GREAT FUCKING JOB!!"
someone: "YOUR WELCOME!!"
So I decided to walk in the dark and I was able to see a light.
a few guys are fighting a ambush of skinless up ahead.
Luckily they were able to get out of the fight all because they saw me. And you know how it goes. Once they know your there they will all lynch you at once
Got lynched
pretty much watched the rest of the story go out.
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Re: Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw

Post by Qbmax32 » #333342

>be mortus
>find bum
>attack bum in legs
>rng is bad, miss
>they have bone flail and start attacking me
>keep attacking
>rng is awful i literally do not hit him after attacking him 15 times
>he has autistic strength and beats the shit out of me
>go down
>sperge autistically
>get killed
>disconnect
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wesoda25 wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 5:02 am Qbmax32 is quite literally one of the dumbest individuals I have ever had the misfortune of coming into contact with. He has zero redeemable traits, and honestly I have to suppress my gag reflex every time he shows up in a conversation.
Malkraz wrote:YES
DRINK THE PISS QB
angelstarri wrote:qbmax is a retard
imsxz wrote:mythic please stop you’ve hit rock bottom and you KEEP DIGGING
deedubya wrote:I'll defend to the death your right to scream "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" on a constant basis, but I'll also equally defend the right of people to call you a fuckin' pillock for doing it.
datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?

Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.
Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit
Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)
Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores
Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate
BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.
feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing
Anonmare wrote:Each post in this thread can't settle on what it wants to be, but yet, each one is more cursed than the last.
Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.
Vile Beggar wrote:i don't like this thread
imsxz wrote:nervore
FantasticFwoosh wrote:I will whisper sweet nothings that will confuse and perhaps scare you a little, but enhance the experience no-less.
afelinidisfinetoo wrote:By the way, the person who posted that catgirl porn on the github page was me. If anyone wants my private stash just PM me
Nervere wrote:Anything for a femoid.....
Qbopper wrote:I'm a dumb poopy butthead
CitrusGender wrote:god i love it when people feed me my own fried legs
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Re: Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw

Post by J_Madison » #333420

Qbmax32 wrote:>be mortus
>find bum
>sperge autistically
>get killed
>disconnect
hahahahahaha

lmao ????? how

>merchant
>bum enters train
>use sword.
>remove leg
>slit throat
>???????????????????????
get the fuck off my train
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Re: Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw

Post by Qbmax32 » #333512

rnnnnggggggg
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wesoda25 wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 5:02 am Qbmax32 is quite literally one of the dumbest individuals I have ever had the misfortune of coming into contact with. He has zero redeemable traits, and honestly I have to suppress my gag reflex every time he shows up in a conversation.
Malkraz wrote:YES
DRINK THE PISS QB
angelstarri wrote:qbmax is a retard
imsxz wrote:mythic please stop you’ve hit rock bottom and you KEEP DIGGING
deedubya wrote:I'll defend to the death your right to scream "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" on a constant basis, but I'll also equally defend the right of people to call you a fuckin' pillock for doing it.
datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?

Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.
Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit
Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)
Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores
Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate
BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.
feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing
Anonmare wrote:Each post in this thread can't settle on what it wants to be, but yet, each one is more cursed than the last.
Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.
Vile Beggar wrote:i don't like this thread
imsxz wrote:nervore
FantasticFwoosh wrote:I will whisper sweet nothings that will confuse and perhaps scare you a little, but enhance the experience no-less.
afelinidisfinetoo wrote:By the way, the person who posted that catgirl porn on the github page was me. If anyone wants my private stash just PM me
Nervere wrote:Anything for a femoid.....
Qbopper wrote:I'm a dumb poopy butthead
CitrusGender wrote:god i love it when people feed me my own fried legs
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Re: Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw

Post by J_Madison » #333561

Qbmax32 wrote:rnnnnggggggg
crawl away nigga
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Re: Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw

Post by Steelpoint » #333679

If you are kidnapping one of the Bums for the Lifeweb.

Switch to grab intent and aim for the chest, grab then quickly switch to your other hand arm grab the chest. Then click the 'push' button that pops up in your hand slot. This will knock down the Bum forever.
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Re: Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw

Post by Qbmax32 » #333797

Cool I'll do that I guess
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Spoiler:
wesoda25 wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 5:02 am Qbmax32 is quite literally one of the dumbest individuals I have ever had the misfortune of coming into contact with. He has zero redeemable traits, and honestly I have to suppress my gag reflex every time he shows up in a conversation.
Malkraz wrote:YES
DRINK THE PISS QB
angelstarri wrote:qbmax is a retard
imsxz wrote:mythic please stop you’ve hit rock bottom and you KEEP DIGGING
deedubya wrote:I'll defend to the death your right to scream "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" on a constant basis, but I'll also equally defend the right of people to call you a fuckin' pillock for doing it.
datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?

Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.
Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit
Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)
Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores
Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate
BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.
feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing
Anonmare wrote:Each post in this thread can't settle on what it wants to be, but yet, each one is more cursed than the last.
Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.
Vile Beggar wrote:i don't like this thread
imsxz wrote:nervore
FantasticFwoosh wrote:I will whisper sweet nothings that will confuse and perhaps scare you a little, but enhance the experience no-less.
afelinidisfinetoo wrote:By the way, the person who posted that catgirl porn on the github page was me. If anyone wants my private stash just PM me
Nervere wrote:Anything for a femoid.....
Qbopper wrote:I'm a dumb poopy butthead
CitrusGender wrote:god i love it when people feed me my own fried legs
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Re: Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw

Post by J_Madison » #334226

Migrant mercenary.
The expedition leader and I arrive in these damp caves of Evergreen.
Riches await in Ravenheart, but these caves are unforgiving.
Onward, I follow my leader.
Over rivers, pits, and plants I follow him.
Until we find something out of the ordinary.
A tomb. Sarcophagi litter the room.

Spoils to be had.
As we lift the tomb lid, a withered hand grasps my neck and begins choking.
I desperately smash his leg with my blade, but his flesh is hard as steel.
And my blade shatters in my hand.
My leader is completely unable to break his leg and arms.
He drags me away and charges for the stairs.
I heave my legs and feel his grasp release.

Ha.
I'm quite happy. A grin forms on my face as my expedition leader looks on in horror.
Ha. Ha.
I can't even thank him, I feel so happy.
Ha. HA!
He demands I fall back.
Ha. Ha. HA!
I feel weakened. And my leader scrambles to search for one of the many poisonous mushrooms from the caves.

Ha. HA! HA!
HA! HA! HA!
HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA!
HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA!
HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA!
I can just about see a crude wooden pipe filled with mushroom bits slowly roasting away.
HA! HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA!
HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA!
Just a few small puffs and my heart stops. I can't breath.
h. h. h.
I feel sick.
h. h.
I feel horrible.
h.

I feel a little better, but I'm no longer happy.
Everything is ruined.
My day is ruined.
I am ruined.

ha.
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Post by J_Madison » #334823

Soulbreaker Eunuch.
Death to the Thanati who have ruined our world.
We have stalked them to Evergreen.
Men women and children be damned. We must rebuild.
God be greatest.
Death to the Thanati.

Every Thanati man, woman, and child must pay for what they have done to our world
None shall escape the burden of rebuilding.
And I will deliver them to our salavation.

The Bashar, our leader brings forth new captives to the ship.
Slaves for the rebuilding.
They are slave collared, and unable to fight or even run.
A father and his daughter.
They are both terrified, but neither defiant nor submissive.

There there, you are in my care now.
The Bashar leaps through the portal, scimitar in one hand and stunner in the other.
These two are mine now.

She is begging for her daddy, terrified of what is to come.
Her father, a gruff man has noble blood.
A royal hostage for our cause.

They struggle and try to stay together.
But why? Your father cannot save you now.
Please work with me, I am here to help you.

The father is worth the most, his royal blood will be of great use.
But his daughter is unspoiled, and is valuable to any harem as concubine.
They'll never see eachother again.

To the rebuilding comes our nation.

Death to the Thanati, God be greatest.
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Post by J_Madison » #335533

The champion of Grosth.
Clad in sweetbread covered robes and vomit, this fragrant figure fills the air with flies and miasma.
None dare approach this unassuming champion that stands in stalwart in solitude.
Where he walks, he vomits and releases bagels and consumes it and covers his lips with himself.
Even infected and a carrier of vast pestiliance, the champion of Grosth is not affected by the disease he carries.
Adorned across his belt is a small dagger covered in pitta, and across his back a blade covered in the same crumpet.

A carrier of pestiliance and filth.

Standing in his way are warriors of the God-king, challenging the Baron's right to throne.
The Tribunal forces outnumber the guards of the fortress, yet they mistaken the robed champion as an easy challenger.
The champion vomits onto the floor and consumes upon it. And vanishes around the corner.
Veteran Tribunal members hold the line, as fresh and inexperienced Tribunal members charge at the champion.
Immediately, a small piece of waffle is flung around the corner covering the Tribunal rookies.
The stench! The smell! The filth! It fills the mind of the Tribunal newbies and they begin to gag, and cough, and vomit.

As the newbies struggle to run back, they vomit into their helmets and are shivved by the champion.
Laughter comes as the rookies covered in scones and their own vomit are pushed back by their angry comrades.
Their body begins to smell, and their wounds infect.
The champion of Grosth consumes his vomit and buns as he is shot at by Tribunal veterans.
But none dare follow. None dare challenge the champion whose wafer covered dagger is flung at a veteran.
They're as good as dead now.

As the Tribunal attempt to hold line against this champion of the old ways god Grosth.
He consumes and exhales a seemingly infinite amount of loaf and vomit, and his control over pestilance and disease is unmatched.
The royal family of Ravenheart fortress escapes upon the Charon.
And the young clean soldiers, dirted by Grosth smell their rotting wounds.
Not all soldiers may make it home against this one champion of Grosth.
Whose wounds begin to smell, and quickly fall ill.
Yet this champion infinitely sustains himself against all hubris.
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Re: Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw

Post by J_Madison » #336182

Squire.
I'm a little boy, short and stout, and I am 13 years old!
I am the youngest son of the house of Mason.
I have many sisters and cousins, and uncles and aunts!
I want to follow my father the Inquisitor, and my grandfather the veteran Cerberus guard.
I will train hard to follow them!

Hiyah! Die you dummy, die!
By God in coma and the cross, I will strike cleanly with my training blade!
I slash, and strike, and bash away with a sword almost as tall as me.
God will save me!
I slash, and slash, until I tire out. And I bash, and I thrash until my arm pulls a muscle.
Owie.

Grandpappy says to sleep it off.
I sleep, and I dream, and I wish upon the star.
God will save me.
I feel good now. I feel I could slash and rend.
I want my first sword, pappy!

Grandpappy gives me some silver obols, and I visit the smithy for my first sword.
He doesn't want me to pay, but wants me to find a lady.
She is smelly, and missing teeth, she is a bum.
What a smelly lady, she is so nasty she tries to steal from my pockets.
Not so fast lady, the smithy wants you.

The smithy gives me my first blade.
It is so big, I can barely swing it.
But, my very first blade.
My father the Inquisitor, the champion of the Church calls upon a crusade!
My first crusade!

I follow my father, and my grandfather, and dozens of other warriors down my righteous path.
To the crusade!
We dock in a warm metal cave, and we capture every lady and man.
It's warm here, I feel warm.
And sleepy.

One by one, we capture and pillage!
Let none stand in our way of the righteous crusade by the church and Baron my king!
But I feel weaker, and tired, and sleepy, and warm.
And the gate man stops to carry me.
Crusading is tiring work for a boy.
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Re: Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw

Post by J_Madison » #336574

Bum steaks.
Bum steaks are the delicacy of Evergreen.
Cannibalism doesn't exist when it is a bum under consumption.
Nobody needs to go hungry when bums are around.
Break a leg, stab the eyes, snap the neck.
Slide him under a railway track, or use a knife and carve and hack.

Get bum steaks, small and large.
Stick it on a knife and cook at fire.
Bum steaks.

Nobody needs to bat an eye when hunger is abound.
Bum steaks are the solution to fortress hunger.
Plenty of bums go to around.
Grab a rock and smash the skull, slice a leg and begin to cull.
Wholesome edible goodness, feeds little squires and servants like a wonder.

Bums for the mortus, copper for his trade, silver for the merchant who needs to be paid.
Yes said the Baron, sitting at the hall.
But iron swords are the master of them all.
Sweets for the successor, bread for the buttle, swords of which make bums scuttle.
Yes said the mortus, sitting in his lair.

But bums who are eaten, nobody will care.
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Post by J_Madison » #336865

Wanderlust.
They call me Travis. I'm busted for drugs. Sent to the harshest and hardest prison in Evergreen.
The Warders here are pigs. My cellies and I have been under lockdown by some ridiculous riot.
We want out. This place stinks. We're all dying for a cigarette.
I've got some drugs hidden inside me. All eyes are on me not to pull these out or get mugged.
Four other cell mates. Kimble the murderer, Chester the rapist, Robbie the thief, and Grundy the deserter.

Across our cell are other knuckleheads.
One cell full of gang members.
The other full of guys just like us.
We trade their harmonica for a rock we have.
This place stinks of shit and piss and who knows what else.

Across our hall, the spades gang tries to bully some poor punk.
The punk tries to swing at the gang leader, and glances straight off.
I don't even want to look. That poor punk is clubbed in the head and stabbed in the chest with a spoon.
The gang each take turns. I can hear the screams, the clothes are off.
Nobody can call him prisoner Andy anymore. He's Annie to everyone now.

Chester wants to overthrow the Warders.
We devise a plan. But Chester won't listen.
We need at least three cells to fight the Warders even with weapons.
A gang member across the hall throws a sweetbread at the Warder.
That god damn idiot blew our plan.

Lockdown for even longer. The Warder comes back, and grabs that bread flinging fool along with Annie the sissy.
I don't want to know that pain fates the fool, but poor Annie is catatonic. They couldn't handle what they received.
The Warder comes back with a teeth or two on his club.
Cells D and E to mining.
Cells F and G stay behind to workshop.

Chester we don't have enough people.
Sooner than we enter the mines, Chester slams a pickaxe into the chest of the Warder.
Aw hell. They need clubs to stand a chance.
One by one my fellow prisoners and cell members are beaten to death by Warders.
Blunt copper pick axes swung by an angry sad punk isn't effective against steel clad Warders.

I'm the last of my cell left.
The only miner.
Cough. I'm not feeling so good.
The Warders have few prisoners left.
I'm a king of the prisoners now.

Cough. The dust is killing my lungs.
I take constant swigs of water as I cough and sputter blood.
The Warders hope I can mine and mine.
They give me incentives to mine as much as I can.
A cross to wear. God will save me from this prison.

Cough. Cough. Cough.
This mask and drink can barely sustain me.
This is hard work. I hate this.
A regal dressed man and his guards confront me.
His royalty holds nothing to me.

I'm the last prisoner.
The Warders answer my every demand.
I want a better pickaxe. I get it.
I want better clothing and jewelry. I get it.
Sheekos.

At last, I mine some fine good rock and gather some shining ore.
The Warder is so happy they give me someone as a gift.
It's Annie, the sissy.
And some cigarettes.
And a full course meal of bum steaks.

Aw hell, it's been so long.
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Re: Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw

Post by Grazyn » #336869

Ok now I want a tale from a bum's POV
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Re: Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw

Post by J_Madison » #336881

The bum of Ravenheart. A short song about a Legendary bum in Ravenheart fortress who ruined a Cerberus guard and was chained and turned into steaks. Know this song as a story and legend of a bum who absolutely wrecked a Cerberus guard.

There was a bum in Ravenheart.
They call the legend bum.
He's been the killer of many a poor dog
Censor calls me dumb.

My mother was the merchant.
She raised me in her cart.
My father was a docker man.
Down in Ravenheart.

Now the only thing a docker needs
Is a gun and chain
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when the bums in pain

Oh baroness tell your children
Not to fight like a tart
Spend my time in sanctuary
Down in Ravenheart

The Dockers on the platform
Holding the bum for the train
Getting some bum steaks
From he whose about to be slain.

The was a bum in Ravenheart
They call the legend bum
He's been the killer of many a poor dog
And Censor knows I'm dumb.
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