Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw

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The bum of Ravenheart. A short song about a Legendary bum in Ravenheart fortress who ruined a Cerberus guard and was chained and turned into steaks. Know this song as a story and legend of a bum who absolutely wrecked a Cerberus guard.

There was a bum in Ravenheart.
They call the legend bum.
He's been the killer of many a poor dog
Censor calls me dumb.

My mother was the merchant.
She raised me in her cart.
My father was a docker man.
Down in Ravenheart.

Now the only thing a docker needs
Is a gun and chain
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when the bums in pain

Oh baroness tell your children
Not to fight like a tart
Spend my time in sanctuary
Down in Ravenheart

The Dockers on the platform
Holding the bum for the train
Getting some bum steaks
From he whose about to be slain.

The was a bum in Ravenheart
They call the legend bum
He's been the killer of many a poor dog
And Censor knows I'm dumb.
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Pain and torture.
I have seen the pain inflicted onto men, women, and children for their crimes of piety.
The fanatically devout champion of the Church the inquisitor, his ward the Practicus, and the warrior monk the Incarn.
The three warriors of the Clergy.
Testing blood and faith, heretics are dragged off to fates unknown.
Pain and punishment of heretics in the fortress.

Three days ago, I saw a member of a heretical sect called the Thanati be captured after calling to Tzchernobog.
His fingers broken one by one, his teeth punched out, and his skin flayed alive.
Left alive and fully conscious to feel the pain.
He screams and spills hits guts.
Death to the Thanati.

Yesterday, the Docker who was compromised was cornered in the Merchant's shop.
Quickly he tried to capture the Merchant as a hostage, but was foiled by his fellow docker.
Calling to his false gods in the toilet, he was disarmed and grabbed.
A black bag placed over his head.
He'll be bum steaks if he was lucky and the Inquisition merciful.

Today, a scantily dressed disgusting pig came to the fortress.
She followed Bacchus the old god of lust.
Sensing a lack of danger, the warrior monk looked to new ways to punish.
Instead of finding job here, she found her hands rotting and unable to fend for herself.
And instead of a filling job, her temple was enslaved and the potatoes mashed by the dancing doctors and guards who helped themselves.

They say in the caves, bad men with superiority and dominance aim to enslave and answer to none but Veles.
Armokian followers rip and slice into tendons and arteries before throwing their sacrifices into the regurgitator.
The eyes stabbed and spat on by the filth of Grosth before having breadcrumbs stuffed down them.

None are as horrifying as Xom. Fuck them up Xom. They hate you, they love you. Mox mox!


But I know the truth of pain and suffering of these disgusting pigs.
I must find the key by following my heart and wonders from eyes, guts, tongues, lungs, brains.
I must find myself.
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Rags to riches.
Bums aren't human.
They're food.
They're not friends or friendly.
They're food.
They should be eaten.

But this one but doesn't want to be eaten, and is friendly to the ladies of the fortress.
Whilst guards eye at their blade looking to make short work of this bum, they are forbidden.
The baroness, her daughter the successor deem the bum a ward of their household.
A Evergreenian pet.
The Baron yet not knows of this news, but the bum wishes admittance to the family.

The bum wishes for the hand of the daughter of the fortress.
A mightly bizarre request.
Her mother promises her hand, if he is able to usurp the Baron.
The Baron is not strong, but he is old.
But the bum hardly knows the end of his elbow than his blade.

Slowly, the bum builds trust with the first daughter of the fortress.
He is a toy to her, and helps her with every little task.
Would you like a little more tea, Successor?
Until the first lady of the fortress arrives in the room, knife in hand.
Kill the Baron and bring the crown, and be wedded.
With this knife, I dub thee Sir Floyd of the first lady.
Champion of the baroness.
Rise, good knight.

The bum haughty leaves her room, and enter the toilet.
Reverting to his primitive bum knowledge, he ejects a crumpet and rubs the knife with it.
And immediately, he excretes a bun and readies it.
Heading into the throne room, the baroness clears the guards and waits in the kitchen with the little girl in hand.
Sir Floyd of the first lady, Champion of the baroness and usurper of the throne stands in way.

Without hesitation, the knight flings his Bun into the Baron's old and withered face and shouts the forbidden words.
G---a!
The name of god in coma is shouted in vain.
The Baron, fighting against the filth and the smell of the Bun can barely contain himself upon hearing the name of god in coma in vain.
G---a!
As the bum stabs, and cuts, and shanks, and swipes into the Baron.
The bloodied gurgling Baron slumps from the throne, the knight removes the crown and enters the kitchen.

It is done my lady.
As the champion of the Baroness, I crown you my Queen.
And I take the hand of the successor in marriage.
The throne has been usurped by the Baroness.
And her king and the first gentleman of Ravenheart is crowned.
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For whom the rat feeds.
When the Ravenheart delight, the bum steak is too hard to find.
Too few bums to gib by train whilst under bind.
There's another delicacy that is very kind.
Fat rats.
Rat steaks.

Small rats so small to breed.
Small rats caught and bagged want to be freed.
Small rats to kill, easy to bleed.
Small rats eat up bread and seed.
Become Fat rats.

Stomp them to death, slice them apart.
Smash them with clubs, tear out their heart.
The poor, the hungry, food for a new start.

Fat rat steaks.
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Martial artist.
I'm good with my hands. Nobody dares challenge my physical prowes.
Hiyah! A kick to the head.
Hutta! A chop to the neck.
The caves are no threat to me.
Yeah I walk alone in the dark dank caves of death, but I fear no evil.
For my hands and my GI are with me, and my torch comforts me.

As I arrive at the gates of the fortress, I hear maniacal cackles.
A heretic praising his false gods, and a man desperately attempting to avoid this heretic's blade.
He fears the both of us, for neither of us know eachother's loyalty.
None dare approach eachother. And quickly we work to avoid eachother.
A Kthanid darts from statue to statue attempting to ambush me.

I could surely break his tail, but to what risk?
The Kthanid flies away. It is not my concern anymore.
The Ravenheart fortress awaits.
What are you, asks the gate man.
I am an artist, a martial artist.
I'm here to teach and perform my arts of asskicking.

I grip the cross of Ravenheart and I call to god in coma.
And I am admitted into Ravenheart.
And I will kick, and slay, and make food out of bums and rats.
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Break his legs.
A portal opens forth and a armoured man comes through.
A Soulbreaker here to break and kidnap people.
Sell them into slavery
But not today.
As he opens fire with his gun, the noble child jumps and runs and dashes away.

Daddy there's a bad man in the training room.
Rally the men to me my mothers and sisters.
And they charge the Soulbreaker.
They charge at the Bashar and all he can yell is a help.
They run into the portal and find a crotchless man desperately trying to guard the chambers.

Neither Soulbreaker can barely talk when they themselves are broken.
The Bashar is beaten and smothered with a disgusting pig.
But his wounds are fatal for the lifeweb.
The Eunuch calls to his god to no answer.
Go on, break his legs the censor demanded.

A crack comes down upon his legs with a swing of the crowbar.
And mighty stomp is felt to his toes by the censor.
The Eunuch can only call his god repeated, angering the captor.
There is more pain and suffering.
The fingers, one by one are bent and broken.

The screams cannot permeate the lifeweb room.
First legs, then toes, then fingers, then arm.
The arms are mashed until they bend and wobble.
The pain, the screams, they shake nobody.
A bloodied was of spit lands upon the censor's face.

He is not amused.
With a final blow with his might, the censor strikes the stomach and groin of the Eunuch.
There is no groin.
But the stomach collapses in pain.
Involuntarily, the Eunuch vomits and almost spills his guts.
The beating so bad he soils his clothes with dough.

Screams of his god defiantly permeate from his mouth.
He lies on the floor rocking back and forth.
The censor takes the crowbar and smashes the teeth.
And stomps, and stamps, and treads upon it.
Smashing every teeth.

The screams of pain, the suffering.
The fortress power is resolved.
And his wounds not lethal.
His suffering eternal.
But nobody will know of his pain but two men.
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City guard.
Mighty I am the guard of a former city.
Yet it has come to ruins, I will find work elsewhere.
By my spear and chained armour, I will seek better places within the caves.
My friend, the Hunter follows.
We slowly edge toward a river.

There is no choice but in.
We both struggle the stream but manage to swim toward each other safely.
We arrive to the fort, and are let in.
And immediately springs forth the Baron looking to recruit us into his guard.
I am knighted.

Monsters have lurked the fortress.
I am here to slaughter them all.
Arellits are let out and I stomp and stab and bash them to injury.
Wild bums run rampant, as I kick, smash, and slit their throats.
Giant rats are kicked and beaten against a wall.
But none are so deadly as another person.

As I bury the dead body, I hear the heretical screams.
Something feels very wrong.
I seek the source of these sounds and I find my lord, the Baron, dead.
His crown is missing.
And standing behind me is a bloodied blacksmith with his crown.

Enough.
I will not let this stand.
I cave my spear upon her head as she desperately tries to fight back.
This murder will not go unpunished.
I dodge her hammer and her dagger swings.

I insert my spear into her.
Her hubris endures as she tries to defend herself against me.
No. She will not pass.
I hurl my spear into her.
I hear the bone crunching impact with every strike I make.

Time for the rabbit punch.
A flick of the wrist, and the switchblade opens.
The throat is slit. There's not much for this monster now.
Yet she tries to stand. And tries to throw my spear, her knives, and her hammer at me.
Did I not break her leg? How about I crack her skull open instead.

The leg is smashed upon by my blade.
There is blood everywhere, and I seek to take my business with her somewhere secluded.
As I prepare to make the punishment private, her eyes open.
And she tries to hard to fight back, only to fall again.
She knows I am going to end her.

Rabid struggling like a cornered rat.
I stomp her, I trample her, I kick her to the ground.
I smash her hands and break her legs.
No more tricks.
No more from her.

I will take everything from her like she has taken from me.
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I'm a shroomcutter and I'm a pidor.

I'm a shroomcutter, and I'm okay.
I sleep next to fire and I work and pray.

He's a shroomcutter, and he's okay.
He sleeps next to fires and works and prays.

I cut down shrooms. I eat my shrooms.
I go to the toilet.
When warm I go cutting
And have plump helmets all day.

He cuts down shrooms. He eats his shrooms.
He goes to the toilet.
When warm he goes cutting
And have plump helmets for tea.

He cuts down shrooms. He eats his shrooms.
He goes to the toilet.
When warm he goes cutting
And have plump helmets for tea.

He's a shroomcutter, and he's okay.
He sleeps next to fires and works and prays.

I cut down shrooms. I light camp fires.
I like to smash small rocks.
I build my fires.
And I sleep alone in caves.

He cuts down shrooms. He lights camp fires.
He likes to smash small rocks.
He builds his fires.
And sleeps alone in caves?

He's a shroomcutter, and he's okay.
He sleeps next to fires and works and prays.

I cut down shrooms, I drink still water.
Using a mug no more.
I wish I'd have a miner
So I'd get so more far.

He cuts down trees, he drinks dirty water
A mug and nothing more?
-
What's this? Drinking dirty water? Oh my!
And I thought you were smart, pidor
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He's a shroomcutter, and he's okay.
He sleeps next to fires and works and prays.

He's a shroomcutter, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps next to fires and works and prays.
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The kind merchant.

I always tries for the best prices.
My generosity unmatched.
Thousands of obols exchanged in kind and fair deals.
Ores and masterwork products.
Cigarettes, and tickets to local city.

Diamonds are traded.
Golden and silver masterworked goods are traded.
The flow of obols in the fortress constantly flows like blood in a body.
The bums want tickets out.
The smiths want more ore.

And the whores sell what they own for some obols.
I buy and sell whores like they all the time.
A mere 20 obols to get karambwanji.
One and two, they love me.
Everyone wants a better life.

I will save them for myself.
Obols flow between the markets.
And I provide them a lofty room, some food, and alcohol.
It makes the world lighter for both of us.
I Karambwan their Karambwanji.

I see a sad and depressed whore.
She was robbed whilst sleeping.
No more lady, I will save you.
Have a new bracelet, have a drink.
And clean this candy cane.

In the time of universal poverty, I am king.
My benevolence will show them the way to salvation.
I will break the seal of every whore and save them by buttering the potato.
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Married potatoes.
By the holy order of the church, and God whom is in coma, I fight for them.
I am the Inquisitor. The champion of the church.
By my swift blade and my holy revolver, all heretics shall fall.
Nothing hides from my gaze.
None are faster and more perceptive than me.

I stalk the inhabitants for sin.
Heretics must burn.
Every door is bugged, every person of interest is bugged, every area is bugged.
Every step they take, every move they make, every word they say, I'll be watching and listening.
None shall sin by my gaze.

I bug the sinful hedonists as they leave the brothel.
You have greatly sinned, and diseased.
I am your salvation. I am the cure.
As they leave the brothel, I greet them and request a moment.
I think it's in best interest of the church they follow.
You have greatly sinned by cheesing a buttered potato without a binding of marriage.

How horrified the Johns feel as the sinful creatures laugh.
United by the church and god in coma, under an oath of marriage lest it be punishment.
If anyone can show just cause why this couple cannot be joined together in matrimony by the power of the Clergy, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.
The Pusher, the leader of sins enters my grounds demanding his product be separated.
Before he can react and draw his gun, I shoot his knees to the ground.

His peace is held.
I pronounce you man and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
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The great migration!
United by my brothers, we seven will conquer the cave!
I hit, and I mine, and I break rocks away.
Slowly, I cave a cavern away.
We settle into a little home.
Beds and tables.
Ovens and food.
A workshop including metals and tools.

As our camp draws further and further.
Joined in interest is a crusader.
I mine, and I mine, and I mine a cave away.
Raiding the caves, we take heavy losses.
The death of the crusader, healer, and mason too.
But we cannot let this stop us.
I mine, and we mine, and I mine and mine away.

And soon we have a little dorm with many beds for us all.
A dining room for feasts and food.
The horde comes to slaughter everyone.
Many skinless monsters to slaughter us.
But, we build and build.

Walls and walls to protect us.
We can build it.
A new home.
A new home for the migration.
At long last we have built a home.

A true migration home.
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I'm Your Beautiful boy/Beautiful girl-Baccus And The Horny followers (With lyrics)
I'm a beautiful boy that's what I am
I'm here to do whatever I can
Be it other boys or other girls
Or myself it's never too soon
To wanna please you to wanna please you
To wanna do it all all for you
I wanna be your be your little toy
I wanna be the one ya love most of all - oh yeah

I'm your little toy I'm your little toy
Enter me!
I'm your little toy I'm your little toy
Baccus enter me!
I'm your little toy I'm your little toy
Turn me on
I'm your little toy I'm your little toy
Do what you want

I'm your little toy that's what I am
I'm here to do whatever I can
Be it other boys or other girls
Or myself it's never too soon
I wanna take them to wanna choke them
I wanna get their icing
And I no pain, only pleasure
Just on altar I've pleased what I can - oh yeah

I'm your little toy I'm your little toy, ...

I'm a beautiful boy that's what I am
I'm here to do whatever I can
Be it other boys or other girls
Or myself it's never too soon
I want you inside me I want you inside me
Yeah we'll be together you inside me
I wanna be inside you
I wanna love you ah from inside out - oh yeah oh yeah

I'm a beautiful boy that's what I am
I'm here to do whatever I can
Be it other boys or other girls
Or myself it's never too soon
To wanna please you to want you inside me
To wanna do it all all for you
I wanna be you be your beautiful boy
I wanna be the one ya love most of all
I'm your little toy aha ...
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A tale of 20 obols.
There was one brothel.
Aww.
But three whores!
Yeah!

They had a pusher!
Aww.
He wasn't there!
Yeah!

The church cracked down on them!
Aww.
They were gone too!
Yeah!

The cerberus guards came.
Aww.
They wanted whores too!
Yeah!

The guards came for me.
Aww.
They wanted money!
Yeah!

The whores cost more than 20 obols.
Aww.
I had a thousand!
Yeah!

They were bugged.
Aww.
But I sold it!
Yeah!

And that's the end of my story.
Aww.
Until the party next week!
Yeah!
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Post by J_Madison » #343135

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Thank you, beautiful friends. This has become a new beginning and future of the tales, diaries, and stories.
It's a lot of fun to write, and I'd like to thank each and every one of you once again who've stayed with my journey.
Evergreen wouldn't be as painful or pleasuresome without you.
Hopefully, we have new memories and stories to tell.
So, get at me in the caves, stay safe. And don't die.

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asalaam alaikum brothers, sorrow to thee infidels
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Wanderlust. Drug pusher.
I've been locked up for a long time.
In this dirty remote prison full of the hardest and meanest men in Evergreen.
All I wanted to do is make some money.

B block cell.
With three other monsters.
A rapist, a murderer, and a deserter.
I'm in a position to be. Two men stronger than me.
And a third deviant.

Across the cell, a fight occurs.
He swings, he tries to stab, and he is manhandled.
His teeth smashed onto the table.
His head cracked onto the toilet.
His skull hands onto the floor.

What a great start to hard time.
My cellie, the rapist flings a piece of bread into the face of the prison commandant.
We're gonna be locked down forever.
Soon, there is panic by the guards.
And we get a glimpse of the commander's wife.

What a delight.
We all want some part of that.
It's very risky.
Her guard must die.
He must die.

The cells can't open because the Commandant's child burnt the house down.
I insult, and I berate his cowardice.
He has no choice.
He takes a deep breath.
And opens the cells.

We run wild.
I need a hit.
But this bastard guard is watching us.
A prisoner runs wild, and charges heart first right through and into a spear.
The commandant disappears.

Some prisoners wander off to work.
Some prisoners begin looting.
But I need that hit.
My cellies rush off to try and coerce a sissy into submission.
But I need that hit.

None dare hurt a nun.
Nobody.
They are innocent and are here to help.
And fewer want to risk the Commandant's wife with the sissy running amok.
She feeds us, she heals us, she loves all of us.

Eventually, the bastard guard leaves for a moment.
And a man approaches me as I take a hit.
Oh yeah. I don't care anymore.
A gang? Sure.
I just don't care right now.

I recruit one of my cellies.
We're all doing good.
I take another hit.
I swear I don't need drugs anymore.
I swear.

We confront the guard.
We smash, we kick, and we punch away.
I'm really feeling it.
I string a garrot around his neck.
And I yank it.

I yank it and bend over.
He can't breath.
He can't speak.
He can't move.
He won't wake up.

And I take another hit.
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Beaten harlot.
After what feels like a lifetime of hell, we enter the Charon.
We will finally leave this hell.
When this horrible harlot comes along.
She will not enter the shuttle.
The dog slashes her face with a sword.

She runs, knowing her life is in danger.
I will help the dog.
I wrench my hand and charge at her.
A nasty crack occurs on her leg.
Face slashed, head ringing and bleeding, right leg broken.

Prognosis: extensive medical care from the Esculap required. 80 obols or more. Full recovery - expensive.
The Cerberus has fallen over, and she desperately crawls and attempts to stab him in her final moments.
I crack her skull twice with a silver cross.
And for the final coup d'grace.
I take her little knife and blade and slice her neck.

Prognosis: skull and head damaged, brain suffering blunt trauma, head bleeding and face slashed, leg broken, head ringing, throat slit.
Urgent and immediate Esculap emergency care required.
Immediate painkillers and bandages required.
Blood restoration required, bones require setting.
Medical recovery almost impossible, extremely costly and extensive, cost unknown.

But even as give her mercy, the guard doesn't.
He concentrates and brings his two fists ready to strike.
And punches, and punches, and punches, and punches, and punches, and punches, and punches, and punches away.
Quickly, he strikes almost 40 times in rapid succession with both fists.
Time almost slows down, and her body reacting to such punches are delayed.

Final prognosis: 32 teeth missing, in massive pain and shock, head suffering blunt trauma and bleeding and ringing. Throat slit, leg broken, brain potentially damaged.
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Me and my daddy.
My and my daddy are set to conquer the caves and reach safety.
My dad is a noble count and says I am going to grow up strong.
With us is a miner man, who helps us cross the caves.
And we carefully make our way through the caves.
I follow my dad.

Across our cave we see some people.
Another miner, some other migrants.
They let us stay with them.
I feel very hungry, I try to cook some mushroom.
Eurgh it's disgusting!

I'm going to puke!
At the sound of a child vomiting, a nasty beast arrives.
It floats and it stares at me.
But daddy chases it off and slices it with his sabre.
My dad protects me.

The other migrants get angry.
I don't like what they are doing.
More monsters come out of the caves, they have no skin!
The horrible screams scare me.
But my daddy slices his leg and neck.

I see what the other men are doing.
They have equipment set up.
And an odd statue.
And some strange mutters.
I'm scared.

I want my daddy and I want to leave.
When I hear the sounds of swords testing mettle.
What she going on daddy?
I go to see.
It's my dad.

He is fighting for his life.
My dad is being attacked by theee men!
They beat him hard.
My daddy can take a few on them, but they are too many.
He drops his sabre.

Stop hurting my daddy!
I slice at him.
Daddy's sabre is too heavy.
Stop hurting my dad!
I crack at him.

But they aren't hurt.
My daddy.
"Beat it kid".
They turn to me.
My daddy is dead.

I can't fight so many.
I can't take my daddy.
I run with his sword out of the door.
I run through the caves and don't look back.
My daddy is gone.

I run to the fortress and I tap on the door.
Please let me in!
It's cold, my dad is dead!
Bad men have killed my dad!
Please.

A monk opens the door and takes my sword.
My daddy's sword.
They question me, they talk to me.
They ask I clean myself.
I want my daddy back.

I scrub and clean and I feel more keen.
I'm fed and and hugged by a nice lady.
I talk to the guards and the big man on the throne.
My noble daddy is dead by bad men.
They care for me and Knight me as the little knight.

I have daddy's sword back.

The kids rally to me and ask questions.
I tell them of bad men in the caves.
The squires are eager to help me.
And the man on the throne commands it.
The guards want me to lead a charge.

For my daddy.
I lead them in a trek across the caves.
Good men and the champion of the throne.
There I point at the door!
But us smoking and quiet.

The bad men have been burnt so badly.
They are weak and angry.
But these bad men have done it all.
And we begin to cull.
For my daddy, the count.

The cowardly killers hide up in their cave.
And they are surprised to see me again.
The guards arrest them and call them a slave.
And the few that resist are quickly slain.
They killed my daddy.

Their camp is looted and pillaged.
The guards and I satisfied we departed the camp.
With slaves captured and loot obtained.
My daddy was avenged.
But I still don't have my daddy.

I am praised and hugged and loved for my bravery.
The bad men taken by church for slavery.
But even though my daddy's killings are slain.

I just want my daddy back again.
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pray for red rain, bitch
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Hump.
Aw gee, I don't know much.
I sure know how to hit a rock and build a wall though.
The blacksmith wants all sorts of rocks.
So I hit, and I mine.
I get some rocks and cash.

Eh gee, there's a crisis out there.
I pick up my rocks and I build that wall.
I don't know what it's all about but it's what I'm asked to do.

There's a lass who's trying to hit rocks with me.
She's doing it a bit dangerous.
Rocks will fall on her and all that.
Here lass you need to make these big rock pillars.
They won't let rocks fall on you all that.

She makes this weird looking pillar.
Might do, but you want them looking like this.
I chisel it and flatten it.
Looks all pretty.
She's learning.

No lass you want them spaced like this.
Too short or too far.
Poor lass is new to rocks.

Alarms ringing about some big king sending men, with guns, and bombs.
Gee I don't know about this.
I wall some places off, I sit tight down the cave.
Lass tells me she's scared and wants to run off to Blackstone city.
Okay lass, we'll meet again.

We'll meet again,
Don't know where, don't know when,
But I know we'll meet again
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J_Madison wrote: We'll meet again,
Don't know where, don't know when
my friend i noticed that reference to the dropkick murphys
I play as Asia Maclagan on Bagil, I dont play on Sybil often.

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Grosth camp.
We are Grosth's shit slaves.
We will decompose with him.
We are worth less than the dirt, the piss, the shit we grovel in.
We shit for Grosth.
Grosth shit us!

Our Prophet is Grosth has been chosen!
We are recognised! We all ritually defecate ourselves.
My face burns with horrible pores and sores and ulcers!
But I don't feel a thing, I don't smell a thing!
Grosth pee us!

We are blessed with an ability to vomit, and piss, and shit whenever we want.
Tasty tasty creations of Grosth.
None of us will suffer again!
No hunger, no thirstyness, no poverty.
We are all equal of the dirt.

This is our gift.
Not all appreciate our gifts.
Like this little hunter whom we found hurt near our camp.
She must learn to appreciate the old ways we follow.
Grosth recognise her rejection of the gift!

We bind her and prepare her for Grosth.
She screams and gags as we face her and drag her to the altar.
Grosth needs to kiss you and we must clean your lips!
You must be able to see Grosth when he kisses you!
Your face must be clean for Grosth to look at.

First the eyes!
We remove the eyes.
The prophet spits in one eye.
The hunter screams but all she can do is gag.
Both eyes are removed, she is ready for Grosth.

Everyone takes a sweetbread and rubs it and forces it into her mouth.
She gags and coughs and screams.
She is ready for Grosth.
We scream! We scream!
We vomit and we piss and we shit!

Grosth recognises our offering prepared so well.
We are blessed and bestowed with the ability to be a carrier of disease.
Grosth vomit on us!

Another outsider of the camp falls to us.
Her, a crusader.
A knight so blessed to kill and hunt down us?
By Grosth she falls.
We throw our bread at her and spit into the helmet.

The pure smell causes her to fall and gag instantly.
She begs and she screams.
For Grosth!
We strip her unconscious to the smell she can't stand.
Grosth smiles upon the altar.

First the eye and spit so sorrow.
Then the bread and the mouth to follow.
Vomiting god!
Grosth smiles at the holy warrior on his lips.
And bestows forgotten knowledge of the uses of our shit.

Shit walls and fences!
And the portal of shit!
The fortress is ours!
We will bring our shit to the fortress!
We jump into the portal Grosth has brought to us!

Clambering out of the fortress toilets, we will bring our ways to everyone.
No more hunger in famine, thirst in drought, sadness in depression.
No more poverty because we are worth less than the dirt.
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Post by J_Madison » #349172

Rampage.
For the great migration, I mine!
And I cut!
For out camp, I am a stoic defender.
I am the strongest of them all, with my pickaxe in one hand and the lamp in the other.
My best friend, our leader, is the blacksmith.

We have a little camp set up.
All sorts of monsters are about.
And other migrants.
Some are okay, some are evil.
But we follow our Post Christian God.

Great crosses bless us.
And stop the dead from rising.
But today is not the dead that rises below me.
It is another migrant camp.
I wave hello.

But their male whore kicks me in the leg.
That's enough.
I crack him in the face with a sharp, rusty axe.
He screams. His face is severely disfigured.
I crack him in the face again.

He falls, stunned, unlikely to get up soon.
I smash my axe unto the face of their medic, and he falls.
And his friends gather around.
Their leader, I crack the axe on his face.
The blacksmith I crack, but miss his face.

I hit his throat.

They have all fallen before me.
I do not wish to waste this axe.
The whore picks himself up and walks toward me with his tiny dagger.
He is a waste of my axe.
I cave his skull in with a small rock.

I smash, I smash, and I smash.
He screams as I wail his skull, his face, his nose, and his eyes with a rock.
His friends begin to gather up.
I crack the healer with a rock, shattering the rock over his skull.
Their blacksmith, in his final breath stands to fight.

He faces a spade flung at his skull and falls.
He too will be rocked to death.
The expedition leader mutters that he didn't want this.
I can say the same. He should have controlled his men.
He too, I rock to death.

They're all rocked and buried.
They aren't worth it.
Why did he have to kick me?

Four of them are dead!

What have I done?!
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Post by J_Madison » #350905

The great plot.
It is time for the Baron to fall.
He is weak, he is frail, and he needs not the crown.
Forget his family, their noble blood is needed no more.
Tonight, we will unite the church and crown.
We will crown the Bishop as the King!

I am a docker, my job should be inconspicuous.
Who'd care about a man whom only drags crates?
My boss is a Ginkenese man, with a beard so long and white.
His unscrupulous business is reflected by my wages.
I need a way to kill the Baron.

I can throw a good punch.
With my obols, I purchase a fine pair of gauntlets
But my plans are already at an end.
The Bishop has fallen asleep and is seriously wounded.
What will I do now?!

The plot is no more.
Back to work I go.
The gauntlets provide great use in removing bums from cargo.

But alas my plot catches up to me.
A bold headed monk approaches me.
I didn't even see him!
It's best you come with us the easy way.
Behind this monk, is the inquisitor, the fanatic champion of the church.

A bag is placed over my head.
And I am tied to a table.
I hear truly horrific screams.
Will that be me?
Will this be my end?

They want to know about the plot.
They threaten to remove my teeth.
They say they'll flame alive.
The screams get louder.
I don't want to die!

My plot, my plot!
The Baron to rot!
Crown the Bishop, kill the king!
And I will be elevated under his wing!
My plot is no more. I swear on it I'll be good!

I hunger, I starve and they won't let me go.
A Cerberus guard watches through a window.
Food for me please, I starve and I beg.
But he stands there crunching on a carrot.
Laughing.

By the time I awaken, I'm bald and in the church.
My belongings are gone.
And I starve and hunger.
I need food.
I need salavation.

A pious and blessed figure places her hand on my head.
Sleep, tired one, and rest.
I feel at ease, caring hands soothes my mind.
Little cups of water are poured out, and she brings it to my mouth.
Drink, thirsty one, and rest.

I lay in my bed, I can see her preparing soup.
Her humming of church sermons fill the air.
Sister Lauren.

The humming is rudely interrupted by a kick and a scream.
Who dares hurt a nun!?
She is slouched over, and a bum looms over her.
I swing st the bum bare knuckled, as I pull Sister Lauren to safety.
Inquisitor help me!

From behind false walls, the champion sprints out.
Slick and agile, he wails on this monster before us.
Sister Lauren wakes, she is not seriously hurt.
I swing and I fall in hunger.
But Sister Lauren pulls me to a chair.

Through the shadows, the bold bald monk expands his staff and swings under the bum.
He didn't even hit the floor when he was met with the boot of the Inquisitor.
Sagging to the ground, he won't be awake for longer.
The two fighters drag him away.
They will do to him what I heard on the rack.

I am too weak.
I can barely stay conscious when I see a spoon approach my mouth.
Sister Lauren.
Here comes the Charon!
And into my mouth delicious soup.

I slurp and eat up the soup as quick as I can.
Sister Lauren watches me, smiling through her halfmask as I lick the bowl clean.
I like her.
She is so nice to me.
I do not want to cause problems anymore.

Sister Lauren is all I care for.
The inquisitor allows me to stay in the church.
He can have my gauntlets, as my gift and friendship to him.

Sister Lauren, sister Lauren.
Are you there? Are you here?
Are you sleeping soundly?
Like an angel?
Like an angel.
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Post by Steelpoint » #350924

>not a single os13 story

For shame.
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Post by J_Madison » #350938

Party on Friday I'll bring an OS13 story.

I'll see if I can remember a OS13 round. All I can remember is the eerie Moonlight Sonata being played, the dark areas, crawling in the tunnels.
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Post by Septavius » #351138

os13 is shit, dont kid yourself
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Post by iamgoofball » #351142

Stop posting your porn fics about lifeweb
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Post by Steelpoint » #351149

>os13 is shit

I can see why people dislike it when it reaches the end game when it oft comes down to one Cerb in LIA and a Legax running around trying to find the last crewmen in a blasted station with no air, which can drag on for an hour.

However I find the gamemode to be very atmospheric and well designed for the most part, every sound, creak and moan of the station is wonderful and helps build a oppressive atmosphere.

I do agree the Traitor mechanic is pretty poorly done but that's another topic.
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Post by calzilla1 » #351336

iamgoofball wrote:Stop posting
Fixed
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
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Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?
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Calzilla made a good post
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Post by DemonFiren » #351506

this is one of those threads that would actually become less awful if calzilla and i were to fling shit at each other again

this is also one of those threads where i honestly cannot disagree with calzilla and thus can't start the shit-flinging
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What the fuck have I done to you?
I am the warrior monk, the keeper of the gates, and the quartermaster of us all.
None shall pass my gate.
By the holy cross of the Grey Church, heretics be damned.

The merchant makes a request over the bracelets.
Apparently vagrants are harassing them.
The local homeless population.
They aren't human.
Useless bums.

I peer into the train station.
There is trash everywhere.
Bottles and wrappers and cigarette ends.
And one more thing.
This bum.

An arrow is loosed.
It's flight perfect, wood meets flesh then bone.
The arrow embeds itself into the skull of the vagrant.
He solemnly stares at me, his fear turning to anger.
W-W-W-What t-t-t-the fuckh hafe I done t-t-to you.

I cannot contain myself.

I am sorry.
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Post by bman » #351640

jmad, a national treasure
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Post by DemonFiren » #351657

treasure
more like trash-ure
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Post by J_Madison » #351671

Orbital Station 13.
The weak and injured are doomed.
How have I gotten myself in this situation this time?
It's alright. I've got some time before I'm doomed.
I've got the guns, I've got the skills, I've got everything else.
Breath in, breath out, relax.

It wasn't that long ago, a ship docked to our station.
We've been frozen for more than 600 years.
I'm the marshal, the defender of the station.
It was just a brief meeting, they looked similar to us, maybe some warts, different skin, and different eyes.
But the guy in red, I can see the intent in his eyes.

They wanted to turn our shields off.
They tried to enslave some of us.
Shortly squat men no taller than five foot eight or seven.
They stared at us, looking up to us.
I'm looking down to them, we're easily six feet tall.

We need our girls back.
They can't come here to take our shields and take us out of the station.
Things were tense in our bridge.
And that's when it happened. The psionic councillor had enough.
He lit the red adorned man alight.

The small squat man endured the burning pain and caved his sword on him immediately.
He's got immense strength, stronger than me.
A fight broke out. I broke out. Everyone else died.
I crawled, and I crawled, and I crawled.
I know this place like the back of my hand.

The armoury was looted, I can hear them worrying staring into an empty room.
Every gun is strapped to me.
This is my final mission.

The first to go is a poor kid and a guard.
Hiding in the darkness, they walk into my trap at the bottom of the station.
Their bodies sag against the wall.

The eerie sound of Beethoven's moonlight sonata resonate in the long escalating platform.
The lady didn't expect a thing when suddenly she felt a push down.
I could hear her screams, just before I dumped a trash can down there.
Spare no-one, no compromise, not even in the face of death.
It's them or me.

I can see that flashlight moving towards me.
They're following me through the tunnels.
I turn off my light and lie in wait.
They think they are humans disguised as dogs hunting for me.
But I am not a human, I am a wolf disguised as a human.

This warrior monk will find himself crawling toward a trap.
He could barely scream when I pulled the trigger.
Bullets entered through his hardened leather coat and helmet.
He's dead, in a maintenance shaft, thousands of miles above his planet.
What a way to go.

Their gods can't save them.
We don't believe in gods.
They have no presence or influence here.
This goes for the members of the clergy.
Whilst examining the food facilities we have here, they let their guard down.

The greatly adorned fellow fall first.
His guard is fanatically agile. Got to be a gymnast but stronger.
There's nothing a gymnast can do when he's been shot in the leg and beaten to death with a stool.
The bald monk left a can of cola outside the toilet.
Littering is a no-no at TNC, his punishment is a sucking chest pain.

I think that's enough of them dead now.
I need to confront the big boss.
His squatly strong champion, the warrior in red is charred and dead.
I list them off in my head.
It's only him and a few others now.

You're on my station trespassing.
One hail of bullets land onto his last guard.
Get off my station.
Another hail of bullets hit his son.
You're not welcome here.
My final hail of bullets kill his daughter and ricochets into his leg.
You can feel that can't you?

No more ammunition now.
Just me and him.
He draws his sword and dagger.
This isn't the combat I'm used to.
And with what I have here, nor is he.

He gets a good lunge off.
Old man has some skills.
I touch him with my prod.
His body spasms.
Inhabitants living underground aren't expecting a weapon like this.

I shock him again.
He's hurt, but not injured.
My pleasure to help him now.

How dare he kidnap my staff.
I smash his head into the floor.
How dare you threaten my staff.
I smash his teeth through.
You think a god king is going to protect you from us?

The shields are restored from shut down, protecting this station once more.
The stab was good. I'm hurt real bad.
I don't know if I can make it. If we can make it.
My staff are dead, the water is limited, the power is unstable.
I can only hope, that I can clone some more in time.

What will we do?!
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Post by J_Madison » #352079

Love is in the air.
By the comatic god I am the pious warrior monk.
I have sworn an oath never to betray my teachings, never to fornicate, and to guard well.
I guard my post and raise admittance only to those worthy to enter.
A call to help sounds from over the gate.
A man needing admittance and safety from the undead outside.

Immediately our guards and warriors rush to the gates ready to assist.
The gears grind and whine as the great gates open to the weary traveller.
He is a mercenary, loyalty by money, and a seeker of riches.
He brings forth a dismembered skeleton man.
As I close the gates, another skeleton rushes in.

Too little, too late.
The femur is crushed and the Inquisitor grabs the now one legged helpless skeleton.
"Incarnate, keep this skeleton alive. Break her arms and leg."
The slender, feminine skeleton looks at me defiantly as I bring the club unto her limbs.
All that remains is her hips, torso, and skull.

By Mister Bones I will not let you die Miss skeleton.
Does it not bother you that your limbs are gone miss Skeleton?
She shakes her head.
Well it must mean nothing gets under your skin!
?

She looks at me, and then the club that caved her legs.
No no, I've been asked to keep you alive and well.
Now what did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body!
?

The skeleton is truly in agony.
She cannot crawl.
She cannot speak.
She can only struggle to make gestures.
She cannot die.

She is stuck here with me.
As a pious man I believe she needs some modesty.
Your tailbone is showing.
I can make you modest and presentable.
Let's make you into a skeleton lady with a nice modest dress.

Now here miss, you really do look pretty and presentable.
I might say you're a charming girl to have around as a secretary of the gate.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had noBODY to go with!
?

She tries to nibble at me with her teeth.
Stop that it tickles through my thick leather armour.
Why did was the skeleton alone at the dance?
He had no GUTS to ask for somebody to go with!
?

Well I piously say I have the sin of lust in me.
She's so pretty and listening.
I've got the guts to do it.
By the comatic love knows no bounds between bone and flesh.
There's a skeleton inside me too.

A migrant rings the bell, and they are admitted into the fortress.
They wave to my secretary.
What do you call a skeleton ringing a doorbell?
A DEAD ringer!
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We've been together for a while now.
I think we should make it official don't you think Miss skeleton?
She's slim and light and I carry her around.
We're more than friends.
Oh Father will you join me and her in holy matrimony?

My friends think I'm a fool to love a girl like that.
But there's a reason I like them skinny instead of round and fat.
Because closer to the bone, sweeter is the meat.
And there's less for her to eat.
Don't talk about my baby she's slender and she's sweet.

Closer to the bone.
The sweeter the meat.
What kind of musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trom BONE!
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The visitors are arriving in the church.
The lady needs not a white dress for her bones are glistening and white.
And I come, as the groom.
Witnesses and children of the flock witness these two lovers today be united in the name of the church.
In holy matrimony and commitance to eachother, do you Incarnate take Miss Skeleton as your lawfully wedded wife?
Yes. I do.
And do you Miss Skeleton wake the Incarnate as your lawfully wedded Husband?
She tries to shake her head but her rocking back and forth makes seem mere nodding.
Does anyone object to this union of lovers? Please speak now or forever hold your breath.

Several skeletons and a skinless bang at the church doors.
Their horrifying screams springs everyone to action.
The inquisitor's shining blade instantly fells a skeleton by it's holy water.
There are too many.
The comatic lord smiles upon me.

A stranger wanders in.
He fears no evil for his staff and robes are with him.
"Eusoch"
The skeletons fall down, dead to an instant.
The skinless is pounded into paste by all of us.

Then by the Grey church, you are now man and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
It is time for us to consummate.

I love your bones Miss skeleton.
I take off my leather robes and hat.
I've got a bone of my own right here.
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Post by D&B » #352098

Eyo that shit gave me

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[20:26:39]ADMIN: PM: [censored]->[censored admin]: Alright, no problem. I have some input. Fuck my boy pussy.
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lying little shit with your bullshit stat
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Post by J_Madison » #353267

Squire.
I'm 13!
My brother and I are going to grow up into guards!
My sister is a servant, she's really good at cleaning!
The Baron makes up sit in a boring meeting.
The Jester man tells a joke! It's really funny!

We kick a skull to pass the time until we are let go.
I will train hard.
But real weapons are very heavy.
I need to make my swings count.
I'll train with an axe!

I swing and I swing and I learn so much.
I hack and I attack and take no time to slack.
I feel I can take on someone.
I want to be more.
I want some money to get a real weapon.

Baron sir can I have some money please?
I kneel before my lord.
He sips his wine and tosses his coin bag to me.
My gracious lord I live to serve for!
I take what I need and scurry off.

I can barely step up to the desk of the smithy, when the smith peers over.
An axe sir I want an axe sir.
He raises an eyebrow but I have the coins, and he hands me a fine axe.
I will make a good warrior.
Just then, I hear a lady scream from below!

My duty to defend the weak!
A Nun crawls to me, beaten and hurt.
A bum stands behind, he is incredibly strong and angry.
But I don't stand alone.
My father and my teacher are beside me.

The bum struggles and fights them as I drag the lady to safety.
My teacher needs help.
I am scared. This is a big man.
But I grip my axe and I swing as hard as I can into his face.
I land a great blow, and his face shatters.

But he still stands, stunned, and angry.
Until my teacher the Censor swings his great sword across his neck.
The mighty bum is fallen and his head is gone.

I am a mighty little squire, defender of the helpless, expert with an axe.

Fear me evil doers!
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Re: Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw

Post by calzilla1 » #353268

DemonFiren wrote:treasure
more like trash-ure
Fuck off ligger, you add nothing to any comversation. Just mind-less shitposting. When was the last time youve conceived a thread? To top it all off you dont even play
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
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Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?
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Re: Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw

Post by J_Madison » #353492

The bigger sister.
We are a blest and migrant people.
Bound for the fortress and caves.
Love our journey and love our destine.
Love is the destined land.
Bring forth our kingdom of destine.

Bring forth the destine of peace.
Bring forth the peace of mercy
Bring forth the mercy of God.

Our little Post Christian migrant group is ambushed.
Among us are men and women, monks and warriors, and another boy just like me.
We're orphans of the caves.
Our parents died a long time ago.
I'm 13 and he is 12.

Our camp is ambushed and we all scatter.
Skinless monsters are no match for all of us.
We scatter, but some of us regather in the cave.
The other boy feeds me this strange mushroom.
I don't feel so good.

I'm freaking out. I see monsters. I see blood. I see dead things!
Oh help me lady, help me!
They're coming, they're after me!
I'm going to die, I'm going to die!
I begin to cough and gag and I smell so bad.

But I'm not hurt.
I feel a little better.
How could he do that to me?
We settle near the road, when a homeless bum leaps from the shadows.
Fighting us, that boy wanders too far and is murdered by the bum.

I don't want to go with them anymore.
I stick close to the nice lady who held my hand when I was freaking out.
She wants to make a little stop at the road.
I'm so stinky too.
We stop by a river and she chops some wood down.

She builds a little dipping pool, I scrub and I clean and I wash myself down.
I feel safer with her.
I go and I gather morsels to eat, and rocks to build.
We share it all. I take two bites of the plump helmet and pass it to her.
And I grab and I scour for little rocks for her to build with.

Hey don't step there!
She stops, and I tell her.
Two traps right next to her.
I saved her life!
I go to dissemble the traps, when she cries out to me.

Slavers! Run boy run!
I see the helmet light around then corner and we dash for it into the road and into the caves.
Bolts light up the dark road as we run from the slaver and their guns.
All our progress is lost.
We run to a safe distance.

Ahead of us are two friendly mercenaries.
We settle ahead and watch them construct walls and doors.
It's a checkpoint, and we alert them of the slavers.
They are worshippers of the healer god, but they are nice.
I feel safe when I'm near this nice lady.

We settle again into another small camp.
I share my little mushrooms with her.
And up ahead, we see some old friends.
We are saved!
Two mighty crusaders pass by us, but we are a pious and devout people.

The nice lady wants a crossbow, but needs my help.
I am a quiet and sneaky boy.
I sneak through the mercenary guild and disarm the traps for firing mechanisms.
I'm fighting to hold my breath, I snatch the daggers and the mechanisms.
I snatch the helmet and the teapot.

I snatch a massive haul for the nice lady.
She cooks me a yummy mushroom.
She's like a bigger sister I never had.
And I hand her many mechanisms to create a crossbow and a teapot to boil water.
Monsters start appearing from the caves, and we assemble our positions!

Crusaders and monks, guards and migrants, and my sister unite and stand.
Waves of unless monsters head toward us, but they are fallen and looted.
I help a fallen monk out of water, we take few casualties.
Sister and I head into the fortress for safety and trading.
A guard harasses us about our weapons, but we are a pious and decent people.

I ask to buy an axe, but the apprentice boy's eyes light up.
No charge for me! A free axe of high quality!
More obols to save for me, and more for me and my sister.
I go to buy some food at the inn with my sister.
She can't afford it, we can't afford it. But we share the egg waffle.

We shared everything.
With what obols we muster, sister is able to fully upgrade her crossbow.
Just as another wave of skinless siege the fortress.
Our defense and mettle sustain and break the siege.
Quick boy! Salvage what we can from our camp!

As I salvage what I can find from our camp, I feel fear for the last time.
A skinless has cut me.
I don't feel good.
He smashes my body hard.
I don't feel anything.

I can hear her shouts for help.
I can just about hear her drag my body out.
I'm dying, I can feel it.
But I want to hold on dear life for my sister.
She's out there, firing crossbow bolts left and right united with the fortress guard.

I can feel it now.
I can feel the consciousness come back.
I can feel my bones fixed and resettled.
I'm not going to die.
I'm going to hold on and stay alive for my sister.

My throat is sutured and bandaged.
My wounds are tended.
I cannot thank this doctor enough.
Many more bodies come to here.
I clean the area and ready them.

At long last, my sister comes.
She gives me a big hug.
We're both so happy we found each other alive.
She tells me the siege is over.
The monsters are gone.

We're together again.
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Re: Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw

Post by hydrated12 » #382933

lordlet
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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Post by bandit » #456484

iamgoofball wrote:please stop posting your bdsm porn what if an employer finds tee gee
this post aged well
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admin feedback pls
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Post by iamgoofball » #456661

bandit wrote:
iamgoofball wrote:please stop posting your bdsm porn what if an employer finds tee gee
this post aged well
the sad thing is he never stopped posting his bdsm porn
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Re: Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw

Post by Steelpoint » #457087

The premium Evergreen experience that JMad would have you think is true.

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Steelpoint wrote:The premium Evergreen experience that JMad would have you think is true.
jmad is what sec mains turned into while you were gone btw
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Re: Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw

Post by Shezza » #470221

iamgoofball wrote:
Steelpoint wrote:The premium Evergreen experience that JMad would have you think is true.
jmad is what sec mains turned into while you were gone btw
meanwhile goofball turned into a libtard and unironically communist
Thanks for all the dopamine.

You (cough), you haven't won here. You and your mutie-bastard friends are gonna join me in a big ol' mushroom cloud sendoff. I just triggered the self-destruct. (Heh, heh; cough, cough,...) The work will go on. You didn't do nothing here, 'cept seal your own death warrants. Duty, (cough) honor... courage... Semper Fiiiii........
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Post by Nervere » #498852

cringe
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Re: Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw

Post by oranges » #498875

did you really bump a year old thread to salt post about goof wilchen?

lmao

also nervere necroposting
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cringe
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